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Show AGC TWO PRO VP (U T AH) E V E NING HERALD, SUNDAY, J UN E 8, 1 9 3 0. SECTION TWO OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS TODAY Scriro CanfieM A SCRIPPS-CANFIELD NEWSPAPER . , Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Morning Published inr the Herald Corporation, N. Gunnar Rasmuaon, president. In the Herald Building, 60 South First West street, Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postofflce In Provo, Utah, under the. act of March 3, 1879. Troclalm liberty Oilman, Nlcoll & Ruthman, National Advertising Representatives San Francisco throughout office, 607 Mpntgomery street; Chicago officer410 North Michigan avenue; Tanfl, NewYork office, 19 West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 Tremont ine iana street; Detroit, Michigan office. Room 2-266, General Motors Building. Subscription termsBy carrier In Utah county, 60 cents the month; $2.75 for -ix months, In ad- ,vcLH:v . year la advance; by maUln the county. $4.50; outside Utah county, $5.00. IL W. GOODELL, Editor and Manager. J. A. OWENS. Advertising Manager TUB TRUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nbr any of Its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any, political party, publio utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. clI- if3 L . Howdy, folks! There is only one tldngthat prevents us from carrying carry-ing out all the direction the golf instructor glee us. v We're not a contortionist j t- ' ' Another difficult feat of contortion contor-tion is that of the congressman who tries to carry water on both shoulders while keeping his ear to the-ground, : , I INNOCENT! 1 , 3 Arrested early thi morninir !v health department officials. Lmo der J. Listerlne was charged with tacking signs on his summer cot- vfvW IM W1e' announcuig tM' " W that the house i -X fl was quarantined f o r, whooping cough, smallpox, typhoid fever and i Lngworms. . v "I wa only trying . to keep my wife's relatives from dropping In to npoau the summer," Mr, . IJsterine explained, ex-plained, plaintively. lie was discharged dis-charged , : t .' Another! good ground for divorce is when a doctor's wife commences eating an apple a day. " The sports scribe reports on the yrogreHi of a "rookie" N . April 10 McGoof lsv a sec-, sec-, ond Ty Cofcb. Wo predict a brilliant future for him. June 7 As exclusively pre- dieted in this column, young KcGoof Is not yet ready for fast company. ' Many a woman who marries a self -made man finds that sheis compelled to make extensive alter ations. : : ' -V,S, Provo Needs More Water nr. ' Continued low pressure in the Provo-water mains has forcibly brought to the attention of the citizenry the fact umi me cuy neeas an lncreasea water supply ipr tne snorc-tfire snorc-tfire which exists! here during spring and earlysummer. The Provo city commission is now considering a reservoir reser-voir plan; prompt attention should also be given to acquiring additional water that may be had on a satisfactory basis. -v Provo city is growing rapidly, and will continue to do so. While the present season has been exceptional as to water supply, it has shown the people of Provo that a greater great-er supply is badly needed for the emergency Unit exists before be-fore the late spring water is available to relieve the situation. situa-tion. , . The fire hazard, with the kind of pressure that has existed ex-isted in Provo, is a grave one. A blaze of large proportions in the downtown district with the recent inadequate pressure pres-sure for the firemen's use, would mean a tremendous disaster. disas-ter. . . t - Present emergencies and future needs of Provo in the always-vitii) question of water murt be cared Xor. Additions to the water supply, as well as the excellent plan' for providing a reservoir, should be considered by the city commission at once. Gas Line Extensions Coming A Hack To School --r 1 WAKE A SENTENCE USING THE WORD: mm INDEMNIFY? I don't know Indamnlfy care! ' ' Some rtdlo announcers speak terylowly. Anotherstelklikethis. . si! . . Be that as it may. It. W. Ginn in r. prohibition agent in Seattle. DAILY PUZZLE -( Advt. in Tacoma Ledger) roUR-KOOM heated apartment fumUhed with walnut and ovcr-stuffed, ovcr-stuffed, fireplace and disappear Ing men; $120. 805 So. Alns-worth. Alns-worth. " ,: ! The height of futility, according to U'l Gee Gee, is trying to be modest while cllmbiog into the i umble, seat of. an automobile. V,- 'BTKANGEIl THAN FICTION This is . a photo If the C. Loom is Allen public utility interests of New Yorkcarry out their avowed intention of extending the gas lines "to include the entire county from Lehi on the north to Payson on the south, the much-disputed gas question should quietly fade away. Such an extension of Utah Valley, Gas company lines, to be accomplished by the expenditure of approximately $000,000, means that the extreme south end of the county as well as. the north end, in which the staunchest supporters of natural gas have been heard will ,f be served with Utah county-made I gas, In the most efficient manner possible. The. north end of the county has made just demands for service with gas. If this service can be provided by the C. Loomis Allen interests with United States Steel gas, it is greatly to be preferred over natural gas. The value, of the United States Steel corporation's plant to this county is so well known, and has been touched upon so much in1 detail, that further discussion of it seems unnecessary .It is certain cer-tain that the use of the steel company's important by-product, gas, for distribution in this territory, when full county service is to be provided, is the least that this territory can do to assist its own industrial development. V We believe that the northern cities of Utah county will be fully converted .to 'a forward-looking policy to provide them with needed gas service of an efficient type, which will continue and augment the use of the gas manuf actured by United States Steel. v - The northern cities of Utah county rightly want gas. Now, if the asserted intentions of the C. Loomis 'Allen interests inter-ests are carried out, they will have gas of good quality, at a reasonable price, and in the hear'future. What more is to be -desired? ccll the promised extension of Utah Valley Gas company lines is carried out, Utah county does not need and DOES NOT WANT natural gas. We feel sure that the county commission, com-mission, after their thorough and deliberate investigation of the situation, handled in a most commendable .manner, will see the wisdom of this, and that a Utah county natural gas franchise will NOT be granted if the promised extensions of present lines are carried out as promised. YOUlt QUESTIONS ( You can get an answer to any answerable quesUon of fact or j information by .writing to Fred- j erick M.-- Klrby, Question EdI- for; Provo Evening Herald's J j Washington Bureau, 1322 New IYork Avenue, Washington, D. enclosing two ' cents '. in stamps for reply. Medical and legal advice cannot be given, j j .nor can extended research be j made. All other questions will j j be answered. All " letters are j confidential. You are cordially j invited to make use of ihls free j service as of Un as you please, j' " EDITOR. : v ' Q. At what time of day was '.'resident Lincoln shot and when ild he die? A. He wad shot &iv the 14th, of f pril between ten and ten-tint ty i. m., and died the next Morning a wenty-two minutes aflfir seven. Q. What does Barbara mean? .-A. .-A. A stranger, a foreigner. Q. How can one extcrmlr.at :6ckrouchea.Vnd ants? A. To destroy cockroachos, dust he floor' vitnconinierclal 'sodium luoride. either pure or diluttd vMth ne-halt of some other subutnc juch as flour or gypsum. Tus .horoughly over all floor space and ;nto the hiding placed of the intK-cU j'ou'se" ahts can be destroyed by noistfnlng a small amount of tar tar emetic'' and powdered sugar ir equal parts and pnttinu thU where they aie seen. iWp thU'out o' each ef children and pets, as it i. poisonous. . you give me a definition of love? ,m , s A., It is a strong 'complex emotion emo-tion or reeling- inspired by some .hing, as a person or a quality, co.ua Ihg one to appreciate, delight in ,i:nd irave the piescnce or pOHsession Oi Oae object, and to please or pro ..lote tha welfare of that object. . Q. Is a citizen of the Uniteo N:'tates, who is employed Jn a foreign sountry, and is earning hU income here, subject to the income tax in he United States. ( . . . f. ea. . - Q. liow high is sea level? . x. It i-4 the level continuous with Lhat of the surface of the ocean at mean tide, and recognised as s .aandard base "for measurements of height and depth. '- Q. When was Dwight Morrow appointed ambassador .to Mexico, and by whom? ' A. He was appointed September 20, 1927, by President Coolidge 7 j. '; 1 ! Afeil "L UV4 1 ' NO OTKE.R APPOiMfMCM-pS. i I ' XTl4tMK X'UU ' rwe A FROM "fi-V UX5K OF Tr4KJC HAve. To BE. W TOO -iJ& Ti-AHS JoST DOaT TKtKJTHvb' J 1 soKeNmeRs I TM' ouo orimvm' fountiajm : I r euss . THf boss NqI .-spt-Aswes' a-v over vou .. r ooktt seem -r JrRe -ro6 Syjuhm sou cet A ORiMW . . NgeNOO IGor'AM0rAMD ttHW riM W$0? XY APPOtMrMKiT L TS SVMEAT. " JY ' ' NAOvTA JOS, (-y . C - f,. ' ' mti us PArZr. lHEV CHASER - eRV,C ' ' - ' .' '.... ', , 1' fS v) - ' ' : I : : tContinud From P On) money ;-.s. the -oms.n is 'not as desira"ble 'charm and baby woman." THE ooy that invested one dollar "l in m derhy lottery and won SH9.0OU, "split the money three v.ays1" HI brother; got $25,000, he kept $35,000 and gave hia lather $70,000. Theie was. net-a quarrel. EbTt that-hvwaa gtCCing about all the eal nioiu:y In the world. Everything is comptaative. Many men in the United States would call the .total '$149,000 "not worth thinking tbout." RXTISII. mountain "climbers abandon the attempt to con- q.;tr Kancht-njunfea, and transfer !.tU-nti.a tv anotlier mountain in A: called Jon-sor.g 2400 fet . 4:1 jjj o: tion to size the Jonsc-n jx-ak" i3 rot as as one of ihe ll.le mugh spots on an orange. Infi a-jiiicioscopic creatures cliiiibin' sucli an orange "peak" wuuM equal the. achievement of any Human climbers. We climb or lly up, -less than one-thousandth part oi the eaith's diameter, and ptaiac ourselves. r'ENKIUL ATTEKBURY, head of the Pennsylvania railruaJ. pluns a Chicago to New Yor k train to make Ihe run in fourteen hum, doing 90 miles an hour by electric power. - If Pennsylvania engineers have planned it, the thing will be duiir, undoubtedly. - Aii ships will make the run in three houis. before very long, tuid a slight clianye in transpoi tatioii im -thods atujht bring on the eaith's surface a speed of J.'iO or20 mile.s an hour. . . THE OBSERVER By JIM MARSHALL (This column' is --guest-conducted '.,y Margaret Papit. J.M.) '----. The ether night a young man asked Edith how things were going with, her -iand Edith started to answer but choked turned misary-laden eyes upon him and proceeded to inburt.en herself of the anout aw-rul aw-rul tale Of woe you ever heard it seems she'd been working overtime for a week -and the- who... office force was terribly upset. . .. . . ' . Thcre'd beeh an inspector arounJ and things were in an avful mess and Edith was expected -;: to help straighten them out r ' and she poor thing was : jus: on' the" verge of a nervous br;eak-down br;eak-down and in addition she had a Otvwhat-day-cf the week didCoId-in thchoad tafc was rendering August 9 and December 6, 18S7, fail her. A. Both fell on Tuesday. Q. What is the value of a twenty-cent piece dated 1875? A. It is valued by coin collectors it 5 to SO cents. ... Q. When . did the last total ecl : pse-of-the sun occur ? A. The most recent total eclipse t -the sun occurred April 30, 1930, indwas visible as total in north-jrn north-jrn California, Oregon, Idaho, Ne ada and western Utah. Q. Where is the largest chair ir J ihe world? - v A. At Thomasville, N. C. It was erected as a monument to the thai: ndustry, is 13 feet high, front legs six feet high, seat six feet wide and xsntaius enough wood to manufacture manufac-ture 100 ordinary chairs. -tQTTWhat does the term "grass X-idow" signify? AA. Women liying apart from tlvei: husband., cr who are divorced, are .'requontly called "grass widows." France and Russia are tha only A suit wlfh a stop-loss pocket is two countries which owe the United ; the latest, invention: the wearer of States monev and have not made a the .suit can siaua onn refunding agreement. , A'". j r.ght himself without losing a d.me of Eric Woodpllo, the moit original man of hi gener ation. Mr. Wood pile is tcaid to be the only-fllwer tourist in the Unit e d States whodoe not W e a r a green .yet.i n.. anving. - , , n . The chief trouble with most defunct de-funct companies is that the only " liquid as3tj they possess are about a quart and a half. ' rOKEIt PESTS BlcOoofy blood-. blood-. I'd gladly hed. Ho alwayn qulU When hc' ahead! ft . What ha become of the man who laughs when his wife plucks out a Kiay hair? Oh, ialhat he over there, trying to -train a couple of hairs to cover his bald 'donie? . ".i Lll Gee Gee says the moonlight is no bright where fihe spends her summer vacations that the wis die of Insomnia. n . & ft Th census will show the num ber of radio sets owned In the United States, but ,it von't show the number of persons driven crazy by radio sopranos. :;- tf .-sic,1 'J--': Escaped convict in Colorado was found in a swimming pooh ' No doubt he was trying-toaake a clean getaway. A ' ;,. t Li' ' ART SHANNON. ' 1 v. SLAP! Did youkUl that moth? Maybe you will be surprised sur-prised to learn that the litfie insects you crushed be-tween be-tween your p?Jms have imperfectly developed mouth parts and could not feed upon your clothes even it they vnshed. But they can and do lay thousands of eggs which develop into works or larvae, and these cause the damage , Our Washington Bureau has already for you a r-nmrt and authoritative bulletin on Clothes Moths, ..-1 vowto -ftf ihft nessts and every known .. . . - 11 . f.nm Animrr damaffe. JB ill metnoa 01 prevenxing kueur-nwi- out the coupon below and send for it: COUPON HERE CLIP ciAthes moths editou, ; Washington Bureau, Provo Evening Herald, 1222 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C. i A- ant a copy of the bulletin CLOTHES MOTHS ANU THEIR CONTROL and enclose herewith live cenia 1.0 coverv return postage and handling costs: NAME if it- CLIP COUPON HERE ST, & NO. CITY STATE I am a reader of the Provo Evening Herald. A.- ' . Atlanta, Ga.. 'had two names before be-fore it we.s called Atlanta; when it was founded in 1837 it wa3 . called Mat thasville; when it became a rail road center it was called Terminuj; it was later changed to it3 preson' name. ? -j-dear, dear! well, just blotto and if only the inspector hadn't iome just when iic did and sd forth ... .'''. The young man to whom Edit'i .vas unburdening herself looks, amused . . and' asked her why. she didn't get a job as an inspector instead t one df the inspected and thai .as that " but it set me thinking Edith's troubles bring to minvl the old saying aboiit a ship being a' iittle wcrld in itself it occursto me that that's trur it' every office in town each little office world containing more trag jdy every dayr-.than you can shakt a stick at Working in an office ANY of.'ic is a tragedy in itself the four wa li the tension tlr naddening din of typewriters an', telephones intermingled mayb' with the rasping voice of some f e mala telling-. .what "SHE said ta th janitor the night before ye god3l of course a cabin ir the woods has troubl3 too but brother your nerves don't shriek a' ycu and' when. the old nerve network net-work 'is percoiating steadily you can stand ANYTHING , - . .". Trouble is just sumpin to liug' at when you're buoyed up vith r heaity breakfast eaten with your old friend ' Gusto accompanieu bj "ot3 of uncpntaminted oono an ' the grand feeling that you're earn .ng it ail by the sweat or your bro ; ncthing petty. .hemming you in on four sides " . out in the hills you grow an'.! expand and develop app:eciut'on , AND, LISTEN: That's worlh more than the bigge3t office paycheck pay-check in town and why den t f elk. get hep to themselves?" ' Lnieira COM n El N 193. ew birds TO CLOSE OUT OUR STOCK SIIOELL-TOBLER NUPTIALS PLEASANT ; GROVE. Mr. and Mrs. Fred C. Shoeli announce thv narriagc of their daughter Louisr to Don Tob'.er.cf Eunkerville, Nev on Thursday, June 5, at the Sab Lake tnmple. Miss Shoell is well known and re spected in our community and M ob'er his recently p:rp.dnr.t:d from the B. Y. U. with hi3 degree. I This West of .Ours Its Romantic History : -, - , -The government's" efforts to control con-trol the birth rate among-coyote Vy t applr.g nhd-poison'ng thm l 's be"- ''Hiy attacked by eas ern naturalists. Tho war against the coyote has been - declared , because of the im mense losses the animal causes thr sheep and cattle herds of w'esterr ranchers., ' - " Some nauralists say that poison ed nfeat killed more fur-bearing ani iivlj than it did coyotes, and that i , the 'rrcisdring and trapping kept on wild life would soon be exterminated exterminat-ed in the vest. ' . Charles 'C. Adams of the New "oik state mrrseum, declared that If Mie coyote was obliterated, there would be "such an increase of r-at? and other rodents that an eve-worse eve-worse state of affairs would be c; cited for the iauchars !-piiE YALE VALLEY NEWS says . half the undergraduates are guilty of cheating at examinations. , And such cheating according to the Yale News hi a matter of 'amusement 'amuse-ment to 'the faculty." It ought not. to be n mutter of amusement,, und the fatuity uVmtd the charge. , . Grct"hen Guernsey of Pittsbuigh ICari., has the distinction of be?n lire entrre graduate clf.s.'! of 3?att?i jcjO'.I school, Vest Branch, Iowa. The fez is no longer part of Tur-l:ey3 Tur-l:ey3 rational costume; hals hav? been subiitltuted as h-adgear. A student who cheat in examln-tiwns.would examln-tiwns.would consider hiinself dis- ac J.if lu cheated in f poi ts or at aaibling. - Why no to co'.hge if ycur Lruin ; net more ia.poitant than your gs. 1 ? 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