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The Widow: I guess that will be all right. It was always the last place he ever thought of going. Plenty of Help Militant Female Teacher: .'"Why was Solomon the wisest man In the world?" "Because he had so many wives to advise him," answered the boy at the foot of the class. "That is not the answer in the book, but you may go to the head of the class." Time for Smack Boy: One more kiss, darling. Girl: We won't have time. Father will be home In an hour. Sllnl Mi l ISIT? BOBBY SOX i? Mirtr lints "OF COURSE I NANCY MUTT AND JEFF little Reggie JITTER VIRGIL SILENT SAM I I WANT A 13?f YES, 11 I MWM M 30 CENTS, II VANILLA Wk MA'AA Jl THEY J&t PLEASE m soda and : WERE I czzz k? SIGN 11 1 LOST MY f FIRED f FoREMArH whtt, JOB! I 6oT ) S WHY? HE GOT CXigijS IV e.ocfM r-J v ' I JEALOUS ViST w a .ear m w w sw -w r w m. ion CERTAINLY DEAR WWM$ JU( ' ) jlrV) CAN! VY IMCLAOTO SEE THAT?? 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So can baseball fans who don't like to admit it Here is a letter from an ardent Ozark country rooter: "Why don't you fellows admit that all the great ball players of mod ern time come from the Ozark country, where they can run and throw? I mean Arkansas, Missouri, Oklahoma and Texas? Tex-as? I mean such fellows as Dean, HubbelL Pepper Martin, Warneke and others. Also this Cardinal ball club that whipped the eastern Dodg ers and the eastern Red Sox last year? We have the legs and arms In this rugged country coun-try that the East doesn't have." In mingling and hanging around with the Cardinals, one of our favorite fa-vorite ball cluos, we began a slight check-up. In a vague way, we also had the Idea that this fast-running, hard-throwing, hard-throwing, hustling team was a product prod-uct of the Cottonwood trail, the country coun-try where men have arms and legs and take desperate chances. But we ran across a different answer in checking with the world's champions. cham-pions. For example there was Enos Bradsher ("Country") Slaughter, a ball player as typical of Cardinal strength as any man yon can find a ball player with a great arm and a pair of fast-flying legs. "Country" Slaughter should have been a typical Ozarklan. But we discovered that Slaughter came from Roxboro, N. C, and he got his start in the South Atlantic league with Columbus, Ga. Well, what about George John ("Whitey") Kurowskl, as good a third baseman as you'll meet today? "Whitey" Kurowskl came from Reading, Pa., playing with Portsmouth Ports-mouth In the Middle Atlantic league, where he hit only .386. Come From Everywhere Marty Marion certainly must be a member of the cottonwood trail. But we find that Marty came from Rlchburg, S, C, before moving to Rochester for his baseball education. educa-tion. Marty was with Rochester three years before they decided he could handle an infield rap. But what about Stanley Frank Mu-sial, Mu-sial, possibly the best all-around ball player in the game? Musial reports from Donora, Pa., and almost his entire early career was along the Atlantic seaboard, until he came to the Cardinals six years ago. Terry Moore came up from Memphis, Mem-phis, Howie Pollet from New Orleans. Or-leans. Schoendienst worked in the East. Johnny Beazley is from Tennessee, Ten-nessee, the city being Nashville. The Ozark landscape certainly has sent in Its share of great ball players. play-ers. More than Ita share. It is surprising how many fans think of these hard-running, hard-throwing, hard-throwing, hard-fighting Cardinals as a rather rough bunch from the Ozark landscape. But this Cardinal camp Is one of the quietest and most orderly I have seen. They are all well-dressed, well-behaved, rather soft-voiced and always friendly. Lon an Ozark Boy I still miss my old tobacco-chew ing pal, Lon Warneke, who could wash down a big hunk of tobacco with a bottle of beer. Lon, from Mt. Ida, Ark., held the all-around, tobacco-chewing championship. He has no successor on the Cardinals today. The Cardinals' manager, Eddie Dyer, Is probably best described as the exact opposite of Leo Durocher, his hottest rival, another great manager. man-ager. Dyer is a graduate of Rice Institute in Texas, one of the leading lead-ing institutions of learning in Oils country. The rumor is that he was a Phi Beta Kappa. He was also a football star, one of the best in Texas Tex-as in his time. He is a quiet, soft-spoken soft-spoken Texan, who has few arguments argu-ments with umpires or anyone else. But don't forget that he knows his trade. As a minor league manager in the Cardinal farm system, he kept sending along ballplayers who made good. Dyer bad retired from baseball to work in the oil business with his two brothers in Houston, Tex., when Sam Breadon sent for him to Gil in for Billy Southworth. As easy going as Dyer seems to be, there is nothing soft about him. You don't get to be the best blocking back in Texas football if you're on the soft side. Dyer has the respect and affection of his squad. "My team wants to play winning baseball," he told me. "I don't have to watch their hours. They love the game and like to win. They keep in shape. I don't want anyone around I have to watch. Just give me men like Terry Moore Marty Marion, Stan Musial, "Country" Slaughter, "Whitey ' Kurowskl, "Red" Munger. Howie Pollet and a few more like these, and I don't have to worry. Whatever happens, I know they are giving the team 100 par cent of all they have." That seemed to be quite enough in 1846. Ask the Red Sox. P. Martin Z1. 1 iyM CROCHETED in either white or ecru, this exquisite doily can be used as a dining table centerpiece center-piece or on an occasional table. It measures 22 inches is called the "Cross and Crown" because of the tiny crosses in the center diamond shaped sections and the half crowns which form the border edge. To obtain complete crocheting Instructions Instruc-tions for the Cross and Crown Doily (Pattern (Pat-tern No. 5221) send 20 cents in coin, your name, address and pattern number. SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK 709 Mission St., San Francisco, Calif. Enclose 20 cents for pattern. No ; ; Address- Walks of Holy City of Iran Paved With Tombstones Meshed is the holy city of Iran where all objects with any sacred significance are revered by the inhabitants in-habitants and the 100,000 Moslem pilgrims who visit it annually. Yet for a generation, its sidewalks have been paved with old tombstones tomb-stones from a reconverted cemeteryplaced ceme-teryplaced with their inscriptions upward. to relieve stuffiness, invite -.! It's wonderful how a little Va-tro-nol up each nostril relieves stuffy transient congestion. If you need relief tonight, try ft I Follow directions In package. 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