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Show PROVO (UTAH) EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY, APRIL 16. 1936 v.. SECTION TWO PAGE TWO "Proclaim Liberty through all the land" The Liberty Bell The Herald every Afternoon except ataday and Sunday Bloralnar Published by the Herald Corporation. 60 South First Went street, Provo. Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice in Prow, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1S79. -- (Jilman, Nicoll & Huthman, National Advertising representatives.- New York. S.tji Kranclsco, Detroit, Boston, Los Angeles, Seattle, Chicago. Member United Press. N. B. A. Service. "Western Features and the Scrippa League of Newspapers. Subscription terms by carrier in Utah county j0 cents twe month, $2.75 for six months, in advance; 5.00 the year in advance; by mall Vn Utah county, in advance, $4.50; outside Utah couiuy, $5.00. Left and Right Agree on Duty to Jobless When you find a solidly conservative organ such as the Wall Street Journal reprinting words of wisdom from such left-wing publications as the Daily Worker and the Nation, you are entitled to blink three times, rapidly, from sheer surprise. Having blinked, you then go ahead to see what all the shouting is about; and you discover that it is caused by, that never-failing basis for arguments, the relief situation. The Daily Worker thinks that President Roosevelt has flim-flammed" the unemployed in his relief budget for the coming year. His proposed appropriations for this purpose, according to the radical newspaper, represent a cut of fully 50 per cent from last year's fund ; and since not all the money voted for relief last year was actually spent, it asks acridly whether there is any assurance that all the money asked for this year will be spent. Somewhat similar is the complaint of the Nation. This magazine figuring that, in addition to the $1,500,000,000 asked for relief purposes by the president, there will be available avail-able a substantial sum left over from last year, as well as extensive funds voted for the CCC and public works estimates esti-mates the actual reduction in the relief budget at 15 per cent, in place of the Daily Worker's 50 per cent. But it likes the reduction no better than does the Daily Worker, and it is scornful of the president's hope that substantial sub-stantial reemployment by private industry will make the relief re-lief burden lighter. Now the interesting thing about all this is to find these left-wing criticisms being broadcast in the columns of the Wall Street Journal. The Journal evidently thinks that industry in-dustry can profitably listen to what radicals have to say about government spending: and it points out that, no matter which way the cat jumps, there is little danger that any jobless man will have to go hungry. For. as the Journal points out, the president has declared de-clared : "Only if industry fails to reduce substantially the number num-ber of those out of work will another appropriation and further fur-ther plans and policies be necessary." Washington -Go-Round Merry This, to be sure, does put the matter squarely up to industry. in-dustry. If the government is to get out from under the relief load, the jobless men must be put back to work-in private employment. Iut it also leaves the door wide open for further relief appropriations, if private employment is unable to meet this challenge. And so, as the Wall Street Journal concludes, "There oesn't seem to be much cause for alarm.' ,'Vrr able. Poison Gas 'I'!).- moral indignation apparently aroused in Europe Italy's use of poison gas against the Ethiopians is laugh- As long as there is war the belligerents will resort to ('very method of slaughter that can be devised by science. Poison gas was used in the World War. the (Iran Chaco War, the Ethiopian War and used along with it will be every devilish method of mass murder that can be devised by the ingenuity of man. And Great Britain, now calling 11 Duce solemnly to task for using gas in Africa, will be using it along with the rest. That is the history of wai All this smug horror at the use of frightful weapons of death is the cheapest kind of hypocrisy. The only way to insure against the use of poison gas is to insure against war. The only way to insure against war is to create successive generations of human beings with some intelligent interests outside the interests of selfish nationalism and the false patriotism engendered by ostentatious flag waving, band playing, national and racial emotionalism. No amount of protests from bearded diplomats can prevent pre-vent the massacre of men. women and children by every type of war machine, ''he nl effective preventive must eoine from the hearts and minds of a human race divorced from the cankerous tradition of war.. SIDE GLANCES - By George Clark .S ' -- - .' .- I . . . i T. M. REG. U. 8. PAT. Off 936 BY NEA SERVICE. INC "Yeah ... he Iodic me to lunch yesterday and we were gone two hours. Today I'm gone an hour and leu minutes, min-utes, aod he bawls me out" (Continued lrom Page One) , v war department, was selling "peace bonds" to finance a drive for reduction of armament. He hit upon the idea of selling them in Hollywood. One of his buyers was Anita Louise, young screen actress. After the bond was purchased, Miss Louise consented to be interviewed inter-viewed and pose for the photographers. photog-raphers. "Miss Louise," asked one newsman, news-man, "what is your opinion of peace and war?" "Oh," replied the movie star, applying a touch of rouge, "I think peace is nicer." SMILE WHEN YOU THAT SAY Senator Joe Robinson, Arkansas, Arkan-sas, Democratic floor leatier: "The senator from Iowa is an able lawyer, and he will be able to state the theory of law upon which that section rests ..." Senator Louis Murphy, Democrat, Demo-crat, Iowa: "Notwithstanding the complimentary deference of the majority leader, I am not a lawyer." Senator Robinson: "Oh, I am sorry and I apologize very earnestly." Senator Lynn J. Frazier, Republican, Re-publican, North Dakota: "I cannot quite follow the argument of the senator from Vermont. Of course, I am not a lawyer ..." Senator Warren R. Austin, Republican, Re-publican, Vermont: "I expect that perhaps the senator from North Dakota could answer very much better than any other lawyer in the senate." Senator Frazier. "1 told the senate I was not a lawyer, so I ask him not to call me another lawyer." MEKKY-CiO-KOl'ND -( ' The fact that Shelley wrote a poem extolling the "blithe spirit" of the skylark does not make that bird welcome to IT. S. customs officials. of-ficials. An undesirable alien, the OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS fc&Mtt:).$S-' n. WMX NOf .i YOU WOMEmT ?iXiTrt?V v v ' LOOKUT THIS- f l GET OUT, AMD ) kl&M yJMH T I IT'LL MOLD WwS WE'LL TRV IWaWm d 52TTERm yjl ves,two irrJ'VJr-J H Howdy, folks! If the farmers are dissatisfied with the agricultural agri-cultural measures passed by congress, they might take a terrible ter-rible revenge. They might flood the country with spinach! f. if, if, if. In the spring a young man's fancy, etc. Old Silas Grump, the sage of Mud Hollow, has just painted his wooden leg a bright vermillion. if, if, if, if, 7 SPORTS BULLETIN ... ...... .... . . a y b i Otfibb .IN STAMPS. 1 By I. S. Klein StamdBetrayd ' fra Country t$ T. M. REG. u. s. PAT. orr j5 I8t Y NEA SERVICE, INC. BORW THIRTY YeAES TOO 'cOCM I skylark is excluded as being "in- tell me what day in the jurious to agriculture and horti-i was it: that thc 13th of August. ii, ien on, so l can know how- old I am." . . . Reporting the late vogue of chain letters, the post office department says that the - week 1 culture" . . . The well-laid plans of the Pan-American l nion ror a new administration building on Constitution avenue, near their present quarters, were blasted by Secretary Ickes, who wants no other structure so near his new Interior Department building. . . . Government laboratories claim credit for the fact that more than half a million boxes of oranges went into canned juice last season. They developed a process of "flash pasteurization' cooked taste bite , . A tanner wrote to ! the mummy. Scarabs frequently Secretary Wallace saying, "Please 1 were buried with thc dead. mailing of millions of "send-a-dime" letters brought enrichment only to the post office. (Copyright. 1936, by United Feature Syndicate, Inc.) The Egyptians regarded the scarab beetle as the emblem of resurrection and immortality, thc which avoids the insect emerging and flying heav-and heav-and keeps the I onward as the soul emerged from SPANISH FORK MRS. EFFIE DART Importer Phone 168 The Mud Hollow baseball field will be in good pla5'ing condition condi-tion just as soon as sufficient funds can be obtained from the government to fill all the gopher holes around second base and remove re-move the stumps from left field 2ft $ft 2f. if. Today's candidate for t h e Poison Ivy club is the gink whe invented the type of ahower-bath ahower-bath in which, if you turn on the hot water faucet, you get cold water, and if you turn on the cold water, you scald youi hands. if. if. ift if, C AMPI S VERSION Humpty Dumpty sat in a class. Humpty Dumpty failed to pass. All the king's horses And all the king's men Couldn't make Humpty Dumpt Take trigonometry again. if. if. if. if. Li'l Gee Gee: So tomorrow is ' your- wedding anniversary. What do you expect to get for your i Miss Ireta Lewis was hostess! wife? THE United States was consider-ing consider-ing construction of a cannl icrosj the Isthmus of Panama in 1902 The French had started .i ;ut across the isthmus many year-iarlier year-iarlier had abandoned t he project ind now offered their rights to the United States for S10S 000.000 Hut army encinecrs were survey-np survey-np Nicaragua fur rimilar po-.-il.il' ties and debate in ih I" S Sev. Der both plans wa keen and r-i" onced The Panama Canal 'avorea but the n-M a- to- hiuh Many senators stf "d out fi t!; Vicarncua canal despite warninc: j :f dancf-i from v.. l ance j Then or.p da a k-ttcr fmn-1 fmn-1 N'icaracua .ame to Senator John f ' ?pooner of Wisconsin His e- .VI 1 on the stamp There app;ud j in aiino vohano Nicaratrua'- M' ! Momotombo and it - own adir.is sion a rdine f t i i fnat'T o I the danger lying ai-ug that ruutp ' S.i'ii t-vrry od;er senator re : "eived a similar h-ticr s-howinp th' i Tilt ale starrp Th" Panama r.-u? ' won The stamp that failed it (.w vountry is shown here It was sued in 1000 CMJise TO K0WMRC k- Deck Morgan m cn 1936 NEA Solvit, Inf. CHAPTER XV 'PHB purse- scratched frt htsad j. "While Tino and 1 were on deck," , Jane breathed slowly, looking up at the opera singer. The deck steward' knocked and entered. Snowshoes had closed the door of the bedroom, shutting out the gruesome sight The steward advanced to the purser who had called blm. 1 ""Hils is the A-dcck steward," be said. Snowshoes asked, "Did you see anyone enter this suite tonight between be-tween 11 and midnight?" "No sir. It Isn't part of ray duty to watch the staterooms. 1 notice people going by." j "Whom did you see on Deck A during fhat hour?" j I must have seen a hundred. A j lot of people didn't go to the caba- I ret- They're all Just passengers to ' me. I didn't notice anyone in par- j ticular." ' I "All right." Snowshoes said. "You , ' can go." ) ; After he bad gone Snowshoes ! opened the door of the bedroom , again. Ken Martin, the crooner. ; stood staring at the body ot the murdered man. Linda Bayes was when he saw that the necklace i behind him. She said, "Has the wai gone. "Well." he said, "now we've got a motive for the crlroe or have w? A Jewel is lifted out of a locked trunk and a man Is lying ly-ing dead on the floor 1 can't con aect them." He appealed to the detective. "Here, you rake the case You've been retained by Miss Lane. I'll Just look on and be the ship's officer at the inquest." But Dirk spoke up. "It looks simple. Mannie Jackson was shot. That means two men entered the room. Suppose the pair came 'n together, opened the trunk, got the Jewel and closed the trunk again. Maybe one of them didn't want to share the loot He pulled a gun and shot Mannie Jackson, thus necklace been stolen?" Everybody looked at her sharply Showshoes said. "How did you know a Jewel had anything to do with this?" Ken stiffened to defend Linda "Look here !" he began. "Easy!" Snowshoes cautioned. "Let the young lady answer herself." "It was Just a question." Linda replied. "The question anyone would ak. knowing about the value of the Kokinor diamond." "And as for the explanation of our presence here," Ken went on. "we suspected something and followed fol-lowed Tino Rossi and Miss Weston to the suite. When 1 tried the door. was open. So we came In." Snowshoes asked. "Did either of go to sleep. Then 1 heard more noise and hero 1 am." "Are you alone in your suite?" the detective asked. "No. I have a traveling com-panino. com-panino. Millie. But Millie didn't awaken." Madame Doremus went on. "I'm on this cruise for a rest, but I haven't had my eyes closed since I came on board." The doctor called from the bedroom bed-room then and suddenly the door burst open, affording a view of Mannie Jackson outstretched on the floor. Madame Doremus screamed. It was a shrill cry which brought, the doctor to her side before be-fore she fainted. They put her on the lounge in the sitting room and the doctor applied restoratives. The dowager came to with a startled cry. "It's a wonder I'm not dead." 6he snorted. She flounced out of the room, scorning the helpful help-ful arm the doctor offered her. No sooner was she gone than the purser returned with Dutch Lenz. "1 don't know a thing about It," Dutch was saying. "1 don't know nothing." When he saw the body on the floor he leaned over it. "It's Mannie. all right." he said then. "He was my pal. He came on this cruise to get some rest. That's all I know." "When did you see him last?" Snowshoes asked. Dutch thought a moment. "It was about 8 o'clock," he said, "in our stateroom. We were dolling up for i for the party in the billroom. (Somehow we didn't get around to going. I was in the bar most of the evening, talking to Joe. You know the bartender." "Where havo you been since 11 o'clock?" ! A keeping the Kokinor for himself ." j This theory didn't suit the de- you know Dutch Lenz when he teetive, "Suppose." he said, "a ownea me up lop uud: blackmailer came In alone to look for damaging bits of evidence. Letters, Let-ters, as Miss Lane suggested. Then another man comes in. looking for the Kokinor . diamond. He surprised sur-prised the blackmailer. Mannie Jackson, and shoots him. Then he opens the trunk and takes the Jewel." "That's It!" thc purser said. "But who who, was the thief?" "That's our Job to find out." The purser said. "All right. Have you any suspects?" "No. Unless you mean every man and woman on shipboard." There was a knock on the door and Snowshoes opened it- Jane was standing there with Tino Rossi at her side. Jane spoke to Dirk "What has happened?" she asked "When you left me I knew some thing was wronR." Suddenly she saw the figure on the floor. A cry escaped her lips "That man! I distrusted him the moment 1 saw him. You remember. Dirk. He followed us." Tino said. "That was the man you struck this afternoon on deck, wasn't It?" "Yes." Dirk replied. "But why," Jane asked, "was he Id your suite. Dirk?" "1 exchanged suites with Miss Lane yesterday." JANE was still incredulous. She J looked at Mannie Jackson mp" aid. "When when did it happen?" "Between 11 o'clock and mid nlKhL" A look was exchanged between Linda and Ken. "No-o," she said weakly. Ken corroborated her denial. "Anyhow." he said, "we were singing sing-ing In the ballroom and bar all evening. Didn't leave once, either j of us." j The purser said. "Dutch Ienz. I He's the heavy-set guy with a cropped head. Isn't he? 1 rcmem- bcr now." I "I'd like to talk to Lenz," Snow-i Snow-i shoes told the purser. "As ship's officer, will you call him In? And while we're questioning him, have , bis 6tateroom searched. Thoroughly!" Thor-oughly!" rpilE detective was pacing off the j number of steps between the bedroom door and trunk when a large woman In a dressing gown walked Into the room. It was j Madame Doremus. ' She could not see the man on the floor of the bedroom. Madame i Doremus began uncertainly. "I I have the suite next door. There : was so much noise in here 1 couldnt sleep. Who is the man who was murdered?" Everyone Jumped. Snowshoes closed the door to the bedroom, faced the woman. "Madame." be said, "there has been no murder. What makes you think there has been?" . "1 -couldn't go to sleep, l bad Just taken two tablets when 1 heard something that sounded like a shot, followed by a groan. 1 pulled the covers oyer my head as$ tried t$ TUTCII looked down at the body. "Is that when he stopped the bullet?" he asked. "I saw Joe at 11 o'clock. The rest of the time 1 was wandering around the ship. 1 was all around and I wasn't watching watch-ing no tlck-tock to explain where I'd been every minute." The detective's voice dripped venom now. "Were you on Deck A?" he asked. "No. I didn't come up this high." Snowshoes said. "You're the only person on shipboard who knew Mannie. Can you tell us if he had any enemies?" "No. He didn't know anybody on board. "Unless" suddenly be nodded at Dirk "it was that guy. 1 saw him take a crack at Mannie this afternoon." Dirk blushed, but Snowshoes waved the reference aside. "Why do you suppose your pal was in this suite?" he asked. Dutch shrugged. "I've told you all 1 know. Maybe he got confused con-fused and thought this was his stateroom. Was anything stolen?" "Would your pal's key have fitted this door?" Snowshoes said acidly. "He got in with less truoble than he had getting out. When he tried to leave the bullet stopped him. The Kokinor diamond waa taken from that trunk. Dutch grunted. "Mannie wasn't interested In trinkets," be said. "We took this trip for our health " Snowshoes turned to the purser. "Who had keys to Suite AA besides be-sides Miss Lane?" he asked. The purser thought a moment "There's one in my office." he said, "locked up. The room steward baa a pass key." Then be pointed to Dirk. "Lou bad a key!" he said. "Ton didn't turn In the one yon bad after you exchanged suites with Miss Lane." jTo Be Continued) to the Junior Br idge club Thurs- , day evening of last week. Easter j decor ations were used on the tables and about the rooms. Lunch- eon was served at the card tables j at 8:30 after which four tables: of bridge were played, Mrs. Etta j Btck winning club prize for high score, and Mrs. Ann Phillips thc guest prize. Additional guests were Gladys Boyack, Mrs. Ruby Hale, Mrs. Edna Hawkins and Mrs. Max Mendenhall. Mr. and Mrs. Paul Dart and little daughter Joann of Ogden visited here Sunday with Mrs. Jennie Jen-nie Dar t and Mr. and Mrs. George Rigtrup. They were accompanied accompan-ied by Mrs. Morey Prout, also of Ogden. Mrs. Eleanor Jarvis was hostess to the Filedous club members-Thursday members-Thursday evening. A delicious hot lunchean in which the Easter idea was carried out was served at thu card tables at 8:30. Progressive f00 followed. The high score waf won by Mrs. Eleanor Creer, thc second high by Mrs. Etta Money and the consolation prize by Mrs Vera Bowen. Special guests were Mrs. Hattie Larson, Provo; Mrs. Jack Bearnson. Springville; Mrs Ann Brown. Spanish Fork. A reorganization of the club was effected ef-fected as follows: Mrs. Eleanor Jarvis. president; Mrs. Etta Money, vice-president; Mrs. Annie Taylor secretary and treasurer and Mrs. Juliette Isaac, reporter. Miss Esther Jones of Salt Lake came down to spend the week end and Easter with her parents, Mr and Mrs. Elias Jones. Mrs. Charles Dart and children spent Easter Sunday with rela- tives at Payson. Joe Bungstarter: T don't know haven't had any offers yet. if. if, if. if. NOW YOl' TELL ONE "We've 1mmi married 20 yirs and my husband has neer once, said he u ished I could makr bis- ; euits like his mother could." if. if, if, We'd like to meet the man win- manipulates these traffic signals. I Perhaps he would explain to us why he always turns on the red, light just as we reach the corner. cor-ner. if. if. if, if. THKIFT NOTE !. rly to bed And late to rise, Keefs your money safe From these- poker guvs. if. if. if. if. ' Another way farmers could curtail cur-tail production would be to make hay only every other day the sun shines. if, if, if. if, Fritz: Dad. you are a luckv man. Father-: How is that ? 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