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Show NEEDLEWORK PATTERNS MOPSY tyOLADYS PARKER BUT WON'T ALL THIS USED, FAT fM TURNING IN GET ME A PRIORITY ON A NEW AUTOMOBILE 9 Home-Town Echoes By C. Kessler P foil -M)Mi fu iu4f4 eaw-iiiJt B4ey ' J" ii 'ie,i!Vr ' ,M CHAR58 OFPEVgLOPlJUG IMS -J tt-3 Atomic boms, a minister's k: I A1EO VOf3. - TW$ GOLF COURSE IS $Uf?5 TOUGH ! SOtS MY WIFE! SHB AV$lFlCONTQUIT GOLF,$H&L QUITMEl THAT'S 7DO BAPJ 2n VEWilLMSS HERt CROSS TOWN By uloiand Coej You asked me tj mil the baby's formula, didn't you?" BOBBY WWH a sox vfl i voy i "Mom. this Is Adrian. Ion' re coins to see a lot of him !" Ne Spare Time 1 A mother of 1$ children was asked: "How la the world do you have time to tare for 13?" "Wen." she teplied, "when I bad . one child It took alt my time; what more can 13 do?" Got the Idea . ' A New Englander was enjoying the wonders ol California, as point, ed out by native. "What beautiful grapefruit!" ex-claimed ex-claimed the easterner as he passed - a citrus orchard. - "Grapefruit!" came the answer. "Those are Just small lemons." "And what are those enormous blossoms in that field? "Oh Just dandelions. ..." Then they passed the Los Angeles river. "Ah." noted the Yankee, 1 see someone's radiator U leaking." Fan Guy, Eh Superintendent For this Job we want a responsible man. Applicant That's me. Wherever 1 have worked, if anything went wrong they told me I was respon sible, NANCY TODAY IS OUR V BIO KlOOie rS PARTY AT O THE TOWN Jt NANCYOUR f WOW.'-WITH COMMITTEE I FORTY GIRLS, j MAS DECIDED V THAT'LL BE TO SERVE CSf A LOT OP ) MILKSHAKES MM MILKSHAKES L By Ernie Bushmiller MZ" YmmZJ CONCRETE MIXER WORK? MUTT AND JEFF all dav jef's M BEEM IN MIS R00M.IV I WONDER WHAT HE'S ---- - - , PQ1N6 IN THERE f1 1 I T NOW LET ME SEE I "MFCS ACPTIaOI ! WINDOWS AND r .TWO DOORS- rrtE BACK DOOR kiMlMAfl OUT AND I ftrtE FKONTONts IN! THE STAIRWAY is TEH FEET FROM THE BACK DOOR.' WMAT W I'M MAIflNS MYSELFS..,il MYSlULENCEES N APfiOTAAFNTI DOIN' JEFF?, I y r - mni bin; i au'i ,t -.A aae riTHE BACK r- I : r fM ,nf p",i I By Bud Fisher TOMORROW i'MCONNA' ASK HER OLD MAN .M a at k a Si nfU 1 CVri www j HIS DAUGHTER? I . LITTLE REGGIE ANY HELP MISTER?. flOVING TO NEW LOtATOH ZwhatYicouloNI W 1 COULD 7 MOVE THE ft Vl YOU BALOONS , f OK BUT STAY j WHERE I CAN J KEEP AN EYE JITTER By Margarita 2 te4 t L?C rft;a By Arttur Pointer ..ftssg REG'LAR FELLERS Zl IHAVt ( NO J AECftOJ I J I DCWT ALLOW fn t MDU TO EAT j VIRGIL 7 I lWVvfe six croocic S 14,. CTselcM lank The argument on domestic economy econ-omy was ott hot and heavy. Eusband (storming) Yon buy entirely toe many things we have little use for. You bought aa Ice cream freezer and we have used it three times In a year, then you bought a lot of ether gadgets that i seiaom see you use. Wife sweet!y) - Maybe you're right But 1 notice you bousht a firs extinguisher last year and we've never used tt once. j 111 1 1 1 f fr t rr 1 1 1 Jir I II 1 J' III i 1 1 ByLenKIeu jl Embroidered Designs for Tq Easy-toMake Blouse Is Cool S095!A!)pjJx) Kitten Tea Towels. LOOKING for some unusual designs de-signs for "pick-up" work these warm days? Here's a charming embroidered "romance" of two kittens to be transferred on tea towels. The six-inch kittens are to be embroidered in bright colors in outline and darning stitch. Ideal gut for the next shower you attend. To obtain S transfer natterns. color chart for embroidering the Kitten Romance Ro-mance Towels (Pattern No. 5095). send 20 cents in coin, your name, address and pattern number. Summery Blouse fOOL. SUmmprt nrin, 1 J 7" '""STOW blouse that's wonder&Byas, w unw. ii win oe very atttaci in a nastel ravon crma ; .u white lace trim in icy white wiu, cjrciei einuroiaery, injasiu flower prints, or in gaylychecla cottons to wear with play shork To obtain complete pattern, . Instructions for the Midsummer Btn-Blouse Btn-Blouse (Pattern No. 5156, sizes 14 if included) send 20 cents la tm, -ft name, address and the pattern aunibr SEWING CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK 709 Mission St., San FianclK, cilit Enclose 20 cents tor patters. No Address- ASUMB ? A quiz with answers offering 1 J rf517laTiO information on various sAjecl! 7 TfJW H rite Questions 1. The sirens of the Queen Mary can be heard 10 miles, yet do not disturb the passengers aboard ship. Why? 2. Lead melts at 620 degrees, and tin at 446. These two are combined com-bined to produce solder, which melts at what degree? 3. Of the 55 highest peaks in the United States, 42 are in one state. What state is this? 4. What President of thn Tlnirorl States, was wounded in the Revolutionary Revo-lutionary war? 5. How many dials has Big Ben, the famous clock of London? 6. Upon what is the right of an accuse person to be confronted by bis accusers ultimately based? 7. What great newspaper publisher pub-lisher was once a candidate for the presidency of the United States on a major party ticket? 8. What is the number of degrees de-grees around the equator? 9. What fish provides genuine caviar? 10. What name is eiven ta a Ma v. ican herdsman? a (ha (! (W (h f C fh(hi (W(VtVVtl 5. Four. 6. The Law of Imperial Rout 7. Horace Greeley. 8. It is 360 degrees. 9. Sturgeon. 10. Ranchero. The Answers 1. They are attuned to a lower bass "A." Which dnea tint rffctnrh the ear drums. 2. At 358 degrees. 3. Colorado. 4. James Monroe. PB M shoes r- r J Brown was a -verv lipfit sidenor. One night he was obliged to stop at a Small hotel find after mnrh trouble finally succeeded in get- wig to steep. Two hours later eam imiA knocking on his door. "What's the matter?" lie asked, sleepily. "Package downstairs for you, sir," came a boy's voice, "Well, let it stay there! It can wait until motning I suppose?" The boy shuffled down the corridor corri-dor and after a long time Brown fell asleep again. Then came another an-other knocking at the door. "Well, what's up nowt" Brown demanded. "That package-faint for you!" mm .. . i ilowtifltfi . "TUE TO dietary Mi J-'change ot oraBu --- dchangesjnJ,, itorcs. Be lure to ait fg; mm MMm M AN 11 oub io muninvi v-w,s Tou gtrU and 2 S Tou gtrU and women J, much during m0li' you're pale. Twoi-v this may be due to llDTAS Bo try Lydla E. f", DttUd up red Wood- 4 m hot hinnd.iron tonics r""' x. ii.li ;.iih.in mtW ijQSZa TIRED, ACHY MUSCLE SFIAINS tTiiiut . itniept STIFF JN" SLOAN'S lUNlMEg |