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HTJDSOH F0H.TBAIT CO.. 18S Kadison Street CHICAGO, IU. Bath : MURDERS SHOCK CITY, i APPALLING CRIMES COMMITTED BY WILLIAM LANE, A NEGRO BVTLER IN PHILADELPHIA. Philadelphia has just completed murder trial in the shortest time recorded re-corded in the annals of American Jurisprudence. Ju-risprudence. Within seventy-two hours of the commission of his crimes Wil Ham Herman Lane was caught, tried and sentenced to death. The murders occurred, on the morning morn-ing of April 1 and he was sentenced on the morning of April 4, less than three days in all. Lane's crimes were of the most cold blooded and cruel nature conceivable. He shot his employer, Mrs. Ella A. Furbush, of 652 N. Fifteenth streeL Philadelphia, and her oldest daughter. Madeline, aged ten. Then" he calmly called her Becond daughter, Eloise, aged seven, into the house, and killed her, too. The Furbush murder case is not anly remarkable from a legal and police, point of view. It has caused a profound pro-found and painful Impression in the best circles of Philadelphia society. It revealed for the first time the fact that Mr. Charles A. Furbush, a man of the highest business and social standing, was leading a double life. The murdered Mrs. Furbush and her chii dren formed a family whom he did not Introduce to society. He has an es timable wife and a charming daughter, who have been plunged into sorrow and shame by this tragedy and its attendant at-tendant revelations. Since the tragedy Furbush has been exiled from the society so-ciety of his family and friends and is a recluse In the former home of the murdered woman. On the day of the murders Mrs. Furbush Fur-bush and her two little girls were at breakfast. Lane, in serving the meal, spoke playfully to the children and was unusually attentive. Breakfast over, Mrs. Furbush and Madeline went up to the third story front room. Lit- Mrs. Furbush. tie Madeline put on her roller skates and went skating on the front pave ment. Ten minutes later Lane, revol ver in hand, went quietly up the back stairway to the third floor. Opening the door in the front room he confronted con-fronted Mrs. Furbush. The sight of the revolver terrorized her, but before she could speak Lane sent a bullet into her heart, killing her instantly. Eloise, paralyzed with fright, crouched on the floor. With the same coolness that characterized the murder of her mother, moth-er, Lane then turned his weapon on the innocent child. A flash, and a bullet bul-let ploughed its way through the little girl's hip and into her abdomen. She fell to the floor unconscious. Closing the door, Lane then strolled Madeline Furbush. down to the front door. Madeline wa3 skating on the pavement. "Madeline, your mother wants you," he said. Lane then returned to the house and waited for his victim in the vestibule. The child came in and Lane removed her roller skates and then gave her a drink of water, which she asked for. "Mamma, what do you want?" called Madeline, as she went up the stairs to Mrs. Furbush's sitting room on the Becond floor. "She's in Eloise's room," said Lane, and followed her to the next floor. As she was about to enter the room where her mother lay, the butlei called to Eloise Furbush. her. The child turned and Lane shot her in the breast. Her death was instantaneous. in-stantaneous. A few minutes later the policemen who had been investigating the robberies rob-beries rang the door bell. Lane, wearing a spotless white apron, which he had taken time to put on. answered the ring. He showed no signs of nervousness or agitation. The policemen, who were in plain clothes, told the negro that they wished to see Mrs. Furbush. "Very well, gentlemen," he said, "won't you take a seat In the parlor and I'll tell her." The policemen then entered the parlor par-lor and waited. After an interval of twenty minutes the men heard groans in the hall. Just as they started to leave the room Eloise came staggering down the stairs. Her face and cloth ing were covp red with blood, and she William Lane. The Murderer, was so weak that she could scarcely talk. "What's the matter?" cried Policeman Police-man Emanuel. "William has killed Madeline and mother and shot me," faltered the little lit-tle one. The policemen carried the child to a couch and then nurried upstairs. They found the woman and her child dead. Leaving the bodies where they lay, the police went after Lane. Arriving at the Camden depot the detectives saw him walking down the platform with a dress suit case in his hand, watching for the board announcing announc-ing his train. The detectives pounced on him and threw him to the ground. Detective Donaghy asked him what he had done with his pistoL The man r- plied that he had no weapon on hla person, but there was one in the dress suit case he had been carrying. Oil opening the case the weapon was found, as was also $130 in money and a quantity of jewelry taken from the Fifteenth street house where the murders mur-ders had been committed. Within a half hour of his arrest Lane made a full confession. The identification of the murderer was made by little Eloise who lay dying dy-ing on a cot in the Hahnemann hospital. hos-pital. When Lane was taken to the bedside of Eloise he was handcuffed to detec tives. Magistrate Cunningham was present and directed the inquiry. "Do you know this man?" the magis trate asked. The little sufferer pointed her finger at Lane and exclaimed: "You're William Lane. You shot me and my mother and my sister Made line. You know you did, William." "I know it," Lane answered. Interesting Land of Egypt. On the map Egypt covers a territory of large extent. The cultivated land, that which the Nile wrests from the desert, is barely 11,000 square miles in extent. It lies on either side of the Nile in a long, narrow strip, varying in width at the north into the fan-shaped delta. To put It differently Missouri is more than six times as large as all cultivable Egypt. And this land supports sup-ports a population three times as great as that of Missouri and vastly more contented. If Missouri were proportionately propor-tionately populated with Egypt it would number 54,000,000 people. It is surprising to learn that the average value of Egyptian farm land is $120 an acre. In the delta, nearer to the great markets and more certain of the Nile's annual gift of life', the farm land brings at its seldom sale as much as $400 or $500 an acre. The soil is patient and long suffering, like the people. It grows from two to five crops each year. and only rebels when it Is not worked. Advance In Photography, There isn't the demand for actor's pictures that there used to be, nor for actresses' pictures, either. This may be because people are tired of the fad or because the photographs cost more than they used to. The art of photography photog-raphy has advanced, and so naturally has the cost. Time was when you could buy your favorite for a quarter, mounted in cabinet size and you can still, if you are satisfied with the sort of workmanship. But the high art photographers get fine effects, and they charge for them ' accordingly. Very few actors and actresses are now satisfied ta sit for a photographer who adheres to the old-fashioned methods. Philadelphia Record. Berlin's Horseflesh Popular. The consumption of horseflesh among the poorer classes of Berlin has been steadily growing from year to year. There exists a private establishment establish-ment in Greifswalder street where 13,-000 13,-000 horses, to the value of 125,600, were slaughtered last year for the purpose pur-pose of being turned into steaks and sausages. The Berlin town council is now considering con-sidering the advisability of constructing construct-ing additional buildngs at the place where the pubic slaughter-house is situated. They will provide accommodation accommo-dation for many hundreds of horses at a time which are destined to an inglorious in-glorious death at the hands of the city butchers. Clren'ars That I.oosi Personal. One of the clever little tricks of the day is the conversion of a circular into a personal communication. The very latest device Is to have the circular. In the usual fac-simlle or typewriter type, printed on dampened paper. The effect ef-fect delights the heart of the most expert ex-pert artist in public deception. The slight moistening blurs the ink ever so slightly and leaves the sheet a trifle uneven of surface, thus giving it the appearance of having been especially dictated for the recipent and put through the office copying press. A 2-cent 2-cent stamp completes the little fraud, which harms nobody and may catch a customer. We ought to be grateful first of all and with the deepest gratitude that God does not guide na according to our own plans or send us those experiences which we cra IWymr . Nm.w7CK'Ja. A CURE FOR ENNUI By GEORGE GRAHAM. Copyright, 1902, by Daily Story Publishing Company. At twenty-four Laura KIrkton had tired of adulation and social victories, of meaningless compliments and inane small talk, of blase men of the world nd envious women, of "flanneled fools at the wicket and muddied oafs at the goaL" She had drunk of the pleasures of society to the dregs. Her wealth and beauty had insured her a high place In the "Four Hundred," which her talent and wit adorned. At first, of course, she enjoyed It, but after the novelty wore off and she saw all the hollowness and heartless-ness, heartless-ness, the hypocrisy and sham beneath the bespangled surface she sickened and tired of it, And so she had come 1 down to this remote village on the sea shore, far from the fashionable resorts re-sorts to rest from the crowds of Vanity Van-ity Fair, and to commune with nature rand live among simple folk who rounded out their lives in hard toil and simple pleasures. She sat in the window of the little cottage listlessly reading a novel. The wind was blowing too strong to I jender the porch comfortable. Prs- ently sne tnrew down tne dook impatiently impa-tiently and exclaimed: "Why don't we see men like this In real life? "What'sr the use of reading about them in books when they don't exist? Authors are dreamers, and Vhey -write their dreams. Heroism is dead. The heroes are all between the covers of the histories and ro mances. I would like to see a real man, just once not a ehailow, insincere, insin-cere, selfish sensualist, but a man capable of great sacrifice and of abso- LJute honesty of purpose." She glanced out at the great waves dashing madly upon the shore and noted that the. gale had Increased in fury. Her eyes Eparkled. "How I love the ocean when it 13 aroused. It is so grand, so powerful. If I were a man I would want to be like the ocean and conquer all things that came in my way." A bell clanged furiously and people came running past the cottage and on to the little government life saving station. She opened the door and called to one of the runners: "What's the matter?" "Vessel goin' to pieces on the reef," came back the panting answer. She caught up her hat and cape and joined the hurrying throng. Here at last was something real and thrilling. The life-saving crew, eight in num ber, were dressed for the coming bat' tie with the sea and stood about the great, clumsy boat, oars in hand. They looked like grim giants, but as Winni fred looked at the angry sea, they became as pigmies with a paper boat. "Where's Captain Will?" asked one of the crowd. "Over to his father's," replied one of the crew. "He'll be comln' runnln' in a Jiffy." A tall, athletic .figure bounded through the group, knocking people right and left in his haste, and in an instant was in his sea togs. "What do you L:ake It?" he asked one of the crew, who was gazing earn estly through a glass. "Small steamer an' she's goin" to pieces fast," was the reply. "Seems to be seven or eight people aboard one woman 's near as I can make out. The captain seized the glass and took a quick look. Winnifred surveyed sur-veyed him curiously. He was a perfect per-fect specimen of physical manhood; tall, sinewy, compactly bu!t and alert. His blue eye was steady and piercing. The poise of his head was confident and commanding. His cheeks were bronzed with exposure and clear with perfect health. He dropped the glass and gave a quick word of command. The men sprang to their places. Ye can't git through that sea. Cap," remarked the weatherbeaten fisherman. fisher-man. We'll try," replied the captain, cheerily, and in an Instant the boat shot into the angry waves. An in stant later it was thrown violently upon the shore. A few moments sufficed suf-ficed to place It In position again. It was evident the captain was going to try again. The crew looked a trifle dubiously at the mountainous waves. Every face among the onlookers was grave. Many voices were raised In protest against this courting of certain cer-tain death. An old man with white hair and faltering limbs, who had followed the captain to the shore as fast as he could, pushed through the crowd and dropped on his knees. "Will, lad, don't go; don't go," he cried, wringing his hands. "Mammy's so sick and ye're all we've got. Don't throw yerself away. Nobody kin live in them waves. I have been on the ers on the shore as the boat pitched from wave to wave under the Iron muscles of the oarsmen and the skillful skill-ful guidance of the captain. At every 'How I love the ocean when it is aroused!" ump It seemed it must be swamped or broken to pieces, by the power of those walls of water. Sometimes- It leaped from crest to crest. Sometimes it seemed to pitch directly down Into the sea, and Winnifred closed her eyes and 6hut her - hands until the nails pierced the palms, believing it was all over. But when she opened them each time it was to behold the boat, still battling, leaping and plunging. Tne old man was on his knees praying. pray-ing. ' At last the steamer was reached and those on board were taken into the boat. The return journey was a repetition repe-tition of the outward until half the distance was accomplished. The hearts of the watchers beat high with ooast for sixty year, an' I never saw such a sea." The captain gently raised the old man to Lis feet "Why, dad, you'd disown me if I didn't do my duty," he said," "ye know llll you would. It don't run in our blood. It's all right. We -are a pretty husky lot. .1 guess we kin get through." It was a thrilling sight to the watch-hope. watch-hope. Winnifred had never experienced experi-enced such emotions in all her life. Suddenly a great wave arose directly direct-ly in the path of the boat, which dashed into it as into a stone walL In an instant it capsized, and those within with-in were thrown into the roaring sea. Part of the crew and a few of the rescued succeeded in grasping the overturned boat, and one by one crawled upon its slippery bottom. The tall figure of the captain was seen helping others out of the water. It was soon evident that there were more than could retain a hold in the pitching refuge. Two or three slipped off in despair. Then the watchers saw the captain rise and wave his hand to the shore and then plunge into the sea. It was after the two lone sur "I would ask you to let me spend my life in repaying you." vivors were eventually washed ashore that the watchers learned that Captain Will said to the others: "Well, boys, there ain't room for all. Good-bye." wnen ne leaped into tne water a great groan went up from the crowd ashore. "He's a powerful swimmer, but nobody no-body can live in that sea," remarked the weatherbeaten fisherman, grimly. But they all waited and watched breathlessly. Suddenly the white-haired father uttered a cry and darted down the coast. A dark, soft object had been thrown up by the waves and landed with a thud on the beach. Winnifred was scarcely behind the father in reaching it. It was the captain, limp ant. white and motionless. The old man was down beside him, chafing his hands and calling to him. Involuntarily Involuntar-ily Winnifred dropped onto the cold, wet beach and drew the man's head in her lap, while she tried to infuse warmth into the icy temples. The old fisherman poured the contents of a flask down his throat, and all measures meas-ures to revive him were soon In progress. prog-ress. It was not new work to these fishermen, and soon they were rewarded reward-ed by a perceptible movement of the chest. Winnifred insisted on his being carried car-ried Into her cottage, which was by far the nearest, and he was snugly ensconced in her softest bed. Through the days following she nursea him assiduously. as-siduously. It had been a fearful strain and his recovery was slow. As the days passed she realized that she had found the hero of her dreams in this scantily educated, splendid young giant who had so little fear for death and so high a devotion to duty. Nor had the charms of this beautiful beauti-ful and cultured girl been lost on the man. When he came to depart he thanked her awkwardly for her care, and bluntly told her he wished his convalescence had been of longer duration. She dropped her eyes and told him it had been a pleasure and a privilege to minister to hir As she raised her eyes their glanws met, and he saw something thgcaused him to gasp for breath andXhen to say eagerly: "If you were of my class, and I dared dar-ed to hope you could live after the modest manner of my people, I would ask you to let me spend my life in repaying you." They were standing close together, and he held out his arms appealingly. She dropped into them as she whispered: whis-pered: "Any manner of life will be heaven with you." After he had gone she smiled mischievously: mis-chievously: "At least he isn't marrying me for my money," she thought, "He don't suspect it." General Lee's Thoughts. "Uncle Tom," the old negro of Lexington, Lex-ington, Va., who saw a great deal of Gen. Lee during the civil war, having been employed as a cook at headquarters, headquar-ters, confessed that only once had he heard anything disrespectful said about the idol of the south. In relating relat-ing the incident, he said: "One night, about de middle ob de war, I seed a curi'us man go inter de gin'l's tent. He cum out, en whin he got up to whar I wuz he wuz a ripkln en erroarln' en ersnorten. 'Whut's de trubble?' I sez ter 'im. 'Trubble? sez he. 'I jes got order ter ride forty miles ter-nlght wid er messidge, en here 'tis er-snowin en er-blowln' en er-sleetln'. lak all persessed. I'm darned ef I know what Gin'l Lee's er-thinkin' er-thinkin' about.' Well sir, I jes looked at 'im fer a minute en then sez ter 'Im: 'Fer Gowd, I doan reckln yer does know what Gin'l Lee's er-thlnkin" erbout. Man, sir, ef one er Gin'l Lee's thots werz ter get inter your haid, 'twould bus' it open.'" Concert As Advertisements. A writer in a new magazine di nounces the folly of concert giving. During the London season about eighty concerts a week are given. "I believe," he says, "the population of London is about six millions. After Af-ter deducting from this figure the number num-ber who cannot afford to go to the concerts, the babies in arms, the lunatics luna-tics and criminals, and those who have not the brains to understand concerts professional footballers, county court judges, army men, government officials what is the size of the constituency to which the concert giver can appeal?" ap-peal?" The writer concludes that concerts are given by piano manufacturers who want advertisement and astute musical musi-cal agents who trade on the vanity of the Inexperienced performers. Paris Messenger. x v - SENATOR FRYE CAUGHT A DUCK Bat the Dtotiagmtohed Statesman Was ny-Fiaklaa; at the Tlasa. There was a session of the Congressional Congres-sional Fishing clisb In the coat rooms. "Did yon ever hear?" asked Senator Blackburn, "of the time Senator Prye caught the duck? It was this way: Hii specialty is fly-fishing, and casting from a moving canoe. Well, one day in the fall we were fishing up above, anchored under the lee of a projecting point of land. "'Just watch me cast a minnow,' said the senator, as he sent the bait whizzing far out lato the river. Hardly had the minnow struck the water until the line paid out and the reel began to sing. "It's a five-pounder!' cried the boatman. boat-man. 'Let him run, senator, let him run!" "Well, there was some excitement The reel kept singing the sweetest meio ia the world to a fisherman. At length the line was all run out. and much to the senator's surprise the rod was pointed straight up in the air. Instead of toward the water. "The old boatman nearly fell in a fit in the bottom of the boat with laughter, laugh-ter, for there, up in the sky, soared a wild duck, with the senator's minnow. " 'Pull up,' said the senator, In dis-gnst, dis-gnst, 'and let's go back to the clubhouse. club-house. Ill fish in the rain barrel oft the porch with Uncle Joe Cannon and Dave Henderson for the rest of this trip.' " How Ha Apologlssd. "He" was an elevator man, and consequently con-sequently one of the mighty of th earth. Into the elevator limped a suffering mortal, who scarcely dared to set his foot down. The elevator man, just to encourage his caller to harry, placed his foot carefully upon the little toe of the passenger. There resulted, first a groan, then a shiver, then a yell, and finally a tornado ol profanity. Being of a religious per suasion, the elevator man mildly re buked his passenger for such an out burst, and asked what was the matter. "Why. you ," said th passenger, "you just stepped squart on an inflamed corn!" "Do you suffer from corns?" asked he of the elevator blandly. "Then you have my sym pathy. I know what it means." To Cure a Cold in One day. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund money if it f ails to cure, aaa Dnndonala aa an laventer. The Barl of Dundonald, who ia com ing to Canada In command of the Dominion Do-minion troops, won distinction as a soldier in South Africa and has given his country some valuable military in ventions, notably the Dundonald gun carriage. He married Miss Winnifred Hesketh, a Welsh heiress who owns Owyrch castle, a beautiful place near Abergele. SO A WEEK AND EXPENSE,' to men with rip; to introduce our Poultry goods. Sendstp. Jarelle MXg Co.,Dept-D,Pargons,Kan. Odd Idea la Jewelry. One sees curious things in jewels these days, especially in the cheaper lines. A girl on the street cars the other day wore as a brooch what looked look-ed exactly like a set of false teeth In brilliants. New York Letter. I do not believe Piso's Cure for Conrumptioi baa an equal for coughs and colds John T Botbb, Trinity Springs. Ind., Feb. IS. 1900. WERE HARDLY EDUCATED ENOUGH Smart Commercial Trarelsr Knew How to Get Rid of flies. He was a smart commercial traveler visiting a small town in the middle of the summer, when water was scarce, thermometers burst, and flies alone were lively. At the hotel he took some cooling drinks and asked for a bed. The landlord said he could have half a dozen beds, because no one in the place wanted them the flies would allow no sleep. The traveler smiled, paid for his room and retired. In the morning he went downstairs, looking fresh as paint and whistling merrily. All round were heavy-eyed men, who envied him his brisk spirits. The landlord marveled. "Did you sleep?" he asked. "Like a top," was the answer, "Your flies don't know enough for me. I just closed the windows against newcomers, new-comers, set a jar of honey on the floor and waited until the flies in the room had settled on it. Then I hived them with my sample box. No, your flies are hardly educated enough to beat me." Cheap Excursion Rates via the Atchison, Topeka Santa Fe Railway. On June 10th, 11th, and 12th, the following first-class passenger rates will be effective via above route from Ogden and Salt Lake City, Utah, to Missouri River and return .$32.00 St. Louis and return 39.50 Chicago and return 44.50 Final return limit September 8th, 1902. For reduced rates to other points, and information regarding excursions on other dates than above, apply to C. P. WARREN, Gen'l Agent A. T. & S. F. Ry. 411 Dooly Block, Salt Lake City. Ufc Steeple-CIInabera tearee. The scarcity of steeple-climbers Is delaying work on the new Chicago postofflce, and this fact has led to the discovery that there are only fourteen human flies" in the United States. I Rechon irte REVENUE of ft POST OFFICE DEPARTMENT for (he yor endtnq Ouncsoaiso will b S UO.OOO.CXXJ. C-mi I mure if will bcebouT M2OOQO0a $15,000 QnVEN AWAY IN 1000 CASH PRIZES, to those nuLking the nearest correct estimates of the total Postal Re venae of the United States for the year ending Jane 30, 1902. First Prize $5,000; Second $2,000; Third $1,000 VALUABLE INFORMATION: To aid in forming your estimates, we furnish the following ngures which we obtained direct from the Post Office Department at Washington, D. C., giyinr the gross or total revenue of the department for each and every year from 1897 to 1901 inclusive. The fractional part of a dollar Is not considered. The Total Revenue ot the Post Office Department for the year 1897 WAS $82,665,462, 1898 WAS 89,012,618, INCREASE 7.68 PER CENT 1899 WAS 95,021,384, INCREASE 6.75 PER CENT 1900 WAS 102,354,579, INCREASE 7.72 PER CENT 1901 WAS 111,631,193, INCREASE 9.06 PERCENT The Total Revenue for the first half of the year was 58,876,016. What will the Total Revenue be at the end of the fiscal year, June 30, 1902? Send your estimate and 13e In postar stamps to the PRESS PrRLIHIXG ASSOCIATION. OETROIT, MICH, and we will send yon a ropy of oar Cata-losrsw, Cata-losrsw, aad a certificate which will entitle yon to share In the prizes. 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