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Show SECTION TWO KEERFUL, NOW rX KNOW BIG ICK YOU KNOW A COWBOV Afteroa'exept, DOAN NO ALL HAS A BUM FOOT, HATES "TO MlfcK A COM BUMP DAT but swtt&mmf:iihm-jnum jest how aow l m- ' '2?. 8tret ih-ove. -Utah. T Entered a iecond-cUas - matter at the poBtoffica in Provo, Utah, under the act of March S, .1879. . Oilman. Nlcoll & Oluthrnan. itional AavertJalns representatives. New ydrk. 'Francisco. Detroit; FOOT. PfcCKIrV r AROMN BAP" THEV HATE TO MILK Script Li UKE TH&T?, ,hJ Omi THEVRE PACKlN - 4CK DOWN-TQ DO TH' , -- f ProcIaint Liberty- throavir the land" Th. liberty Dosion. xtos Aneeies, Seattle, cnicago. v; Member United Freea, N. E. A. .Service, Western Features and the ?ScrIpps Isga of Newspaper. .Subscription terms -bv carJr -in TJtah county 50 centa l tie month. J2.75 fpr at months, in advance; $5.00 the year In advance; Jy jaiaft- Vn UUh county, in advance, $4.50; outside Utah county. 15.00. , MlLKJM' AN BACKA llowdy. folks!' Cfiristniaa neck ties have abotit disainieared. bat W STERN don't worry. Spring foliage wiU V soon btirst forth with 'Its annual ITEMSI riot of color. ( sjc se - - -iTTjl ' " ' -- ir-i-jjiiiiiLL-ll- " Tn- i naur-" - - - ' .. w. .i-p--S" . w fw -w mm my .jfc C W - . y r Hi A 0T. -T- -v a p. v n w rth I (JcrJfr& tag. 19 Those who are governed "The power to tax Is the The World Rolls On Every time there is a hitch in the forward movement of the human race the cry goes up, "Civilization is crumbling." crumb-ling." That's what the ancient Greeks thought when their little lit-tle world succumbed to the new vigor of Mediterranean races ; that's what the Romans thought when their marble corridors cracked under the wild rush of northern tribesmen. Civilization does not crumble; it may slip back a step here and there, but its progress is always forward. The civilized world has troubles since the suicidal World war. The mushroom growth of nationalism and-its attendant hatred and intolerance, the financial chaos that has made good feeding ground for the advocates of rebellion and bloodshed, the growing spirit of un-. rest and fear among nations, all these things do not pointHo an end of civilization, as many alarmists would have us believe, be-lieve, but they chart the inevitable course of mal-adjustment following the war and its stupid treaties. Hitler, whose Rhineland "invasion" seems to have brought the whole sorry mess to a head, can be credited probably with forcing a final solution to the European tangle. When that situation is straightened out the world will be in a fair way to sail in and show some real progress. And this latest clash of national aims and ideals will be found to mark not the "crumbling of civilization," but one of those recurrent readjustments the world has known since its surface first was marked off with political boundary boun-dary lines. Need For Relief As towns and cities in the eastern United States fight their way back to normal in the wake of the worst flood disaster dis-aster of many decades, the real problem of the devastation looms ahead rehabilitation. Food and medical supplies, rushed by the American Red Cross and other agencies, have met the emergency needs. Now comes the .tremendous problem of restoring clothing, household goods,' and provisions to thousands who not only are homeless, but penniless. It is a challenge facing the American people as a body. This is everyone's battle. No contribution can be too large or too small with long arduous days ahead. It is a fine commentary com-mentary on American life that the people of one section always al-ways have responded to the distress calls of another. Let there-be no failure on our part to meet the exigencies of this appeal. Provo and Utah county raised its original quota of $400 ana no trouDie snouiu be encountered in gathering the addi tional $200 asked. Encouraging Returns The United States treasury reports with enthusiasm that income tax collections for the first 16 days of March totaled $281,000,000 for the entire country an increase of 4( per cent over the same period last year. 'These figures," say treasury heads, "prove what we contended all along business is staging a comeback." It proves at least that somebody is making enough money to pay taxes. But no sooner were the treasury's figures released than some members of congress promptly jumped to the conclusion conclu-sion that it will now' be possible to postpone until after election elec-tion legislation designed to meet the new revenue demands of the president. A TOUGH least are governed best. power to destroy." Thomas Jefferson. been pin-pricked with minor GUY DIES WITH HIS BOOTS ON mm HI i ' Washington Merry-Go-Round , (Continued from Page One) was campaigning for his own presidential candidate. Questioned about this by newspapermen news-papermen later, Senator Robinson of Arkansas said that the officer he had in mind was General Bolles. He would not, however, disclose dis-close the name of the candiate Bolles was working for. Ex-Senator Robinson of Indiana says it was he. 1" JjC ! Juvenile Crirye - Justin Miller, Dean of the Duke 'I University- of Law School and one 6f the country's foremost experts on crime, has been asked by the Justice Department to make a special study of crime conditions. The other day he was sitting in a Washington police station when an officer brought in a street urchin, screaming and kicking. "I caught this kid hooking a banana off a fruit stand," the of- ficed explained. "What shall I book him for?" The officer at the desk turned to Dean Miller asd asked: "What shall we book him for?" "I'd book him," replied Dean Miller, "for impersonating an officer." of-ficer." SENATE OBSTRUCTIONIST Not for years has the senate seen such a successful, singlehand-ed, singlehand-ed, unyielding obstructionist as Senator Hiram Johnson of California. Cali-fornia. In the past year, Johnson has won two major obstructionist victories vic-tories - and he may win a third. Furthermore, he won them almost alone. The first was his defeat of the World Court. Johnson began the battle unaided, with no thought that he would be able to block 'cow BOV'S. T 1M BY NCA SEHWCC. ratification. But as his fight continued, con-tinued, he won adherents, eventual event-ual victory. His second obstruction was that of the Neutrality Bill, killed two months ago. Johnson accomplished accomplish-ed this by adroit maneuvering in the Foreign Relations Committee. He never let the bill get near the senate floor. Now the senator is engaged in his third fight against the recently-negotiated Panama treaty. Virtually every member of the Foreign Relations committee is for it. But the powers of an individual in-dividual senator are such especially es-pecially one with the skill and prestige of Johnson that it is difficult to ratify a treaty over his head. NOTE Hiram claims great fondness for the president, but vctes against his treaties always. al-ways. MERRY-GO-IIOUND Representative Joseph P. Mona-ghan, Mona-ghan, Montana Democrat, is one by Mary Raymond Copyright NCA 1933 i CHAPTER XLVII 'THE roar of Ronnie's car brought Mrs. Cameron to the hall. A silent ball, heavy with the fragrance fra-grance of flowers. "Ellen," she called, "look In the girls' rooms and tell me what you find." Aunt Ellen, dressed in soft gray, which was reserved for state occasions, occa-sions, obeyed. Her voice quavered, "They're pretty much tumbled. - "Yes. I expected that! What are the girls doing?" "They're not here, Agatha. Has Ronnie come?" Aunt Ellen hoped the guilt in her heart would not sound in her voice. "He's come and gone," Mrs.' Cameron Cam-eron said. "So far as I can see both girls are gone, too. You might as well come down. I have an idea we're going to eat dinner alone." Aunt Ellen suspected so, too. She bad heard the telephone earlier in the evening, and she had felt fairly fair-ly certain that It was Scott calling. Then the voices of Dana and Nancy had reached her. She couldn't hear what they were saying say-ing until Just at the last Dana's excited voice had risen asking about the car key Hurrying steps and then the front door closing. Dana had gone. She had expected expect-ed her to go. but in a different way. She had pictured Scott coming and carrying her off. gallantly and daringly. dar-ingly. But modern young people avoided embarrassment and trouble. trou-ble. If be had phoned Dana to meet him somewhere, that . was dotsfetless the best way. .But what was Nancy doing? Had She and Ronnie gone chasing after the runaway Dana and Scott? A C7NT ELLEN'S blue eyes held an excited sparkle. Absently she dipped a powder raff fnto a be of scented rice powder and' dusted her face. Two very much dressed-up old ladies faced each other across a ta ble centered by a bowl of jelpw. roses. w iiifi': Anyway. Aunt Ellen was thin lag. as she. cut Into her broiled chicken, it was nice to have the table look as pretty as this; th silver so bright and shining and the best damask on. With Of III Ml Ox At least she was going to enloVraron said this good dinner and then Derhawviiiea it's an impudent message from INC. T. M, RCC V. S. PAT. OFF. who has gone far on a single speech. While a college undergraduate under-graduate he won a state oratorical oratori-cal contest with an address on labor, used the same speech to win a sectional contest, and topped top-ped this by using it for his maiden address to the state legislature . . . Representative Maury Maverick, an autograph-collecting fan, has in his collection tfce signatures of all but two U. S. presidents, the two Adamses .... Contrary to general belief, the Guffey ' Coal Act, now under consideration by the Supreme Court, is not a "Brain Trust" creation. It was largely written by Judge Henry Warrum, counsel for the United Mine Workers Work-ers .... One of the big laughs in the Borah camp is the claim of Senator "Puddler Jim" Davis that he persuaded Borah to enter the Pennslyvania presidential primary. prim-ary. The senator from Idaho never nev-er discussed his campaign plans with the senator from Pennsylvania. Pennsyl-vania. (Copyright, 1936, by United Feature Syndicate, Inc.) a- I she would clear her conscience. Dinner over. Aunt Ellen pre- pared to unburden. "Agatha," she Jsald, aqemny, , Tm going to tejl thfn nf WnTh 'and hart you. Dana's not off getting married to Ronnie." "It wouldn't surprise me a bit. If she isn't," Mrs: Cameron saVd, her voice unexpectedly calm. "Some strange things have been going on in this bouse lately. All because ott Stanley Is the kind to Jump Us. He never stays put." Aunt Ellen swallowed hard, but said nothing. "It was strange when you got up enough courage to leave the house today and let Scott know Dana was getting married " "Agatha." Aunt Ellen stammered, her face crimson, "Agatha. I " "Yes, I know." Mrs. Cameron's eyes glinted with amusement. "You were sure Dana was goine to ruin her life. So you toon things into your timid hands and went out to warn Scott." "Agatha!" Mrs. Cameron raised her hand imperiously. "But the strangest thing of all is that you didn't take things Into your hinds, as you supposed. sup-posed. You never would have gone, but you were sent off, Ellen, by another woman as romantic as yourself a woman, heaven help me, who waited until she was 70 years old before she got romantic about anything!" "Agatha, you knew? You don't card. You wanted me to go!" T do care. I'm a saddened old woman who has seen her hopes smashed and whose heart is troubled. trou-bled. But I'm human. I couldn't see my own flesh and blood suffer again. When I saw that silly grandchild of mine wasting away as her mother had done, grieving her life away there wasn't anything any-thing else to do." "So you said to me." Aunt Ellen mused, and then stopped. "I said yoti should know a woman wom-an didn't love one man all the rest of her life. Because that's what Dana's mother did, what you did. It runs In the Cameron blood to be like that. And I didn't want an- iother wrecked life on my con science. I watched you leave the ha$se? "from the window. Ellen. If you hadn't gone, I'd have gone myself my-self FTER a moment Mrs. Cameron chuckled a little. "And you thought you were fooling me!" v AJjtflSllen was smiling, though her ' voice had the sound of tears in it: "Well, well, Agatha, you do surprise me!" "Surprise myself. Just an old fool in her dotage; having soften ing of the heart along with soften Ing of the brain." Don't worry about me." Aunt Ellen said softly. "You and 1 have been happy together. And anyway. thlng3 are. meant to be the way they are. I think." The doorbell rang. Both old la dies started nervously. 'The new maid came in holding a telegram in her hand. You open it, Ellen," Mrs. Cam- I can't. 1 have an POPULAR MECHANICS I : Seattle capitalists , are forming form-ing a company to hiarhet the latest device Invented by Basil Prunewblp, . & Mapleton. Mr. Prunewhfp, has jost invented a radio set that eutornaticaUy switches off when a political or-tftar or-tftar starts to broadcast. jfc "Senate clerks . overwhelmed with blUs," declares a Washington dispatch in The Herald. We'll be right there with them the first of the month. v c ij: " jit jj OFFICE PEST A gink I loathe Is Hank McTripps; He borrows all My paper-clips. A college aductation is a wonderful won-derful thing, if you didn't make so many friends wha try to sell you things in after life. One of the unwritten laws in congress is that a congressman who is. unfriendly . to corporation, interests is compelled to pay for his own meals and buy his own cigars. AMBITION " And then there was the angleworm angle-worm who cried itself sick because be-cause it wanted to be as long as a telegraph wire. sje These high parlor lamps stuck on top of a skinny pole make us thankful we are not living in the days of kerosene lamps. jc ( ABIGAIL APPLESAUCE SAYS: "Th' old-fashioned porch swing had its advantages. You never crashed into a telephone pole when you leaned over to kiss yoiff sweetie." At that, it's much easier to dodge automobiles than to dodge automobile payments. The old-fashioned speakeasy is now a holler loud. Old 58 Is lat comin' thru th' tscott." rne woraa were snarp, Dut her tone was kind. "No," Aunt Etlen replied, "it isn't." She was smiling broadly. "For goodness sake, read it aloud." commanded Mrs. Cameron. "Dear Gran end Aunt Ellen," read Aunt Ellen. "Ronnie and I are off to And a parson. Please don't get excited. Just wait nntil we come home and give an explanation. explana-tion. We have a good one Nancy and Ronnie." "Well," gasped Mrs. Cameron weakly, "WeU! I never in my life" "So that was why!" Aunt Ellen exclaimed. "Ellen, you don't suppose Ronnie's Ron-nie's marrying Nancy for spite!" "I don't suppose anything of the kind. Nancy is a darling glrL If you hadn't been so engrossed in marrying off Dana, and re-marry ing her. you would have seen how. pretty Nancy had gotten to be. And now that I stop to think of it. It was as plain as the noses on out faces which are the most prominent promi-nent features we have that sh was in love with Ronnie all the time." "I believe you're right," Mrs. Cameron agreed. "She vas always talking about him. 'running h$a down, snapping Dana up when bis name was mentioned. Of conrsel. How blind we were." " " HPHE sisters relaxed in chairs and rodked silently, happily for a while. The silence was broken by Mrs. Cameron. "When the winter breaks, yon and I are going to take a . trip. Now that our girls are married, and married well, there-isn't any use in saving every penny we get our hands on. We'll enjoy oar-selves." oar-selves." ,i "Florida?" came Aunt Ellen's eager quaver. "Florida or California. When we start traveling, we'll likely want -to go quite a distance from here." "A trip anywhere would be lovely," love-ly," Aunt Ellen said, her face flushing with excitement at the thought. How long .had it been since she bad put foot oat of this city? She wouldn't stop to countl "And when we come b&cfc" Mrs. Cameron continued, "well want to fix up the old place, paint it and have the garden and grounds re-landscaped. re-landscaped. We've got to keep up with the rest of our prosperont kin. And we don't want our greatgrandchildren great-grandchildren to be ashamed of this house." "Our great-grandchildren." Aunt Ellen mused over the phrase. Well, in a way, the children of Dana and Scott would be her great-grandchildren. They both fell into a dream-filled silence, as vlstus of the future widened and bloomed for them, seeing- a rejuvenated old home with its gray columns turned to i white again and reaching proudly up toward to-ward a sunny sky. flowers bloom-fng bloom-fng about again in decorous beauty , An old borne growing older gracefully as all splendid- -place should! (To Be Continued) , How the United States is divided into five regions for administration adminis-tration of the new $500,000,000 soil conservation program under plan? announced by Secretary of Agriculture Henry A. Wallace is shown by this map. Regional directors the same men who were in charge of commodity programs under the old AAA. now discontinued, are Southern. Cully A. Cobb, East Central and Northeast. John B Hutson: North Central. Cerald "B. Thome; Western. George E Farrell Harold R. Tolley. acting AAA administrator, ad-ministrator, will supervise the work of the directors, who will have their headauartera in Washington. pass tonight, ma. Pray heaven, there's been no washout up line! ASK INJUNCTION BAN WASHINGTON, March 27 tU.K The senate lobby committee, as- TWO DOLLARS WORTH OF VAN-TAGE STOPPED HER 24 YEARS OF SUFFERING Mrs. Ramsay Says: "Expensive "Ex-pensive Treatments Failed Me But Van-Tage Stopped My Terrible Stomach Misery in No ' Time" Calls It "Heaven's "Heav-en's Gift to the Suffering" Relief from 24 years of awful stomach trouble. And it only cost two dollars for all the Van-Tage she took! That is the remarkable statement of Mrs. Irene Ramsay, of 1522 Court Place, Denver, Col., regarding the "Mixture of Nature's Medicines," Medi-cines," known as VAN-TAGE, which is now being introduced introduc-ed to the public of this city at the Schramm- GrH. MOSBY Creator of Van-Tage Johnson- Drug Store (Wal- green Drug), 1 East Center St., Provo. Mrs. Ramsay is a pioneer resident resi-dent of this vicinity. She has lived here for 50 years. Read her statement state-ment in which she relates how $2.00 worth of Van-Tage stopped her awful stomach suffering after 24 years of expensive medicines and treatments had failed. This remarkable statement follows: Says It Is Heaven's Gift to Suffering People "I am a woman of 70 years of age and have never been much of a person to recommend things to my friends, but I honestly feel that I owe it to my fellowmen to publicly endorse, Van-Tage. So I am making this statement for the good, of humanity,'' said Mrs. Ramsay. "For the past 24 years I have been in an awful condition with my stomach. It would be a difficult task to describe all of the miserable hours I have had to endure. Why, the gas on my stomach was simply awful. And the pains in my stomach would last constantly , for as long as 14 hours at a time. The loads of gas would press up into my chest and affect my heart and I would faint awjfry. I was worn out all the time with this suffering. "Now. . all this time for 24 years I kept trying everything "V UKIsaiA I Hit 5 to tjef all fhe good from this BEST OF WINES GUASTI Wine in bottles is the choice of all those glorious wines ffpm the world's largest vineyards from grapes grown and picked by GUASTI, fermented into wines aged and selected by GUASTL Bottled and sealed by GUASTI to protect the wine . . labeled GUASTI to protect you. Best of wfnes and best of values I Wiij i. f J serting that its inquiry is immune th j from court restraint, today asked i . . . . the District of Columbia supreme court to dismiss William Randolph Ran-dolph Hearst's injunction suit seeking to prevent examination of Hearst's telegraphic correspondence. correspond-ence. MRS. IRENE RAMSAY I heard of in the way of medicines medi-cines and treatments. Sometimes I got a little relief. But it only lasted a day or so and then I was as bad as ever. Then recently I .eard about -Vantage and got it and started taking it. Will say that I never saw anything like it. It truly is 'Heaven's Gift to the Suffering,' I only spent $2.00 for all the Van-Tage I took, and now at my age of 70 years I am able to eat most anything I want without with-out suffering afterward. I also feel better all over and can keep on the go from morning until night, in fact, I feel like a woman of 40 now, which is 30 yesjs younger than my age. I say to all suffering people, Do not neglect yourself. This is the medicine medi-cine for trouble like mine. So get it and take it and, ycu will never regret doing so'."' Only Costs Few Cents Per Day to Take Van-Tage VAN-TAGE is helping people in this vicinity who had NEVER BEEN really helped before by ANY medicine. This Amazing Mixture of over 30 ingredients has a surprising action on suffering people. Another thing due to the immense volume in which it sells, the price of Van-Tage is reasonable. Mrs. Ramsay, in her statement above, says she only had to take $2.00 worth to relieve 24 years of suffering. The price of a single bottle is so reasonable that anybody can afford to try it. So don't hesitate. Get VAN-TAGE NOW at the Schramm-John-son Drug Store, Walgreen Drug ) , l East Center St., Provo. adv YOU HAW 12 AL. . . |
