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Show And So Again the Early Birds Got the Worms Morris Gest, the theatrical pitv ducer, was a genius when it came to thinking up effective publicity stunts. "I think I'll put an ad in the newspapers announcing the fact that tickets will be on sale at our box office at 5 a. m. tomorrow," he confided in a friend. "It sounds crazy," reproved his companion. "Whafs the idea?" "I want people to think our show is such a smash hit that if thev don't get tickets first thing in the morning, they'll be out of luck." It worked out, too. Next morning morn-ing at the crack of dawn patrons stormed the box office and bought out every ticket in the house! 3HGEG THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young I 3BI IHE SPARKY WATTS By BOODY ROGERS WHEN CONSTIPATION makes you feel punk as the dickens, brings on stomach onset. Mur taste, gassy discomfort, tain Dr. Caldwell's famous medidaa to quickly pull the trigger oa ten "innards" "in-nards" and help yon feel blight tad chipper again DR. CALDWELL'S is the wooderfd! sen. aa lunar contained in good eld Sjruf Pepsin t auks it so ess; to take. MANY DOCTORS as pepsin prepafa-dons prepafa-dons ia prescriptions to make the medl-"ore medl-"ore palatable and agreeable to frj5-So be sure your laxative to con taiaed ia Syrup Pepsin. INSIST ON DR. CALDWELL'S the favorite fa-vorite of millions for SO years, and feel that wholesome relief from eonstina-tion. eonstina-tion. Even finicky children love it CAUTION) Use onlyms directed. DR.CUEITS SENNA IAXATIVE Beware Coughs from CCSIM cclJs That Hang On Creomulslon relieres promptly because be-cause it goes right to the teat or tho trouble to help loosen and txpel perm ladea phlegm, and aid, tuttura to sooths and heal raw, tender, In Samed bronchial mucous mem-branes.Tell mem-branes.Tell your druggist to Sell yott bottle of Creomulslon with ths understanding un-derstanding you must like the way it Quickly Allays the cough or you tuo , to have your money bade. CREOMULSION forCouhj,ChestCoIds,Bronchifis r - . 1 XL CUvia ce w" V , .w. Warner r .mcndJ star o MoB.,- rew"-- A that ine- ,b, w TOOTH m666 COLD PREPARATIONS UQUID. TABLET, SALVE, NOSE DROPS USI ONLY A3 OIRUTED 1MM -SUCH UJV SO"J wok .. jim --yW MUCK MITHC l JUST DASH tM RATHtnS May Warn of Disordered Kidney Action Modem life with its hurry and worry. Irregular habits, improper eating and drinking iu risk of exposure and infection infec-tion throws heavy strain on the work of the kidneys. They are apt to become over-taxed and fail to filter excess acid and other impurities from the life-giving blood. Yoa may suffer nagging backache, headache, dizziness, getting up nights, leg pains, swelling feel constantly tired, nervous, all worn out. Other signs of kidney or bladder disorder are sometimes some-times burning, scanty or too frequent urination. Try Dean's Pills. Deen'l help the kidneys to pass off harmful excess body waste. They have bad more than half a enury el public approval. Are meom-meadea meom-meadea by grateful users every where. Ask sow sifAeorf lunula f ."' - to ItlIv th II lirac fi I Ifiwr fh , hahf ( i plC&V Nw bs ' i him he jefks P$l J f IJ' li 1 I'D i rrrO gSV'iS 5LAC HAPPY AW I KOOM TWEY 1 oWS S$i MilPit sZlV B M' WTvXMM, FOR A WP" iu? " bJgL BYRNES ', I" U X TMAt ADVICiCCJ1---. UYEP' I WALKED Tl X ufurn va KCS 11 ' Wifrg , I ' (ssjv) y$ fsi-rysr KP !! i! xikfV pjK, ?f-S?f teSSEHi I I r h , ATr-J m V I , VMJX USED 10 IT f rTT iGrantlandBice V 'L ' POP Domestic Type . . J IsOVOU.ST.a.NK. 1 I -1 I 1 , By J. MILLAR WATT n I WOMAMS rf , I ESPECIALLY ON THE PLACE ISif J Vjsftl t$ nPNirJACucaniMAf. "S I J XI Csa I I J Cj. V -Mill I II- xMWS Kf::vrt I 4 mMQ (oun omm (SSfcicH sn asvm msaaB a aw m--a. ..'. isasaanvn s m m 1 mwi s M sr. v.'. . .-wai.r.vsT a -TrfeafW MUMila MLfi- U-H i ,f 'f "f " 1 1 I L-.s.lisniN N'i I Mf IA M IVA f hasyy M K M SOMEBODY'S STENOG Down to Bed " T ' CAV 2? Z&S&t- NED 1 I WHY, YOUR S VEAKSUT THIS IDEA I iXNOWIGOt qh up I ! 3Xr frl50 H,S HOUSE WAS&OF CUMeiAl' STAlRSJO f OOWM ATv' jl fJSEt.I LIVE HOME SO HE CAN ENJOY J COMFY ym, BEO Al?T -r-C? C BBVTI AA f-2 !. gTTl UP HEREAAj' ' t 7 U" :MLiW Mil Kl PRIVATE s!i,J I - S3 (( I town jp5sj buck isx mmH- ROlaCOe Cwis j II I ffX1 I ,..'CS-" ' .TaJJ f-VK ZtZZi0r- III lsItTfi I SA' ,,-b,-.-fVA4 t r 98 ! 1 I "Ew consider narninw lirii. j .rT!!TS,rlTr I V.. A I r n " f I ' 1 ' - I I yrum7:Ti I "v " u,uucj cutua outer people's I v "i i I ' lams with it. Eel?" J VAf "pOO much has already been writ- ten about the "T." And yet it Is surprising the number of sidelines sidelin-es who keep writing in to ask just what the "T" is and how it works. We'll try, with no promise of success, suc-cess, to make It simple for the last time. 1. The "T" doesn't demand old-fashioned blocking or hard body pressure. It depends more on speed and deception. 2. It needs a hard-hitting fullback full-back who can split an opened line. 3. It needs a fast-moving; back who can circle a amassed or tightened line. 4. It demands a good passer who can work witb deception and smooth ball-handling. These latter three qualities put heavy pressure on any defense. The greatest pro "T I ever saw operate was the old Bear brigade with Luck-man, Luck-man, Standlee, Gal-lernau Gal-lernau and McAfee, if my memory isn't too fuzzy. They hit you every known way. The greatest college col-lege "T" I ever saw at work was Notre Dame's 1943 outfit with Bertelli. Creighton Miller, Kelly and two or three good fullbacks. They tell far ' . n.Un 1 t-M ...1 . " " "J .ucu UC1KUJ itl, WUU WU not only a great passer but the smoothest and trickiest ball-handler I've seen around. Ask Rip Miller, Captain Johnny Whelchel of Navy or Bill Alexander of Georgia Tech. It'a true that (he old Bears and Notre Dame's 1943 squad would have been hard to handle under any sys tem. Material makes the system more than any system ever made material. And material has made more coaches than any coaches ever made material. The main answer to football sue cess is your playing strength the forward wall and the backfield your man power. And don't ever let anyone tell you a different story, Football coaches have done great jobs. Their general average is the highest in sport. But the best still need "good football players to have winning teams. After all they can't rush out on the field and do their own pass ing, running, blocking and tackling. Sports Fans Squawks Sports fans who move up into the SO or 60-million class, ranging from ages between 10 and 80 years, are certainly entitled to their beliefs, their squawks, their praise and their blame. For, after all, they are the big part of sport, the major part by at least 90 per cent. They pay all the ex penses. all the salaries. They make both amateur and pro sports pos sible. And in too many cases they only get shoddy treatment and take the big shove around by both ama teur and professional promoters. They are taken for granted. They are rarely given any consideration from baseball, football, racing, box ing, golf or other sporting directors. They are usually the goats, who have grown accustomed to taking the worst of It. Their hardihood and their capacity for punishment Is the most amazing feature of sport. They are too often packed in after the manner of human sardines at race tracks and other sporting centers. cen-ters. They are too often overcharged. over-charged. It has been said there is no law that forces them to take this beating. This is true. But they happen to love their games, whether it is boxing, box-ing, baseball, football, racing, golf or something else. They are astonished at little courtesies cour-tesies they are so seldom shown anywhere any-where or any time by the hired people who live off their main outlet for recreation and entertainment. They are really an amazing breed. They take it on the chin and on the shin, back of each, ear, in the stomach stom-ach and also In the pocketbook. "Better make sore yon got potatoes in there. Last week Bock "f yeip wnea we rot is oa the Are!" Courses Too Tough Take golf, tor example. It has always been my belief that any golf course should be trapped only for the star player. Put all trouble out beyond the 200 yard mark which the average player can't reach. The duffer or average player has nough trouble trying to hit the ball or get his bogeys. Why should he pay uncounted millions to make his golfing life more miserable? We have built too many golf courses against the skill of the pros and the crack amateurs who, aft er all. give most of their life to golf and who pay nothing in return. Who cares whether a pro shoots a 63 or a 58? Why build courses to keep him from breaking par on courses which the average golfer can't handle in a 95? The Nelsons and the other par-breaking par-breaking stars are a breed apart. Let them go around in even 3's. Who cares? But why keep punishing the per cent who pay all the freight? 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