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Show AMERICAN FORK CITIZEN arhst be 1- aiiadow- l.i at Jerry didn't Be fired for the 71 ft! " olnder blm. sjti to Wi bat Jf"7 n 9 9 t ., H Caied at Raiting Pool. m oeeuioo de-i de-i km thought tftes slra msk-iMOoUgbL msk-iMOoUgbL But k ii'tium "quite St, sr. be wasn't Tbote great are jost ready to m tad they did .Hands snd had was fran Tbea fee squealed rnttfii Uft-i Uft-i M down, was t Smiling PooL ) spoken truly ? got you now." ilukntl Banging pie It till beloved I tilt fee believed Sot Those clawi I tbes being car nit kla reel aa If ftascs and every M Ms tad slipped Ti tautlful new ftelaUhed. This m'ftiv 'tee 'or edMi Be bad, wd ill through ca T make e boa he had so ' College Q ararobe foi 51 Wsctfcal and WXMhd brown l J '""topcoat J needs ttan wear. 131 "v JJJ2 3SST0 w w. ounc ESS loaf - bee to smart, -a dinner was to be aiVear8&ff,&artj ftluskrstl ' If Jerry could haveflnown what was paaalng rouh 4tlftQtjr,f jjead pl6a'pa he would bar felt Just a wee bit leas helpless. Booty knew what Jerry didn't,' that those great claws had not clutched Jerry where they should have, where Booty had meant to bar them. He bad In tended to clutch Jerry right by the middle of .the .back and drive those great claws 'way In on both sides of Jerry's backbone. But Jerry's quick l?e baT forced "Booty" to clutch, at wba. he could, and the result was that those great cruel cla vs had caught In ' Jerry's coat near his talL .Th.hv was ., why. he was being carried head down. Now, Jerry's coat was rather loose fitting, for Jerry had been working hard and bad not fattened up for the winter. So those claws had simply sim-ply gone through the coat, but not Into Jerry's flesh enough for a good hold. Hooty was not yet aa sure of his dinner as he would have liked to be. Jerry was big and heavy and bis coat might tear. There was no getting another and Royalty Directs the Making of a better grip up there In the air. For that Hooty most slight somewhere. Hooty hoped with all his might that that coat of Jerry's would prove too stout to tear. If Hooty could have harried tbls story might bare bsd s different ending. But Jerry Muskrat was heavy and though Hooty did his very best with his great wings, be moved rather slowly snd only Just s little above the water. As they drew near the bank Hooty felt one claw tear loose snd then another. Jerry began to struggle with si) bis might and his coat gsve wsy so that Hooty held blm with only one foot Then as Booty vainly tried to clutch him again with the claws from which he had ton loose, his weight was too much for ths claws still gripping his cost It tore loose from them, and witt a splash Jerry struck the dear, coil, beautiful water of the Smiling Tool, while with s scream of rage and disappointment Hooty the Owl flew on. toward the Oreen Forest Jerry's life hsd been saved by the tearing of his cost ft. tilt, by T. W. Bur .WNU Strrlc. Sense RattWbox A Sweetwster (Texas) man has .,ol7 snake rattles In bis private museum. t look Like Cavalry . . ( : i - ' - sjkT? wentd cavmr. -t ., ....... Sod (rfni k Diuia, leiaa, una PlctarM k ch'n" tt.Mdden the old timers nuJJ. ,B W'cblne gun mounted on a , ,0 Protct convoys from serial stuck. ONERS A finale Is a Mexican delicacy wrapped In corn" husks.' BONERS are actual humorous dd-bits found in examination papers, pa-pers, essays, etc., by teachers. Everybody should not try to do everything, but should do one thing well. For instance, cox can always give milk but hens cannot do this. They prefer to lay eggs. A sphere b a ball such that no 1 straight line can recline upon tt without being bent Aesophagus was the author of Aesop's Fables. Most of the beautiful buildings In Boston are of the reminiscent period pe-riod of architecture. It la Important to study history in order that we may learn all about our descendants. Lorenzo de Medici was the greatest great-est prime minister England eve.-bad eve.-bad because he got on so well with Queen Victoria. O. 1111. Bell Syndicate WNU 8rvlc. o GraphicGlf RUN-UP SHOT ON WET TURF OFTEN situations arise on the golf course where the experienced experi-enced and resourceful player bas a handicap over his less experienced brother. Such Instances often happen hap-pen on wet uiya when the course bas become sodden. Here pitches that on a dry day may stop near enough the pin to enable a holing out In one putt become a handicap on a wet day. They may stop as near the pin but In so doing the ball picks up considerable mud which makes a true putt almost impossible. impos-sible. Under such circumstances a run-up shot that will roll several yards over the wet turf Is more desired. de-sired. Even should a bit of mud adhere to the ball when It comes to earth. It Is more than likely to be rubbed off on It roll over the putting put-ting grass. Ulng this knowledge to advantage enabled Willie Hunter to beat Bobby Jones In the NaUonal Amatear of 192L . A 1(11. Bull 8radlcs.tt.-WNP Strrto U. S. Protects Sssls Approximately W per cent of the i.l'. aoala II vo lintltT KOVem- l wuriu a u x.- - ' ment protection on the PrlbUof Islands. QUICK STOPPING, . exacts 'rPC' wJws pirrriMa1 y SALAD POINTERS OALADS are sock simple dishes. al!y prejpsrfjfcr WW, ,op Ml full of clever Ideas for different combinations until the time come to use "one ' tbeT'you' cap '"think of nothing but lettuce with torouto or cucumber, and you may have the lettuce, but lack Jibe Other Ingredients. Ingredi-ents. How you envy ths cook who ran go to her Ice bos and find cooked chicken, celery, and a salad dress Ing all prepared,' snd bow eugy for her to serve a delectable sulad with these good things si band. To be able to create something ed lble with the Ice boi bare and the guest waiting, la Indeed an accomplishment accom-plishment V One of the most helpful things to have at hand la a bottle of french dressing ready to serve, as we.ll as a pint or more of cooked salad dressing dress-ing or of mayonnaise. With the various relishes and pickles that all ordinary households are supplied with, these dressings may be varied in doseni of ways. Perhaps you bare a dlsb of prunes Just a half dosen-rcut them Into quarters, serre on lettuce with s sprinkling of chopped nuts, or Movie Picture pitLNCB WILL1AH of Sweden has 1 been very busy for some time directing di-recting the making of s mystery Blm. It deals with pilots, lighthouses and life at sea, but the plot and author have not been disclosed. remove the stones from the prunes and fill with cottage of cream cheese. Take three or four of these to a salad .plate of lettuce, add any desired dressing snd serre. To the french dressing for s change add a tablespoonful each of chopped green and red pepper and the same of finely minced onion, a bit of parsley finely chopped and a tablespoonful of finely minced celery. cel-ery. This mixture, If kept In a closed Jar, will keep for several days, or even weeks. Take a tablespoonful ta-blespoonful of this mixture to add to the boiled dressing; It adds pep to a mild salad dressing. A hard-cooked egg finely minced added to a simple dressing will make a richer and more appetizing dressing. A dash of horseradish, a teaspoon-ful teaspoon-ful of chill sauce, a teaspoonful of Worcestershire sauce added to a plain french dressing makes an Ideal dressing for fresh shrimp salad. ft IMS. Waattrn N'Pat Ualoa. Bubonic laftctioa Bubonic Infection spreads through fleas that Infest-rats, ground squlr rels and similar creatures. Man can escape it by destroying the rats, Isolating human victims, snd burning burn-ing or disinfecting contaminated furniture and clothing Among the kind of population this disease attacks, at-tacks, however, these things are hard to do, and sometimes military control bas to be resorted to. Closed SEPTEMBER KNOWS y DOUGLft MALLOCH TURSR re the truest days of all. iMv iro turner wira a mm er rait Spring Is all youth, for spring for-. - gets "" " Amid Its opening violets, The eyes of violets shall close. - April forgets, September knows. September knows the birds that sing. Like human happiness, take wing An.' holds things closer to her heart Because she knows that things de part Spring scarce possesses, jelng surt; We love things most that least en dure. We love things most we soon may ' lose. So many blossoms spring may choose She chooses none. We closer clasp That which already slips our grssp. The summer comes, the summer goes; April forgets, September knows. & HIS. Doaglaa IHIoch. WNU SotIo THROUGH A Xfcmans Eyes By JEAN NEWTON WHAT WILL THEY TALK ABOUT? PROM eight to eight-thirty p. m. " conversation with Mrs. Pu-TL" That is an Item on ths program tacked up In the palace of Henry Pu Ti, . the regent of the ..new lnde pendent state of tlancbukua Henry Pu-Yi Is tbe young man once called the boy emperor of China, fie la still quite young, but perhaps In the Orient youth Is not Incompatible with wisdom. Imsglne a yonng American bus band making s note on Mi day'i program to set aside a half hour for conversation with his wife I One Is compelled to wonder If ths boy emperor also charts out In ad- vsnce just what the conversation Is to be about Politics tnd affairs of state? They are probably not among the hobbles of Mrs. Pu-YL There are, of course, the domestic matters of palace and family, and there would be some friends thst they would bsve In common. And, then, of course, there Is al ways tbe weather, thr saviour of many a scheduled co i versa tion. A man and wife would, of course, have to be exceptionally gifted converse tlonallsts to mske tbe weather last for the full half hour Of the period which this young husband so con scientloosly sets aside for talking to hla wife. But we are probably needlessly concerned. A young husband, and an emperor, at that, who is clever tnougb to realize the necessity of putting aside a certain period each, day for talking to his wife, will doubtless have the required Ingenuity In-genuity to find something to talk about O. 1111. Ball Syndics ta. WNU Sarrlca JJo You Know TAHAsV as ' a . v tumble sandwich -inav w . . t. Van ets its asms iruw --- 0(SftiwicKwbo.ltaid t . i.i 4 sif always had tne naun 1f nna. providing nimseu " 7 r . . . . UA In his Will CD uo v a . 1 " st pocket to svota navu. - a; in town. C 1111. McClurt Nawapapar Syndlcsts WNTT Sarrtoa. Season I AaV nr. IV Howe About: Pine Shingles NptSoCrtzy Classical &ucaton Sj.'iui iai sysaloa4a.WNU Ssrvlos. ByKOHOWI SEVERAL years ago I bad occasion occa-sion to put s new roof oa s house, snd was talked Into buying one of ths best of the patent Shingles now being offered by enterprising en-terprising agents as better than old-fashioned old-fashioned pine. I hare bad constant con-stant trouble with the roof ever since. The man who sold me the patent roofing after" trying several times to make It satisfactory, finally admitted the beat roofing material for the ordinary cottage Is tbe old-fashioned old-fashioned pine shingle of first grade. Any new Idea la a risk until It has been practically tried out at least a hundsed years I will remember that this summer when tearing off the patent roof to replace it with old-fashioned pine. Thus I learn; thus everyone learns. t In a certain town there Is s man everybody says is craiy. Lately be wrote a letter for tbe Public Mind column of tbe local paper, and the editor printed It exactly as written, writ-ten, as a "Joke." The man can't spell, but expresses more clear common com-mon sense about public affairs than I have known a cltlxen to write In years. He opposes ths present mania for Inflation ; for government help for everybody; says the only remedy Is economy. Industry, better behavior, and less politics, and agrees with Europeans .generally that Americans seem determined to commit suicide. A man knowing that much tint crssy: Americans not educated themselves them-selves have a tremendous notion of the benefits to be derived from a classical education. I met a farmer farm-er recently who had lost bis farm because of sending three sons to college,, col-lege,, Tbe father believed that a classical education would specially arm and equip his children for their battle with life, but he told me that after graduation, his sons returned home, and he could not see they had been benefited. Employers even had a prejudice against them, and many ignorant foreigners were being be-ing given employment when his sons could not get It . In tbe exchange of every dollar there Is an element of dishonesty on one aide or the other; In every legal transaction - aa -much- dishonesty dis-honesty as the traffic will bear. The law Itself leans toward dishonesty, as a tribute to human necessities. A man- mar keep well within the law and still exercise considerable of his natural roguish disposition. What Is all this human bargaining bargain-ing about? In every case a man or woman declaring to another he is asking too much. It la the first job of all of us to become capable traders; If we are not we are robbed. Why do we have locks on all our doors T Why are taxi drivers, street car conductors, clerks, compelled com-pelled to ling a bell when they take in a cash fareT Why are county treasurers, all classes of officials bonded It is acknowledgment of the universal belief In dishonesty. Just recently twenty of the world's most prominent business men were Investigated by congress. The first one called to the witness stand said: "We keep well within the law. Visit an Indian camp and the bucks will all say: "I'm a good Indian," In-dian," We all know we are under suspicion sus-picion and what is expected of us: to keep well within the law to be good Indians. ass Every man bandies the women a little differently. I have a neighbor neigh-bor who has walked out on three wives ("quit them cold"), as the neighbors say. Still another man I know well has been thirty-four years getting rid of one, and Isn't entirely out of the woods yet .... . In meeting the emergencies of life and, with men, women occupy first place In creating them I have come to believe the most honorable honor-able way la pretty generally the easiest way. For Instance : The husband hus-band who has walked out on three wives badly crippled himself three times, whereas the other man, who displayed more fairness, Is still going go-ing fairly good. s After you become old (as I am) you will find one of your heaviest burdens Is being regulated too much. ... I do not object to proper prop-er regulations, but I am regulated dally and hourly when I have not offended, and regulation Is not necessary. nec-essary. I try to meet the natural duties of life with patience, but am heavily burdened by regulators self-appointed, and who should. In any fair consideration of fairness and common sense, let me more quietly pursue my natural tasks. s In our attempts to acquire learning,- we have unhappily learned much we must nnlearn. No pope, professor, poet states man, patriot ever left a simple guide to direct simple people, although these are the guides ws simple people peo-ple are urged to follow. Sally Sez Tat raasaa) SttM laams m SS faatj Walla atfcats sra st tWw, Is that mm tmi hsvt H0MI SUrrOBT Ts aaks faiaaatrUs tfaw. FATKONIXS BOMS INDUBTST mm THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY Wi hats sar Fraalaaat rasters arity ky - aaylac laamasttlala. Cat St. Ltt's kstpv ear attacr ta ctrasla-ttaa ctrasla-ttaa ty asaaaln- tt far praSstts that ara essaaasMs art fears QasUty art flsrriss. tat lataraMaataia Maa. Caaw a a. cM- krt's aaU tscstaarl Ltfs bt raal far Iatoraitaatsla Haas PraiatU, AXTHT'S H. SOTO. Baauatt Nat. DUk. "Police Dog" Hay Be Any Breed The term "police dog" does not designate breed, but on the contrary con-trary a form of special activity, snd consequently may be applie.' to any breed of dog used in police work. Earn while you learn Barbtrlng. A Permanent Business with a Big Income. Meier's Barber College IIS Bactat St, Salt Laka City. Utah Wa awat your stats rsqairtmsats Earth a Huge Magnet The earth is a huge magnet Hence it will draw to its poles sny electrified particles pouring upon It from without ASK TOUS DBUGCUrr ros . a- a. a-v , OIL AW tNTBKatOPWTAIN PBOPUCT Animals Suffer From Cancer Cancer has been found extensively exten-sively among members of ths animal kingdom as cattle, horses, dogs, cats, birds, fish, molluska snd reptiles. Utah High Softool of Beauty Cute . M nv 0 M. a Uta Caj. . ' Tki lasrtj Caftan rntosSi ism a Itprtaisi Taa saa asw Isara a pnfttslia that wiB auks yaa Mi nil wit I ar ths rast ml ysar Says. SIS aar aasata aaty far tas i aaarat af six sasaths. Paaas ar MAMS , . APDBK8J u ... Redwood Trees en Hawaii bland Of 10,000 redwood trees planted on the Island of Hawaii in the last ten years, 9T.9 per cent have suit ived. Ice in Northern Siberia In far northern Siberia the lea does not break up in the rivers until June. EVERYTHING FOR THE BUILDER LUHBKS MOULD rNCS SASB DOORS PAINT OIL CLASS PLUMBING FIXTURES PIPE VALVES Ketchum Builders' Supply 7SS 4th St. San Laka CK? Ths largest species of spider is ths bird spider, which has a body two inches long and a leg spread sometimes seven inches or more. It is found in Brazil and often catches small birds. ?h.S 1 11 1 far tat ktat M-wara ,fJ'UU axUcIt aa -Why yaa ahaaU ass IntarsMaaUla ataSt Caaat" Similar ta thara, Stas roar atary la arasa tr wm ta la-taraMaataln la-taraMaataln Pradacta Calaaia, P. O. Bas lilt. Salt Laks City. If yaar stary saaaara la thlt $3.00 aalaaia yaa wUI ctirt check for Wttk Na. IMS W.N.U-8alt Laks Oif Guard Against Disease Apes and monkeys newly arrived at the London zoo are kept under daily observation in a sanitorium for several months before they are allowed to mingle with ths soo's other simian inhabitants. This precaution has been found a valuable valu-able "aid In preventing the spread of tuberculosis among the soo's mammals. Blind Hen as Gardeners Many blind men in England sra becoming professional gardeners, |