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Show ...J-.. ., . -I . s .-' ...... ' "' ' . . - . d a mtTDn a v tn?uDTT a iv uiMR a if i?tTn a v WYRTT fflTTTETCtf SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1925 I (H- !1T - 2 U- i; is . I ' V 1 1 r in I ' jt-3v i ! I ' Sh .5 OYL-LAFFS A California paper believe the average motorist would rather, run Into debt than run out of gas. "I hear your wife it suite a marks, man, lias she made any records?" "Yes, three guides, flre windows and a cow!" "I'am going to buy a revolver. "Six shooter?" "No. Nine. I want to kill a cat Vhis IS POETRY . Under the shedding spressnut tree Even as you and I, With a hunk of bonk And a hunk of Junk You're a better man than I Old Black Joe! Minister Wife "Wake up! There are1 burglars In the house." Minister "Well, what of It? Let them Cnd out their mistakes theft. rou 11 hare to pass up all red meats raueni: Hang it! That meaas I cant ' have no watermelon next summer. . . .. Judge "Did you , or did you strike this woman?" not Landlord "your honor, I only re. narked that the wall papet In her apartment bore fingerprints." r o. w. l. (On With Laughter) i I. JHirfa-a -"Two years "Nest case." for knocking her flat. "I confided the secret of our en. Cagvmenti to three of my dearest friends. "Three all told?" t.. Tea, all told!" , The reason why a lot of men are achelors, thinks John, in because they failed to embrace their tunities. oppor. "Do you think rll ever be able to do anything with my voice?" , , Singing Teacher '"Might bandy in ease of fire." come la Aunt "And were you a very good little girl at church thin morning, Salller Sallie "O, yes, Aunty. A man of, fered me a big plate of money and I eatd "No Thank you.' k WaU tells of a boy who ran away ;"from home because" his mother made htm wash his ears in tho middle of the week. Old lAdy "Why, I wouldn't think of renting this room. I ain't going to pay good money for a box like this, and I simply wont have a fold. Ing bed" Bell Hop "Go on in, lady. This ain't your room, this is the elevator." " The Oklahoma City concern that advertised for "two Plain looking girls" had no applicants. Lawyer (handing check for $1,000 'to workman who has beeta awarded $5,000 compensation): "That's tho balance after the payment of my fee, Well, what are you looking like that for? Arem't you satisfied?'' "I was Just a, wondering who U was fell off that scaffolding yo or me.v , One half of the world connot understand un-derstand how the other half bluffs it through so good. .The trouble with the average man who Casta his bread upon the water thinks James Is that he expects It to come back as cake". , hard ttene working cross wora piu. I ADVICE TO THE AGED As brln lnflrm, tach luKfi.S .Tutts Pills I fintlatinir tbi hnwmh. rtur.l County and General Kens Lower Express Bates March 1 New Order Will Affect ill Territory West of IQsslsslppI Eherj De. mane of SQ Per Cent. " St Paul. Minn., Jan. 28. Western and southern railroads are denied a temporary Injunction to restrain en. forcemeat of lower express rates in their territories in a decision of the United Statog district court filed here today. The case may go to further hear, ing on Its merits or the railroads may appeal directly to the United States supreme court if they desire to take further action, but represent. tlve of the affected roads here said the course of future action has not been determined upon. The railroads, In opposing the lower rates ordered by the interstate com. merce commission, declares it would reftluce their revenue (8,000.000 annu. ally without affecting the income of the express company, as the commis sion ordered equalizing increases in Eastern territory. Fifteen Western and Southern rail. roads brought the action more than a month ago on behalf of all railroads in the territory, fining thtlr appllca. tion with Federal Judge Booth In St. Paul, who called in Judge Sanborn and Pollock to sit with him to the case. Final arguments on the application for the temporary induction wnien was asked pendlig final hearing were heard Jn St. Iihh January t ana and decision of the court arrived at late last week. As a result of the dicision the United States district court, lower express rates In son 4, which includes in-cludes all territory west of the Miss. Isslppl river, ordered by the interstate commerce commission, will go Into effect March 1, It is believed in local traffic circles. The new rate is now In effect The commission at first ordered the rates put in effect on January 1, 1925. On petition of the railroads affected by the decrease, however, It postponed the effective date until March 1. In the interim the railroads sought a temporary Injucuon to re. strain enforcement of the rates. They charged that the lower rates would .deprive them of sufficient revenue to furnish efficient service. R. W. Pricket, of the Traffic Service Bureau of Utah, opposed the railroads when the case was submit. ted to the Interstate commerce com. , mission, and argued that the lower rates would tend to increase I revenues of- the carriers. He the said ad- that they would secure enough dltlonal business at the expense of 'the parcel poet to make up for the loss by lower rates. , The new rates, according to traffic officials, are exceptionally beneficial to Utah states'. and other intermountaln Reflex. Higher Flour Price Is Due To Grain Shortage i . . ' San Francisco, Jan. 31 1923 The increased prlc of flour is directly du to a genuine shortage1 in bread Kraln, according to W. H. Joyce, a forimr member of the Farm Ioan Hoard at Washington, I. C. In support of his s'atrtnent, Joyce called attention to a bulletin issued "Jahuarp 6, 1925 by the V. S. Depart!' "'nt of Agriculture1, which states that fanner are g4tng a good price for wheat for the first time in four years because of the inevitable law of sup, J'ly and demand. The bulletin, acr cording to Joyce demonstrates that housewives are paying higher price's for Hour and bakery products, not be. rouse of prolteering on the part t)f ;ro( er. bankers or milling firms, but because of a retal shortage of wheat The mitstanding facta of the bulle. tin as quoted by Joyce", are: The acreage planted to wheat last year In North America was 10 to 12 pet cent less than that for 1923 Tho fnited States 1924 wheat crop was LT.OOO.onn bushels below the five, yrtir average, and only 70.000,000 tmshels over the small crop of 1923. Canada's export surplus in 1923 fotaUM :i7r.fioo,000 bushels; last year if lefUnetl to 173,000,000 bushels. . From .lulv 1 to December 81, 1923 noo.ooo bushels of wheat, while dur. Ing he huufJ pcTlod last year 197,. 000.000 bushels were exported. "The governnuurs bulletin points (lit that these facts show unmlstak. ably the reason for. the prevailing I)' of vhesit." Joyce declared. "It i jilso" KtareT'Tluit the conjunction of j cirrunistnnces respotiBiblc' for it is (one that is unlikely to occur on the average more than once in many years and, therefore, doea not '.war. rant the expectation of continued high price In future yean." o ' : Your Income Tax If you are single and support la your home one or more persons close.' ly related to you and over whom ysi eterdee family control, you are the head of a family and entitled under the revenue1 act of 1924 to the same personal exemption allowed a mar. rled person, $2,500. In addition, a taxpayer Is entitled to a credit of $400 for each person dependent; upon him for chief support, tf such' person is either under 18 years of age or Inca. pable of self-support because mentally mental-ly or physically defective. Such de pendent need not be a member of the taxpayer's household. For example, an unmarried son who supports In bis home an aged mother Is entitled to an exerojwJon of $2300 plus the $400 credR for a dependent, a total of $2,900. If from . choice the mother lived In another e4y, the son although her chief support, would, be entitled only to the $1,000 exemption, plus the $400 credit The mother not living with htm, he Is not considered the nea(i of a family. An exemption as the "head 'of a family can be claimed by only one member of a household. The $400 credit does not apply to the wife or husband of a taxpayer, though one may be totally dependent jupon the" other. Does Your Back Ache? Bad Barks Briny Suffering? to Kan; Utah County Folks. Is that dull, constant backache making mak-ing you old and miserable?. Does your back throb and ache until it seems you Just can't keep going? Do you suffer headaches, dizzy spells and urinary disorders; feel weak, tired and worn-out? Then look to your kidneys. Delay may mean serious kidney sick ness! Use Doan Plus a stimulant diuretic to, the kidneys. Doan's are recommended by thousands. ' . (John St. Jeor, prop, blacksmith shop, 20J State St, Lehl, Utah, says: "My back hurt and I had a dull ache over my kidneys. When I stooped, sharp pains caught me in my back and my kidneys were weak and acted too freely. I used Doan's Pills and the first box did away with the trou ble. I still use Doan's occasionally and they always benefit me greatly." - Jrlce 60c, at all dealers. Don't simply ask for a kidney remedy get Doan's Pills the same that Mr. St Jeor had. Foster-Mllburn Cx, Mfrs., Buffalo, N. T. CROSS-WORD I i 3 j T5 7 11 1 " E 7 K r Id U9 1 IQ if- UZ "zJ"l 2? T z5 W 5T1 Tz " """ kvtf by Whihi . Herixontal. 1 Lrirad 4 To (trip a S Kqaal S Prrfiirina 11 niakaall la talk IS .Nat aar IS I.Ik ! llaS affrrltaa far . XOll J jot Bear 21 latperaaaal preaoaa XS Addltloa ta a will 24 Prarraa SB -ladrflalta arllrla Aaaorlalloa (a bar.) T Uaola 4cal coatblaatloa ....-4kkr.K-v. .,r.ls. .-i-..,. 2H Attempt S Initial at . a a lineal 8 Maanara f area . 34 like 8 Kace raeaa SB Ikua U " KnulanJ atala (abbr.) 41 elert hodjr 4!l lloy'a elrbnam ' 43 nny'H plarthlna; '' 4 niiffet f 4S linrne BIM&tirtll i Snlrl S3 Kaattra atat (abbr.) Tkr aolalloa will AlPI W N" Mrs. L. Bates, Reporter. Mr. and Mrs. Robert Hunter enter-tainted enter-tainted at a card party Thursday evening. All present report having had an enjoyable time. Mr. and Mrs. Harvey " Okey and children of Lehl, spent Saturday visiting visit-ing Mr. Okey's mother, Mrs.' Mary E. Osr. Mis Violet Street of Lehl is also, vistng at the Okey home, the guest of Miss Lula McDanlel. ;" Mrs. George Dunsdon and children of Provo, were Sunday guests of Mrs. Dunsdon'e parents, Mr. and Mr. J. T. Bateman. Mr. and Mrs, Lloyd Miller and baby daughter of American Fork, spent Sunday with' Mrs. Miller's parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Devey. Mrs. Richard Wiser and children of Salt Lake City, are spending the week at the home of Mrs. Wiser' parents, Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln Carlisle. Monday evening .Mrs. Lincoln Carlisle entertained at a surprise party In honor of the eleventh birthday birth-day of hier grandson, Irving Wiser. There, wfere fifteen of his classmates present. Mrs. Paul Talmage of Salt Lake City, was a week-end guiest at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Joseph F. Marsh where she was visiting her little lit-tle daughter, Phyllis, who has made her home there for son months past Sunday afternoon at the fast meeting meet-ing a beautiful cover, for the sacrament sacra-ment table was presented to the ward, a present from Elder J. W. Booth and wife who are laboring in the Turkish mission. The cover Is the handwork of Relief Society members "of Allepo, Syria, and represents many hours of patient labor. Elder Booth and wife were given a vote of thanks for the beautiful present Mrs. Wlllard Olsen and children left Monday tor Salt Lake to Join Mr. Olsen who Is employed there, and make their home. Solution of Puzzle Ne. 11, DIEIS TfRfulclTl I IVIE E V EMI ItIoITt A X WANpL Zjf ETf Q U do tLIt a mh c nwHs apidJTnu SO JMAN If 12 iCEL tsIbT BLp Aqnlosrlo amenLTt h an X JL J- ZjYI a plJT r e eIxItIoIrIt! iIqTnIe r PUZZLE No. 12 Mwppr Union.) Vertical. 1 Paraaaal praaoaa a stm a PrcaUeat nlth a faaaava grla 6 Hoy'a naraa B ladrflalta aire 7 la af tbe aodlaa N Befora aon " 16 llrakra tootb II larad 13 Mm lie 14 raallab rollrga 15 Hollow T Prr ripreulas dlrretlaa ta- .ward N'"r...nf.l :..Uaa;J. '',.,,... '19 tellrr a ramniaad 2 Flower -tS--Mtr- trot-""": '''' "' " ; 2t- A rldse of rartk 31 Olrrrt a aincaaln SS Oatdaar aamc ' SS llaaf 87 Prrfl anranlaa; aot SS Imperaonal aroaoaa SS Container far valuable 44 Malt 4 Alee . id-n-I'ore ovw 47 l.arice vaar 411 Imaglaarjr forea no i:ut apprar la aett laaaa. fionday 'erenlng tbe II. I t bad as their speaker at their, conjoint meeting Leo Sharp., teacher at the American Fork Seminary. .Those present expressed themselves as being be-ing well pleased with his remarks. Miss Ina Devey ia taking a vacation from the Bates-MoDanfel Mercantile Co. and with Miss Pearl Jlealey Is visiting at Magna and Garfield. . Mrs. Madelene Wllklns is working at the store during her absence. $2,145 Prizes Open To Corn Fanners In Utah Counties Prizes touting $2,145 "are offered to corn farmers In Utah counties who m&ke entftes In the National Seed Corn Show to be held in Chicago March 2 to 7 under the auspices of the Sears-Roebuck Agricultural Foundation, Foun-dation, an announcement received here states. The show, which is to be held during "Seed Corn Test Week." Is intended to drive hqrao the need of a high germination seed corn policy to insure the country a normal 1325 corn crop. In addition to the five-dollar prize to be awarded to the farmer in the county showing the best ear of corn, a thousand dollars In gold is offened to the farmer In Utah or the United States who exhibits the nation's champion ear. Another prize of a thousand dollars to the Agricultural agent, farm bureau, agricultural or community organization of the county displaying the largest number of entries en-tries is also announced. The show Is open to the entire United States. Any person boy and girl, .man, and woman may "en ter an ear of corn! Parcel post entries will be received any time up to the night of March 7, and each ear must have the name, addrens, county and state CAFE SERVICE The service of experienced cafe operators is yours when von come here.: Regular and Short Order Meals. Chili Hot Meat Pies. Big Variety of Valentines. J. & I. Cafe Pyke-Druehl Company Unit C. R. : Miller Mfg. Co. Manufacturers of Men's Work Clothes Salt Lake City, Utah COTTON MILLS Waco, Texas: MeKlnney, Texas: Love Field, Texas. FACTORIES Fort Worth. Texas: Terrell, Texas: Paris, Texas; Chattanooga, Tenn.: 8alt Lake City, Utah. sk your dealers for Hawk or Buck Brand Overalls, Khaki Pants, Moleskin Pants and work clothes of any kind: Insist on these brands and help out Utah industry. Also manufacturers of Caps and Hats. Complete Mil MmjMi fi l it JS - V mwlJ i-'iS. Fac--4'at . Here's a store full of thingyeally needed for comfort and convenience things that protect health ! Come and see the modern fixtures built-in "bath tubs, pedestal lavatories, kitchen sinks, laundry tubs and heating apparatus all designed for beauty and labor saving as well as health protection, , (let acquainted with what our service supplies expert- eneed workmen Who know modern winitation and heating toolg and shop equipment equal to any need repair anJ de; livery service by motor truck a competent and complete orpanization. . .ir.NwWorlTO . . ZVhtm m today wx t Tvek of - next "month for ' iOmpr " economiral, plurubinj; or heatinfr service. , M. S. LOTT Plumbing, Heating-and Electrical Engineers . Phone 23 , MAIN STREET UpHI, UTAH of Its owner on a paper which should be wrapped securely around" the ear with the writing on the outside. No ear will be awarded a prize i until tested for vitality and disease resist-, ance, the Judges to be selected by the American Society of Agronomy. .. . Entries should be addressed to th National Seed Corn Show, Sean-Roebuck Agricultural . ' Foundation, Chicago. .- j,, . ,-, if, i,.,. . TclbHovtoEnd To quickly atop hacking-, irritating- coughing' at nlgtt a Terr simple sim-ple treatment may be had that often enables you to sleep the whole sight through, undisturbed almost at once. ' The treatment la baaed on a remarkable re-markable prescription known u Dr. King's New Discovery for, Coughs. You simply take a tea-spoonful tea-spoonful at night before retiring, and hold it In your throat for 16 or 20 seconds befora swallowing! t, without following with water. The inscription has a doable action, t not only soothes and relieves irritation ir-ritation and soreness, bat it quickly quick-ly loosens and remores the phlegm end congestion which are the direct ecus of the coughing. So no mat-, ter whether your cough is dry and) tight, or loose with much mucus, the coughing soon stops, you can usually sleep your accustomed time without a break, and the whole-cough whole-cough condition goes in very short time. The prescription contains absolutely no narcotics or othar harmful druas. Inataad 4l .. maratjr. banumbina? the nerves, it actually helps the system So throw oft the troubla m a perfectly natural way. Furthermore, It is vary economical, the dose being; only one taaapoonfuL It is highly recommended recom-mended for coughs, chest colds, tickling, tick-ling, boaraeneas and bronchitis, and ta wonderful for children's coughs and -pasmodlo croup. Oa sale at aU good - orut. as ior . Service I " ' ' t |