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Show .:AGE FOUR PRO V Of (U T AH) 'IWt B AXHERil ,UJJ D.A t: 0CTP B EJt 181 9 3 6 SECTION TWO. II -jr-LIbfrty.' thronfth All th hma Th Obrty BsU The; Herald Btctt AflcnMit emyt SatwrsajTt sad lata; Manias Published by th Herald Corporation, SO South first West street, Prove , Utah. Entered as oond-class matter at the postoffice in Proro, Utah, under the act of March ft. 187. Oilman, Nicol A Roth man. National Advertising representatives. New York. San Francisco, Detroit.. Boston. Los Anreles, 8eattle, ChloasTO, Member United Press, N. E. K. 8err1ee, Western Peat-ares and the Scrip ps Learns of Newspapers. Subscription terms by carrier In 'Utah ottttty SO cents 'the month, t.O0 for six months. In adranoe; $5.75 the year In advance; by mall 91.00 tho year In advance. . Wherefore I perceive that there is nothing better than that a man should rejoice in his own works: for that is his portion: for who shall bring him to see what shall be after him. Eocleslastes S:22. Blessed is the man that has found his work. Is in the world, the idle man. Carlyle. One monster there Economy Seems Need in Our Politics, Also ; By the time Nov. 3 rolls around it will have cost somebody some-body close to $20,000,000 to give the American people a presidential presi-dential election, and it is a nice question whether the trusting trust-ing gentlemen who put up all that money will get out of it anything remotely approaching their money's worth. The national committees of the two major parties, according ac-cording to a story in the New York Times, will have spent upward of $13,000,000. The various state, city, congressional, congression-al, and senate committees will have spent at least $6,500,-000 $6,500,-000 more. ' Altogether, we are getting the most free-spending campaign in American history. An old-fashioned American, to whom a million dollars still looks like a great deal of money, could be pardoned for wondering if any large part of this enormous total was actually ac-tually needed, ju v -I Y "T It costs money to buy radio time, charter special trains, hire halls, and pay all the other bills incidental to sending the candidates around the country, of course, and both Mr. Landon and Mr. Roosevelt have been doing a lot of traveling. It also costs money gobs of it to oil the local machines so that they can get the boys out to the polls on election day. But is there any reason under the shining sun why these things should cost $20,000,000? When money is poured out at that rale it can mean only that the rival campaign managers figure the electorate needs to be yelled at, written to, button-holed, cajoled, brow-beaten, and generally propagandized until it will shamble off to the polls in a stunned silence, obediently casting its vote for the crowd that has made the most noise and put on the best show. JL JU V. But does the electorate need anything of the kind? Isn't it at least a fair assumption that the vote Nov. 3 would be just about the same if the two parties had spent only a quarter of what they actually are spending? Are all these millions actually changing very many votes? . In spite of what cynical political wiseacres sometimes assume, the American people are not dumbbells. They have had ample opportunity to size up the candidates, compare 'heir records, meditate on the virtues and the defects of the Sew Deal, and decide whether they want to go along with !he old management or install a new one. It is important, of course, that Mr. Landon and Mr. oosevelt get every opportunity to appear before the electorate elec-torate and exponmi their ideas Since wehave to take noli- tics as we find it, it is probably equally important that the machinery of local politics be properly oiled. Beyond thsoe points, it does look as if the Republicans and the Democrats are spending a lot of money for nothing at all. We have heard much, this year, about economy in government. gov-ernment. A little economy in politics would seem to be indicated, in-dicated, too. Howdy, folks! IiT Gee Gee attended the football game at the jeadium Saturday, afternoon. after-noon. She says she parked her car oh University Avenue and hitch-hiked the rest of the way. Today's candidate for the Poi son Ivy club is the radio announcer who goes into a frenzy or excite ment every time one or the bacK field players gains two yards. sfc sc $c I SPORTS SECTION Mrs. Tessie McYowl filed suit for divorce this morning from "Dynamite' McYowl, noted professional pro-fessional football player. Mrs. McYowl alleges that everything is a football game to her famous husband. "Every time we have a fight,' she says, "and he sees I'm getting get-ting the best of it, he flops down on the floor, claims he's hurt and yells for time out!" N Europeans are always knocking America. It is an interesting fact that they are knocking hardest on our gates. Addled axiom for waiters: Too many fingers spoil the broth. ;jc sje ;Jc In a recent movie shown in Pro- vo, the hero sane tne tneme song with his face hidden entirely from the audience. This helped quite a little. OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS IWHH I IlltIC vassome opus SPECIAU " j . . . '( t " : WHV, TH IDEEHf ME mi A COMMON BRAWL-HUMMPH-I MERELY GOT A PEPPLE 1M . MV fcYfc AND HURT MV HAND RUBBIN IT. v I U.I VM A II IF THAT WAS MOST ANV OTHER GUV, TH" BULL CT TH WOODS WOULD SEND HI ISA HOME TILL HE WAS .ALL THERE AGAIN, BUT THAT GUV IS AS GOOD WITH ONLV ONE HAND AND EVE AS SOME OP US WHOLE- THAT'S TH' TROUBLE WITH A THIS AGE OF SPECIALIZE'. HE SPECIALIZED AS A MACHINIST AND THE OTHER GUY SPECIALIZED IN F1GHTIN. WELL, TH' FIGHTER GOT TOTELL1N? H1XA HOWIOBLKLD A MACHINE. AND HE GOT TO SHOWIN" TH FIGHTER HOW TO FK5HT-AND POLITICAL. NOTE Campaign promises are un-' un-' like campaign cigars in that 1 the former usually end in smoke. I. ; -King- Edward VTII, according to tho newspapers, wears exactly what he pleases. This, perhaps, is partly because he Is a king and partly because he is a bachelor. - We don't know what the Electoral Elec-toral college is. In fact, we don't even know what kind of a football foot-ball team It's got this year. Li'l Gee Gee thinks her sweetie is the meanest creature she's ever met. She's made up her mind to refuse him, and she simply can't get him to propose. Chewing gum, hot dogs and soda pop- Since the item specifies she's from California, the woman wom-an whose heart is turning to stone could not have been the landlady who raised our rent. A New Jersey couple were married on a merry-go-round, which seems to support a local bachelor's claim that people who wed are a bit dizzy. DIVORCE SOUGHT Mrs. Lvnn VV. Carpenter filed suit for divorce from her husband yesterday with the clerk of the district court. She charges failure to provkie since May 1, 1936. The couple were married at Provo August 5, 1932. Mrs. Carpenter asks custody of their child. Rachel Ann, and $25 a month temporary and permanent alimony. Washington Merry-Go-Round (Continued trom Tage One fond of parading behind a brass band. On the slightest prext he orders out the National Guard. Labor, which has felt his mailed fist in a number of bitter struggles, strug-gles, hates him with a virulent fury. MAN ON HORSEBACK I McN-utt has a full-blown Man on Horseback fixation. He is firmly convinced that he is a man of destiny, that the finger of Providence Pro-vidence is on him, that he is going to be president of the United States. From that point on let your imagination be your guide. If this sounds fantastic, it is no more so than the man himself. McNutt is no buffoon like Governor Gover-nor Gene Talmadge, he te no confic like the late Kingfish Huey Long. He is highly intelligent and well schooled. Graduate of Harvard, he was against $1,998,047 for September. 1935. Indiana is thriving and buoyant and the Republicans can't laugh it off. Roosevelt carried the state by 180,000 in 1932. He can't do that this year. But despite McNutt and the traditional Republicanism of Indiana, unquestionably he has the edge. Also Important is the Negro population, which still remembers that the Republicans were connected con-nected intimately with the Klan a few years ago. In the old days it was this Nego vote that gave the Republicans their margin in Indiana. They don't have that margin now and it may cost Landon the state. !e MERRY-GO-ROUND McNutt is reported to have his ambitious eye on the cabinet post made vacant by the death of Secretary Sec-retary of War Dern. He is also being accused by foes of being after the presidency of the Uni versuv oi Indiana, which pays $12,000 a year. . . . Raymond S Springer, G. O. P. candidate for governor, is making his major is EV HOSPITAL sue the fact that M. Clifford nrofessor of law and dean of the Townsend. his Democratic oppon- law school of the University of ent- is the handpicked choice of - v r SPRINGVILE Mrs. Mary westwodo, 88, widow of J. M. VVestwood, one of the oldest resi dents of the community and well known as "Aunt,Mary" was taken to the L. D. S. hospital, Salt Lake City, the latter part of the week with a fractured, hip which she sustained in a fall at her home, recently. Indiana. He is a man of cultures err eat charm and personal distlnc tion. And he is also a full-flecjge'd would-be dictator That is why Indianans, who Wave had four years of his rule as an iron-fisted governor, are so wrought up about him. That also is why, with McNutt beating the drums for the New Deal and for Roosevelt, he is an important fac tor in the political race. RESENTMENT - THE COMPLETE ISOLATIONIST . 1 .... ' I IE The Republicans, cannilv. are capitalizing this strong undercur rent of resentment and fear. They are tying him up In the popular mind with the president That it will cost Roosevelt votes is certain. Whether the loss will be sufficient to weigh the balance tn Landon s favor is doubtful. The president has strong per sonal strength in Indiana. Labor, which hates McNutt venomous! is overwhelmingly for Roosevel The poorer farmers in the south ern half of the state, who benefit ted heavily from the AAA checks and who will reap another harvest in a few weeks from the soil con servauon program, aiso are en thusiastic supporters. The wealthy farmers in the northern half are coolish or hostile to the New Deal. But a factor powerfully aiding tne president is the big upturn in business in every part of Indiana Relief rolls dropped 59 per cent during September, as compared witn tne same month in 1935. Pay rolls increased zs. per cent, em ployment 15.2 per cent, gasoline tax collections totaled $2,115,148 MCiN UTAHNA Every WEDNESDAY and SATURDAY To the Music of . DOB ORTON and His Swing Band McNutt and if elected would ap point the latter to the University post. . . . IndiaffapoliTias one of the most modern and well laid out airports in the country. It has a mile long runway, and there are no tall buildings or towers in the vicinity. (Copyright 1936, by United Feature Syndicate, Inc.) Club Calendar Any smoker it," and would pipe, can now of Under-slung interchangeable who "can't take like to smoke a buy a new type pipe which has corncob bowls. When the pipe bowl gets too "rich" for pleasant smoking, you simply take the old bowl out, toss it away, and put in a new corncob lining by unscreawing the bottom of the outside bowl and taking the charrel bowl out. Rare papers and manuscripts, now being exhibited by the New York Historical society, are shown to the public in a case covered with "document glass," a new development which filters out the Ultra-violet light which causes paper to fade and deterior- ate. Although it blocks all harmful harm-ful rays it is absolutely clear and . transparent. APPLE SHIPPING IS UNDER WAY Apples of the best quality for many years are reported as drawing a fair price are leaving Utah county daily for out-of-state markets. They are of the finest crop in seven years, reports H. V. Swenson, district crop pest inspector. On ah average of 12 carloads car-loads a day are being shipped by railroad and truck to markets mar-kets principally in California, Colorado, Kansas, Nebraska and Texas he stated. Rome Beauties and Delicious varieties are now reported moving with the bulk of the Jonathans already exported. More than 75 carloads have already been shipped since initial ini-tial movement in September, whereas only 10 carloads were sent out in 1935. Cabbage seems to be favored favor-ed with a good market, imports im-ports Mr. Swenson, but little demand has led to a low price for onions. SPniHGUILLE ENDS T0L1AT0 CADPAIGH SPRING VI LLE The tomato campaign at the W. R. Eddington Canning comany plant here, was completed the past week with a considerably larger output this season than last. The tomatoes this year were of good quality, and a long harvest season increased in-creased the average yield per acre, growers reported. Besides tomatoes, the factory also canned peas, catsup, puree, corn and peaches. The latter two crops were canned more as an experiment, experi-ment, it being the first tfme they had been canned at the local factory. CARD OF THANKS It is where heartfelt thanks and appreciation that we feel to express our sincere gratitude for the acts of kindness and words of sympathy given us during the Illness and death of our beloved husband and father, William M. Haws. We are indeed thankful for our friends. " MRS. HAWS AND FAMILY. UNION PACIFIC STAGES Cedar Cy $4.35 Pocatello $3.80 Los Ang. 8.00Burley .. 4.75 Denver . 8.00 Portland 13.90 N. Y C. .31.05! Was. DC 30.15 Phoenix; via Flagstaff ..$11.00 Union Bus Depot. Ph. 310 JESS SCOVTLLE, C2S5&25S525S2SS35&2S3EES532&3BEBS55S25S5E2SS3 li -PROVO CITY- Si ElVIC DIRECTORY n Sv n mm n g Here Is a List of Firms That Render the g 8 Service Yon Need. g IT WILL APPEAR CI THE HERALD g KVERY WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY n m 8 mm m m mm H HRINDSELMAN OIT1CAL AMI IKWKI.KV ((). lfllclal watch in spector for J). St R. (i.. S. U. & U. Railroads. All Make of lValrkra Repair I'koae SH6-W 120 W. Oatrr St. a a s i: a n n u a n n ii M n u UTAH COUNTY MATTRESS FACTORY WOOL AND COTTON MATTRESSES, MAT-TRESSES, WOOL BATTS Mattresses Renovated and Made J J New Si 61 W. 2nd N. Phone 545 Prove U n n n n Ralph's Radio & Appl. Co. fj Till HOMH OF GUARANTEED RADIO SERVICE 83 North I'nlversitv Avenue Phone 618 FURNITURE REPAIRING REFINISHING RE-UPHOLSTERING Wo tt. KU ii M ii n H n Painting - Graining g Paper Hanging v. r. soon Phone 683 W. . . 569 W. 2nd No. II M a SHOES DYED IN ALL COLORS LOUIS KELSCH & SONS 168 W. Center Phone 707 CYLINDER REBOniUG NEW METHOD - Welding, Battery Recharging. Vitaloy Pistons, Auto Repairing. H a H n ii ii ii i M n n it u s Iff FRED WILLIAMS HY ANDERSON 99 No. 1st West n u n PROVO MAYTAG CO. Only Authorized Maytag Dealer In Utah Juab Counties. Phone Provo 86 for Free Sales & Service Demonstration. . 265 West Center i (tunms! Bright Moments IN GREAT LIVES General Andrew Jackson, when president of the United States, had a long argument with Polk, who wanted Buchanan made a member of his cabinet. Later, when Polk was president, he asked Jackson about Buchanan, whom he thought would be a good secretary of state. Jackson was unmovable. "But," said Polk, ''you, yourself, appointed him minister min-ister to Russia during your first term." "Yes, I did,' 'replied the old commander quickly; "but it was as far as I could send him out of my sight and where he could do the least harm. I would have sent- him to the north pole if we had kept a minister there." ft 111! 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