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Show PAGEFOUB PBOVO EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY, JUNE 8, 1933 OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS Homer Doesn't Nod By Hill Billy The fractals Liberty tkrtMiajh all . lUf land i.lt-M Bell Brery Afteraaaa except Sataraay, aal faaaar Manias Published by the Herald Corporation, SO 8outh First West Street, Provo, Utah. Entered at aecond-claM matter at the poetofflce In Provo, Utah, under the act of March S. 187. Oilman. Nlcoll & Ruthman. National Advertising representatives. New York, San Francisco. Detroit. Boston. Los Angeles, Seattle, Chicago. Member United Press, N. E. A. Service. Western Features and the Scrlpps League of Newspapers. Subscription terms by carrier In Utah county. 40 cents the month; 12.25 for six months, in advance; $4.00 the year, in advance; by mall, in advance, .6Q; by mall, per month Sfia Millions ot Customers, But I! ere rro a couple Of facts to think about: Hundreds of millions p the world's people live below the poterty line. American industry, with American methods operated by American workmen, can produce all the luxuries and necessities of life more cheaply and efficiently than the industry in-dustry of any other nation on earth. (You hear a lot of talk about "cheap foreign labor." But American labor is the cheapest in the world, on a production pro-duction ba3!3). o, no n ut the bottom, America's big job is to raise the world's siaruiard of living; create in these submerged mil-.ons mil-.ons the desire and the ability to cofcsiime more, live better and aaci nu i u the American plane of civilization. A. a ; t : jn, wo make our profit on our exportable sur-l sur-l s. We have the raw material and equipment to create a biwr surplus p bettgOQds at cheaper prices than any other .c...'.ry. We have concentrated on production; done little about tonsumpticn. All the economic conferences on earth can t help us'UNLESS Consuming power of the world's millions is stepped up. It is useless for us to get our products into China unless the Chinese have money to buy them. But that is a thing "statesmen" rarely ,realize. We have a duty to our producers; we also have a duty to our consumers. It we build up the world's purchasing power, we can stride ahead of every other nation, easily. According to a news Item, a flock of wild geese kept many, Provo residents awake last night with their honking. Wonder if the geese were flying over ine town or motoring thru it 7 PUBLIC BENEFACTOR This is to whom We're for Hitler All one needs is a pencil, a newspaper news-paper picture and a little time, and he can be fixed up with a pretty fair mustache. We understand that drug store novels are excluded from Hitler's book bonfires. Many of these. books have to be printed on asbestos in the first place. "Watch America Bounce Back" This is the caption of an editorial recently published pub-lished in a trade journal of natonal circulation, and here is the gist of the writer's theme : "If anyone thinks 120,000,000 Americans are going td walk around with patched pants, eat poor food, live in ramshackle houses, drive old rattle-trap cars, let the rain. drip through porous roofs onto tousled, unbarber-ed unbarber-ed heads and desert the theaters and movie palaces for any great length of time ... he's wrong. .'.Lt After all the wild-eyed theorists have gotten through creating new theories on how to live on 'nothing 'noth-ing flat', they'll find that their erstwhile audiences have decided that life was made to be lived and not analyzed, bringing back a period of prosperity that will make previous eras look palid and pale by comparison. - Every temporary set-back in the world's history has had its croakers; and every temporary set-back has always had its follow-up of new and finer living. This particular period is no exception. "We have just gone thrbugh a 'bank holiday that would have knocked the world galley-west 50 years ago, and we did it with grins on our faces and quips on our lips. "We know we've got a country worth three hUn-; hUn-; dred and twenty billion, which gives us a national balance bal-ance sheet showing a lG-to-1 ratio of assets over lia-, lia-, bilities, which is a good, sound position in any language. "Fortunately, we aren't 'kidding' ourselves a bit. We simply have learned our own strength. We? know America s going td forge ahead ; both internally and internationally. in-ternationally. We have tasted better living conditions than the world ever knew before and the 'sample' was fine ; we want more of it ! "Incidentally,, during this trying period, we've learned that cheap, shoddy merchandise is the most expensive ex-pensive wecan buy; that the stores who threw their standards overboard in order to yell about 'lowest prices' cost us a lot of dissatisfaction and didn't save us a cent. We like to be well dressed, well housed, well educated, well traveled and well entertained. Anct we intend to be! We know that there may be slight- temporary set-backs and re-adjustments every once in a while, but they don't faze us any more. For, by taking a moment to look back, we can see the sign posts that reach ahead and we know that nothing can stop us for long! "Watch America bounce back!" Herbert P. Artichoke, Provo motorists owe a great debt of gratitude, Mr. Artichoke is the owner of a pack of trained beav eis which sneak out ev cry night and chew down unsightly unsight-ly billboards that mar scenic highways. University of Utan scientist says that the human brain is most active at the age of 'sixteen. All together, parents: AND SO IS THE HUMAN TONGUE! CAUTIOUS! He called her Sweetie-pie and Love, Ho was a wise go-getter; But every time he wrote to her. He forgot to mail the letter! Li'l Gee Gee wants to know if they charge motorists anything to drive over the Alpine scenic loop. No, everybody goes over on a pass, Gee Gee. (Heh! Heh!) -. v TODAY'S DEFINITION A vacuum is nothing with the wind taken out of it. Berlin has a bank exclusively for women. What we want to know is this: Who takes care of the overdrafts? over-drafts? '-: :'z V Efforts to popularize bullfighting in this country should be blocked. Congress must be protected from such competition! .i- t. J. We can't help but wishing Li'l Gee Gee hadn't asked: "Is a Laplander Lap-lander a strap-hanger after he's lost his balance?" . ALL RIGHT! ALL Rl&MTl TLL GO V- t GrEXCfAAl OOVe. SEEM 7 DOWf4 AN' GET SIS OLVTA f THE PlCTUF?E VJ&LL, IT'S 1 ( TH' MCNJE. BUT VAJHAT I A" LUCKV YCXi HAVE,OP? I'D WANNA. KMOvM tS, WHV'o A. BE SEMDiKJG- VOUR DAO J SHE HAFTA GO T' THATTV. AFTEP VOO! GET PErTTlC'LAf? jm YOUR SISTER Sr-m. and come JS - ' ' JTR.WiLLiM MOTHERS. GET GRAY fea RECiJ. 3, pat. off. e 1933 r wtA sevcc. inc. 1 I Sitting Atop I the World j With Jim Marshall Today's Sewing Lesson: repair holes in sponges. How to -ART SHANNON. SALT LAKE & UTAH RAILROAD "Orem Line" EXCURSION RATES SALT LAKeT CITY -M. I. A. and PRIMARY CONVENTION June 9 - 10 and 11th, 1933 Return dally rate Week-end Bate - First Two any train, return Trains limit Mon, night Payson 1.36 $2.12 Spanish Fork 1.21 1.86 SpringvOle : 1.11 1.71 Provo , . , . l.Ol 1.5G Curtis, Lincoln, Snow . .. .91 1.41 prem , . .86 1.36 Lindon... ... .81 . 1.26 Pleasant Grove JTB - 1.21 M I. A. TO RUN 4 CONCESSIONS PLEASANT GROVE The M. I. AT of the Timpanogos stake will be in charge of four concessions on "Strawberry day" June 21, it vas decided at a meeting held Monday evening. The officers are using this method as a means to raise money for ward assessments on "Mutual Dell," the summer camp of the M. I. A. in American Fork canyon. It has been found necessary to raise the assessments this year in order that necessary improvements might be made on the cabin. Off for Worl Trade Parley - 1 Ralph W. Morrison, wealthy retired re-tired Texas rancher and member or the O. S. delegation to the World Economic Conference In London. Is seen bere as be sailed Crora New York with. other members mem-bers of the delegation. muddy ditch bordering a French highway and contemplated life . . . The little fashion expert had driven out of Paris this fine spring morning grieving over the low state of the art of decorating a whimsical femininity It had been this concentration on her troubles that had caused the skid that flung her into the ditch ... Presently an ambulance trundled trun-dled up two wnite-clad interns carried her tenderly onto its stretcher and soon she found herseit on a wlvte bed in a hospital For days she lay there contemplating con-templating the calm routine that flowed around her The odd, medieval costume of the nurses caught her imagination and when "she was able to sit up she called for a drawing board and pencils and sketched the costume cos-tume with its yards of cotton and its flowing lines When she.- was well again she went back to Paris and in her workrooms created an adaptation of the hospital uniform softened and revamped to appeal to feminine femi-nine taste if The new design caught on and soon New York buyers were rushing rush-ing samples to America orders began to pour into American dress-factories for "that little Suzanne model" and cotton cot-ton cloth reeled from the looms by the mile and league women all over the world covered cov-ered themselves with yards of cotton cot-ton and dye plants worked day and night producing hues for the material Cotton prices started to soar as the supply dwinJled - and in the south long trains filled with whitr bales roI16d northward to the factories fac-tories ships slid out of ports loaded load-ed to the deck beams with more bales and from backwaters long-idle long-idle freighters flourished a white plume of steam and once more beat the waters with propellors on Wall Street the stocks of cotton industries rose and rose and into auto factories yacht-yards yacht-yards and builders flowed streams of orders for de luxe cars and white yachts and new mansions . . . ' . In Paris the little shop of Mile. Suzanne was now an atelier with modernistic chromium plate and tall mirrors thru her salons the wealthy little fashion designer moved graciously graci-ously smiling amid her newfound new-found wealth caressing the single orchid at her waist Then tiring of the glamour ORPHEUM PHONE SEVEN ELEVEN -LAST TIMES TONITE "Whistling In the Dark" and "Kiki" (TOMORROW AND SATURDAY 'Billion Dollar Scandal' - 'Sailor's Luck' A IS OPEN Those Famous Trout and Chicken Dinners A1 aa Reduced to JUUU DINING ROOM OPEN. UNTIL MIDNIGHT We Cater To Banquets, Clubs and Reunions Camp .Tents ...........:..:...3.5Q week or $10 month Shellane Gas Bungalows ... $8 week or $20 month Hot and Cold Showers , . t -' No Mosquitoes uTKe Coolest MtsofcinPrbv&G Middies' Cheers Were for Her 1 xt Middies at the U. S. Naval Academy Acad-emy at Annapolis, Md.f gave three cheers of approval when Miss Virginia Thompson, of Baltimore, stood beside Midshipman Ernest Lee Jabncke, Jr., who chose her for "color girl," at pre-gradua-tion ceremonies as pictured here. Jahncke is the son of the former Assistant Secretary of the Navy. SERVICES FOR RONDO FRIEL .she caMfid her chauffeur and in hor nrw landau went for a spin nlong the national highway -faster and 'faster .demanding thrills of speed and more speed . AND, LISTEN: Once more little Mile. Suzanne sat in a muddy ditch bordering a French highway and contemplated life . . . The word "tattoo" for the army bugle call came from the Dutch "tap," a faucet, and "toe," to close, meaning the tapa were closed for the night. A large crowc or sympathizing friends attended funeral services in the Springville Second ward Wednesday afternoon for Rondo Friel, 23, who died from a self-inflicted self-inflicted gun-shot wound eaity Sunday Sun-day morning. Bishop E. A. Strong was in charge, and spoke consolingly consol-ingly of the fine traits of Mr. Friel and members of tne family. E. M. Boyer spoke in a similar vain. Resolutions of sympathy were read on behalf of the Springville Spring-ville firemen by Ralph Snelson. Musical numbers were given as follows: vocet solo, Guy Brown; vocal duet, John Hardy and Glen 'Allen vocal solo, Helen Palfrey-man; Palfrey-man; organ slection, Alvada Wil-mott; Wil-mott; vocal duet, Helen Palfrey-man Palfrey-man and Inez Parker. The invocation was hy George Simpkins and the dedication by Selvoy Boyer. Friends, and members of the family have been unable to account for the young man's act as he had not shown any marked tendencies to despondency. Friel had attended the sportsmen's sports-men's outing in Hobble Creek canyon with a number of friends in the earlier part of the night. He returned to town about 2 o'clock Sunday morning, borrowed a pistol from Night Watchman Mell Cherrington, with the explanation expla-nation that he wanted to kill some dogs near his home, promising to return it immediately. Turns Out Lights He then drove his car south on Main street, in the direction of his home and stopped. Turning the car lights off, he drove back, entering en-tering the driveway of the undertaking under-taking establishment and shot himself. The nightwatchman and Mr. Claudin heard the report of the gun and hurried to investigate. They found Friel dead in the car, with a bullet hole above the heart and the gun at his side. Friel was born in Springville July 1. 1909. He attended, the grade and high school, and was well known around the town. He is survived by his mother, Mrs. Julia F. Anthon, and one brother, David Friel, Springville. I TOO LATE FOR i CLASSIFICATION . FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS TOMATO, cabbage, pepper plants, dahlia bulbs. 467 So. 6th West. Phone 677W. jl7 i ji Excellent Prizes Tonight at i "KIKE'S" COUNTRY STORE IT" -Two Fine Features- i i JRALPH BELLAMY in "PAROLE MAEi CLARK GIRL" -II BUCK JONES in a Northwestern Mounted Police Story "McKENNA OF THE MOUNTED" NEW TOMORROW Two Features (H1U Billy's views in his daily stories are his own. They do not necessarily coincide with those of this newspaper. EDITOR) I have a letter at hand from a United States Senator, a paragraph from the letter I quote: "I am now engaged in insisting that the National Economy League have all its members and all other big 'doughboys' bring in their bonis and have their interest rate lowered in exactly fhe same proportion pro-portion that the soldiers' rates are lowered. The response to this invitation has not been wildly enthusiastic. The boys just hate to give up half a billion dollars a year." I never imagined that I would live to see the day when a United States senator could write me that paragraph there is more or less of a new deal treking about at that. Some of you old timers may remember when we were fussing around with this power fight, and getting the grange power bills over in Oregon and Washington, and you recall that I remarked during the middle of the campaign that if he lived Homer T. Bone would be the next senator from Washington; Washing-ton; also remarked that Roosevelt was the next logical candidate for president sure I voted for Hoover now there is Bone back in Washington bothering Andy Mellon and F. D. isn't holding back much, and if Homer will just make me am bassador to Siam everything will be pretty; othetwise I don't see how I'm ever going to complete the kid's collection of early Siam post stamp issues. So the National Economy league is not wildly enthusiastic, ain't we got tears? Vision a Homer T. Eone in the United States senate shades of Elihu Root! FAMOUS DERBY HILL BILLY HORIZO.NTA! 1 Air ioj. 3 What part of financial run-tracta run-tracta in aua-prndfdf aua-prndfdf 14 To rludr. Hi Larger tvnter her!. 17 To undermine. 18 Creative force. -O Flower leaf. U12 Seventh note. 'ill T re rove. 5 Carried on aa a war, 2T Above. i!W Kmperora. :tl Startinc bar. H.l neret. :t." (irowInK out. 37 To happen nfinin. 39 Lei; joint. 41 Karen of clock. 43 Stroke with a whip. 44 To aubaiit. 4(1 Breeding plaee. 4m Born. 49 Formula of rrliicloun fnith. 51 To repular. Ttli Therefore. 53 flleniiatiea. 37 Proverb. ANSWER TO PREVIOIS PIZZLE T:A;L,Q SE I 'SOD.ON L'YRH RU S.MIEL PAN ACE iA: A'B At '5 T;E LlTiE RlSUE NiT!EK!S RtAN AS CUP PRQjVpjKjE S LNATOfi L!S I NiTQSPOKiAO 1 R'EiJCiR C T A!CiE!R!Bl ICR E ID E IL LI 59 Behold. il To pay fot nnother'n e. tertainmrnt. G3 Stewed meat 4J5 Cuckoo. l!7 Impetuous, titt Tree. 70 Postponement. 71 Spring faMtlnu' eniin. 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Here is a Story of Youth . . Modern Youth . . and their Way to Happiness! HELLO. SDSMfU JAMES DUNN W ZASUPfTTC MMNACOMSOt BOOTS MALLORY Matinees 20c Kvi'tiiiigs : Children lOo (Including Tax) - I I I I 1 w Get Ready For "RACE NIGHT" Saturday Night OsVr' IK r -.Wf 111 ' MM! This a .Tohn H out- to toniKllt d will admit Seamount and tiie Paramount or Friday. Mystery! Chills!! and Chock Full of Laughs! You asked for excitement . . and you'll get it . . in 99 "TRICK FOR TRICK With a Real Mystery Cast, including RALPH MORGAN VICTOR JORY SALLY BLANE Cvn JACK HOLT in "The Woman I Stole" and JOHN MACK BROWN in "Flames" ' Phone AgentlofFaHfier Information Ride The Big Red Cars! r1"" . '. 1 ,,m'-' 1 -JJ - |