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Show J i 1 I I o C. t tl n for tha Bowels. No matter to a cancer, until your CASCARKT3 what alia you, henJache you will never get well bowels are put right. r.Pip nature, cure you pe or pain, produce easy ments. cost you just 10 getting your ha'th back. Can ly Cathartic. the without a gri natural move c n!s to stT-t CAs-CAmn s ger.u"ne. j.v:t tab et r s (. ware o: irult np in metal boxes, every C. C. stamped on it- De-ttions. De-ttions. The 'jut uoii for social and political disturlanres in France is becoming gravar et.ry !ay. Are You I'slng Allen's i'l.ol-riMf It is the only cure for Swollen, FmarUrg, .turning. Sweating Feet, Corns and L'unlots. Ask for Allen' ) I 'Oi;' .-Ease, a p;v. Jer to be shaken into the shoos. At n'l Druggists and Sho 1 Stores, :."e. S.naples sent FREE. Ad-drtsj, Ad-drtsj, Al.cn S. Olmsted. LeKoy, N. Y. The !rdn II i; hi:, inters and th I Devonshire re Uii n t ha ve been ordered to be rr;i:l y to : ail from Xatal for C'hinri in a few da vs. Drorsv I '- II. H. Green So:.i, ot At art t, &a Xi.' T.-atest droov specialists in ti: -.-rH. r.- a.i their aaver tiie:a ur. ia ai.tber cuiu:.ia of tUis paper. Ninety A uu- . ican - who fought for the liners in South Africa have arrived in Trieste and ieft for Hamburg', where the wiil sail f-jr America. WCHEii KU3I SLEEP. Avoid Nervous Prostration. If .you are dangerously sick what is the first duty of j our physician ? lie quiets the nervous system, he deadens tiie pain. end you bleep well. Friends ask, "what is the catise?" ami the answer comes in pitying tones, nervous prostration. It came upon you so quietly in the beginning, that you were, nut alarmed, and when bleep deserted yon night after nif.'ht until your t-ys fairly burn -id in the darkness, then you tossed ia nervous ftgony xruyiuj for Llee;. Mia. A. IlAiirLEV. Ton onf'-t to have known that when you ,Vis'l tn be regular in your courses, ami yi l giew irritable without with-out can e, tli ;t t:u:ro was serious trouble sri:i-". in re. You ot;i-M to know that indigestion, exhaustion, v.'uinb di-pl.teements, fainting, di.'liiv-,s, headache, and lai k.iehf' send the n-.Tves wild with affri.'ht. and yo.J cannot .sleep. Mrs. l!a;!u'V. of .'.'A W. Congress St., Chicago. Ill , vv!i's portrait we publish, pub-lish, sull'.'i-t'd all these aironies, and was entl i' !y c ured by Lydia E. Pink-ham's Pink-ham's Vegetable Coiujiimil ; her case should be a w::rnm.r to others, and her cure carry conviction to the minds of every siii1 .-rin r com;.n of the iin-failiug iin-failiug c tlii-li ii'-y of I.ydia E. Pinkhaia's Vegetable Compound. The ADVANCE l-opular!y kM'.1. it :is IIIK KASY ( I ITKU II.s iritis s t - i " s fn .-.t- ! t: ! ' H) weilr-.t k-;!:'-' , r. li tht; c- '.-..i i t l .i-.v " I.r. , v. i.ieti p'..v ,n ":it r.M.Ri-g'J Juty, 1S.. I p., w t- r a ti i ii-- n V. t :t hiiiy Mi.v.r Cut. Ti a ti i J' - .h V. ( :t tl I i.e pnu-'t'S p.ri' aei-nr to-ly )!: re'! ' ' ' k 11:1V. 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Sth K.HA'oIh )tS eo-.hCo.i. froi-ui.Bi CIa.ui since 1878 nDOPQY"EW 0'SCOVERY. gives l.j VJ I O I qiilcit relief and t ares worrt e-s-en. BiAjkt if tefiin.inlas and 10 Bits' treatment Vk. Ii. U. kkUJi'li SCI3.S, iu K, ALiula, (U. XftC (in?! P"wrorMl5: aHDrajjs (If It faU-lt ia free.) t.i!; wst m( i i fi m s: Best Coah fcyrup. TasteaGood. V W. N. V., blt Lk-No 90? Tftt i Si. -. 4f '.' '4i 7-'ZJ. i '.id-J ORD it! AN OCEAN The general understanding of a waterspout, wa-terspout, is that It is a whirlwind descending de-scending from a cloud overhanging a body of water, the wind sucking up water and drawing It to the cloua, from which it falls a3 a very heavy downpour of rain. Most spouts are of ONE OF NATURES'- PHENOMENA OFTE.n SEEN ON TIIE SEA. si:rh nature, but tlscy are occasionally 1 of quite a dilferent character. The spouts sometimes occ ur when no water evpept that in the clone's is nrar. In Kuch instances a funnelshaned mass ol water or vapor descends toward the STRANGE The revest reported massacres of foreign ministers at Pekia is not an unprecedented everit. During February, Febru-ary, 1S2D, Alexander Oribojedoff, Russian Rus-sian minister to Teheran, was assassinated assas-sinated in a peculiarly horrible man-nfr. man-nfr. The v.-.ir between Russia and Persia, in wliich Russia had won the victory, Lad just ended, and Gribcje-doff, Gribcje-doff, who was a celebrated dramatic author, was sent as minister to the defeated country. No sooner d'd h? reach Teheran than the clergy of t1;? city urged the popul r e to atta.-k him, and the lv-suit was tluit on Feb. 20 a mob broke into the legation lega-tion and murdered him, as well as thirty-six other persons who formed part of his retinue. Quickly the news spread to St. Petersburg, Pet-ersburg, and the czar determin d that Persia should pay heavily for the crime. A rigid investigation wa? at once started and, when it was over, forty residents of Teheran were condemned con-demned to death and were duly execut- DEMAND FOR LOBSTERS. Six Hundred Ton of Tliem Pent to Liuri-pe. Despite the fact that the lobster is growing so scarce that the demand is now hardly met during ten months of the year and cannot be supp.ied in February and March, a steai-K r sailed from Halifax, N. S., one of the few-great few-great sources of the American market, recently, carrying to Havre 25.0i.i0 cases, weighing too tons and valued at over 1150,000. The foreign demand for this rustaeean is increasing prodigiously, . ays the New York Evening Post, niak- ! ng still further demands upon the ! upply source. Three years ago lob-(ter lob-(ter at 10 cents a pound was considered consid-ered expensive; the cheapest price it brings today is double that sum. The reason assigned for the heavy orders from abroad is the presence of nutn- hers of Americans in Europe at this lime. It is impossible to ship live lob- Eters to Europe, for even in the jour- ! cey from Portland. Me., to this city, from 10 to 20 per cent of those shipped In barrels the usual way are dead when they arrive in the markets. For export, lobsters are canned. The demand de-mand for lobsters in New York at rresent exceeds the supply. The reason rea-son for this is that the lobster is made the basis cf one of the most delicious salads, and in the summer every one wants it. The government is trying to check the growing scarcity by enforcing enforc-ing strict laws regarding the size and weight, and by stocking southern and : western waters. Portland, Me., produces pro-duces the best and most delicate lob- ' iters, and most of those consumed in Kew York; but it cannot give enough cow for this market. "I haf a hot time in my incides and wich I wood like to be extinguished. What is good for to extinguish it? The inclosed money is for the price of the extinguisher. Hurry pleas." A Roston merchant cf great wealth, , believing that certain symptoms in- j dicated that he would become insane, consulted a specialist, and under bis ' advice became an inmate of a private asylum. For twelve years his recrea- i tion was the piling of gold coins and ; then knock. ug them over. At times : he washsd his hands in gold eagles ; and half-eagies. At the end of the j long seclusion he returned to his I counting room, and in twelve months ; confirmed the thoroughness of his re- covery by making $500,000. He died of j i yellow fever in Cuba, where he had ! Broadest Street of Great City. t Berlin boasts that "Unter den Lin- 1 den" is the broadest street of any great city. It is 215 feet wide. The "Ring- : ! ctrasse" in Vienna is 1SS feet; the Paris "Grand Boulevards" 122 feet, and the "Andrassy strasse" at Budapest 155 . feet wide. Carious Intioet la Weeds. Weeds, If they are pulled out of tha lawn at the time when they are full of seeds, will envinco a degree of care for the seeds which Is almost touching. REVELING SIM COIN. WATER-S earth from the under side of the cloud. This column of water or vapor is supposed sup-posed to be hollow and it whirls around with almost lightning rapidity. The lower end ol the column, or funnel, fun-nel, docs net drop clear to the surface of the earth, but descends toward it vi;hin a (li.st.nue of from ten to fifty feet. In stub instances the witet of the spout is. or course, supplied by the cloud, but in case of waterspouts over a large body of water it seems quite likely that at least in the early stages MURDER OF MINISTERS. ed, and 30.000,000 roubles were award-I award-I ed by Persia "to the relatives of the I murdered minister as an indemnity, i That this was a wholesome lesion for Persia is proved by the fact that ev?.-; ev?.-; iince then foreign ministers have been : treated with marked respect in that ; country. i A more remarkable occurrence was the murder of two French envoys, which took palce at Rastatt, in April, lTH'J. A congress had been in sriss'on in this little town for the purpose of sjttli'-g the differences between France and Germany and Austria. So far as Germany vvas corn erned, an amicable asi cement was arrived at. but Franc? and Austria remained r.t loggerheads, , and co;i--eqeuily the French envoys, ' finding that they co-'.ld accomplish i nothing, resolved to return at once to Paris. 1 hey had arranged to leave Rastatt at noon but for some unaccountable unac-countable reason use gates of the town ; w-ere closed at that hour and were not ! opened until late in the evening. IS REVERED BY THE Y A GUIS Sainthood is a gejod deal like life insurance; one l.aj to die in order to obtain its benefits. Yet there are ex.ep-tions ex.ep-tions to the rule as icgarclo both. Occasionally Oc-casionally a man receives payment upon his life insurance insur-ance policy before he quits this vale t-ars; occasionally there are peison3 who have been canonized either Dy pontifical decree oi popular verdict, before be-fore they have been gathe-.ed to their fathers. One of the latter is Santa Teresa, Te-resa, the patron saint of the Yaqul Indians, a tribe now struggling to retain their homes in a w ild an 1 mountainous moun-tainous leg'lon of Mexico. They are having a "hard time of it, and at last accounts there was immediate danger of their total extermination. ex-termination. Santa Teresa 'S now in San Francisco. Fran-cisco. For several years she lived In r( the state of Scaora, and although It is there that her personality and her tKUige- powe.s SflO'cse-r- eay Known, her name has -ciC.Luite familiar in the United States, owing gone to lcok after his suar plantation. planta-tion. A similar passion for handling gold coin is now and theu exhibited by men who suddenly become rich. George Augustus Sala, in his "Life and Adventures," tells of a London journalist who speculated in railway stocks. His first venture netted him S'.OjO. Drawing it in gold, he repaired re-paired to a hotel, emptied the bags of gold in the bed, and went to sleep llteral'y in the santl of Pacto'.us. The man was so crazed by hi3 good fortune that he fe't pleasure In reveling in a gulden bath. They will curl their leaves upward as far as earh can go to cover the seeds and protect them- from the sun till the end, and often one will Snd weeds that are quite dead, sun killed, t hose leaves still are wrapped firmly around the feed pods. No mother could show more striking devotion in death than do these despised plants. A Vltrifled Clay Clinrch. The honor of bu'ldlng a teniple without with-out tie sound of hammer has hitherto been beld by Solomon, but tae archi- POUT l of the formation the water from the ; cloud cleccnds until it meet3 the watei I of the sea. After the union of tte two the water of the sea probably ascends, taking the water from the cloud back with it. I: is said that many seamen believe that waterspouts may be precipitated and completely destroyed by a well-directed well-directed shot from a cannon. It i3 even related that upon a number of occasions occa-sions this feat has been accomplished. The theory is that the concussion o8 the air from a heavy gunshot is so great that it overcomes entirely the force of the whirlwind and dissipates it to such an extent that the gyrating condition qu.ie disappears. The best method of bringing about this result is to fire an explosive shell directly at the water column. If a shell with a time fuse can be thrown so much the better, especially if an expert in cutting cut-ting fuses of right length for estimated distances is at hand on board the boat. A shell exploding near a spot is guaranteed guar-anteed to kill it so dead that it will never rise again. Upon the ocean numbers of watersponts will sometimes rise within a comparatively short distance dis-tance of each other, and when tho spouts are of great size, as they sometimes some-times are, .ships in their path are in actual danger. The same theory in regard to. the de struction of waterspout3 by nrin shells at them is held by many in re gard to the annihilation of cyclones The project of usip'ipsQX. J.he;-fl OQ vastating and death-dealing storms has been seriously considered iu a number of towns in the west and northwest which have been visited by disastrous cyclones. The scheme which has been broached contemplated the placing e a cannon or shell-throwing gun upon some eminence iu the town and providing pro-viding it with a sort of lifesaving sriuad of volunteers from among the citizens. Upon the approach of a storm this squad, or a part of it, would man the gun and be ready to hurl a shell at any gyrating cloud of dangerous appearance ap-pearance ps socn as it should come within gunshot of the town. Although" this project has been discussed a number num-ber of times, it has net yet been puv into execution. Fearing nothing, the envoys and their retinue got into their eight coaches and drove off. Hardly had they gone a mile, however, when they were stopped by a .troop of Hussars, presumably Austria::s, who ordered them to leave their carriages. A conflict con-flict then ensued, in which two envoys, Ponnier and Robcrj dt. were killed, while the third, Dr.bey, was so badly injured that his life was despaired oT for some time. Aft?r murdering the two envoys the lii'-sars paid no further fur-ther attention to the less important members of their retinue, but rode off, nml from that dr y to this no one has been able to find out who was responsible responsi-ble for the murders. The Austrian cabinet has been blamed and so h?ve French emigrants, the Directory, England and Queen Caroline of Naples, but the requisite proof of euilt has not yet been found, and the gensral opinion is that the murders at Rastatt will remain oae of the inexplical.de myst.-ies of history. his-tory. ! chiefly to her supposed connection with ; the risings of the Yaquis and other In- uian trrijeyriiat aivrn periodical against the government of Mexico. San Vrancisco Correspondence. Paganini, the wonderful violinist, j when he received the proceeds of his ; concerts he insisted on being paid in ; gold used to wash his hands in sov-' sov-' ereigus. j A French novelist, Sou'ls, wrote a ! book entitled "The Memoirs of the j Devil." It took; the publisher paid i him. for the first volume $10,000 in j gold. The author carried the coin to j h.s bedroom, poured it into a foot-I foot-I bath and enioved for half excitement of moving his feet to and fro in a bath of gold coins, smoking, meanwhile, the biggast of Havanas. tect who designed the vitrified clay church in Chicago competes pretty closely with the learned king. There is not an inch of lumber or 'a nail In the whole structure. The entire ceiling ceil-ing is cf brick and tile vaulting, the key-stones being of terra cotta, and the ribs of the arches and groins of molded brick. Somehow the short cuts always seem to be through the sunniest ways in summer and the windiest ones ia winter. liwVv'jj fir?-? TU?i?St- 3 Y oC3W y,mm mm,, Siff F II mm 4 I Took a Bite In the Dnrk. From the Cleveland Plain Dealer A young man whose work keeps him downtown until the early morning boura usually reaches home with a fcharp appetite. His mother, an indulgent in-dulgent mother, too, puts a little lunch out where he can get it, but this frequently fre-quently fails to satisfy him. His wise parent knows this and she saves the larder from a wholesale onslaught by locking things up. Now, if there is one thing in particular par-ticular that this youth dotes upon it is jelly. But jelly is an article of food tha takes time and skill in its preparation, prep-aration, and if the lady left her jelly jars at his disposal well, there would be none to dispose of after a few mornings. So the jelly is locked up the tightest of all. The other morning the youth let 4msef into the house just as the gray streaks of dawn were cross-barring the eastern sky. There was milk and bread awaiting him, but his soul craved for jelly. He determined to hunt for sor. Taking a slice of bread and a knife he stole down cellar and searched the fruit shelves. What happiness! He dimly made out the outlines of a jelly jar. vvas there any jelly in it? He dipped in his knife and felt the 25iL r i n v ma:' What a joke on his usuallyTSrful mother. She had actually forgotten to turn the key on this treasure. He drew out a generous quantity and carefully spread it on the bread. He had to do it largely by guesswork, guess-work, because the cellar was almcst totally to-tally dark. When the spreading was done he smacked his lips lightly and took a generous bite. No, it wasn't jelly. It was soft soap. Impressionism. D'Auber This is my portrait of Mis? Nurox, just finished. What do yo.i think of it? Friend Ah! Regular summer girl pose. Rustic seat, white lace gown and even a caterpillar on her neck. Jove! That's a great touch of realism. real-ism. D'Auber Caterpillar? Stupid! That's a diamond earring. Philadelphia Philadel-phia Press. Wok Their Way Kverywhere. Enthusiastic blue ribbonite, collecting collect-ing materials for her next lecture, to brewer's drayman Er I understand there are some men in your calling whose scle liquid nourishment consists con-sists of a quart of beer a day. Is that correct? Drayman I shuddent be at all surprised sur-prised lady. Them temperance fellers is a-creepin' into every line nowadays. Punch. Halted Beans Cure Dyspepsia. The Boston baby fretfully refused to eat the baked. beans. "What!" exclaimed the mother, "do you wish to grow up undyspeptic, like your Uncle John of Easton, Pa.?" The child was sullenly silent, but manifestly much impressed. It was more than likely that his natural habit hab-it of introspection would serve to set him right without further objective influence. in-fluence. . From a Wife's Diary. "Ah, me! "Yesterday my husband exclaimed 'Parbleu!' at golf. "This evening he has just exclaimed 'Hoot, mon!' at my fete champetre. "How humiliating to be married to such a clod of a man, with no soul, none of the finer sensibilities!" Detroit De-troit Journal. IN THE CONSERVATORY. Mi i t ..iS Lena Ponhim You put your arm aorund me so gracefully. Otto Likeit Before falling heir to my fortune I was a conductor. Lena What line? Otto Belt line. Selfish Man. She (petulantly) I don't see why you should hesitate to get married on $3,000 a year. Papa says my gowns never cost more than that. He But, my darling, we must have something to eat. "Oh, William. Always thinking of your stomach!" Life. .- - Purity vs. ArmiTeratlOTtr--, "My love for you," he cried passionately, passion-ately, "is pure pure as the driven snow." "Let me understand you," she said. She was visibly touched and yet one must be so careful. "Do you mean city or country snow?" Philadelphia Press. Had a New Start. McJigger Jigsby's turned over a new leaf. He says hereafter he's go- ! ing to work with a will. j Thingumbob Yes, he has to; he i was lelt out of his rich uncle's. Phila- delphia Press. Can't Tonch Him. Smythe My wife dropped in to see A j me at the office today and i sne I can't think of a single thing ; Browne Sorry, old man, but my unless I should happen to become en-i en-i wife saw me before I left home. I eaged to some other man. Haroer'i haven't a cent to lend. Philadelphia Press. lie Had to Fay. I won a V at poker, true; And yet, upon my life, I lost a goodly fiver, too The loser was my wife. Philadelphia Press. Short-Sighted. "They have been engaged for eight years and are still in love." "How wise of them not to end it all by getting married." Philadelphia Bulletin- Curiosity InTolved. I-Iatharine He didn't ask me to marry him and I shall feel all my life the cruel sting of disappointment. Nancy Poor girl! Were your affections af-fections to profoundly interested? "No, but it kills me to think I can't ask bim why he didn't ask me." Lif J. Spoiled Ch'lil. "WJtst are you crying about now, dearie?" asked the fond mother, "is there something mamma's sweetest wants?" "Yes." "What is it?" "I don't know! That's what I'm crying about!" iLi.anapolis Journal. Should Havo Suspected. Towne That was a rather disreputable-looking man you just spoke to. Browne Sir. That was my brother. Towne Oh! beg pardon, I might have known that. Philadelphia Press. HE WAS A GENIUS. .- s IrS: I Ju l v "They say my cousin is a wonderful doctor." "You bet he is! I swallowed a nickel the other day and he made me cough up 2." Couldn't Slake It Out. Billy You say I was born in London, papa, but where was mother born? Father In Liverpool. Billy And where were you born, papa? Father In Glasgow. Billy It's very strange, papa, that we three should have met. Pick-Me-Up. Her Curiosity. Mrs. Hoon They say that Mrs Swiftsmith is greatly troubled with in- j somnia. Mr. Hoon Yes; I understand that I slie discovered the fact a week ago that her husband talks in his sleep land she hasn't slept a wink since for j fear of missing something. Tid-L.ts. Des'gnliiR Woman. Mr. Newlywed You never call ma pet names now unless you want something. some-thing. Before marriage it was different. dif-ferent. Mrs. Newlywed Oh, no! Before marriage mar-riage I called you pet names because I wanted you. Judge. Working for Sympathy. Ragged Robert Wot ye doing? Moldy Mike I'm layin' wid my head in der sun, so's to get meself sunburnt. "Wot's th' game now?" '"there's a temperance feedin' place around th corner, an th' redder a man's nose is th' more symperthy he gits." New York Weekly. Shrewd Csey. Costigan Casey hozn't drank a dhrop since he took out the accident policy. Cassidy Whoy? Costigan He sez he's noticed thot it's always sober men thot gits hurted. Judge. Cnneeessary. Mrs. Climson Here, Willie, while 1 am away I am going to give you the key to the pantry just to show you that I can trust you. Willie, proudly I don't need it mamma. I can pick that lock any day. Life. Kind of the Kid. Jones Come, be honest; when you lave to walk the baby don't you sweai i little? Smith Possibly, but then the baby makes such a noise with his crying that nobody can hear me. Bostor, Transcript. FerTeetly Safe. Watts Do you really believe anyone any-one will ever invent a perfectly safe flying machine? Potts There are dozens of "em now. They can't get high enough in the ah to be in any danger. Indianapolis Press. IneorrlRiViIe. "Now, my son, it's time you learned something of politeness! Why is i; that I never, if I can help it, turn mj back on a lady?" "I guess, dad, it's so they won'i see the bald spot on the back of youj head." Meggencvri!e.rD j y '- Kxplalned. Mrs. Watson I broke one of thosi eggs wou sold me into a cup, and th white of it was all green. Grocer Certainly, mum. It's all right, mum. Those eggs is laid bj grass-fed hens. Somerville Journal. Troof. Tess He is a very intellectual man Jess What led you to think that? Tess I judged so from his talk. Jess What does he talk about? Tecs He always talks about how in-tillectual in-tillectual he is. Philadelphia Press. Not Certain. -.Nothing could ever come be- tween us. could It. dear? Bazar. IT'S Full Xante. Magistrate What's your name? Inebriate Smith. Magistrate What's your full name! Inebriate That'sh the name I al-waysh al-waysh given when I'm full. Standard Times. i Worse'n a Widow. Charitable old lady Poor woman! And are you a widow? Beggar Worse than a widow ma'am. Me husband's livin' an 1 have to support birr . Glasgow Times is Spearman fe Go's, bank t Springfield, Spring-field, Neb., was robbed laat week by three daring burglars, who blew open the safe and made away with several hundred dollars' worth of postage and revenue stamps. - One safe containing SS0.000 was not disturbed. Tlie Cliluese Situation. The cause for the present Chinese entanglements en-tanglements is the abuse of the Chinese immigrants by the foreign powers. Another great revolution comes from the abuse of the stomach. Overtaxed digestion produces constipation, indigestion, indi-gestion, dyspepsia and flatulency, llos-tetter's llos-tetter's Stomach bitters is the best medicine to take. It prevents nervousness nervous-ness or sleeplessness. Dou't fail to try it. Comprehensive instructions bearing upon the indemnity the United States government will demand of China have I gone to Minister Conger. You Can Get Allen' Foot-Easo Fre. Write today to Allen S. Olmsted, Le ! Roy, N. Y., for a free sample of Alleu's Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures sweat- ing. damp, swollen, aching feet. Makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain j cure for Corns'and Bunions. All drug-I drug-I gists and shoe stores sell it; 25c. It is likely that Germany will file a claim of several millions for the death of Karon von Ketteler, the German minister. PROFITABLE EMPLOYMENT. A permanent paying positk n for lad'es or gentlemen at or near home. It costs you nothing to get details. If desirable rmplovment is iantr" r.ddr.-,3 at once The Fort Tearbcn l.o. Co.. 415 Dearbori. ptreet, Chicago, 111. The negro reported lynched near Anniston, Ala., Monday rright, was not killed, but was given fifty lashes while tied in a sack. Cheap Kates Eant. The special excursion rates now being be-ing quoted apply via the Denver & Rio Graneie Railroad, "The Scenic Route j of the World." Two lines of railway , between Grand Junction and Denver. Passengers have their choice at no ad- ditional cost. Four daily fast express j trains. New and elegant dining cars. Pullman and ordinary sleeping cars through to Chicago without change. Do not miss the errand seenervon the Denver and Ii io Grande. Ask your ag-ent for particulars and tickets via the D. & R. (. II. R. An imperial edict appoints Liu Kun Yi, viceroy of Nankin, and Chi Ki Tung, viceroy of Hankow, to be additional addi-tional peace commissioners on behalf of China. TO CURE A COLD IX OJfK DAT. Take Laxative Hiiumo Qcinine Tablets. All druutiists refund the money if it fails to cure. K. VV. Giove'.s signature is on the box. 2oo. German and French troops will garrison gar-rison Pao Ting Fu for the winter. The preparations are complete for destroying destroy-ing the most venerated temple in the city. Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing- Syrup. For children fperhlnu, softens the trims, redurei !tr namuiailua, ahaye paiD,cure wiujeuac 2..C a bottle. The pope has in.-!r -eted the papal nuncio at Paris to modify his conciliatory concilia-tory altitude toward the French government. gov-ernment. I do notbellev? Tlso's Cure for Consumption has Ln e.iuul fur coughs and colds. John F BoYEit, Irinity Springs, InJ., Feb. .5, lSvO. The Russian government has commissioned com-missioned the Hamburg - American steamship line to transport troops between be-tween Odessa and the far east. A Colonel in the British South African Army ays that Adams- Tutti FiutU was a blessing to his men while marching. Any attempt on the part of Germany to establish a coaling station in territory terri-tory of Venezuela will, it is stated, be opposed by the United States. atiBItTACK P.4PKR. liest Fubl isheil - FREE. J. YV. GCSXELS, Toledo. Ohio. Signor Marconi has sent to Hawaii a new expert from London to investigate investi-gate the cause of the failure of his system there. Many csupes torture pray hair, but Paekkr's Hair Balsam lrin.s La K the youilnul color. lliNDEKeouNs, lue best cure lor corus. 15cts. Councilor Konow has become minister minis-ter of agriculture of Norway. ANfcgetable PreparaUonfor Assimilating As-similating Hie Food andRegula-ling andRegula-ling the Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes Digeslion.CheerfuI-ness Digeslion.CheerfuI-ness and Rest.Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Iineral. lSTOT N All C OTIC . jampe afOId-ArSAKUELPlTCilER Mx.Smna KochcllSaUt ylm&e StvU Siyjrnrve -fiiCarbonekSofta himSced- Cariud Atgnr . ftinluymen. ftarar. A perfect Remedy ferCoustipa-non, ferCoustipa-non, Sour Stoinach.Diarrhoea Vorms .Convulsions ,Feveri sh-ness sh-ness and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature oP NEW "YD UK. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. Ever Eat in a Dining Car? l( N II N M H M N H It II 411 Dooly L i. I lijir: LOUIS ERHARDT & CO., ATCHISON, KANS. WINCHESTER G u N -JR, wtfe-r, i 1 , tvsssm guns -yifl" r it and Sperling Goods direct from factor. Our tf(nfnt?Mnti: U'iane,ATnll few of oumrices: S New American Make2? Caliber Rile, cur crlce S".I5. 5 N Steens22 Caliber Rifle, our price $2-50; $7 Breech Loading Single Gun,12 a our price $4-45: $16 Breech Loa ing Ooubl -Gun, lop Snap, Machine Made, Figure Twist. 12 Ga.. $7.75. Everything else nni propoMiea., Bunt and Ammunition at L3iss Tin tan Wholesale Price to Alt. Hon Thuf offer One Hundred iKMiars reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. , P. J. CHEVEY & CO., Props.. Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known P. J. Chenev for the last 15 years and believe hint perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations obliga-tions made by their tirtn. West & Truax. Wholesale Drusrgist. Toledo, O.: Waidine, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Drupgists. Toledo. Onlo. Hail's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting act-ing directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Frio 75c per bottle. Sold by ail drus-'gists. Hall's Family Fills are the beat. Lord Salisbury has had over eleven years in the foreign offlce. lie baa passed his 70th birthday. PROTECTIVE POLICY OF THE UNION PACIFIC is a universally recognized fact. Patrons Pat-rons of the "Great Overlaud Route" are assured that every device of human skill has been adopted to protect thetu against accident. Millions of dollars have been spent by ttie Union Pacific Railroad company in the improvement of track and equipment. The line is renowned for its unparalleled speed record, reliability for maintaining time schedule aud for the general superiority superior-ity of its service. All tickets good via Salt Lake and Denver without extra charge. Detailed information relative to railroad rail-road and steamship transportation cheerfully furnished on application to F. B. Choate, General Agent, Salt Lake City. The census shows Mexico City has over 400,000 population. The popula- tion of the federal district, including the capital city, is in excess of balf a million. A TRIAL BOTTLE FREE. Rheumatism, Sciatica and Neuralgia withstand every other medicine, but yield on the instant to "o IJIIOFS." To enable all 6utferers to test this wonderful remedy, we will send free a trial bottle on receipt of two2-cent stamps to pay for mailing. Large bottles bot-tles of 300 dosia SI. 00, sent prepaid by mail or express. "o DROPS" is a preventive as well as a curative for the following diseases: Rheumatism, Rheuma-tism, Srlatira, Neuralgia, Gout, Dyspepsia, liackaehe. Asthma, Hay l ever. Catarrh, Liver aud TRACIt MARK Kidney Troubles, Sleepleasuess, Nervousness, Nervous-ness, Nervous and Neuralgic Headaches, tarachf, Toothache, Heart Weakness, La Grippe, Malaria, Paralysis. Creeping Numbness, Numb-ness, and a long list of other ills. Write us in haste and stop your suffering. suf-fering. Agents wanted. 5 W ANSON HHKL'MATIC CURE CO. ItiO Lake .Street, Chicago, 111, SHOES UNION MADE The real worth of our &3.M anU &.&o hoeronimrert wiiti otbtTDtnLeM iSi l.OO to 8j.OO. U arc the largest mnLrra Bi d ivtaik-r cf mt'ii"s$.;.uyan1 3. a,i,o,- in the Trorid. W e make and 11 more t-00 and ;.00 ehoei than ny other two manufacturer in th U. ti. Cs XstablUhed vWhy do yon pay $4 to A k!i Tor Klinee iviir-n run tV - 1 ,,T T, 1 vaiiuu it.ii.jjougias shoes lor $3 ana $3.50 which arc Just as gooa. TIE KF.ASOV more W. L HoiiElas S and acto allocs iivf roM ihnn aiiv ohf r mal;e Is txrausa no. 1 1: v ark Tin: itt:s r fuk m ex. I HF Made cf th best inyrud null THE American leather. The work- manghipi'uncxrrlled. The style FlFST is equal to ti nd ,5 shoes of RCCT uwl other motes. 1 hvy fit like cus- UtOI torn mrdc ,hnes. They will out- flJO Cfl WMr two pairs f other makes St fifl VWilJU the same friers, that have no rep- $UaUU utati"n. Vou can rnfrlT rrrom- nunr mend them to Tonr fririidst they nimr iNhlir.l rleafevrrvl- iW Ih.t wear, them. NHllr. Yrmr dealer should keep them we giro one tflsr exHue?re sale in each town. T:ike no Btihstitate! Insist on harlnr W. L. ikmgl&s shoes with name snd price stamped on bottom. If your dealer via not pet them for you, si nd direct to faetorf ' encloins; price and 25c. extra for carriatrsw State Wad ot leather, sire, snd width, plsln or can toe. Our shoes will reach yon snywhers. Catalog Fn. W. L DOUGLAS SHOE CO.. Brockton, Mass. QR.GUNN'SSPILLS ONE FOR A DOSE. Cure S!ck Headache and Dye. pep&ia. Remove i'iuipies, Purify the Klood. Aid Oiges tun. Prevent lllllousnces. DonotUrlpeorSlcken. Ta convince you. will mall samp e free; full box. 25c DR. BOSANKO CO.. Pblladelskta, Fa. Sold by Druggist For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signature of THE enrrtua cobsmnt. an YORK CITV. Vliiiiali PHBSCB 1 1 16 1 C . -U Vv W . i ww -w in p. w rx AW j ry In iflt X .-. Use ; For Over j Thirty Years Do it once and you'll do it again. Especially if you're traveling on the Santa Fe between Kansas City and Chicago. Character and cost of meals rest with you, as you pay only for what you order. Be the order large or small, you get the very best to be had. A good meal makes a contented passenger. C. F. WARREN, General Agent Santa Fe Route, Block. bait Lake City, Utah. in. ii J i ts'af 1 is Ri'las. Revolvers. Ammunition at 5 per cent above ff.-etory cost. We buy all roods Gun Catalogue. Su nacres. Cxi 1 inches, mailed upon re- mdllPV. KnwlMiAhi nHnaKPflQ.in Ulrilaatfiae.. A. |