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Show i' t Page B6 Thursday, May 21, 1981 The Newspaper (p)nnngMB weekdays 5:00 A.M. 33 - Super Station Funtime 5:15 A.M. 3D - News 5:30 A.M. 3D - Bullwinkle 6:00 A.M. Q GD - Understanding Our World O 3D - Kroftt Superstars O (3D - Morning with Charles Kuralt (3D - Varied Programs 33 -1 Dream of Jeannie 3D - CNN Morning Report 3D - Bozo's Circus 6:30 A.M. O 3D - Richard Simmons O 3D - Hotel Balderdash (15) - My Three Sons 7:00 A.M. Q (2D - Today O 3D - Good Morning America Sharon Fleck Secretarial Services, Inc. LAST WEEK OF No Minimum Trices effective: 511 - 52381 ltf higher for color stock 2tf higher for copies on Xerox 8200 1$ higher for 8V2X 14 11X17-20$ 14X18-25$ Lower Level Of Summit Savings Bldg. Mon - Fri 8:30 a.m. - 7:00 p.m. Sat 9:00 a.m.- 1:00 p.m. 649-8790 We're here to serve you! 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O GD - Bonanza O 3D - Wonder Woman 0 GD - Welcome Back Kotter O GD - Sesame Street GD - Varied Programs 33 - Carol Burnett and Friends 3D - Sports and Newsworld 3D - Good Times 4:30 P.M. 0 GD - Barney Miller 33 - Bob Newhart 3D - Welcome Back Kotter 5:00 P.M. O GD - NBC News A Classic Recommended Good double feature material Time-killer For masochists only Hound of the Baskervilles About as funny as a dive, face first, into the great Grimpen Mire. The newest adaptation of the old Holmes mystery is generally faithful to the book but it betrays any hopes for humor. It's a long-winded, bad-taste sketch that thinks it's funny for Holmes (Peter Cook) to wear a hairnet; for Watson (Dudley Moore) to be a moron with an impenetrable Scot accent; and for one of the suspect's "hounds" to be an endlessly-urinating chi-huaha. chi-huaha. Cook and Moore, long a popular English comedy team, incorporate a few of their stage routines into the plot (such as the bit about a one-legged man applying for a job as Holmes' runner). Fine actors like Hugh Griffith, Grif-fith, Terry-Thomas, and Roy Kinnear are wasted in cameo parts playing the suspects. At best, Kenneth Williams provides minute Trivia Test Trivia Testers were ou -smarted this week, when our trip down memory lane proved too difficult. dif-ficult. No one was able to answer that Richard Long, Peter Breck and Lee Majors played the sons in "Big Valley;" that in the "Seventh Seal," a medieval knight played a game of chess with Death; or that a wine expert knows that appellations ap-pellations refers to the place of origin of a grape. Too bad, because a free lunch compliments of the Main Street Deli-Market went unclaimed this week. But you still have a chance to eat up on the Deli. Just be the first person to correctly answer this week's Trivia Test. Stop by The Newspaper office at 419 Main Street, or call 649-9014 by noon Tuesday. This week's questions are: 1. What famous prop was used by singer Rudy Vallee? Who played "My Favorite Martian" and his earthling friend? 3. Park City has its own Jaws. What is it? O is received O is received O is received O is received O 3D - News 0 GD - MASH O GD - Misterogers Neighborhood 33 - All in the Family 3D - Moneyllne 3D - Barney Miller 5:30 P.M. O GD - Happy Days O 3D - ABC News 0 GD - CBS News O GD - Electric Company 33 - Sanford and Son 3D - Sports Tonight 3D - Varied Programs 5:45 P.M. 3D - TV Tonight thursday 52181 8:00 A.M. 33 - MOVIE: 'No Down Payment' 9:00 A.M. 33) - NCAA Baseball: Southwest Conference Championship 11:00 A.M. 33 - MOVIE: 'Deadline U.S.A.' 12:00 P.M. 3D - NCAA Tennis: Division II Singles and Doubles Championship Cham-pionship Finals 12:45 P.M. 3D - Major League Baseball: Cincinnati vs. Chicago 1:30 P.M. GD - David Sheehan's Showtime In Hollywood moments of hilarity as the snooty Sir Henry Basker-ville; Basker-ville; at worst, Joan Greenwood Green-wood (the pretty minx of '50s English comedy) is made to look 100 years old and is cast as a devil-possessed heroine. Her revolving head vomits pea soup like a lawn sprinkler.' sprink-ler.' If you're wondering why outdated "Exorcist" jokes were thrown into this putrid mess, it's because "Hound" is a 1977 English production, released now in the colonies in an apparent attempt to cash in on Dudley Moore's popularity. Be warmed! Vz Dirty Tricks This is a comedy? Elliott Gould stars as a history professor tangled up with crooks and government agents in their search for an old letter signed by George Washington. Amidst all the fun, the heavies break Gould's fingers, rabbit-punch rabbit-punch Kate Jackson (who's a TV news reporter), and beat Rich Little to a pulp. Fortunately, it only hurts when we laugh, which isn't often. Bob Hope was the master at this kind, of comedy-mystery, comedy-mystery, but Gould doesn't have funny writers or Hope's ability to quip under fire. At least he's good enough to avoid embarass-ing embarass-ing himself. But Kate Jack- on channels on channel 11 on channel 13 on channel 17 2:00 P.M. O 3D - Daytime Emmy Awards 0 GD - MOVIE: 'Gidget' 2:30 P.M. GD - Crossbar 3:00 P.M. 3D - Pro Rodeo from Mesquite, Texas 3:30 P.M. GD - MOVIE: 'Dominique' 5:30 P.M. GD - MOVIE: 'Star Trek - the Motion Picture' 6:00 P.M. O GD 0 (3D - News O 3D - Joker's Wild Q GD - Getting to Know Me GD - Priority One Internat'l 33 - MOVIE: 'Girls, Girls, Girls' 33) - F.A. Soccer 'Road to Wembley' 3D - Primenews120 3D - Mobil Showcase 6:30 P.M. O GD - P.M. Magazine O 3D - Family Feud 0 GD - Tic Tac Dough (3D - MOVIE: 'Tarka the Otter' O GD - Over Easy GD - Sound of Tru-npets 7:00 P.M. O GD - Grizzly Adams O 3D - Mork and Mindy 0 GD - Waltons O GD - MacNeil-Lehrer Reprt GD - 700 Club 8:00 P.M. O GD - Hideout son looks like a "Yankee" (one critic's term for an actress who hangs onto the hero's arm and is "yanked" through long chase scenes.) And Rich Little's part as best friend is so negligible we may forget by next month that he was in the picture. "Negligible" also describes the picture's car-crash humor, and its bad judgement judge-ment in the use of violence. '2TheFan A decent suspenser that lacks two vital personalities a jeopardized victim worth fearing for, and a villain worth hissing. Lauren Bacall plays the semi-autobiographical role of movie-stage movie-stage actress Sally Ross. Her mood varies; she's temperamental, tem-peramental, down-to-earth, a grand old trouper, but rarely does she turn on Bacall's own special star power. ( It is only glimpsed in tjie stage play scenes. ) Michael Biehn is the psychopathically possessive fan, Douglas Breen, looks spooky, but that's the atmosphere atmo-sphere working for him, set up by director Edward Bianchi. He goes in for closeups of sweat or rain water beading on the psycho's face. (And there's one great overhead shot of Breen sitting in a jumble of park benches.) But by itself, Biehn's blank-faced absorption absorp-tion could just as well be that of a quarterback in the huddle. James Garner is a mere bystander as Sally's ex-husband, ex-husband, and doesn't strike the sparks you would expect by this intriguing match:up with another veteran star. Their relationship is a time-killer time-killer between murders. The whole movie is. i2 The Hand The old "crawling hand" plot is developing callouses by now, but the atmosphere created by writer-director Oliver Stone provides a splendid backdrop for the subtly mordant performance by Michael Caine. He plays a comic-strip cartoonist who loses his drawing hand in an 33) - Top Rank Boxing from Totowa, New Jersey 7:30 P.M. 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O GD - News O GD - Captioned ABC News 12:00 A.M. O GD - Tomorrow Coast-to-Coast GD - David Sheehan's Showtime in Hollywood O 3D - MOVIE: 'Satan's School for Girls' 0 GD - Merv Griffin GD - MOVIE: 'Richard Pryor In Concert' GD - To Be Announced 3D - Sports Update 12:15A.M. 3D - Nightbeat accident and gradually believes be-lieves the disembodied hand is stalking the people in his now-disintegrating life. There's a method in Stone's madness of creating sympathy for the hand and its mentor, Caine, a frustrated frus-trated character who inwardly in-wardly seethes with the desire to resort to simple instincts and direct action. (His comic strip "Mandro" is about a Conan-like savage.) Caine's hostility (and ours) is directed toward the aimless mastur-batory mastur-batory intellects in his life, like his wife (Andrea Mar-covicci) Mar-covicci) who evades her marriage problems by drifting drift-ing into one of those navel-staring navel-staring courses in self-realization. Caine makes his hostile view of the world come vividly alive. It also helps that the other characters are shallow and unsympathetic, especially Anne McEnroe's college coed, a vapid piece of T and A if ever we saw it. You will believe the Hand exists. Vz Happy Birthday To Me Some schools in the movies should have wakes instead ol commencement exercises. It seems the 10 students who make up Crawford Academy's Acad-emy's most exclusive clique are being bumped off one by one. The reason why involves in-volves one of the 10 (Melissa Sue Anderson) and the scandal behind an auto accident that killed her mother and almost left her a basket case. "Happy Birthday" rises slightly above the teen-massacre teen-massacre movie by alsc being a whodunit with a snappy finish you probably won't guess. (Hint: Don't try to be rational. Only movie logic will help.) The murders are routine, though the shishkebob killing might leave a few sore throats in the audience. Anderson (of "Little House") is winsome and belies her TV reputation by stripping down to a bra; Tracy Bregman adds a sardonic note as her smart-alecky smart-alecky best friend; and smooth Glenn Ford (as Melissa's shrink) chap-erones chap-erones the adolescent cast. . i ill .e-v --"-i ; ,(12:30A.Mci! GD - Ross Bagley 33 - MOVIE: The Buster Keaton Story' 33) - ESPN Sports Center 3D '- Overnight Desk 12:45 A.M. 3D - Mike Douglas 1:00 A.M. 0 GD - Faces 33) - Top Rank Boxing from Totowa, New Jersey 1:15 A.M. 0 GD - NewsSign Off GD - MOVIE: 'Used Cars' 1:45 A.M. 3D - MOVIE: The Uninvited' 2:00 A.M. GD-700 Club 2:30 A.M. 33 - Rat Patrol 3:00 A.M. 33 - Television: The Moral Battleground 33) - Varied Programs 3:30 A.M. GD - Sound of the Spirit 33) - NCAA Tennis: Southwest Conference Championship 3:45 A.M. 3D - All Night Show 4:00 A.M. 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