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Show v W i ti: PAGE TWGKv ,; P R O V Q (UTAH). S UNDAYr- H E R-ALD, ! S:U N DrATO CTO BER 5, 193.0. SECTION TWO . i n s Scf ipp-Onficld : Wile- MeraiM .-A A C CHIPPS - 0 AIRFIELD NEWSPAPER Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Mornlrig V PukUshed by the Herald Corporation. N. Gunnar Rasmuson, president, la the Herald v Building, 50 South First West streetProvo, Utah. Entered as second-claw ' matter at the postof flce in Provo. Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Trodalm liberty Oflman, Nlcoll db Ruthman, National Advertising Representatives San Francisco throughout ; " office, 607 Montgomery street; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan avenue; the land" Uew York office, 19 West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 Tremont '-, - street; Detroit, Michigan office, Room 2-266, General Motors Building. . Subscription; terms Bycarrier In Utah countyJK) cents the. month; $2-75 for six months, in ad-ranee;- $5.00 the; year in advance; by mail, in the count; C0; outside, Utah" county, $5.00, R. W. GOODEJLLy Editor and Manager. J. A. OWENS, Advertising Manager, . , T THE TBU Til QUICK 1 : Neither this, nempaper,:nor aby of Its stockholder a or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, publ 16 utility, real estates-promotion or other private business except the publication of newspap ers devoted solely to disinterested , public service. V U9 Traffic and Health w r X . Zaro Agha-;found conditions for life in his native Turkey highly .favorable, rind reached the age of 156 years without trouble; or so, 'at least, his press agenta insist. .However, visiting America to see and be seen, he promptly falls .victim to modern traffic congestion' and gets hit by an automobile before he -can even get past New York. V It doesn't do to inspect each incident of daily life' too : closely. In the hopeof finding a moral. : Nevertheless, there is something rather apt about Zara's Agha's mishap. The ordinary conditions of health, sanitation and medical care in this country are, almost infinitely better than they are in Turkey ; but a centenarian is likely to find that we have raised up - new perils to counterbalance things. Zaro Agha may he freer from the menace of disease here than at homo but if he had stayed at home he at least would nothaye -been endangered by automobiles. V. A Move Against Stunting - Fifty of the nation's leading airplane makers," convening conven-ing at Washington have passeYl-a resolution aiming to out-law out-law the stunting of airplanes except for necessary test Work. The movement is a step in he right direction. t r ' " - In routine army and pavy work stunting is essential. It is also essential, as the airplane manufacturers point out, in'certain test flights. . It is entirely out ol place, noweyer, nt rmhlie exhibitions. Li vesx of innocent bystanders can easily be endangered.' ; ' ; V j v Furthermore, : it is bad business which, probably, is what hit the makers of airplanes. - It does-little goo. to tell the public that flying is safe ;when a squadron of stunters can go'outrand, by doing a ditzy series of flip-flops, persuade the average man mai aviaiion is aner a a pme ioi :uii; devils. HowCy, folks! Hunting " is great sport. You; spend $150 o.t equipment, waste $75 worth rLnine months, in "me Lost of time, and bag one skinny Q- Who is Victor Applet little duck whose total value ' Is about 13 cental y Jfarthis hunting season.' twentylersons have been wounded and , three killed, including a-few ducks.x : ". ... . FACES QUIZ! ! V. JrI gf'.'i .3 b...4f'MBBSCI - . YOUR QUESTIONS j .'You an get an answer to any I answerable question .of fact or' "I Information by writing to Fred- erfcii M. Kirby, Question Kdt- I 1 tor,' Provo Evening- Herald's I j Washington Bureau, 1322 New t I York -Avenue, Washington; D. j C, . enclosing ,, twd cents in , stamps, for reply. Medical and I legal advice cannot be given, J j nor can extended, research be J j made. All other questions will be answered. All letters are j j confidential. You are cordially. y invited to make use of this free I j service as often as you please.: -1 I EDITOR. - - Q. How old is Maude Adams,-. the actress? When did She make her-debut her-debut on trie stage 4. . A. She was, -born November- 11, 1872, and 'made her first appear ance on the stage as a baby of ine months: In "The Lost Child." OUTOURWAY BY WILLIAMS -TeuPrAoMS Buu GAS 2.0 , PamewT Ovi Radio 10 Dollars AMO E ;REKm Doe 'i-inni'a 1 . . O Twt.GRORv EvtR OAV SO FAR -TrH-S PAV- -"LETT'S MAKE IT X CAM SE RlGr-VT MOW. pACV UP MV LUMCrA BOX. 1 ' . ' VI camt afford to BE SiCK Thtic, Pav ... . . , . TODAY Th! lis . is Abner J. !VIcSilo, near- : sighted hunt? . er, - who was bain g' ques- tloned by federal fed-eral officers t Monday. ,Mr. M c S i 1 o is t - charged with ' shooting . at a g o y e mment mail, plane un-.. un-.. . der the - mis- taken belief that it was a wild -goose. lie will' be releasodv ' Photo by AlVin Perry . . - V , We ' still - bclteve, however, ' that the crime wave is due to the want of pinehinpr rather than to the pinching ,of want,r MODERN education. A modern prof. Is Egbert- Bland. " lie "gives a Very thrilling lecture On how to build a hot. dog stand V. And filling 'station: architecture! Married ' life would ' be ' greatly , READER $500M0J000 For Travel - ThQ close of the. tourist season bringsthe estimate that American travelers this sunhner spent noless, than $500,-000,000 $500,-000,000 to visit Europe. That is a-rather big piece .of change; one wonders just. what the American - tourist -fot for;his moneyv J- - . : ' '' - - crobablv. he eot nothing at all. The man aA0. in Parlo nnTv in infest th American bar and ex-! change'home-town.reminisce triot might just as well bo staying at home. But for. the do at reducinff themselves: . most part, very likely, the tourists got, their. money s;worth.i K? . " Even granting the contention that many tourists re-fin re-fin quite, impervious to the effects of this exposure of old-world old-world culture, it is obvious that the effect on America as a whole must ;be considerable. Provincialism ;cannot live vhen people'go traveling oil such a scale. ' ' Interested In Sir Thomas ' : The cup races between the, ' yachts Enterprise and Shamrock drew a great deal of attention. in the newspapers; but it is interesting to' reflect that fully 98 per cent of this interest came.because of the presence of genial Sir Thomas. Lintcn. As- a boxing promoter would sayir'rhomas-was "th' gate " r . ,. - :: ' ' '. v ; - Yachting on this scale is, after. all, aVport for' multimillionaires. multi-millionaires. " Except for an;ardent yachtsman, the spectacle is not particularly thrilling or interesting, especially in view of -the maze of technicalities through which the contestants must struggle. If it had not been for Sir Thomas the American Ameri-can public would iiot. have cared whether the yachts raced H all. -1 ', ' ; " ' . mm '-fell?- Old Mother Nature's Wonders . What' makes the "Northern Lights?" What arc "Shooting Stars?" What is a meteorite? Why is a cornet? What -makes the sky blue2 What causes the "colors of the sunset? Where does a rainbow 'come i from? Did you ever see a "Will o the Wisp?" What " causes a volcano? An earthquake? A geyser? What is, meant by a trainee? I' Why is lightning and-thunder? What is a cyclone hurricane a tornado a' - whirlwind? What causes hail 'and sleet, foj, clouds and mists, wind? Why doe3 it snow? What makes the leaves change color in the fall? : - If you can answer all these satisfactorily to your-self, your-self, you won't be, interested in our Washington Bureau's' Bur-eau's' comprehensive and interesting bulletin WONDERS WON-DERS OF NATURE but if you are curious about the explanation ofsome or all of them, better fill out the coupon below, and send' for the bulletin. It will add considerably to your stock of knowledge. . - ' -i- i CLIP1 COUPON HERE :" . . . , ... NATURE EDITOR, Washington Bureau. . Evening Herald . . .1322 KeW York Avenue, Washington, D. C. y '- - ' . ' ; - . ' -: . ' - ' ' .rCTl'want a copy of the hulletin WONDERS OF NATURE, and enclose herewith five cents in:coin, or loose, uncancell- . i: ed U. S. potage atampa to cover return postage and handling .. c costs: . " " -. :. " NAilB - St -and- No... " City. . -. State. 't Oh, see the Men! What are' the men Doing? i The Men ..are pouring a Drink'. ; What is the drink Made of? The Drink Is made of Wood Alcohol, Glover's Mange Cure, Sheep Dip and eld Iron Filings.; Do the, Men kriow This? Oh My. Not Iho liootlegger told ,Thfm it was Fine Old Scotch. 'Are not the Men ioollbh? Oh My, Ye3! - fi- Jc : ' - '"Now- that the mushroom season is bere,-,why not make it" a felony for a toadstool to impersonate a Shaggymane? " . ABIGAIL APPLESAUCE SEZ: Th enly time some women, ever suffer in silence Is when' they arr under an anesthetic . ' : V 2 Li'l ; Gee ; Gee ; says ' her college sorority-, had a very- 'successful "rushing" - season, pledging thre Cadillacs and a Pierce-Airow.,- :!s A 7 POPULAR MECHANICS I am a reader of the Provo Evening Herald. . CLIP COUPON HERE If you have a squirrel cag&1n your rhome, writes- Seth Waffle. why ; not uulize the energy now going to waste? By use of a1 belt or chain drive. thew heeled cage can 16 made to run nn efficient Utile one-squirrel power fan or. cocktail shaker. --.. . Photo by Albert Allen Li'J Goe-Gee deposited a nickel in a pay telephone, and the operator opera-tor asked .her .what number she wanted. . , - ; - , - "Number, nothing; , yelled Gee Gee, "I want my chewing gum " ODE TO WINTER" When the frost is on the pumpkin And the corn is in the shock, , Then the janitor gets steam up Ami the pipes begin to knock. A large . number of the deer hunters - are' shooting at this fall carry bells around their neck and answer to the name of "Bossy." - " " . - ' , 4 , .. .' YE DIARY; ' . (October f ) ' (Lord's Day.) Up betimes, and to breakfasting upon sweetbreads, cretttied wltfi pimentoes, a . brave and noble-dish, but npt so noble as VII . What is his address ? X A. That is the pseudonym of a ivlhe author X'whose real name i not divulged. He ntay be addressed" in care of The Garden; City Puo-lishing Puo-lishing company. Garden pity New York; . ' Q. Wthat was the wording of the advertisement read by Ronald Coleman in the' metion picture "BulldogDlummond?,, . A. "Demobilized officer, finding peace incredibly tedious would yelcotrie. diversion. Legitimate, if possible, but crime, if of a humorous humor-ous description, no objection. Excitement Ex-citement essential. Reply at once, Box X 10." , --; Q." What does it cost to. telephone tele-phone from New York to Berlin, Germany? - . A. The toll is $35.25 for the first three minutes. v Q. Is there a. room at the Whitft House in. Washington' D. C. called "The Round Room?" Av- No. - . " ' Q. To what country does Plume belong? - - . A. Italy. . Q. What is the present value of United States large" copper cent dated 1828? - ' . A-It is ; Cataloged at 3 to 25 cents.. J-i -. Q: Was Corinne Griffith educated educa-ted in a convent? .,t Av ,xShe was , educated in . the Convent ; of the Sacred Heart Irr- New, .Orleans. , ,,; Q. On what day of the week did September 25, 1904 fall?. ' A. Sunday. '" Q. Howid lhe United States acquire the; Statue of Liberty In New York Harbor? A. It was a present to the people of the "United States from the people of y Fiance, and was designed, to commemorate , the- 100th Anniver saty of American independence. v,; iThiiWeitofOursI , t Its Ronpntlc History , - JLJL "And when yu' come back-come back-come a-Emokln." " IJore than , one outlaw left front ler towhs of the early west with these words rineine in "his ears, .-r-Jt -was advice offered him. by the sheriff as he was escorted to the c'utsklrts of the town. It was the sheriff's way" of tell ing the bad men that they weren't fc anted In the town. The warning meant that If the outlaw intended to 'come back he should -be prepared to use his slx- gun3. I; SCIENCE -- Si'entists have - been conducting exhaustive experiments with cats Here are some of the facts they have discovered abous. puss .She is color blind and lives in a world of twilight. ' . , . She is not afraid of water, but merely reluctant to get her fur wetli If se has to, she can catch fish for food from streams ' and ponds. " - i - . . s'- She- has. an uncanny sense of direction land It is impossible to lose. her. -. ' She is not as intelligent as a dog when, it comes to learning tricks. She 'Is extremely sensitive to ground disturbances . andJ: gives an excellent warning ' of j an " impending im-pending earthquake. : ' Today's Oddity fc r Thirty gold .coifts; :.kiiown as nobles, 'were. unearthed recently at Talybont, Wales, .by, three laborers who were, making a. road. . . , The coins areVsirnilar-?in design to ; the" nobles 'made by:, Edward III , to commemorate the battle of Sluys, which was , won ? by the British merchant navy in 1344! - ' The coins, according V to present day ' valuations. ; have an - actual worth of $5, each, but duej to. their rarity they sold for much 'more. i i -x. y lit J :.tBtRs' OAV SO FAR 7 ) I gf I . FioR -faATuP AKO-r 1 Mtl j .' (Continued from Pase One) big slump, there- have been practically prac-tically no failures of v brokerage fii ms. ' Any ir.an that deliberately nt-tarks nt-tarks stocks, seeking to .destroy xinfidence in their value at. 'this ti!r.i, thereby increasing uncertain-t uncertain-t anil irresolution, is a; public The government . should find a Ay of identifying sucli individuals, it would net be impossible, and neidy namingx them 'would, help, .'or they are conspicuous, import-:mt import-:mt ien. and wbuld not relish public pub-lic disgrace.. , ncn. u. s. Pki.orr. T.R.vViLLirtu- 130 BY NCA SCRVtCC. IMC. "5 One thinK write down, . nnd to-nember to-nember for .future, reference.. This '.y- the time to buy 'good stockii, if on -have . money to buy, and will not be frightened away from them. - Iivit no time is good for gambling. TM PRESSED by the pathos, beau- ty, and Kr.icerity'o'f the Passion Play, Hcmy l'dtd 'cave art auto mobile' to Anton Lung, playing' th pait of Christ. - y ' ' In 1930 that is only one more Fonl cat. Think what it wou'i have been 1100 years ao. The wl; le woi Id, would h.tve looked upon the fiery car as proof of rr.iiaruloua powers beyond human 'conception, snorting, backfiring, witli headlights blazing. It, would luive meant more than half a dozen angol.i c.;pecially r.e'nt down. . A'id. . hud it suited I IJsj divine pur'ppaf, tli founder of Chi istlanity, with such a vehicle, might have escaped . unchallenged fiom His persecutors,' taking HUs principle disciples'-with Him. THE OBSERVER By, Jim Marshall - - .On train- roi. ing westward wa ll into U'lk with a couple who'd een "doincr Europe" during the mmmer and we learned about all the athedr&ls in Franceand all the :a4.hedrsls ' iri Italy and all tha cathedrals -Jn England and about most cf them in Germany vri-they oftly had fbur days In German" end bo were able to look at: only 15 cathedrals it was qui te pathetic" "How do" the people live in France?" we asked and the- young bride said ' "How dot you mean live?" -i-and we said "Well, it mut have been interesting- to go into a French ' 1 homo tor inst&nce ami Tjfe hiw a French wife got along iWablv without any such laborr Jverst-tts-you'jl have when:you gef settled .. '...?" w bit - the i young' bride only rim?le!-'and-her husband said-n1i5t said-n1i5t acquaint idea?" --This somewhat, cynical depart ment, has looked at considerable cathedral archtfpep're i; :.''W-.. V -it. has .wandered around" innido -J-Where nioneV. haa been spent re- trsrdless and where the toil .of thausahds- of men has been, poured out :for years , ..,. . " but alwavs outride not 'a jstohe's throw away there was a slurn'fin' which poor people Hved-J- inf;ilh and misery It seems to ua that if holy men would devote , less time to putting nn cathedrals-r-and singing songs of vague Imagining in their vaulted naves-';' . v end would concern themselves a bit' 'more'. with the homes of the people' themselves rnaybo uoci would like it just as weli- ,and the people might be a bit happierand hrtve o few more things , for which to thank Prov-idende Prov-idende r . We know this is a very unchristian unchris-tian sentiment and apologize for it I most religion seems' to consist in putting on a good show for heavenly onlookers and neglecting humanity I which is allowed to stagger alorig.as,. best ' it can in ignorance. ; . AND, I.TTTEN: If vou ask -'he- philanthropist who wrecks n 'um nndTbuilds decent, homes in its place s greater ny iar tnan ne who build3 a cathedral. Natuireland i Ijon Chaney, the late, film actor, was so adept at makeup ; he was a?ked to write 1 the Encyclopedia Britannica's chapter ; on - the subject, sub-ject, v . Elisha ' Cockefair, ... Connersville, Ind.fc : was walking thru the wood last week when he. came upon a baby ; squirrel lying on the ground. The :little animal was nearly starved, so ' Cockefair put it in , his pocket and took It home. f He gave the squirrel to, a cat who promptly adopted it. . The foster mother feeds it and washes it just as regularly as a kitten would be taken care of. f , v The cat; ; however, can't seem to reconcile . itself tot the squirrel s love of .' lettuce -- and , ovner green foods. " the red pepper marmalade that Dame Provocation hah compounded, compound-ed, which be a royal confection, of a handsome and subtle flavour, n 1 An "audible" museum is planned ''- Berlin,-Germany; records are being assembled , which bear th voices, of Edison.. Lindberghs Mar coni, as well as sounds of all kinds from all -over the,- earth. . . , ' 1 ' JL. - Iceland, it is revealed, has. ha.l onlv three murders in GO vears. Bu jwe'll waged 4bey were cold-blooded ones. . ' K cn'7 fn Texas is reported to have climbed a tree and sat there for three 'days. " Probably trying to equal-the price of beefsteak. .;. Holidays ' in - various localities sweet, methlnks, to make epicures cover two-thirds of the year: 239 cry with joye and gourmets to sing holidays are observed in the dif-hosannas! dif-hosannas! And so to kirke. ferent countries ef the world. Greatest T&eBuging Opportunity ever Offered OR THE "NV.XT in nivc ... 7'"s s'wr.xwura man ever onered before. To balance oar ftoSwWP P2y.e,XVc?a.D)C.Prices--We have taken away the lasr excuse for not putting, safe new Firestone Tires on your car or trucK at once. Now is the time to replace your old tires and hare Firestone Sure-Footed traction during wet, slippery f ., PATENTED DOUCLE CORD BREAKER We have a repair department and can apply new treada and havo a reaay sale for these tires. This great sale includes every tire we have in stock Jirestone Supreme BalloonsFirestone Anchor Heavy Duty Firestone Oldfie'd Firestone Courier Firestone Heavy Daty, I ruck Tires. Drive in today See what we can save youj m This is a Department Store for motorists. We sell and .frervtce i the complete line of Firestone Tires, Tubes, Batteries, Hrake Lining, Rims, Accessories Oil and Lubrication. iVe Se!lS-E-SE'es ona Facte t" 4.5Q-21 OurTlrm MMcmII Order Tirm Rubber Volume... 165 cu. in. ISO cu.in. Weight l.HOlbs. 15.G81bs. Width.... 4.75 in. 4.72 in. Pliea at Tread...... plies 5 plies Cords per Inch.... S5.5 eorda 24 cords Price.... $.35 Q.35 Compare Quv Prices Too OLDFIELO OnrTir -KM.il Order (Cash Price) 4.40-21S5.55 40-21 6.35 4.75-19 7.55 5.00-20- 8.15 55-18 8.98 5S-21 9.75 6.00-20-12.55 OQivt Sixes Proportionately Lew $5.55 6.35 7.55 8.15 8.98 9.75 12.90 1. D. THUCK TIRES 30x519.45 19.45 32x6. 34.10 34.10 COURIEH OnrTIre &fail Order (Cash Price) Tire 30x3-S4.20 $4.20 4.40-21- 4.79 4.79 4.50-21- 5.35 5.35 AIVCZIOB Super Heavy Duty PATENTED, 2OU0LE CORO -: DREAKER Our Tire 4fM.il Order Ch Price) 8aperTir $9.75 10.25 11.75 13.65 15.15 17.10 18.95 23.45 Other Sliee Proportionstelr Low 4.50-21-S9.20 4.75-19J10.20 .5.00.19-10.95 S-5-20J12.35 5:ff0-20.13.90 6.00-20-14.70 6.50-19-17.40 7.00-20.119.05 BATTERIES 13-PIate Sentinels. Lets Sl.OO For Your Oiatiattcry JLA "Mail Orderf or "Special Brand tire Is made by some . unknown , manufacturer and sold tinder a name that does not-' identify lum to the ..public, usually becanse he builds his "first grade tires under his own name. Cot22oin and criamhio the Tire Sections the Facts speak or themselves Wc Itiave YQUIl GEZE Tir&s licady-. licady-. Strive 5n TUPBAY! ' ' JBr? 223 WEST. CENTER , Y PHONE. 2G0 |