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Show R 0 V.T U TAB) l S U N D A Y H E R A L D, ' U N D-A Y, fc F E B R U A RY 2 1, X 9 3 2 1 3; - . 5 4 crtppr Gjlman,:Nlc6ll . throughout :, 2m land" Iflfttield Subscription termsby , carrier In U tab county 60 cents ( the month ; $2.75 for six months In advance ; ; r" ' , $5.00 the year in advance, by mall,' in the county, $4.50; outside Utah county,' $5.00. - , , K. W. COODELL, Editor and Manager 4 j - J A. OWENS, Advertising, Manager.; Neipier.thJa newspaper, nor any of its stockholders lor Officials has any connection whatever, directly : or indirectly, .with any political party, public' utility,, real : estate promotion or . other private ' : business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested publio service. Washington's Principles ? On February 22, every yearit is customary for editors arid other people who are not very bright.either, to write or speak pieces "laudinc" General George Washington. ; ; - perhaps, wo are unduly modest, . but 'we doubt if anything any-thing we might write fcould . enhance t)ie general's . splendid reputation and undying fame.' ' V' 'e We even doubt if ;we could writeanything that has not been written," and probably better written, a thousand times before. ' I)nlike most other newspapers; we print, every day: in the year,, pleas for the principles .for which General Washington Wash-ington fought ; protests against the abuses and injustices against which he protested so. successfully. It seems7 to us that, by doing these things, we are more truly honoring him than' thosein high station who offer lip service to his memory on February ,22 and proceed to kick his principles in the face every other day. We are nbt against "foreign entanglements' on Febru-ary Febru-ary and for, meddling with Europe and, Asia the rest of the7 time. , . , : - y - We are not for an equal .chance for everyone for a couple of hours, and a continuation of the present unjust economic system the other 8758 hours' annual. '7 r k;-" k;-" i : Why should we . write clarion insincerities about Wash-' Wash-' ingtoh on one day ? We write his principles every day ; we are for them every day. : - ''v Washington may. be anoratoricaL subject;to some "people "peo-ple but he is a daily inspiration to this newspaper and, we hope7 ,to its readers. - . Just Another Scrap of Paper Humorous agreement, part of the "Kellogg peace, pact bearing the signatures of representatives' of the" Japanese empire: : v' . 'The high writracting parties, solemnly declare in the names of - their respective people that they condemn recourse re-course to - war for the ' solution of national policy in :their and renounce it as an instrument of national policy in their relations 'with .one another. r ,'- "'The high contracting parties agree that the settlement crjsolutioa otall disputes or conflicts of . whatever nature or ,of whatever, origin they 'may be, which may arise amon them, shall never be sought except by pacific means." a Ho, hum! ' t . w ' Heathen Armistice Chinese and Japanese, bitterly hating each other, called off their war a day or two ago in honor of Japan's "Empire, day.!' Chinese boats saluted the Japanesecolors. and vice m.-.mm' ' " . ' . . ' ' ' ' versa. v It was the 2592nd anniversary of the birth of thefirst Japanese emperor, y . A 4 " v - y , :sJ Curious Chinese! Curious Japanese ! " How quaint I : X Britishers and Germans, . bitterly hating each, other, called of f their war for a day at Christmas, 1914, in honor if. a" common feastday. ... - ' - v '-.It, was the 1014th anniversary of the birth of the Chris-tiari'Savior Chris-tiari'Savior :" - i - -.V Curious Britishers!:, Curious Germans! s ; . -, :- In the I9f4 episocle it was quickly discovered byhris tiah leaders that any cessation of mass killing by Christians Was damnably un-Christian,; and a few; bh each side were -shot Ho teach the others to resumerthe. Christian practice of .murdering each other. . ' m ' --vr. . Nobody seems to have been shot in Shanghai for failing fail-ing to blast the enemy. But ; then, the oor, benighted Orientals never had the benefit of Christian training and en lightened morality. ; -.V- " i Observations These newtiumorous magazines seem determined : to revive all the old livery stable jokes. - - ", ' " t ' " - . ; m It will soon be time for reformers to let out their annual bellow against one-piece bathing suits. ' Money talks,' but; ihel people who know how to keep it dont. - . - . j ' , . 4 . , t'.,4.- . The, worldmust abandon its goose-step if it yant.s to avoid its swari-song. , , " " ' This Maa and - f u Back -through the history tit th.e human race, ; to its begin- , nina jost lit the 'a?es of - antiquity,' men and women . have been ; ;; 'choosing their' mates, and the institution of marftaga, differing in . " different ftgea, and in different countries., and among different Deoules. has been developing and reaching the, forms ind customs v thAt exist in'tho world toiay.The hWofy, of f marriage J a.. 1 frascinatlng study." and throws muh light on marital problema t' pt thisday and-ag?.";'-' ! i ?;'',? - I Our Washington Bureau has ready for you .'a condensed," btit - Comprehensive outline of the History of Marriage r from ' earliest Weaj to the present .time; ifom primitive promiscuity dmvn to Vnonogamous marrlsge.; You will be interested and Informed byi 'm Fill out the coupon beiovr and scial for.it: -4 Tr- : H V; .; ; .'''if '-'--"V ; ' ' ' ;Tt- i . CLIP COUPON JilERE ' - DepU lCS, Washington Bureau. Provo Evening Herald, , -1322 New .York Avenue. Washington, D. C. - ' , : b wajit ; a copy of , the bulletin IIISTORV ' OP MARRIAGK. and -; enclose herewith five cents In coin, or loose, : uncancelled, ;U. , S.1-5. postage stamps,; to cover return' postage and handling costs: ......... , $ I firn a reader Mho Provo A SCRIPPS.CAHPIELD NEWSPAPER. . : .Kery. AftrnKn, except Saturday, iuid.Sanday,Bfornliff " thibllshed by the Herald Corporation, N". Gunnar Rasmuson; president, In the Herald! T BulldlngiO South First West Street, Provo, Utah. ; Entered as second-class ; ' ' matter at . the postof flee in Provo, Utah, under the act. of March 3, 1879.? & "Ruthman, National Advertising office, 525 Market street Room 523; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan avenue; New York office, itf West' Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 , Trsmont street; Detroit; Michigan", office, TUB TRUTH QUICK .This Woman' 1 !' Evening . Herald. Representative? San -.Francisco. 601 Newv.Center;Bdg:v.x,;' St St Howdy, folks! Hooray, here comes the cashier with our pay check. Anybody know where thtte is a rood crap game? ,--;. " f 'AT movie magnate declares ' the day of the million-dollar film is over.' j Not while the press -agents are alive!' , ; "r HOW I BEAT THE DEPRESSION; , . I ; ; , - - BY ALFRED ASPHALT Dear Sir: These are tough times for us vaudeville actors on the smaU-tlme circuits. For two years I never had a ' full meaL But . that's all ended now. My new contract specifies speci-fies that I go on . after a trained seal act. '. The seal sometimes misses the small fish his trainer tosses to him, and every night I retrieve four, or five herring while doing my buck-and-wlng dance. Oh, boy, what swett fish fries we have after .every .performance! Next season sea-son Fm going on after a Uon act, and hope to snitch a couple of raw beefsteaks every night from' the king . of the jungles! Yours truly, Alfred Asphalt. ' . . -,' LEADERS OF MEN . A most Important man .Is Egbert Lunt; "v He's always first to yeU -Sit 'down In frontl' 3 WOMENIN BUSINESS : High - on the list ; of 'American business women must be placed the : name of Mrs. Agatha Glotv well-.known well-.known explorer, . . who has Just . made $3,000,000 putting leather i .straps., oh alarm ,V clocks, and sell ing Jhcm to rl- ajit tribesmen of Central: Africa fb' use as wrist , watches. T A'government. bureau is taking !a census of insects. If it will send a man down to our old boarding house, it will simplify things. All th insects In the country are there. ' . v r i- " ' - Among the many great objections to war, the greatest is that it is contagious. . . ? : . ' ..,-,.:.,., T-,: TODAY'S DEFINITION r Oven: A. place used for heat-: lng up food purchased . from : deUcatesscn. ' " . Our idea of the height of industry is being-a shop-lifter in a'5-and-10-cent store. ' t-tt-:-' . : HOSIER BREWS DIARY -' (Febtuarie IS) : , . At noon to the , Three-IIours-f or-Xiunch or-Xiunch . clubbe, ; where dine on a greate stew of beef, creamed cauliflower, cauli-flower, mashed potatoes and three slices of rhubarb , pie. . . And anon back to the prlntery, where all the Iciig afternoon" to sleeping with feet on deske. And anon do return home, ' where Dame Brew doth Inquire In-quire If I did have a hard day af the office, and I do answer brave-; ly:.MI did work like a slave, dearie. out I do regret naught of my toll.' because it was all lor my darling J Uttle wtfle!" To which she doth retort; -APPtESAUCEJ" A pox, -a double pox, on a wyfe who will not believe her 7 f ondo and doting husband! hus-band! - :""', T' t ."'J.- ? - '"".:.-';-...-." -. ' . . : " fi .r . ; - Every cloud Jas a silver lining. Imagine all the money that manu-ibcturers manu-ibcturers of red ink must be mak ing these days! it K -1 . f ART SHANNON..'-,;. The Growing - Seasbii Is Upon Us J'l .. are . looking your. ; - - $ You places oyer . . planning this change or that, but do not f know the cost. Let-us help you develop ybuV! plans' and give you a fDrice. on" the conipleted job. Xhe service is worth ical. money to you, but we give it freely. ; Smoot Lumber Co OUT OUR WAY J t 1 - Z HAVG. A M.VOOS V OAST -T'WATCvA l OOkiY- ' ' "4r " ' '' BPiAvOOm. F X l t-UM-X CooLOni SUPPOSE Cr n'WM I-1 vas woo;, NORvKiV Xstakid t- we tvee? cTO ' GUV IO VA4 4EAQT LOOK6 1 -lyVfe!y1 pV-tAat vnnhat f xm vienv U BtHeR. Ap' 1 -MHMSNFOC3T SAPPED. mvOoS- IV 1 oom't jtmakesou .him "T t rr-rj .t THE OBSERVER "All these birds who're telling you "what they're gonna do after tne aepresn siops aepresning j writes opai "jLon t seem to have much imagination... -'Til tell you what I'm going to do and it s. worth doing "Altho not many people have ever heard of them-I know where there are just 54 coral islands in the Pacific Just waiting for somebody some-body to go settle down on them j and have a good time... "These islands have plenty; of good water and , plenty of cocoa-nut cocoa-nut trees and no bugs or insects -r-"There are practically .no taxes. altho the islands are ; technically in a city ana county--strange as it may .seem. -J e43 city ' ana county oecause jf.iniw would give away their location Altho thAvrA htmdrpd's i : of ' .rKles . , I"" T from a paved street or" an k auto- 'A i '"To these, paradises there comes -once in a blue moon a trading schooner-and:.ydu can. Jany m distributor of May-tnlngyou May-tnlngyou want thaAvay-rf - rti washers and ironers, has shown "TheyTeAnierfcan'' territory l f"i-,-A ..u and so youxdon t have ; to be i nU expatrlot and ou can hoist the! old Stars and Stripes" to the top 'cif,, the - tallest palm with. perfect propriety L "There are no' phones noNiars "no roads no billboards no 1 ra dlos no apartment" houses and ao movies - - t ' -"and you can live in perfect peace year in-and' year out.l. , "What's rnore-ou can- live there for practically nothing , - "a few hundred dollars a year would 1 supply Tall your possible ;ants - , " , , ' r ': ";". "Ypu . could i have-;,x a V small schooner and barring storm seasonSail sea-sonSail around amid the islands over the bluest sea underneath1 the clearest sun in the world - 5 "It's about the- last unspoiled spot, on earth and that's why, I'm' ft 4 Clean and Relieve the Unemployed! OUR 1932 WALLPAPER V 'offers you .the Maximum in Decoration ;at a Minimum Cost. ; They are on display' how. .Vr : . May We Show iThem To You? : T . V? Do Your Painting JVith BENNETT'S PROPERTY LIFE , , INSURANCE PRODUCTS ; f : j TIiey A re Made In Utali r If it's Wall Pdper'H Pinti: Glass -: I ; ;v or 'Piciutes,;Jet lis solvft your ; ; . -r--prohlemisr tVv,'? ' f: ; : x: " , t. . - . v:v.-- V'-"Competent V'-"Competent Salesmen Expert W(mn 0ver Forty Years of Continuous Service t- TmTtVzvnl - U.' JIM MARSHALL , not telling where it going, some day. . ." Is. . .hut I'm ift 3fc ifr J Well, Opal we don't blame you for not telling but Old Uncle Jim can made a Spretty good guess haying had aneye on the fslands , f of - Some, years . the islands begin (jith "P" and the county ihey're in begins with "H" and there must be a lot of clever readers who can" solve the puzzle, from those clues . .----.those who can't . won't be able to "'come-which is just too bad. . . AND, LISTEN; A" fellow could certairily have a good time there Tf Ihe could,; only; convince his wife : that 'It's " possible for a girl to get -alens. .without ' permanent javes"V-' -a V ' - . . ' .j W . Mayjag Shows Big Gain In Business The Maytag Pacific - Intermoun- abuay, 1931, according to figures released at . the close ' of januaryi-1932. januaryi-1932. : tr ., ' This increase is an outstanding one in business circles, and Maytag officials are greatly pleased at the 70 per cent business' gain. ' . Progressive, , forward - looking actlvlty will . continue to bring us advancement In., this . depression period writes a .- high; official of the' concern.'' f II I- EXPERT-- l Watch Repairinc: Watches Cleaned . .'. , ; .il5b Clocks Cleaned ;,$1.00 Vary best reading glasses,- $4 V .DELL CHIPMAN ; 138 South Third West, Provo Up;&;PamtUp All BY WILLIAMS OL'GRAMPAW NED OAKLEY WRITES PUNKIN CORNERS. -February 20. Editor The Evening Herald: Dear Sir. an' Brother: I see by th papers that "Ma" Ferguson is goin' to run for governor of Texas again. This 13 a great year for "Ma's." Ma Kennedy is headin' revival meetings on th' Pacif ic coast, General Ma Is leadin' Chinese Chi-nese troops in battle an Ma Hat-ma Hat-ma Gandhi is a pretty Important individual, too. Women are gettin' stronger in politics every day. Effie Hoskins was goin' to run for mayor of Pun-kin Pun-kin Corners, bat she changed her mind at th' last minute. She said she couldn't bear to throw her new spring hat into th' ring. AU over th country, however, rwomen are hoWin important political po-litical , positions. The' hand that used to rock th' cradle is now rockin. W ship of state. , Your local correspondent, GRAMPAW. NED OAKLEY. Wall Street bankers say stocks are too cheap. Why don't they buy up all the bargains and make a killing, or don't they want any more money? YOUR FAMII Thousands of young men who arc juststarting but in life have the wisdom and foresight tc ;-;k : carry travel and pedestrian accident insurance to take care of the, tmexpected when - -' - it. happens. : Many of; these young men recognise that their education has set "-,y'-,dad. and mother, back to the tune of a good many dollars and they r . ' . .f;-W" WANT to show their appreciation by. taking-out an insurance t -"..'. poHcy that pays immediately when accident occurs. Are you one of the thin(ng young men? If you x ; ? ; ' , are well prove it now. . ' " $10,000 Tray el and Pedestrian Accident Policy ;V:5,t t-y-(o Physical Examination Required)- Currt R.R. Pauea Provided im rr Cr ik Palicy St reet Car . . - . v :-c InterurbM Tmtf$ttt Klevatcds . ; ,. Steamship : Steamboat ' Ferry Boau ' A V A r is - ' City . Age tiding Automolin Ago mi $4JTt 0t ttdt mmmmm - - r Sunday , ... . ... . -. Thoughts By C. V. HANSEN "Consider the lilies of the, field, they' toil not, neither do they spin; yet Solomon In all his glory was not arrayed like one of thesei"- Back of the Illy and the rose, back of the landscape, back of all beautiful things that enchant us. there must be a great lover of the beautiful and a .great beauty principle. prin-ciple. Quality Of Divinity r.rv .t.r thi.t twinkles in' the sky, every flower, bids usjook be ... no: Innb hind it for its source; points us to the great Author of the beautiful. Beauty is a quality of, divinity, and to live much with the beautiful beauti-ful is to live close to the divine. "The more we see of ; beauty everywhere; in. nature, in life, in man or in child, in work and rest, in the outward and inward world, the more we see of the creator of the beautiful." -If-, you take no .eauty into your life through the eye or ear to stimulate and develop devel-op your esthetic faculties, y6ur nature na-ture vll b hard, julceless and unattractive. un-attractive. ' - , Our American life tends to kill uns sentiments; to discourage the development of charm and grace as well as beauty; it over-empha-si es the value of material thin.V and under-estlmates that of esthetic esth-etic things, which are far more developed in countries where the dollar is not the God. ' "The vision that you hold In your mind, the ideal that 4s enthroned in your heart this you will buili! your life by; this you will become." It is the quality of mind, of ideals, and not mere things that make a inan. There is no investment which will . give such returns, as the culture cul-ture of the finer self, the development develop-ment ot' the sense of the beautiful, the sublime and the true; the devel ojiinent of qualities that are crush; etl out or strangled irt the men-dollar-chaser. Three men climbed a mountain one day. and on this were .nany beautiful wild flowers. On their way down, one of the men gathered gath-ered a bouquet. The other two did not, and when arriving at" the base, said to the one holding the ixu-quet, ixu-quet, "Where did you get those?" "I -plucked them on my way down," he said. Here were two men who had failed to open their eyes to the beautiful, and missed getting all that could have been had on their journey. See Beauty Everj-where . There is nothaig that will pay so well as to retain the finest and tru- est the most beautiful qualities ininounCement. "He's three, too." - us in order tliat we may see beauty everywhere cnd.be able to, extract sweetness from everything. , Everywhere we go there are a thousand things to educate the best there is in us. E'.'ery sunset, landscape, land-scape, mountain, hill and tree has secrets of charm waiting for us. Whatever our vocation, we should resolve that we will not strangle all that is finest and noblest In us for the s?.ke of the dollar, but that we will put beauty into our life at every opportunity. V APPLICATION ' I ' hereby apply for the $10,000 EVENING HERALD TRAVEL ACCIDENT POLICY .providing for your readers, ' . " ' I. berewith enclose (amount) ($.. .) covering cover-ing your newspaper. registration fee. It. is under-stood under-stood and agreed there will be no further, cost to ,mc. that! will receive my policy In 15 d"a, and V win not dc insured unUl I receive it I Signed ......,.:................; .Address- .,:'! i v.. ...i! Age . . ... n . ; State limits, 15 to 59 Inclusive Premiams, limits, CO to inclusive, Tremium,- ivtrtitemtnt mrt copyrighted by Ilichty itiichti C. Infringement tfl W tTMtemtii, Your Children By Olive Roberts-Btrion NV er HEA 5HVICEI I was coming down the stree,t one sunny mming 'ilh my arm full of bundles, when i saindme I heurd the patter of sinatl feet and tha sound of two baby voices, . "Oh, look at the big bum of -a lady," said one. tot and as I was the only person on the landscape I knew that it was I who had re- i ceived dishonorable mention. JUSt then they raced J past me. two miniature men in overalls, their happy blight faces matching the morning and the sky.; "Hello, there!" I called. "Is this i a race or a game of tag? ' i One stopped and eyed me in the I mo'-t friendly fashion. "It's a race," he lisped. The other one came back then and stood as still as a three- . year-old-can, and he, said, "I beat." A lady on the porch had hexard " the left-handed compliment I had received and started to scold the youngsters. "You mustn.'t say things like that' to ladies," She said-"If said-"If I hear anything like that again I'll bring you right m.u I was sure that only one belonged to her but evidently she felt, responsible for her own pavement, "They don't know what that-mearis," that-mearis," I protested "They're all"; rijrht. I was in their way, anyhow." "I don't allow Freddy to talk that way," she said." "Now mnd,". she called '-warningly' as the, . two small figures skedaddled aiong the diiveway around he house. Tagging Along "I'm not offended," l' laul. ..I.' "Don't be hard on them:" On I went and pretty soon I heard them behind me again. This time they shot past' as I tactfully side stepped and again they stopped and waited for me a little way ahead.' They -had .the cutest little faces and their smiles f. would have melted the Great Stone I' Ji:e. ' 'J'm three years old," announced one baby. I don't know whether It was "Freddy" or not. The tln i-pushed i-pushed him. "He's thiee, too" Ibe interlocutor told me. "That's fine," 1 said. "You'ie almbst twins. Go on and let's see who beats this time." , Away they went, this time back towards home and our short ac-qaintance ac-qaintance was ended. But what had i happened? In the first place, "big bum" didn't mean a thing to them. ' They . had heard some older person say it. In the vsecond place, they had deliberately caught up to me to apologize Jn baby-slyle by smiling and announcing their age. In the third place the little fellow whose tongue the cat; had got, wanted some attention and an Introduction.' Ua trnt hnttt hv th aimnlo an- Who says, that small biains don't work. on their own account? Little: children cannot-tell, their thoughts and they say things they, don't mean. Look into a child's eyes when you want to judge him. ThaVa the way. .1 love children's eyes and mouths.. . Calling it "Inhuman," Louis XVI of France, refuseHn-1775 to accept a gun that would fire ' 40 shots simultaneously. ' . IT -4 C9trtma Friitt in Tdot Uurniac : i j A JnJwrU V W A you are y . .- Jr. r m Ptrjt i - - . TU rrmvUtttm Di4LS3ty' v.:'; rt ' , Fee - W A Sl.w A $1.SS. V 9 . 3 9 J I ' A - j : |