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Show ) WWmWl NEEDLEWORK PATTERNS Basic Stitches of Crochet Squeeze Play Walter I proposed to Tessie in the garage. John What happened? 4 Walter She wouldn't let me f ck out. r Fair Warning A mother took her seven-year-old ton with ber to the grocery store. The grocer noticed the boy eyeing a large barrel of apples, so he gave him one. "Watch out for the worms, son," admonished ad-monished bis mother. "Any worms in this here apple bet-ter bet-ter watch out for me," the youngster retorted. The Kind Re Knew The teacher had recited "The Landing of the Pilgrims." Then she requested each pupil to draw from his or her imagination a picture pic-ture of Plymouth Rock. x Up spoke Willie: "Please, teacher, teach-er, a hen or rooster?" Middle age is that period of a man's life when he would rather not have a good time than to . have to get over one. That's It! "Where is the manager's fice?" asked the salesman. "Follow the passage until you come to the sign reading 'No Admittance.' Ad-mittance.' Go upstairs till you see the sign, 'Keep Out.' Follow the corridor till you see the sign, 'Silence,' 'Si-lence,' then yell for him." CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT AUTOS, TRUCKS & ACCESS. mooocm BOUGHT SOLD IN PAST YEAR BUSINESS & INVEST. OPPOR. EARN $25 TO $50 WEEKLY Addressing Cards. Send 10c to cover mailing. mcmillan company 1 - Washington Park Ct., Chicago 15. 1U. Changing hit community to program of balanced farming earned for M. P. Moore, Senatobia, Mississippi, election to the Champion Farmers of America in 1944. On his 15,000 acres he pioneered soil conservation methods, proved that feed crops can be grown, and showed that properly managed rundown land will profitably support livestock. On fewer acres he grows as much cotton as under MISCELLANEOUS ASTHMA, HAY FEVER TRY SELRODO RELIEF OR NO COST TO YOU See Your Druggist or Write P. O. Box 1113 Salt Lake City, Utah. WANTED TO BUT WE BUY AND SELL Office Furniture, Files, Typewriters, Adding Add-ing Machines. Safes, Cash Registers. SALT LAKE DESK EXCHANGE 633 South State St.. Salt Lake City, Utah JL ZL flffil SECURITY! BUY YOUR EXTRA SAVINGS BONDS NOW nor MSUES? Women In your "40's"l Does this functional middle-age" period peculiar pecul-iar to women cause you to suffer hot flashes, nervous, hlghstrung, weak, tired feelings? Then do try Lydla E. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound to relieve such symptoms. It's tamouf for this purpose 1 Taken regularly Plnkham's Compound Com-pound helps build up resistance against such distress. Thousands have ! reported oenenti Also a very effective stomachlo tonic. Worth trying I WNU W For You To Feel Well 24 boon trery day, t Uy wry week, never .topping, the kidneyi filter vaate matter from the blood. If more people were sware of bow tbe kidneys muit eowtantly remove but-plui but-plui fluid, excess acidt and other watte matter that cannot atay In tbe blood without Injury to health, there would be better understanding of wa the whole system is upset when kidneys fail to function properly. Burning, scanty or too frequent urination urina-tion sometimes warns that something is wrong. Yon may suffer nagging back ache headaches, dizzinesa, rheumatic pains, getting up at nights, swelling. Why not try Dean's PM1 You wfl) be usiDg S medicine recommended the country over. Dean's stimulate the fnnr tion of the kidneys and help them tt flush out poisonous waste from th blood. They contain nothing harmful Get Doan't today. Use with confidence At all drug stores. "If I had as much talent as my Llks think I have, I A i LZJ Ueht WJffi-' 1 W 1 T- -Uev in love at first Mr SglS NANCY By Ernie Bu.hmiller SfAfeS I I THINK I'LL HJ B MV DOLL HOUSE W1 I I NOW I'LL SHAKE 1 I MM ON TOP OF VTEWM 1 PLAV HOUSE B: NEEDS, A GOOD J' IT OUT JUST J 1 SOMEBODY W TSl! WSfm of- -V'" ,w7 , V nnwwsLvire- f s. vyKfiKWrTTr " f Visa ' -y f f?zi vrrS5f t i Vvl -v f . ' Vw4fr---s. HERE is a complete guide to yAjlX ? s&ttSy&Ebi,, TVs -slwtSK. the basio stitches of crochet .tiiuTt XfJSit Tiy 1 -jpijjS to enable you to make fashion ac- 1 IC h iVJfS I FvffN ! F''ss' ' cessories, crocheted articles. This lyf jnf JL7l(f, ! i W & vffi? F Sf.s instruction sheet shows you how "y Jjysji L D" " tp dosimple stitches and also the L V ., SS . vim 8" a llli To obtain instruction sheet on HOW TO CROCHET (Pattern No. 6417). send 20 t l-i ri w nrrir o jji cents In coin, your name, address and pat- LITTLE REGGIE By Margarita tern number. y MRS. 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Enclose 20 cents for Pattern. No Name Address- A man was walking down the street carrying a beautiful cat. Someone stopped him and asked him how much money he wanted to sell the cat. The cat owner replied: "$10,000." "Why that's preposterous $10,-000!" $10,-000!" the man exclaimed. A few days later the would-be purchaser again ran into the cat owner and, upon asking about the cat, learned it had been sold. "Sold?" inquired the would-be purchaser. "For how much?" "For $10,000." "Cash?" cried the skeptic. "Well, not exactly," said the owner. "I got two $5,000 dogs in exchange." HARSH LAXATIVES UNNECESSARY? Millions Find Healthful Fresh Fruit Drink Gives Them All the Laxative Aid They Need Don't form the habit of depending on harsh, griping laxatives until you've tried this easy, healthful way millions now use to keep regular. It's fresh lemon juice and water taken first thing in the moming-just as soon as you get up, the juice of one Sunkist Lemon in a glass of water. Taken thus, on an empty stomach, it stimulates normal bowel action, day after day, for most people. And lemons are actively good for you. They're among the richest sources of vitamin C, which combats fatigue, helps resist colds and infections. They supply vitamins 13 1 and P, aid digestion diges-tion and help alkalinize the system. Try this grand wake-up drink 10 mornings. See if it doesn't help you! Use California Sunkist Lemons. To hold your loose uppers and lowers low-ers comfortably secure- all day and every day, try dentist's mzing discovery dis-covery called STAZG, Not a "messy" powderl STAZE Is pleaaant-to-use pasie, uei 3BO tune at aruggist lodayl Accept no substitute! 21 A 71? HitwiBi,st UlAIiCi yH Momi tick I y NAPl CRACKLE! AND TOP! SAY MCE ffllSHESW Q P Be sure you get America's favorite rice cereal, i the one and only KeUogfi Bice Krispleal I the one-crop system, and on the acres removed from cotton, raises feed for hundreds of cattle. The purebred Polled Hereford! on his Circle "M" Ranch are among the best For four consecutive years his auction prices have set new world records. His many tractors are equipped with Firestone Ground Grip tires, and he says that the new Firestone Champion Ground Grip U the best tire he has ever used. NOTEt Write to The Firestone Tire & Rubber Company, AJtron, Ohio, for booklet "M. P. Moore, Champion Farmer." C : iWiMMKO J j r J THERE are four sound reasons why men like Champion Farmer Moore are putting their tractors on Firestone Champion Ground Grips: (1) they clean up to 100 more effectively effec-tively (2) they pull up to 62 more; (3) they last up to 91 longer; and (4) they roll more smoothly on the highways. The extra high, curved, connected traction bars make this superiority possible. Shaped like a pyramid, they cut into the soil with a sharp, cleaving action. Mud falls from them freely because the space between the bars is wider at the shoulders than near the center of the tread. The bar connections brace and strengthen the tread and give the tires a powerful "center bite" in the very heart of the traction zone. The tires roll smoothly because the curved, connected bars are in continuous contact with the highway. It will pay you to insist upon Firestone Champion Ground Grips for your tractor. They cost no more than ordinary tires. Listen to the Voice of Firestone every Monday evening over SBC Coprrtghl lSir, 9m Flrtitce Tin A Rubber Co. VI l f ' t |