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Show Univ of Utah i Independent A. Weekly Newspaper, Devoted to the Interests of the Leading Agricultural and Horticultural Section of Utah "The Garden of the West." - , ? ' , VOLUME 11. NUMBER 51. SPRINGVILLE, UTAH, SEPTEMBER 5, 1901. TRICE, $1.25 PER ANNUM. 3 jcQ-d ?WPEB Makes the food more delicious and wholesome SOVHl BKINa POWMR CO., NE VOBK. ADVERTISED THEIR BLISS. Cruel Joke Perpetrated Upon Wwly Married Philadelphia Co-ple. Mr. and Mrs. Frank H. Miller of Philadelphia passed their honeymoon In Washington and returned to their home on a recent Saturday. The house in which they are to reside was prepared pre-pared for their homecoming during their absence and their many frleads were likewise prepared. As the cab drove up to the house a blare from a dozen coaching horns aroused the quiet neighborhood. The din was deafening, deafen-ing, but it did not satisfy the jokers, beaded by the "Eight W's Pinoch'e !ub," -the fr'ends of the young couple hrered and blew their horns strenur ously as they marched up and down before the house. Mr. Miller and his bride finally escaped Into the house, but their friends followed with the horns. The noise ceased only when Btipper was spread and late at n.'ght the eerenaders departed after a farewell blast. The neighbors then left their posts at the half-open shulte:s. g'ad that it was ell over. Po wsro th? bridal ctl-, Vfc visit of the sere--4ei Wm Mt entirely er ece, '! the emburrasin,i. fat But the jokers had r s : ed a trump card. While- tl'e c . x.i n. was on a member of the Pinocaie cub slipped Into the parlor pnd put this placard in the window: "Just married-, hiL, what bliss!" Then he carefully closed the inside shutters and softiy stole out of the room. Churchgoers next morning lapsed from their usual Sunday seriousness as they passed the house. A small boy occupied a stand on the sidewalk, directing attention to the sign with the air of a circus lecturer. lec-turer. About. 11 o'c.ock the gaping crowd in front cf the btuse saw a email, shapely hand seize the offending offend-ing eign with a grip that ma 'e he flnKPg natla wl T next mom.'iit "Toth dlsap'peaie J. ' n-tlvJ1 i i kj oT dismay was plah.ly ni'ii'b'e. Thou all was quiet and the crowd dispersed. more than once saved her life, and cured her of consumption." This marvellous medicine is guaranteed to cure all throat, chest and lung diseases. dis-eases. Only 50c and $1.00. Trial bottles free at the Springville Drug (Jo's, store. LOVES TO TELL STORIES. Niw Jenry' Attnrner General U m Capital Entertainer. Attorney General Grey of New Jersey Jer-sey is the recognized humorist of the nrr.spnt administration of that state, i and he gets more genuine enjoyment ! out of official life than any other man on the state roster. He has besn in I practice for forty-three years, and has been associated with the prominent I men of that and adjoining states. He i Is heavily charged with reminiscences !of the bar and stories of legal pro cedure. On tha. account ne is no sooner seen by the older set of practitioners practi-tioners than a swapping of stories begins, be-gins, the attorney general giving two for one. He is always a welcome guest at the luncheons given in the rovernor's chambers Tuesdays. These ire, is a rule, regarded as cabinet i '-M-a. and the luncheon hour is devoted de-voted to informal discussions of state affairs, with an occasional story of the attorney general thrown In. The at-orney at-orney general often runs across some old friends in the governor's reception and they make at once for an easy corner, where the story tellintj begins. Occasional!.? the governor will join the ! group, and the ''smoking stones win ! go on indefinitely, unless state duties j or the time to catch a train cause e flow of humor and wit to cease. The ' attorney general scarcely ever takes the serious side of anything. In his office, in court or in the corridors his fund ui humor crops out. A newspaper newspa-per reporter who seeks to interview iirrT always m i Ing heard a gocd Joke,' trot precious lit- tie news. A Sight of Terror. "Awful anxiety was felt for the widow of the brave General Burnharu of Machias, Me., when the. doctors s;iid she would die from pneumonia before morning." writes Mrs. S. II. Lincoln, who attended her that fearful fear-ful night, "but she begged for Dr. King's New Discovery, which had Working Mifiit and Day. The busiest, and mightiest little thing that ever w;is made is Dr. King's New Life Pilis These pills change weakness into strength, list-lessness list-lessness into energy, brain fag into mental power. They're wonderful in building up the health. Only 25c per box. Sold by Springville Drug Co. GOLD FOUND IN A CRAVE. Digging Hole for Drowned Companion Alan Discover Wenllh. The Oliver Martin nugget, the largest lar-gest single mass of gold ever found in California and which sold for $22,-700 $22,-700 after having earned $10,000 by being be-ing placed on exhibition, had a grew-some grew-some history. The finder was a young man named Oliver Martin, little better bet-ter known than a tramp. He spent his time in doing odd jobs and drinking whisky around the mining camps of Yuba, Tuoloumne, El Dorado and Calaveras counties. He didn't even own a pan, much less a rocker or long torn. One of his best companions was John Fowler, who was equally shiftless shift-less and dissipated. One night in November, No-vember, 1854, the two were on their way from Benton Bar over the Grizzly mountains to Camp' Corona, the spot made famous In literature by Bret Harte. The fall rains had begun and the streams were running high. On the night of the 17th, when almost stupid with drink, the two sought refuge In a deserted miner's hut. During Dur-ing the night a heavy rain, peculiar to the mountain ranges, set in. The water fell In torrents and came pouring pour-ing down the precipitous mountain sides. The narrow canyon where Martin Mar-tin and Fowler lay asleep and drunk was soon filled with rushing waters, which threatened to sweep away the old shack of a building. They were awakened by the water pouring in the cabin and sought to escape by climbing climb-ing the steep sides of the canyon. Both men were swept back into the flood and were carried down the stream in the darkness. Martin was washed into a clump of live oaks and managed man-aged to lodge, clinging to the branches until morning, but Fowler was drowned. Next day, Nov. 18, toward noon, when the waters had subsided, Martin secured a pick and shovel and started to bury his dead companion. He selected a sandy spot at the base of the cliff and had not dug down two feet when he came upon the nugget. He made several tests before he could convince himself that it was really gold. The chunk was bigger than a bull's head and too heavy for Martin to carry. He hurried to Camp Corona to secure help. He had some difficulty in persuade any one to go with him. . At last a miner consented, but carefully care-fully made the statement that he was going to help bury Fowler and not tft Jke.!j).,.fiarrx nngets, as. he. like otb,-..-era In the camp, placed no confidence in Martin's story. The chunk weighed eighty pounds and required the combined com-bined effon.8 of Martin and his assistant assist-ant to get it to the camp. What are Humors? They are vitiated or morbid fluids coursing cours-ing the veins and affecting the tissues. They are commonly due to defective digestion diges-tion but are sometimes inherited. How do they manifest themselves t In many forms of cutaneous eruption, salt rheum or eczema, pimples and bolls, and In weakness, lammor, general debility. How are they expelled ? By Hood's Sarsaparltta which also builds up the system that has suffered from them. It Is the beet medicine for all humors. Cures the Grip in Tiuo Days No remedy equals Warner's White Wine, of Tar Syrup for this terrible and fatal disease. If taken thoroughly and in time, it will cure a case, in two days, and for the cough that follows La Grippe it never fails to give relief. Price 25 and 50 cents. FORECAST OP FASHIONS. Waists of all-over embroidery will be much in vogue this summer. All skirts for afternoon and evening even-ing wear will be made with the dip front. Everything is done to broaden the shoulder effect, though the sleeves are not puffejl at the top. Hats covered almost entirely with flowers are becoming to most wonlen, and are;much in fashion. The walking skirt for" the coming spring should not be over three Inches from the; ground in length. The Janice Meredith curl gives a girl a decidedly untidy appearance, especially especi-ally when that style of coiffure is worn In the street. One of the new ideas in spring millinery milli-nery Is to combine straw braids with tulle, the latter being introduced into the trimming. Skirts for afternoon wear are made of velvet, taffeta and peau du sole, but satin ia not in evidence unless draped witb net or grenadine. Among the most attractive material now appearing in the new summer gowns Is chambray in plain and fancy ground, with both dull and mercerized finish. This Is the season when one grows tired ol one's winter gowns and becomes be-comes anxious for spring suits wit!) lightweight jacket and skirt, but It Is not wise to discard the heavy coats and furs even though the days seem warm. Among elegant creations of French dressmakers are long coats In the Empire Em-pire style, formed of the leading shades of finest kid-flnished cloth, lined with white or very delicate mauve, blue or old rcwe satin, with standing and cape collars of panne, edged with sable, er mine.-, fljfnkutt.er. or chinchilla j ur. ; Flies Carry disease germs from all kinds of decaying animal and vegetable matter, and distribute them through your homes :.:::::: Got rid of the pests by uting our : : : ; ; STICKY and POIS 0N FLY PAPER R. A.DF.AL, Fresident, fl. L. 0UMMINGS. Oaski.r H. T. REYNOLDS, Vios-President. Springville Banking Co. "Silt 19? A Shocking Calamity "Lately befell a railroad laborer," writes Dr. A. Kellett, of Wllliford, Ark. "His foot was badly crushed, but Bucklen's Arnica Salve quickly cured him. Its simply wonderful for burns, boils, piles and all skin erup tions. Its the world's champion heal er. Cure guaranteed. 25c. Sold by Springville Drug Co. Are always sold by A. 0ARIlEY, SpriijgVi.le Style, Material and Fit 1 are Rietfit TnUUUUUUUUWU The Origin or a l'lirase. To say that "He will never set the Thames on fire" has been corrupted Into "He willl never set the river on fire," and taken to mean that the person per-son so referred to is a dullard who has abilities of a very low order. So iteed it does, but the origin of the term is quite different from the gen eral supposition. In the time of our forefathers wheat and corn wereground in a rough Instrument called' a "temse." It was simply a stone hollowed hol-lowed out to receive the corn, with a piece of wood passed through, and when this handle was turned with suf ficient force the friction of the wood against the stone frequently caused the former to smoke and even to catch fire. As It required considerable energy to produce this result, the per son who could accomplish It was thought smart, and he who did not "set the temse on fire' was considered a poor worker. When the temse was superseded by better machinery the proverb still lingered, and In England when It got into print, the name of the river, so well known, was natur ally substituted, since it conveyed the same meaning, although in a morn explicit way. To Cure a Cold in One Day, Take Warner's White Wine of Tar Syrup, the best cough remedy on earth. 25 and 50 cents. LARGEST SHIP IN WORLD, The Celtic weighs 36,700 tons, the Park Row building only 20,000 tons She will carry 2.742 passengers and crew, and 12,000 tons of cargo. She has twelve decks, and the cap Iain's bridee is 100 feet above the keel. She will draw too much water to come into New York harbor when loaded to the mark. She measures 700 feet long, only nine feet longer than the Great East em, but will draw eleven feet more water. She is one-fourth larger than the Oceanic, hitherto the biggest ship. New York Journal. Stops the ('oiurh and Works o the Cold. Laxative Hromo Quinine Tll't euro rmld In one day. No Cure, mj Pay, I'll" ar ceuin. SPRINGVILLE DRUG CO. T. XL. JSL oily, Proprietor SPRINGVILLE, UTAH OfviDitnl Stools. 100,000. .Transacts a general banking business. Exchange bought and sold and depot. its received subject to check. Four per cent interest paid on time deposits, compounding semi-annually Money always on hand for short time loans. Drugs. Medicines. Chemicals Prescriptions Carefully Compounded by Earl Tranchell, Pharmacist In Charge. City Drag Store, O. I. TKAVCHI1L, rrtolt. Stationery, Toilet Articles, Soaps, Perfumery, Sponges, Crushes, Cigars, Confectionery, Musical Supplies, Etc, Etc.. : ; : East Side of Bank Building, Springville. Wall Paper! YoU kijoW Ih This is the seuson of (lie year when Housewives desiro new Paper and Carpets. OUR STOCK in these lines are coniplelo and our Prices nro right. We also have a line line of Baby Carriages. MOX-H-lSr cb 0JF1I?,II.tY- UNDERTAKER Oasls-ots, Oofllns, Xjlxiixi&s, Ilxraclloe, Etc. And all kinds of Undertakers' Goods. Special attention given to orders for home made Casket and Coffins of all kinds. Also have a Full Line of Wall Paper Samples. Walter Wheeler, Springville. Four Blocks East of Packard's Store. L5 R. II. Uecslcy Thus. A. Ileesley S BEESLEY MARBLE AND GRANHE WORKS, HIQH QRADE MONUMENTAL. WORK MARBLE and GRANITE MONUMENTS, HEADSTONES, MARKERS, TABLETS, COPINGS, ETC., ETG. We ship all (iiu Murlilc mill Granite In ear load lot mid ran tliorr torn (tlv' lowrxt posKlbln prlcou. All work iruiiittiiu vd KtiU'tly (lrsi clasH In every particular. particu-lar. It will pay to we our work anil get our prices. Provo - XJtrvlx. |