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Show PAGE TWO SPBOVO (UTAH) SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, MARC H SECTION TWO -M M. OUT OUR WAY By Williams 23, 1 9 3 0. TODAY Tike Mr&M.'. A SCRIPPS-CANFIELD NEWSPAPER .. r . ft . ,-.-.!:... Every Afternoon, except Saturday and Sunday Morning MRS. rlOoPU IS UjM-r -TbUlia CASOAi X5ASOd T5A50U f ScripptCanfield "Proclaim liberty . throughout ' ' .. Published by the Herald Corporation, N. Gunnar Rasmuson, president, im the Herald -. V . : Building, CO South First West street, Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postofflce In Provo, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Gllznan, Nlcoll & Ruthman. National Advertising Representatives San Francisco office, 607 Montgomery street; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan avenue; New ; York office, 19 West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 Tremont street; De-troft, De-troft, Michigan office. Room 2-266 General Motors Building. Subscription term By carrier in Utah county, 50 cents the month; $2.75 for six months, in advance ad-vance the year In advance; by xnall. In the county, K-50; outside Utah county, $3.00. H. W. GOODKIXi, Editor and Manager J. A. OWENS, Advertising Manager r THE TRUTH QUICK :- . ,- Neither this newspaper.-nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly : or jndlrcctly, with any political party, publlo utmty, .real estate promotion or- other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. : Howdy, folks! Diplomat at the dijrmaroent conference, a wrlliar says, ' are pouring oil on the troubled waters. " . Yeah, banana 11! ' rj, ' if cT'" ' Phonograph store advertises sale of double-face records.. Some of the beat double-face records we know of are owned by congressmen who yote dry arid think vret. . j ; POPULAR SCIENCE I This Is Prof. Herman Bewax. i noted student of human life, who has Just discov ered, after years of research ana study, that there , axe " only two . things the aver-a aver-a g e ' husband wants around the house: UJ Mora ash trays, and (2) fewer relatives. Photo by Jim Watson. I . y?'y ' ? News dispatch reports a , boy born in Ohio with five arms. t What a sweel shortstop that kid will make! - .y ' , Tn 1 Fatal Automobile Crash ;: Some misunderstanding on the' details of the recent fatal automobile accident on the state highway, in which C At Smith and Thomas W. Davies were killed, still appears to The A. V. Washburn service station on Provo bench was in no way connected with the tragic occurrence. , The car owned by A. L. Stallings or Richfield had been at the service station, and was started from there by pushing when starter trouble developed, it was proceeding under us own power ai the time of the crash, some 115 feet from the station. : The Stallings car, which was 3 feet on the pavement; was not at all at fault for the crash, according to the report of Utah county attorney's office. The Davies car, proceed ing at .what, officers report was a high rate of speedchcked fenders, with the other machine, the driver apparently not having, seen it until close upon it. . -r. 7 Then came the disaster. Another warning for motorists to use greater, care, and less speed. - . " r Drive carefully! . - . . Blgn In ancient, dilapidated hotel ; This Ain't the Waldorf-Astoria. 1 j If It Was It Wouldnt Be Here. I i You Alnt J. P. Morgan. If You Was .You Wouldnt Be Here. 1 j Wo Know This Hotel Is on the j ; I Bum Well, How About Your- self? stores is painted the colts-foot, as a sort of trade mark. : A su?zested trade mark for the lAmerican drug. store la a lettuce 'sandwich. ; . - . , f ; v 4 ' 1 " CANDIDATE FOB THE ,ii : POISON IVY CLUB, j ; The boxo 'who gives you a bo no-crushing: hand-anaue. in ; j order to Indicate that be Is an 1 l ' i 1 i t " A A." Al.l-lmav ta fn Whfl MLTt r member when a cocktail shaker, a siphon bottle and a pint of grena- dlne weren't considered necessary articles' of household equipment. 1 L-ji : 7 Tlie Failure of March v The month of March must be marked down as a failure. It never auite stives satisfaction. Year after year it makes gaudy pixmises, and always it follows them up with perfectly perfect-ly atrocious performances. Something, obviously will have to be done about it. In other months you know what to expect. In January, Janu-ary, for instance, you look for. mean weather, and when it comes you are ready for it. And in June the promise of. a bright dawn is generally fulfilled.- But March-rMarch gives you a day that begins well and. ends badly. It follows a spring morning with a winter afternoon. Jt is always raising rais-ing your expectations and then letting you down.;v It is," in short, a month that contents itselt with giving hints.,, Every now and then it produces a day that shows what spring, when it comes, is going to be like. The householder, house-holder, astir after his winter's hibernation, sets out gaily, and mutters in his beard about garden seeds, lawn fertilizer and such; but he does not get his soliloquy finished before the sun vanishes and a cold blast from the vicinityof Greenland turns his back yard into an Arctic tundra 1, x - All of this is hardly fair. Surely-we. have a right to know - what to expect. March is either pne thing nor the other. If this new 13-month calendar- can aTbdliShTM-arch, by all means let's have it. a " J H f f v However,, it is probable that March was devised for our education. For it is more or less our fate to be buffeted about; March-fashion, all our lives. We get great hints, every now and then, but they seldom bear iruit.- If hie is always to promise -things and then withhold them, perhaps it is a good thing that we should have one month in the year to remind s of it.'" It 'keeps us from getting vainglorious :&n indictment has been found,. or and COCky. ' ' ' - ' ' '. -. T ' ' - s t' bring In a witncsfl, who' does not ; vOf corse it, won't do to get too prof ouiid about it.V As a ify; subpoena. it is so called I YOUR: QUESTIONS f You can get an answer te any answerable question, of fact or information by writing to Fred-; I Prick M. Klrby, Question Edl- j tor, Provo Evening Herald's j f WaeAlngton Bureau, 1322 New I York Avenue, Washington, D. j C, enclosing two ' cents In stamps for reply.' Medical and I legal advice cannot be given, I nor can extended research be I made. All other questions will j be answered. All letters are I confidential. 4 You are cordially I Invited to make uai of this free service as often as you please. ' I 7 EDITOR. I . ' . . " Q. Are there any Apache, Black- feet and PawneeIndian tribes in the United States?. . , . r A. Apaches reside in California; Blackfeet ' in Montana and South Dakota and Fawnee3 in Oklahoma.' Z Q- ' If a rock weighing 50. pounds was dropped into the- pcean at the deepest place': would it sink to the bottom, or' Jtloat at a certain depth? v A. There is not sufficient buoy ancy in the water to keep it afloat and it would sink to the bottom. Q. Are - the emanations from radium ra-dium positive or negative? A. The U. S. bureau Of standards says that radium emits three dif ferent radiations (1) , alpha rays, which consist of a stream of posi tively charged particles, each of which has a mass four times that ot, a jiydrogen atom and a positive charge of tvo electronic units; (2) beta jays, which are negative elec trons 'moving ; with high Velocity; and, (3) gamma, rays, which area penetrating, radiation of a "r very short wave1 length. r Q. What states lead in the pro duction of potatoes? A. Minnesota ranks first with Maine a close second. ' ! , ' i Q. Where does guano come from? A. Guano, the accumulated ex crement of sea-birds, Is found in the dry climate of .the" Peruvian coast and elsewhere, on. ocean isl ands. ' .. .. . ; ' -v " Q. Does the sun actually draw water from the earth? . A The expression the "sun draw ing water" is somewhat of a misnomer. mis-nomer. The heat radiation of the sun has the effect of evaporating waterwhich in the form of very mimitA articles rises, and event ually form ' clouds - when the mois- Lture..so.evaporatetJ4c6nenses in the cooler upper air. - The process s not visible and is not felt by human beings. Q. -What Is a "bench warrant"? A. A -process issued by a court, Or "from the bench," for the attachment at-tachment or arrest of a person; either in case of contempt, or where AAA"1 SH SAVS" EF- VOT VuAWTAdv p "BReKus-r, vo,'' cAa. go "rmpna ;.UiAtMLi-f''"fReB AUV SrllAiAiV UP tT wv. BtT, LiSEHi AH AAiV UO AM " A " S-Tove ' HoWP Vo t lAK 11 MARP. HAVe QT goup fclAMOAJPS -iMrS TTb; BRLlAlC A0T UP A flliRPLE QF, 1U A "DEUJELRV s-tcr, UIIaPOVAj SOME POACHEP A3S A KlMO CQliLV VJEAR 1TtQt A: CROUJAi - AM COFFEE PAT WOtiLP S-TRETTcH -TrvT ? AiJp RUBIES, TFALLlAlO. QtS ROVAU VELVE-T breakFas-t iaJ BEP 4 EGAP f -TO COMVilUcE AM AUIAKE'. - rnK am' coffee pA-r , -v -- MVP:! -M3 WOtiLP S-TRE-TCK -Trv' ? i W.Wi KlOSTRILS OF" A M0O5E ) ' - life -RBCLiMiAie 1 jl : j. (Continued From Page One) Michigan In Chicago," or 57th and Park avenue In Newt York. AH those southbound ( cars take American money, to a very ably managed Mexican resort, with good music, good food, excellent French and dthr wines .at: reasonable., prices. . . ' '.,. In the.casmo .you may-. lose as . much as you ooose. Part of "it H accessible only to those wearing "evening dress." ; Fine golf link's, and one of the finest. race courses In the woill, offering this week the World' biggest purse' for one horse race, $150,000, are part of Agua Callente's attractions. . ' It Is said the Mexican government govern-ment will abolish all gambling within with-in the republic. Probably, however, an exception will be made in favor of thirsty Americans with a taate for roulette, baccarat, and similar mental relaxation. They are bound to get rid of their money somewhere some-where -why not hand it to our Mexican friends? Some of it Jh (spent for roads, some for goovl schools. yHIS western country, reads with interest that the "call moneys interest rate in New York is two per cent today and what explain the sudden drop from fifteen and' twenty per cent to two, per cent. There is no -such cheap money out hero and the west wonders how Wall Street does It. V THE OBSERVER By JIM MARSHALL i Local i Housewife tonia ' roUo-i Sirs. Petunia Poison wins the : prize, a hand-carved butterball, of fered every weeK Poison ' suggests that a little glne mixed with -the will p tt froui drip ping out of a lettuce sandwich. Photo by Carlyle Hinckley, , r I A new Diesel engine f ctf automo biles has been invented that will run on melted butter. ; Wonder how many miles It gets to a churn- - i a ft - - ; : ART SHANNON I This West of . Ours genei-al rule it 'is safe to, beware bt any writer wnn ne starts tossing 'lifeVVman and "fateinto his sentences. y1. That indicates, generally, a disordered liver or a disappointment in love.- Still,' there is no law against drawing deductions ; and it really is possible to make somehing out of March. ' For if March gives usa" distant glimpse . of earthly wonders without ever really letting us taste them,4 that is also the way of the world generally. It, is prodigal of dazzling surmises . There are many mountain peaks from which the premised lanican be seen. Reaching it is another matter, possible onTyto the supremely lucky. , Disappointment is all most of us an expect. " - ' - y .Still, xck know it is there. We have our crlimrjses. and VZ,JZ bnei I they are something. For the bright mornings of March i submitted to this us Know mat me eann wcapauie ox uttier uungs, even ix department. Mrs. i a raw, rain-laden wind does follow after. And that, in the month of March, and m the rest-of hie general, is what keeps us going. V ' Honored Its Bomantle History : Jim Bridger' and BUI Jackson " were scouts of the old school. They had grown up together on the plains. During their . friendship they had developed a friendly rivalry as to wuVJ was the better shct with a rifle. ': ', While conducUng a wagon train thru the Indian-infested west, they decided to end the quesUon once and for -all by conducting a modern mod-ern "William TelL" The pair marked mark-ed , off a distance and flipped . a coin for the .first shot. Jim Bridger Bridg-er lost. so he took the first shot. A tin cup, half filled with liquor,-was placed on Jackson's head.' Carefully Bridge aimed. He fired. The shot" knocked the cup to the ground, shot straight thru the center. cen-ter. Jackson abused Bridge" for spilling the liquor and claimed that when he "shot he wouldn't splU -a drop of the whisky. So he plugged "up the handle of the cup with mud. The cup was placed on Bridge's head. Jackson, aimed and- fired. The bullet cleared out the mud in the handle, but the cup remained Etar.ding on Bridge's head; the liquor unspilled. It cost the mayor and the city cf Londcn approximately $11,00 to r-4in the delegates to the naval BRAIN TEASERS 7, -'Did -you ever solve the problem of How Old is Ann? . Or that one about driving nails at a penny to start and double for each naii? EveT get asked about , the speed of a bullet fired at a man on a moving train? ' Or about the steel band stretched around the earth? Or how far the man walks from end to end of a mov- " ing. train? . - ' . , They're all in our Washington Bureau bulletin MATHEMATICAL PUZZLES Aim PROBLEMS. You'll find it full of interesting material on problems that have puxzled you. Pill out the coupon below and send 'for it:. ; .. ' ! : 1 . CLIP COUPON; HERE PUZZLES EDITOR . ! rr Washington Bureau Provo' Evening Herald, V 1322 New. York Avenue, Washington, D.C. I want a copy of the. bulletin MATHEMATICAL PUZZLES AND PROBLEMS and enclose herewith five cents to covr . postage and handling costs: NAME ...... ST. & NO. CITY STATE I am a reader-of, the Provo Evening Herald. ; CLIP COUPON IIERE t- ' issued by a justice-of the- peace, alderman or a. commissioners Q. How" much does it cost to maintain a midshipman four years at the United States," naval academy? acad-emy? " ' ' ' A. i About $12,000. ' x Q. What is Jai-Alai? "A. The national hall game of Spain.- It is, a combination of three games, tennis, handball and lacrosse, la-crosse, and originated in . the Basque Bas-que country of SpAig in the 17th century. Tbe terrific speed-of the game calls for great strength, endurance,, en-durance,, skill and dexterity. Eight balls about as large as baseball are used, and they 'are thrown and caught with a cesta (basket), fastened fast-ened to a glove worn by each player. play-er. - - . . s . ' . Q.' How many persons took the recent examination for junior clerk of the census ? A. About 22,000. . Q. Why is Japan .sometimes referred re-ferred to as the England of the East"?- ; ; A. Because like England, it is an Island empire separated from - the continent, and like England, it holds the balance " of power over the non-contiguous adjacent states, and at the same time holds mastery of the seas bordering the continent. After dinner everybody sat around the fire with the lights out and there was silence . for awhile - ' " then Mary said suddenly out of the blackness "Let's go up into the hills next week-end and sing. and wojk and sing . ". ." y-anr Bill said "You toolj the words right out of my mouth. . ." and somebody else said "Telepathy!" "Te-lepathy!" , and so the old argument -start ed all over again x .. . y-;;... . "-. , ' Of course it wasn't telepathy because there isn't any such thing it was a very simple mechanical jprbeess-arid if you have a minute we can explain it all .' ;: it starts, from y the 'fact that modern life standardizes us allr-and allr-and maks us not only think v alike -and respond -to the -same" "stimuli ' consciously J 4ut it gears our thinking more or less. . r. and we aoll think at about the same' speed . ' and alonp. te same channels " rtow if gix people sit down to talk and look at the samething or talk about the same thing and then fall silent . " ' lall six brains very probably will go on thinking along the same line's and at about the same speed and so thft ; likelihood is that two or three of the company will have exactly the same thought at the same time and if they speak the thought aloud it will sound very "mysterious . . but it really isn't v ' In the case the other evening we all sat around ' the flaming hearth and because the lights were 'outwe -all started thinking about the wood fire , , - and how firte wood fires are and that led to the cabin in the hills with its great stone hearth and to the times we've had there of the old singing orgies around the pitch-pine chunks everyone's mind ran along the same channel and if we had all spoken at once chances are we'd all have said the same words What is called telepathy is usually usual-ly mere coincidence no one has yet discovered any methods of communication be tween brains without some physical physi-cal help altho what we may do in future is something else again like many another mysterious" thing what is called telepathy is easily explained, by everyday mechanics me-chanics . ' ' ' AND, LISTEN: Probably It's lucky you can't always tell what somebody else is thinking: because if you could there'd be a good many more . heartbreaks in the world. i SCIENCE Extensive experiments are being conducted by scientists in mixing poisonous and explosive gases with some substance whlchwill give the gas a parUculatlyTlhpTeas-ant parUculatlyTlhpTeas-ant odor. : ' Many of the dangerous gases cannot can-not be smelled, and the danger of poisoning or explosion is great. Especially is this true where me. j . . . . i cnamcai reirigerators ana compressed com-pressed gas for cooking is used. The methyl chloride, which so often of-ten escapes from the refrigeratots, has little or no tdor. The compressed gas. used in cooking ranges, especially in farm houses, is in the same class With the. chloride. As a result of the experiments, It is believed that most dangerous gases will soon carry car-ry warning odors. Money is. getting cheaper all over the world. The bank of England dropped its tae from four to three and one. half per cent yesterday, reduced re-duced last March from four and a half to four per cent. - Cheap money Js pleasant for borrowers, bor-rowers, but not a good' sign. It means little 'borrowing, therefore there-fore little building, inddstrial andi otherwise. 1 v T TNCLE SAM is very- prosperous. which-iseasyTsince his congress Imply-Teaches out and takes all It needs from people that have it. V On . Monday the citizens delivered as Income tax, $214,534,548, a gain of $53,000,000 over the same third day collection last year. For the fiscal year up to last Tuesday the income tax collections had increased increas-ed $216,000,000 V ' . ' . A f 'rk editjrn of tlnbMt - Barns' poems, dated il&G, sold for nearly $2500. recently. . Audiences of. 245,000.000 now attend at-tend motion picture-theaters each week; half of thalhuniberttend the theaters in the United States. P a Bst Deals! For . Homebuilders! Among Provo's ' prettiest homes offered a few choice building lots You should see them A GROWING PART OP PROVO Make Your Choice Selection WORTH . INVESTIGATION! , ' Thono 1009 Willard L. Sowards Real Kstate Broker S9 W. 2nd North Provo, Utah I I a, -fu q nut! a VAN Photo Supply 97 No. Univ. Ave. - Phbne120 r I . ..1 ' '. . . . : Rivaling 3gX r3. If B earistdlk YOU can almost mark the M daily advance of these lusty ' , young: shoots, so hardy, so - I i?' neauny are mey. use gooa 4. -i ;.Rprl and - vou'II hfi. sure af happy results from' your garden, be it small or extensive. Fresh quality seeds from the fine stock are here for you. Perry's Ss 408 WEST CENTER PHONE 361 -- ! - .-. j . T7;T trend to E I GHyf S is a trend to y . --v. i . The wide, new interest in 8-cylinder cars ; is another tribute to Hudson leadership. For it sweeps aside the barrier of high premium on eight-cylinder quality. . It establishes in this field a new scale of low ownership costs in price, in oper-' oper-' ation .and in maintenance. U. is ruggedly -built for iong-lasring irljuuaility. 7 , ; i That is why you find thousands of forr -t met "Six" owners enjoying its distinction, . and brilliant performance with better v economy than they ever knew , It is why i L6 vrteeibast yp$u Tourint Sid. $uw . long-time eight-cylincler buyers are nirnV : -gSfaSi'9'' ',H' ing in greac numDcr ro cne aa vantages j-r -prices to. b. Detroit. Fsaorr ot Hudson s exclusive new type. It is why this trend, which jrou see, toward to-ward "Eights", is really the public acclaim of Hudson's Great-8. 1 .Come see, and ride in the most modern and advanced of Eights. From whatever viewpoint, you regard, car ownership whether rich appearance, Idistinguished performance or pride of possession questions the wisdom , of ever paying more for any car, , 1 ; P R I c E sy- j.,'-''-' Standard 'Length Cbassit Coatb, $1050; Coupt, $1100; Standard Stdan, $1 1 OJ Roadtttr, $12001 foaeton, ft $00; bunstaan, f 1 135. Standard Equipment lodudes : Four 2 -way 'bock absorfterti radtatet tbutterti starter on flash; etettrotoek; electric gauge for fntl an J oil oa dash: tire loth and luggage carritt. A WIOB CHOICE OP COLORS AT NO EXTRA COST dtofiieldl : Anato Co, 50 EAST FIRST NORTH PHONE li |