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Show 1 ' V V vjAGITFOURf PRO V,0. (UTAH)- StTND AY -HE-R'ALD-' SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1933 The Herald Wry Aftera except Satartey, 8ui7 Mmff PublisHd by the Herald Corporation, BO South First Wcit Street. Ptoto. Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice In Provo. Utah, under the act of March 3, 187. Oilman; Nleoll 'A Ruthman, National Advertising representatives. New Yirk. San Francisco. Detroit. Boston. lxa Angeles, Seattle. Chicago. Member United FTM. N. F3. A. Service. Western Features and the Scripps League of Newspapers. Subscription terms by carrier In Utah county, 50 cents the month; ?t.75 for six months, in advance; $5.00 the yar, in advance by a.ail in Utah County, in advance. M-50; outside Utan County, $5.00. ft opncUtai Ke UN Ukcrty Hn Remember the Red Cross - . The annual Red Cross roll call is under way once more as the time arrives for the collection of funds for the great - work of mercy performed by this great organization. The V work of the Red Cross is familiar to all and their appeals for memberships should meet with instant response. - The membership campaign in this locality is under the direction of S. I. Levin, Rev. N. C. Wallin and others who - have organized a splendid group of volunteer workers who are giving their time without cost to the cause, and paying their own expenses, besides buying their membership badge. The Red Cross did not forget Utah county when want and privation menaced her homes during the past year. And Utah county will not forget the Red Cross now! - , , ' No Sympathy From A merica It is rather surprising to read in reputable accounts of European conditions that "it is assumed that France and her allies will use force to prevent a consolidation of Ger-many Ger-many and Austria." Considering the fact that the World war was said to have been fought for the rights of national unity, among , liiw-nniiaw tri rword of France in trviner to keep central y. . -i'"-"i - - -. , ; Europe sp.it up into small, uneconomic nations rings with hypocrisy. In fact, there is no justification -at all for the pro-Hitler and post-Hitler policy of France in using threat of force to keep separated two territories alike in race and - language. . .. , . . , ' Hitlerism is the fruit of French injustice and intolerance. intoler-ance. America is certainly not to be numbered among the allies of France which would use force against the German peoples because they have turned to nationalistic unity under un-der a dictator in theace of the hate and hypocrisy of their neighbors. A -8- Howdy, folks! The two prettiest pretti-est gambles In America today 1: Playinf the stock market. 2: Satins: restaurant nasn. If you' make money playing the ,.ock market it is "by judicious speculation and investment." . If you lose money it is "reckless gambling on Wall Street. I? ybii get hooked in Well Street, don't be discouraged. A man isn't licked just because he loses his Bhirt. Lock at Gandhi! jrtJMlNATED JFOB THE 1 1 HALL OF FAME j cuthbert " iuzziebiogg Author i of erpoirt stories. Improb- abie as it may sound, Mr. Hlz-sleb-Offff has Just written a foot-.ball foot-.ball yarn in ' which the hero, a ' s u b s 1 1 t u t e, rushed Into the jjame with one minute to go an J does NOT make Hie winning touchdown. touch-down. f. '' ' & & If traffic continues to grow worse, it won't be long tafore people peo-ple will be commuting from auto- ANOTHER MAN OF LETTERS COMES 1 MMBMatMariWM"M i perks to the office. OTJR OWN FOOTBAI.I-YF.LJLS FOOTBAI.I-YF.LJLS A long, long cher for Oscar Illck He ne'er Grops peanuts down our neck. Jf Golf isn't so much a game as a passionate faith that you can knock it a mile next time. fc Have you heard the new farmers' farm-ers' song: A Loan at Last? Our Platform: A 500-year moratorium mora-torium on all personal defots. y y. y y FOOTBALL NOTE Few insults equal that of using all second-string men in the last quarter. s y y An advertising man was proposing propos-ing marriage: "Remember," he pleaded, "this is positively the last opportunity you will have to take advantage of this outstanding offer!" of-fer!" 3ft mfi Sf$ Dillblotz makes 12 yards through left tackle! SCIENCE Four live specimens of the toad family,., the strangest yet received In this country, have" arrived at the American Museum o$ Natural -History. The females of this species are untrcubled by maternal responsibilities. respon-sibilities. The toad is known as the "midlife toad." The name Is derived from the custom of the male, which assists the female in laying the eggs. The male then carries the egg capsules around on his ack for three weeks, when OUT OUR WAY -JjJ I J I I I" THERE'S.THE EFFICIENCY ( THAT JOHN. S LUCKY HE'S 1 -f CREWCOMCEMTRATIN' J GOIKI' BY WHEN THEY'RE -- OJ HOW TO SAVE MONEY THINKlN' ON HOW TO ON HAKIN' ANEW DOODAD SP-VE MONEY IF " " LIKE THAT ON THE FLOOR, THEY WASN'T TH I NKlN ' AN ALONG COMES THAT AT ALL, ONE OP . J BIG JOHN AN' SPOILS THEIR. THEM MIGHT NOTICE . J ; TRAIN OP THOUGHT WITH J THAT THEY COULD SAVE " W A WHEELBARRER. At MOH&it BY, M AKIN I r -V-r--.. V THAT JOHN HAUL A they are hatched. sf y 9ft X-rays are now made on paper instead of film, cutting in half the cost of industrial; X-ray inspection in-spection of welds and other objects in the field of industry. The paper is held in a special folder and two sheets are exposed ex-posed at once. One is filed, the other submitted with the materials tested. In addition to giving as good results as ,111m, the paper dries much more quickly, thus facilitating fa-cilitating shipment and approval of materials. V A New York dress manufacturer manufactur-er has perfected a new waterproof-, ing process which will work equally equal-ly well on cotton, wool, linen and even the costlier velvets and silks. The process will not destroy sheen, texture or feel of any of these materials. mat-erials. In actual test suits and dresses, hats, shoes, pocketbooks, airplane wings and policemen's uniforms uni-forms have been successfully treated. treat-ed. Thurman Speaks To Payson P.-T. A. PAYSON The Parent-Teacher association sponsored a program at the Junior high schoct Wednesday Wednes-day evening with Mr. Arch Thurman, Thur-man, well known Salt Lake educator edu-cator as the speaker. The musical program consisted of selections by the Junior high school band conducted con-ducted by Mr. A. Willardson, vocal solo, Miss Thelma Trietjen; clarinet clari-net solo, Jack Barnett, trumpet quartette, President Jennie B. Hall was in charge and conducted the election of officers for next year as follows: vice-president, Mrs. Rebecca Johnson;; John-son;; high school representative, Mrs. Lee R. Taylor; Junior high, Mrs. J. H. Ellsworth, central, Mrs. George A- Cheever, Peteetneet, Jordan A. Law Taylor; Mrs. Delia Huish. Mr. J. Milton Beck, last year's vice-presideht automatically becomes president. More than 300 parents were present. Hardtack is a type of large biscuit bis-cuit baked without salt; the navy cal3 it seabread. TO THE FRONT City Briefs The Herald is anxious to publish pub-lish all items of local interest and would appreciate your cooperation if yoa would telephone tele-phone such news to the Herald Her-ald office, Ethel O. Rambeau, 494-496. Mr. and Mrs. Lorls Cardall and children of Kemmerer, Wyo., have been visiting here with Mr. Car-dall's Car-dall's mother, Mrs. Hannah Cardall. Albert Manwaring, former . Pro-voan, Pro-voan, was a visitor here from Og-den Og-den Friday. B. M. Roberts has left to spend the winter in Los Angeles, Cal. Mr. and Mrs. Mads Jorgensen of Logandale, Nev., are here visiting with Mr. and Mrs. Fred Ferguson. Mr. and Mrs. George Mai ben (Beth Dickson) have left for Al-hambra, Al-hambra, Cal., where they will make their home. Mrs. George Roberts and baby son have left to spend a week with relatives in Pocatello, Idaho. Mr. and Mrs., M. B .Wilson of Salt Lake, are visitors in Provo. Harvey Holland of Salt Lake, for-? rher Provoan, was in Provo Friday evening. Mrs. S. A. Stum left the Aird hospital hos-pital Saturday where she has been confined for the past three weeks while receiving medical attention. (fiNGRATULATIOj 1 llAI J Mr. and Mrs. H. G. Sutton of California, are the proud parents of a daughter, . born Thursday at the home of the grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. Walter G. Taylor of Provo. Mother and baby are getting along splendidly.' Tree sparrows consume about 800 tons of weed seeds every winter wint-er in the state of Iowa alone. BEHIND THE SCENES IN i ii in 1 WASHINGTON BY RODNEY DUTCHER EA Service Staff Cerreapondtnt WfASHINGTON. Dr. Rex Tug- well, No. 1 man of the Brain Trust, is embarked on a labor of love. Food and drug law reform wasn't just a problem which fell into his lap when Mr. Roosevelt made him assistant secretary for agriculture. Tugwell reached out and embraced it. He had an active, studious interest inter-est in protection of consumers from physical harm or swindle by dishonest dis-honest makers of patent medicines, foods, and" cosmetics He was .a friend of F. J. Schlink. co-author of the sensational "100,000.000 Guinea Pigs,", and a backer of the Schlink-directed Consumers' Research, Re-search, which informs folks on how lo get their money's worth if any in everything they buy. from pink pills to automobiles. The Food and Drug Administration Administra-tion here had sought curbs on misleading mis-leading claims for years No" support sup-port came from higher up , Tugwell promptly worked out the pure food and drag hill spousowl oy Senator Copeland of New York Onder his inspiration, the -Agriculture Department, against' opposition opposi-tion from, many medicine makers, oegan an extraordinarily intensive .ampaigh for the legislation. Tugwell 9 made .a sound movie speech, reproduced locally' and referred re-ferred not by name to- an : eyelash eye-lash dye alleged to have blinded people. Dozens of TVashington beauty parlor operators wrote for information. Many wetie using that lye on their customers. ; BY WILLIAMS " 1HI AGED WOMAN PASSES AWAY Mrs. Isabella Pennington Stevenson, Steven-son, 82, widow of Joseph B. Stevenson, Steven-son, died at the home of her daughter, Mrs. B. O. Pumphrey, 270 East Second South street, Saturday morning. Mrs. Stevenson was born November Novem-ber 14, 1850 in Upholland, England. She married Mr. Stevenson in the Salt Lake Endowment house May 9, 1878, and he died 27 years ago. She had made her home with her daughter for the past five years, and before that time, lived in Springville. Surviving are one daughter and two sons, Mrs. Pumphrey of Provo, J. H. Stevenson of Garfield, and George Stevenson of Magna; three sisters Mrs. Kate Hopkins of Lovell, Wyo., Mrs. Annie Kindred and Mrs. Susa Bird of Springville. She also leaves 21 grandchildren and four great grandchildren. The body is at the Claudin Funeral Fun-eral horns and funeral announcement announce-ment will be made later. Bright Moments In Great Lives Praxiteles, greatest of Greek artists, liked to conceal himself near his work and listen to the comments of the passing public. One day, in so doing, he was chagrined chag-rined to hear a shoemaker point out that a sandal he had portrayed lacked a lacket. The artist corrected this error, and next day the sarfie shoemaker passed by. Noticing that his crit icism had been followed, this fellow fel-low took it upon himself to criticize criti-cize the shape of the ankle portrayed. por-trayed. This was too much for Praxiteles. Praxit-eles. Rushing from his hiding place, he beat the man over the head, shouting:: "A. shoemaker should stick to his last." The expression he coined has remained re-mained to this day. well, promptly issued a press re lease calling the preparation b name. XRA stuff loyalty rates high. Oscar Chapman, over-worked over-worked assistant secretary of the interior, gazed over a pile of documents. ''Haven't fime to read 'cm all, but I must. If I go lo jail for XRA, I want lo know why," he jested. But he didn't go to jail. He's gone to the hospital! "High fever, rundown run-down by overwork," was the doctor's verdict. p EN'ERAL JOHNSON'S "thorough agreement", with the Gerard Swope plan for turning over NRA to industry for operation was modified modi-fied drastically at the behest of newspapermen who didn't believe the administrator meant what he. said. The newspapermen probably just beat the White House to it. Johnson's John-son's second statement next morning morn-ing made it plain that no abandonment abandon-ment of government, supervision was-contemplated.- Workers past ."SO are not ready for tlM1 scrap heap. That's the verdict of Secretary of Labor La-bor Frances Prkfns. She stud ied the new civil service rule barring applicants over 40. "I've found, workers over 50 CHpablc, efficient, with valuable, mature judgment, better disciplined, -less subject to; turnover," she said. She favors a balance between be-tween younger nd older workers work-ers in office and industry. (Copyright. 19U. NEA 8rvic, Inc.! n 'Continued from Page One) gone into the affairs of several directors di-rectors of the Chase National bank, but has glossed over Vincent Astor's connection. FRIENDS I : . . General Hugh Johnson and Ed- sel Ford are good friends despite the warring between the Recovery Administrator and Edsel's father. . . . It is an open secret in the Ford organization that if the son had his way the company would be under the Blue Eagles wings. . . The Johnson-Henry Ford feud goes back to war days, when the former was directing the administration adminis-tration of the Selective Service Act and Ford was resisting Edsel's induction in-duction into the army. . . . President Presi-dent Roosevelt's latest economic authority is youthful Winfield W. Ttieflfer, Federal Reserve expert. . . . F. D. R. calls him an "interpreting "inter-preting economist." . . . When Richard Whitney, head of the New York Stock Exchange, had his recent re-cent conference with Roosevelt the two men addressed one another by their first names. . . . But this did not prevent the president from expressing some very pointed and blunt criticisms about the management manage-ment of the exchange. . . . The president has definitely determined to seek authority to license all stock and commodity exchanges at the coming session of congress. The administration's gold manipulating ma-nipulating operations have been an enormous boon to mining concerns. con-cerns. ... . During the past few weeks the daily statements of the Federal Trade Commission listing new registrations under the securities securi-ties act, have unfailingly included several mining enterprises. . . . The promoters seem to have trouble devising alluring names for their companies. . . . One of the new concerns registered under the title of "Baran of Chichagof." Here's EVERYONE WANTS GOOD MAGAZINES. . . . 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By BORING ITS HEAD UNTO THE AIRSFVACES OP Lfcy STEMS. SEA-LION6 - v " CATCH GULLS BV POKING THEIR NOSES ABOVE WATER AND' VRI&SLING THEM WHEN A GULL ATTEMPTS TO PROCURE WHAT IT BELIEVES IS FOOD THE. SEA-LION SPRINGS OP AND SEI7ES IT . . . Senator William E. Borah will return to the capital around the 20th of November. ... He was all set to come on tht first, but Idaho farm leaders insisted that he address the annual meeting meet-ing of the State Grange on the 15th. ... So Borah unpacked his trunk, cancelled his railroad reservation, reser-vation, ai:d stayed on a few weeks longer. . . . Postmaster General Jim Farley is passing the word Moire Good News for Sio cents UNSET aur in aw wauv rii WESTERN r ui Ynii simnlv order TTTF. Vv tion of Macrazines delivered to vour home for 12 THE HERALD, Provo, Utah. I hereby, subscribe to, or extend my present subscription to THE HERALD for 12 months form this date, and also for magazine offer No. I am enclosing and I agree to, pay your regular collector 50 cents' per month for 11 months. I fully understand that this contract cannot be cancelled without immediate discontinuance of the magazine subscriptions. - .- . w down Signed Address Town The MAMMOTH DID MOT GET ITS NAME BECAUSE OP TO ENORMOUS SIZE 51S6RIAN PEASANTS' CALLED THE ANIMAL A AAAAAATU, OR GAOUMO-awELLER.( BECAUSE THEV HAD NEVER SEEN ANY SUCH CREATURE-ON CREATURE-ON EARTH AND SUPPOSED IT TO 66 A BORROWING ANLMAL, SINCE ITS BONES WERE FOUND HM THE GROUND AAAMAArtS E VENTUALLV WAS CHANGED TO AiAAMOTH. C ts tv au atmot nc among Democratic members of congress that all their patronage claims will be taken care of before the next session convenes. The Emergency Relief Administration Adminis-tration plans to distribute 300,000a COO pounds of cured hog products to the unemployed this winter, the equivalent of about 3,000,000 live hogs. (Copyright. 1933, by United Feature Syndicate, Inc.) ALL THREE ONLY $fl Down , p And 50 Cents Per Month For Eleven Months ALL FOUR ONLY $11 QjR) Down A, Pfen,j; And 50 Cents Per Month For Eleven Months TtP.RAT.T nrA votlr selec State Tbe department, bold under Tug |