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Show PAGE FOUR PROVO (UTAH) SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, MAY 3, 1936 SECTION TWO ,1 M "Proclaim Liberty through all the land" "The Uberty Bell The Herald , Every Afternoon, except Saturday and Sunday Moralnar Published by the Herald Corporation. 60 South First West street, Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class mat (or at the postofflca in Provo. Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Oilman, Nicoll & Ruthman. National Advertising representatives. New York. San Francisco, Detroit, Boston, Los Angeles. Seattle, Chicago. Member United Press. N. E. A. Service, Western Featui ss and the Scripps League of Newspapers. Subscription terms by carrier In Utah county cents tie month. $2.75 for six mouths, in advance; $$00 the year in advance; by mail Vn Utah county, i rl advance, $4. SO; outside Utah county, $5.00. A- Those who are governed least "The power to tax are governed best.' Is the power to destroy." Thomas Jefferson. OUT OUR WAY 7 BY WILLIAMS fur o PI V The People Learn Tlu full fury of the 1936 presidential campaign is upon us. John Public is caught in the maelstrom of charge and conter-charge, and in the next six months he must decide whether he wants' the New Deal for another four years. Hence the important fact to the citizen going- into the current campaign is that the whole story is available if he wants to study it. For 1936 marks a new high in the dissemination dis-semination of campaign ballyhoo, and in the growth of interpretative in-terpretative comment. Much of it, of course, is unfavorable .to the administration, administra-tion, but under our American system, the administration has to take it and HkeMt. And the same is true of the opposition. Facts will out in this country, and the people can have them for the asking. So as the current campaign rises in intensity, there emerges a more thoroughly informed and intelligent voter. That is the best safeguard of democracy we can hope to have. THAT'S WHAT I CALL A REAL MAN- I HIT W!M FER A CHEW O' T' BACCER AM ME $EZ. "GO BUY YOUR T'BACCERH YOU MAKE AS MUCH AS WAE. HE'S RIGHT, AN' I APMIRE HIM FER IT' WELL, I ADM! CP YOU FOR THlNKINr' SO- WHAT A MAN WHAT A noble .CHARACTER f THAT'S UTOPIA VOLf THREE -THATS TH' WW PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIKE, 1 GUESS BUT I CAN'T H? HAVE TOLP HIM TO TAKE WIS MOLDY TOBACCA AN' JUMP y LA F) 19M BY NEA SCKVtCC. INC T. M REG j. MT. Ofg, THE BROKEN CHAIN. Howdy, folks! Joe Bung-starter Bung-starter i doing; his part in conserving con-serving the great timber resources re-sources of the Northwest. He is using quill toothpicks. Statistical Sara estimates that the hot air produced by campaign cam-paign orators wouia be sufficient to run all the windmills in Holland Hol-land for 10 years. Sf if. tft - V - Hardly An Example .Charhv M. Schwab, sailing for Europe, advises young AiueVicans hot to go after riches, because it doesn't pay. "There is nothing to it," says Mr. Schwab. "I have worked hard all my life. I have made good money and attained, at-tained, good things. Rut what does it all amount to?" He concluded by remarking that honest work, peace, and contentment are the best part of life. This is excellent advice, and ambitious young men may properly listen to it. But one suspects that Mr. Schwab himself would have turned deaf ears to it, if it had been given to him when he was 20. Mr. Schwab has had a long and uncommonly active and useful career. He attained this career by going after riches in the traditional way. And considering the amount of driving force that was built into his makeup, our guess is that he would do the same thing if be were starting all over again. Washington Merry-Go-Round (Continued liorrr Page One) the long looks once the pre re- i yeast ceiis feed on the sugar, quiite ?f statORrtianship are now I First, he neutralized the solution completely out of style. TWO-THIRDS KILE Though Farley and the president presi-dent both expect to see the aban- " I donment of the two-thirds rule at why my husband is not entitled to. the convention. astute Charley a bonus. Of course it is true that Michelson political adviser to he was dishonorably discharged j Roosevelt, says he is not so sure. . Vl Civic Experiment Other AnuTican cities will watch with interest Seattle's experiment with the five-year term for police chief. The new plan has just been put into effect in Seattle, and a veteran police officer. William Sears, has been appointed ap-pointed chief by the city council. Backers of the plan believe it will put the police chief in an independent position, where he does -not have to favor any mayor, or any political clique in the enforcement of the laws. Opponents of. the plan have claimed that it puts too much power into the hands of one man. who for five years can either give the city a good police administration, or a bad our, as.-hr ees fit. 1 he plaia is m a way related to the city manager which in many places has been found a success. In case, a sort of police manager, instead of city manager been appointed. The next few years in Seattle, under this new plan, will be a real experiment in social science, indicating whether or not the long term for police chief should be adopted by other communities. plan, this has A contemporary claims thai the average .-pan of human life has lengthened.. It looked that way for-n while, but we think the automobile has taken up all the slack. Yakima Kepubl ic. lor t ommitting bigamy through no fault of his own." (J-WOMEX Vice President Jack Garner is offering to bet Republican senators sena-tors that they can't name six states their party will carry next November. So iai he has no takers. tak-ers. . . . Assistant Attorney General Gen-eral John Dickinson once worked at the same desk and in the same law office in Northampton, Mass., ;ts did Calvin Coolidge. ... A large poster in the main entrance of the justice department advertises adver-tises a mystery play to be performed per-formed by the "F B. I. Theatre Group." The initials F. B. I. stand for Federal Bureau of Investigation, In-vestigation, the G-man agency. Tne poster is adorned with pic- tures of comely feminine members of the F. B. 1. staff. . . . Judge Ben Hillard. defeated for re-election to congress in 1918 because : he voted atgainst U. S. entrance into the' World war. has announced announc-ed his candidacy for the seat of Senator Edward P. Costigan of ; Colorado. . . . As an answer to Republican charges of WPA "boondoggling." the Democratic national committee is circulating a pamphlet entitled "Roosevelt and the Lttle Red School House." It gives amounts the WPA has spent for schools and education, claims , that one out ol every five schools j m the entire country got WPA improvements; that more than i half of the cunent school build-j build-j mg construction us lmaiiccd bv i WPA. Congressional barbers say that AT LAST! SOMETHING APPROACHING A PAINLESS TAX TRY REAP 14 6 It. IT'S PRACTICALLY AM ANESTHETIC ? . . . l OWIlsenu cnieiLawia aie pia.ii- , ning a national convention in j Kansas City in July. Announced purpose will be to decide the or- i ganization's stand in the presi- dential race. Unofficial purpose will be to answer the disclosures of the congressional investigators. . . . Rex Tugwell disbanded a conference con-ference of resettlement advisers the other day by saying. "I have a more important engagement. I've promised to take my daughter daugh-ter to the zoo." . . . When the Washington auditorium was converted con-verted into an office building, for part of Harry Hopkins' staff, part of the steographic corps got desks in the men's retiring room. . . . Senator Thomas of Oklahoma Okla-homa walks with dignified tread these days in a new pair of coffee-colored coffee-colored sport shoes. . . . Rosy-cheeked Rosy-cheeked Congressman Gearhart of California still has hopes of slipping slip-ping an excise tax into the new revenue hill to stem the imports of Japanese perilla oil, competing compet-ing with California linseed oil. Jim Farley's mind "s on Philadelphia Phila-delphia and the Democratic national na-tional convention to such extent that even his watch is set on Philadelphia time one hour ahead of Washington's Standard Time. .VNTI-DICKINSON ' - ,C New Deal scouts returning from Iowa report that Senator Dickinson, Dickin-son, bitter AAA opponent, is facing fac-ing increasingly difficult odds in his re-election race for the senate. sen-ate. Farmers are reported to bo ppo.sed to him. . . . Jim Farley's office is on the third floor of the new Post Office Building. On the fourth floor are two excellent mural paintings executed by Reginald Marsh. Jim has never come upstairs to see the paintings. paint-ings. . . . Marriage advice to CCC boys is provided in "Happy Days." news organ of the CCC. which "tates "Marriages are happier when mated people are more .sum-lai .sum-lai than dissimilar." Bright Moments IN GREAT LIVES with lime, because sulphate liquid is acid. Then, by a rather complicated method, a fine strong culture of yeast is added, air is pumped in, and lo! yeast is developed. Forty to 45 pounds can be made with each ton of treated liquor. And, by way or mention, the United States consumes 300,000,000 pounds of this yeast baker's yeast each year. One way to rid streams of pollution and do mankind a favor all at one time. GREAT INVENTOR OF PROVO McBunion liant young genius has just invented in-vented "Mucilage-4BVi," which, when applied to a set of store teeth, will keep them from chattering chat-tering like a riveting machine when the wearer goes for a swim in the river. if, if If, The following letter was received re-ceived by a company which manufacturers corn syrup: "Dear Sirs: Tho I have taken six cans of- your syrup my feet are no better now than w h e n I started." if. if. if, ETIQUETTE NOTE Never blow on the coffee in , your saucer to cool it. Hold it j in front of an electric fan. if. if. if. Which is worse, a person who ; is wealthy and pretends to be j hard up, or a person who Ls j poor and pretends to be wealthy ? j That it seems, is one question ' that a grocer could more ably answer than anyone else. if. if. if. NOW YOl' TELL ONE : "And that season," declared the old baseball player, "I ' knocked out 35 home runs." if. if. if. Joe Bungstarter is in favor of all Kentucky colonels surrender- -vJglgl SIDE GLANCES - By George Clark This b-rii- ! g rlifirrv ...-j-,a tr '- -rrT?Sr- 'He is writing a novel and thinks lie needs two or three hundred acres to cet the feel of the soil." ing their commissions and w irking irk-ing on a straight salary. if. if. if. Interesting Fa c t s: In the Arctic regions, men seldom stay out al! night, as the nights are six months lonz. if. if. if. INSPIRATIONAL, POME If wisdom's ways you'd wisely eek, Five things observe with tare; Of whom you speak. To whom you speak. And how and when and where if- ff I.i'l (iee iee says that women dress to please men and to infuriate in-furiate other women if, if. if. And Abigail Applesauce queries: "Why do some women marry for a home and then sta away from it .'" Haleakala, located on the island "f Maui. Hawaii, is the world's greatest known dormant volcan-,. Strange Case Jut j a Orato by Nard Jones Cop-rW NEA J6 I Billy Rose, who is successfully success-fully staging the great circus drama, Jumbo" in the rejuven-; rejuven-; ated Hippodrome theatre in New York, has been the brunt of many gags altho none can deny the success of his venture at this date. Just before the play opened he was shoWing some friends thru the theatre. His menagerie was housed in the basement, and among the lot of animals were a herd of elephants. ele-phants. The hour was 4 a. m. and Billy had just been telling everyone what an expense it was to keep a flock of animals all during the rehearsals, enumerating enum-erating how much they added to expense. Just before they walked into the basement. Rose turned to his friends, put his finger to his lips, and cautioned: "Sh-sh-sh." Evoryone looked amazed. "I don't want to wake the elephants," he explained, "because when they're awake they're always eating." :: SCIENCE About the most sensible solution sol-ution to stream pollution from paper mills has been found by a Finnish chemical engineer. G. Heinjkensjold. The thing that pollutes streams is sulphate ! liquid. This waste, contains ! sugar. Heinjkensjold reasoned j that the sugar could not be re- j covered economically, so he rea- ! soned Lluit it would be fine to let ni:ui hi: HE TODAY JULIA CRAIC, pretty yonnn KM-rrlnry lo GlOmtliK WOOD-KUKIl WOOD-KUKIl of Ike Inn Hnu of Woodford Wood-ford nad Uroak.Hr la nmbllloua lo become u nltrht club ilnRrr, Julia ahnrea nn npartrarot with AMY AKUERS. who Korku In an (i-eiimivf (i-eiimivf drean hnp. I'KTER KKMIV nlo emnnlyed fey Woodford nnd H rook a. la In love tvith Julin nnd haa naked her to mnrrj hint. Jnlln dl-eonrnicca dl-eonrnicca hla nttentlona. He nsrrera to erlre her n letter ot Introduction In-troduction to Hi;, ni I. A MB. bnnd lender t the Green Clob. tnmb henra Jnlfn nine, bnt doea not offer her Job. Ahont to lenee hla office. Jnlln aeea Peter'a letter, nnd lenma thnt he naked Umh to diaeoiirnae her nloat be-cominir be-cominir n alnirer. NOW CO ON WITH THE STORY CHAPTER IV JER face flaming with swift an ser. Julia read Peter's note again. She whirled Impulsively, and saw Henri Lamb standing In the doorway. His heavy fare. too. was slowly reddening but not from anger. For several seconds he could not speak In his embarrassment. embar-rassment. "After all." he said, at last "1 you see. Peter Kemp ls a friend . ef mine. He once did a great favor for me." "Did it occur to you." asked Ju 11a, "that I might not be Interested In whether Peter Kemp is In love with me? And now I I'll never speak to him again!" "Because he's bo much In love with you?" asked Lamb quietly Then he added. "But I am sorry You you must think very badly of me now." "The only thing I'm Interested In ls whether I'm good enough to get a Job In a night club. Mr. Lamb. Will you please tell me that hon estly?" Henri Lamb shrugged. "Your roice ls good for these modern songs. And you are an attractive young woman. That counts a lot. too." "But not good enough for the Green Club?" "1 didn't mean that. As 1 said. 1 was trying to help Kemp." He smiled wrily. "I'm afraid I've done a bad Job ef it." He crossed the room. Then he "turned to Julia again, "the woods are full of passable pass-able singers. Miss Craig. 1 could turn down the next dozen that come in through that door and still find others." Julia nodded. "I see," she said tensely, and left the office. As she passed through the little ante-room she felt the curious glance of Jim. the young man who bad played her accompaniment while she sang "Accent "Ac-cent on Youth." He followed her part way down the stair. "Don't let It get you down." he said In a low voice. "You've got tots of stuff." "f-thanks," faltered Julia, and tumbled Into the dark lobby of the Green Club. In another mo tent she was Id the blinding glare of the street Her cheeks were still hot with humiliation and ec ger. and she dreaded returning to Amy said, startled, "What's wtong? Arc the office. DU'I return to the office she did. L and when she bad settled her lelf at her desk she picked up the telephone and asked to be -con nected with Peter Kemp. When he answered she said slowly, "This ls Julia. Quite by accident l" read our note to Henri Lamb. Thank you very much." In the silence that follower she could almost feel his astonishment at the other end of the wire. Then he burst out. "But, Julia, I" "There really isn't anything else to say. Peter. Goodby." She had hardly replaced the in strument In Us cradle when Peter himself was In the room. "Julia, I I know It was 'a rotten thing to do. But I can't you see that it was only because " Julia got up from her desk In a quick, angry movement which effec J tively stopped his faltering de fense. "I'd rather not talk about it, Peter. I've a headache and I'm going home." "Won't you let me take you?" "No," said Julia, putting on her hat. "I'd much rather go alone." It seemed odd to let herself into the little apartment so early. .Not since she had started to work lor- Woodford and Brooks had she left the office before 6:15. Somehow this realization made her more determined de-termined than ever to leave it one day soon forever. With a weary slgb of relief she dropped onto the davenport and closed her eyes. Soon she was asleep, to be awakened awak-ened later by the sound of Amy's key in the lock. Her roommate started at sight of Julia on the davenport, "What's wrong? . . . Are you 111?" Julia shook her head and smiled weaklj. "Just g alight case of shell for ill?" Henri Lamb shock. I sang this afternoon." Amy's eyes widened. "No fooling?" fool-ing?" "No fooling. Amy. But I didn't get the job." Amy made a sound of dismay. "I've been down at' the Green Ciub a lot and I never did think he knew a singer when he heard one."' she said loyally. ruLi ULIA leaned forward excitedly. e did sav mv voire was good. though. Amy. I 1 think he mitiht have given me a chance if it hadn't been for the note that Peter Kemp wrote." "What do you mean?" Julia told her of Peter's advice to Henri Lamb "That was a mean trick." Amy agreed. "But the poor .kid's so much in love with you that he doesn't know right from wrong Or maybe he's heard that all's fair in love and war. But I've some news of my own for you. darling." "News?" "Royal Nesnitt is going to take me out tonight. He telephoned thia afternoon and 1 told him about you." "Amy! He'll think I'm a fool.? Amy Sanders pierced Julia with a glance. "Listen you're old enough to know better than that. No man thinks a girl is a fool when she has eyes 'and hair .like 'even thinks they run a night club. He kucwa seme sons writers, too Wouldn't It be graod If you could make your start with a song writ-len writ-len especially fo? you?" Catching sorrrt of Amy's infectious infec-tious enthusiasm. Julia laughed. "You're certaidy a tonic. Amy And after this afternoon, 1 think 1 need it," "Well." said Amy, "you know darned well that I'm all for you if you're dead sure this ie what you want to do. But I'm still advls-' advls-' ing you to settle down to the simple sim-ple life." "You don't take your own advice," ad-vice," mentioned Julia mischievously. mischiev-ously. "Why should I? Nobody else does." Then Amy's tone grew serious. seri-ous. "But I will some time." "You mean RoyaM Nesbitt?" "Heavens, no. He's not serious nbout anything or anybody. But he's fun to be with. We're just good friends." I ULIA had never quite approved of Royal Nesbitt, and Amy knew it. She knew the reason for Julia's disapproval, too. though 6he never mentioned It If Royal Nesbitt was not exactly wealthy, he at least had a gTeat deal more money to spend than the other young men Julia and Amy had known. Yet the source of his income was somewhat obscure. The Nesbitt name was a pioneer one In the city, but this Nesbitt, the gayest and youngest, seemed to possess none of the attributes at-tributes of the pioneer. He was likable and had literally hundreds of fricnd3. Julia liked him but when it came to Amy Sanders, she wasn't so sure. He was as gay and certain ot himself always when he called .! at the apartment that evening. Tall I A - -3 1 -. I I .. 3 he cheered Julia and she felt Instinctively In-stinctively that with his help she could really attain what shs wanted. He had been in the room 'only a few moments when Amy pushed him toward tbe davenport and announced that Julia was go ing to sing. Then Amy took her place at th tiny little piano which, she often said, had cost her many an installment install-ment and was her particular pride and joy. She played well, and whenever she played for Julia' singing she played more than well. Nesbitt settled back with an amused and tolerant smile. But as Julia's soft", husky vote drifted Into one of the sad. mai tunes of our modern day. his smilo faded and his expression grew serious seri-ous and interested. When she had finished he did not speak for a while, and then he said, "I wish you'd do another, Julia." Thi3 time Amy chose a curious and dragging blues song that was a combination of genuine darky folk tune and the "hl-de-ho" ol Harlem, There was a quiet quality qual-ity in Julia's singing that lifted the song far above its Insane lyric Nesbitt got to his feet. "I've spent a good share of my life listening lis-tening to night club singers," h said. "You can go places. Julia. And I'm going to see that you do." Amy smiled at her roommate. You see, .Julia? And when Royal yours. When Royal drops In to-says a thing like that, he meani it!" Nesbitt's eyes met Julia's square ly. "I was never more serious 1 my life." he told her quletlr. iXo tie Continued 1 night 1 want you to do a song for him." "But why?" "I want him to know you really can 8 In. He knows everybody who I I t |