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Show tft) V5 1 1. 1 9 3 3 PAGE THREE BY WILLIAMS Preacher and Packard By Hill Billy V J- WAV ------r: rr -. j - - . - ' Published by the Herald Corporation, SO South Firt West Street. Provo. Jtftah. .aUred,u.MCMidIaH ..matter at the ttostolftc la f Prove Utah .Udr i.act.oi match' . . . vti-JV" ? tr "Proclaim Liberty tarovsk all the laaa -Ltbertr Bell ;Gilraan.,Nlc6ll A: Bath man. National Advertlilns? repreBentaUicett Nw.Jork, SanraneisctV'fieirel. Boston. Los Angeles, Seattle, Chicago. Member United Press, N. B. A. Service. Western Features and the Scrlpps League of Newspapers. Subscription terms by carrier In Utah county. 40 cents the month; $2.25 for six months, In advance; $4.00 the year, In advance; by mail, in advance, 93.00; by mall. Pr month, 35c Why Not a Production Corps? Having got its Citizens' Conservation Corps into action, PROTECTING our natural wealth, why shouldn't the government gov-ernment form a Citizens' , Production Corps, to PRODUCE more wealth ? Why shouldn't this corps seek for and produce the one most valuable thing to our national progress: Gold? If it pays to protect our forests, it ought to pay to discover dis-cover new gold. Thousands of men are competent prospectors and gold-getters, gold-getters, but they lack the small capital required. Scores of thousands more can be trained, at small expense. Most of the west, most of Alaska, must contain millions vt)f dollars' worth of unfound gold. N0V is the psychological psychologi-cal moment to discover it, produce it, ado it to the national hoard, use it to increase national prosperity. The government can't lose. It would advance small capital to competent men. They would repay the loan out , -of their finds. They would carry their gold to a government govern-ment assay office and the stuff would be "whacked up." i. m Perhaps there are drawbacks to this plan, but we do not know "what they are. We lend millions to corporations, ?theithoryUhat the loans will enable the corporations ; to make a profit and repay. Vhy not follow the same prin-cipte prin-cipte with MEN. Men are just as honest as corporations "and sometftries a great deal MORE honest. IiWe: spending millions to conserve; let us venture a feAVmNions to produce. ' i Another Railroad Mystery We are krtf trying to b funny, but we have always wondered won-dered why a 90-day ticket over a railroad costs more than & 30-day ticket. 7 , , , . 2 - -iln other words, why should it cost you more to be hauled 100 .miles within 90 days than the same distance within 30 jflays?-. ' ' :,-- -' ' r"" ii There may be a reason for this. It may actually cost a tailffiad mor to hatii a passenger there and back, if the pas-Bender pas-Bender stays three months at the other end, than if the passenger pas-senger stays ?only three -weeks. i-- ; .lBut you'd have a hard time convincing the average man fthatfthis was so. Probably it's just one of those things. : 1 To I No - matter how teentyouchersv if ' old, govern-genuine, govern-genuine, , are TONIGHT . 1:. Is Greater Country Store Night MANY SPECIAL PRIZES 'Among which is a Beautiful ; JBreakfast Set. Also Double MM Program f3 VeEDY TRIAL PROMISED HARWICH, Mass., May 0 ILE Speedy Justice as an example to deter other kidnapers became the goal today as state detectives and Distlfcct "Attorney William C Crossi-ley Crossi-ley moved o cleaf tn' final details of the- case . against the Buck brothers, abductors of Peggy Mo X Math. -l 'i Crossley predioted that the trial would be over and the ase ended within two. months. OOJ V- irJind SHORT SUBJECTS .'.- -. and 'X honored by the United States. It was 23 years ago that the forest for-est service bureau issued to William Wil-liam Wiseman of Denver a $3 voucher for "service." The other day the voucher was turned over to forest -service of-ricals of-ricals for collection. Dated July 25, 1910, the voucher bears indorsement in-dorsement of Wiseman and J. Ray Hicks, postmaster at Sargents, Colo. Officials believe that the voucher must have been mislaid 23 years ago and only recently found .again. According to J. I. Buckner, fiscal agent of the forest 'service, however, the voucher is cashable. He said it must be returned to Hicks and that he must send it to the -treasury dearptment, which will honor tt despite its ager -r- m m r w m m Howdy, lolfail Th bicycle ' craze, which Ireoched Its height in IdOO, ha'alnNhi Provo, Now watch for Che return of , mttan-hop whiskers. ' ' t At that. It is better for the Younger Generation ' to bend over hahdlejbars than over speakeasy bars. ., , w, t) ' it St If -A NEW INDUSTRIES - . IN ROVO v . ..r it -.,. r . In a modern, scientific factory on Provo bench, Humbert 9. Bleep, youthful business prO-moter prO-moter is manufacturing manu-facturing a Cig; aret that is destined des-tined to sweep . the country by storm; The new cigaret' is composed of cornflakes. flavored with Worcestershire sauce, and is wrapped in litmus paper. Fragrant as rare old Umbwrger cheese, its distinctive aroma will appeal to the most fastidious smoker. Try a package today. Photo by Chick Evans., ' . QUESTION & ANSWER V OEPARTMENT ' - Question' My 'dentist declares my teeth are unsound and should b pulled out. I doYi'tMhink bo. How can I prove he's wrong? Reader. r - v- ' ' Answer--Bite htm. ' ' Too bad we didn't have this new forestry- "army" trbuple of years ago. We could have ptft it to work chopping 'KftJwn " trees lit 'Which those ft ctbfeot treesitters ere perched; 'v k I " '.. 1 Brlgham Young university scientist scien-tist decl&TeV that ; certain worms sing, in a . kind of syncopated rhythm. Sure, you can hear them every Saturday - night on the Highland Drive, as they return from their favorite roadhouses. Mrs. Joe Bungstarter (to garbage gar-bage man as she opens back door) Am I too late for the garbage?- Garbage. Man4-No, ma'am. Jump right in! i -- t Money isn't) essential to marital happiness. A couple with two million can be just as happy as couple With three million. - - - Who hasnt put In his ante? ART SHANNON. Sitting Atop the World With Jim Marshall A lady who says she had some experience in Germahy during that country's wild inflation- has written this Uepartlrreftt felling fell-ing what she proposes to do hi this country it's sort of interesting "I have a little money" says the letter "and I am going first to buy a good piece of tand near the city making a payment in full "Then I am going to mortgage the land to the hilt and spend the money on making first payments oh a house livestock and all the machinery I can get "I am going to get a home and a car--and a tractor and all SCHOOL BOARD VISITS SCHOOLS The Provo City School board, members made a complete visit to an school plants during the past week; Oft behalf Of the board President, Pres-ident, George A.' Startup, has cbn-eed cbn-eed thel appreciation to all janitors" jan-itors" and principals for the excellent excel-lent condition Of the buildings, 'as they are in the best condition; they have been found for a long time past. - t "Student co-operation in keeping the buildings and premises in excellent ex-cellent condition is improving," said "Mr. Startup. -. Xi JpLA Cilia Will CULUUiagc I.W v. children to volunteer to help keep the windows cleaned oftener, Provo Pro-vo school buildings will be in the best possible condition. The large glass area in all buildings makes it impossible for one Janitor to do BOARD SLASHES JANITORS9 PA Y mv farm implements "merely making the first pay- UmViotp oH i -.imrH- Payson Students Elect Officers PAYSON The following were elected as student body of fleers' of the Payson WgH school' for-' next year at the annual election held Tuesday at the school following an active campaign. Howard Bellows, Bel-lows, mayor; Ruth Snow, secretary-treasurer; Walker Fairbanks, two year councilman; Verl Holl-man, Holl-man, Glade Morgan and Ruth Okefterry, one year councilmenj Paul McBeth, judge. 3T 2T "Pf 4faf : 6t Vour JMost Exciting . WDnSi ffiinns Tho Most Aming PJefure Ever Mad waring to onow ou- naT dew SHOULD M1 dlRUSTON - r KARN MORLEt f RANCHOT TONE ';.6fQE -MOORE fRTHUR: BYRON "T . . Starts S mill fTy 4 i . t Ala H!e, Batty Conpson, RusmII HoptonTom Brown, RoKo Lloyd. Story by Tom Buckingham. Produced by Cirt i.mm9, Jr. V 1 r 'J-J in -si 54 . Tremendous; 14 I r i i'h i l : k r You read the story to. Yester a y HERALD! N o w prepare to thrill to I t w ment on everything "and then ;I am going to sit tight and Watch the value of money decline as it declined in Germany "As the value declines and inflation in-flation proceeds my debts wili become be-come smaller and smaller and finally they will virtually be wiptefl out. . . J r' T r ' "BeforeXhmg I wilt have .a good farm in running order supplying supply-ing rae with food arid a slight surplus "I will sell this surplus in depreciated de-preciated dollars and pay off ray debts with them "Where a dozen eggs now are worth 20 cents they will finally be worth $2 maybe and so a' com paratlvely few dozen will enable me to buy the rest of-the ear-on Which I have made the small down payment "And no matter how far inflation infla-tion runs I will still have my farm and be able to live..."'" 9fi 3fi tfr ifV ' This is a very interesting letter and apparently there Is no flaw in the reasoning IP' in fact there are two ifs ontf ' is IP ahyone "will lend money on the land and the other if is If inflation infla-tion gets out Of control granting .these" two premises the lady's theory is correct and she is taking the wisest course 5 y i SfL But we doubt today whether anyone can borrow money on farm land no matter where altho it may be possible and it is Certainly highly doubtful that with Germany's - 'norrible .example before us we shall let inflation run hog-wild as Gettnafiydid !y a-on- private opinion ;is that inflatidh Won't go Ve'ry far and that it Isn't necessary anyway because be-cause we have' more money in the cotcntry how than "we ever' had be-foe be-foe ' '" ;- ANB, LISTEN: Maybe our corre,sponde,nthas the right himcli but the odds are against her and we wouldn't advise "anyone to follow her example: (Continued from Page One) let at the next meeting. Each board member was given samples of materials ma-terials and prices as submitted by business firms and the decision a to the best buy will be made by the next meeting an'd the bid let. The tiade mark br selling firm was taken off in each case and numbers num-bers substituted to insure fairness in letting the bids. Elimination of junior high schorl graduation exercises will be considered con-sidered by the board next year, it was brought out y.t the meeting. The prohibitive expense for many parents was the reason given for the contemplated step. the necessary window cleaning for best appearance. "Help by students in this re-spsct re-spsct will give them needed experience ex-perience in work and educate them to appreciate the properties paid for by their parents for their education and culture." Mr. Startup Star-tup remarked. Y 5 . :j?.w (Hill Billy's iews in his daily stories are his own. They do not necessarily coincide with those of this newspaper. EDITOR) Probably I have a peculiar sense of humor, but here is a story that I heard a story of a local happening that somehow hit my funnybone. There is a dear minister in these hills who is slowly starving, to death, just as preachers' families did 40 years ago. This preacher is, as my dad always "was, another of God's innocents. All this minister knew was helping Che other fellow. The minister had a couple of little "charges" aside from "ie main town church and he had to visit them with his aged flivver; in due time the bottom of the flivver fell out and the brethren passed the hat and raised a few dozen dollars, cash money, to buy the minister a car. Now the amount of the donation was about the fifth of the cheapest new car, but there ai-e sec-end-hand lots in the cities and the good brother toted his nickels and dimes into town and looked about and then looked some more and finally pur ministerial friend bought a great, big, handsome car for a most insignificant amount of nickels and dimes. Bought it in fee pimple, and took it to his little town. On tins tug car there were side cui tains in which the isinglass had been carefully removed and the Tabiic sewed in; to the blessed fellow that meant nothing just then. So the preacher drives this new car up to the church and preaches his sermon and is properly congratulated on his business acumen by the church elders, and he starts to drive home and at a mere 20 rn. p. h. a state police car shoves him into the ditch and dumps out the family and tears up back seats and generally acts tuff. Then, with no apologies, the state cops go away from there and our minister, in vast bewilderment, proceeds to the parsonage. Two days later there is a sudden call at the parsonage for the dying ministrations for an aged son in Isiael and our hero tools out the big bus and starts in the pre-dawn to administer the last sacraments. "Where are ya going? Get out:" Another "ramble" fiom the efficient officers. In due time it will be percolated amongst the officers that this car has been transferred to the Rev. So and So in the hills. Meantime, this aged booth ggerV. car, sold by Uncle Samuel at public auction, is very, very "hot." As I said before, I have a most peculiar sense of humor. HILL. BILLY "... &s0fr-. i SO YOU PRESCRIBE CAM ELS. DOCTOR? V v.v.v.v.-.'.".'. ,-..-. a yes THI M" jyyJi MILD, AN EY ARE O TASTE BETTER, TOO ' nlvMu PS 8ETTER,TOO S. ' ., ,r-:.-.-: i Milium! CAMEL'S costlier tobaccos taste better - - . .. i ' ' ianship Notices 1 1 The king of England still holds Ucenslnr'poWers.TtBix premises fn LbnJon- obta-fn 'thelf :lisehss - from the king at - Buckinfham palace. . James , CAGNEY Allce WhfteV " "HUMANITY v' .With Ralph Morgan Al KlrklaaA - Boota Mallory, Ircae Ware Triple Bill Regular Prices! lON'TIlE STAGE at 9:80 p. mi - with DANOEE - ' The Educated Mule! .'Mats ! EVes i 15c This Ad Will dmlt H. J. Stagg. fc!'. One iaHOUBliEIN PARADISE'' -''Gambling-Sej . I'll, v Tomorrow and Saturday "HOT PEPPER" KEN MAYNARD in "Fargo Express" Consult County Clerk or the Respective Signers for Further j Information J Notice tf shebiffs sale O" HEAL PROPEltTY ' In ittfe tilrth Judlcitl District Coortof fit BtateT of Utah,stJtah Pottrity.5 f-'r V ' ? Halloran-Judge Trust Company, a cVrpo-at!ori, plaihtiTf va Gtty L. Bhhrtleff, lxerta" E. hurieff, his wife, H G. Blumerithal company, a corporation, and Annie Green, de fendants. " To be sold at Sheriff's Sale on Saturday Sat-urday the 27th day or May ,1933, at eleven o'clock a. m. of said day at the5 front door of the County Court fet6use;at the City and' County feulldlng, situate in Provo City, Utah County, State of Utah, all the right, title and tntefest of the above named defendants, of, in and to the following described real property. pro-perty. !h 5 Utah County, State of Utah, to-wit: ' Commencing at the Northeast corner of Lot 5, in Block ?43, Plat "&", Provo City Survey of Building Lots; thence South 6 rods; thence West rrods; Iherice North 6 rods'; thence East 3 rods to the point of beginning1. ' "Together with all water rights and privileges thereunto belonging, and all heriditaments and appurtenances appurt-enances thereunto belonging, or in any wise appurtaining, including storm and screen - windows and ddors, gas, steam, 'x electric, arid other heating "arid lighting appurt-ehtielsWd appurt-ehtielsWd alf fixtures appurtenant appurt-enant to said premises, together with the possession, and right of p0ssessi6n of said premises unto said Mortgagee, its . successors and assigns forever." "thrted -at Provo City, Utah this 4th day of May 1933. E. G. DURNELL, Sheriff Ut. Co., Ut. By Chas. Wl 5 Mitchell, deputy. Marion O. Romney, Attorney for the Plaintiff, Cont'l. Bk. Bldg., Bait Lake City, Uteh. f Publication in Provo Evening Herald Her-ald May 4. 11, 18, 25, 1933. Professional Announcements A. L BOOTH Attorney-at-Law Room 1, Knight Bldg. Provo, Utah jn: ts. W.Jones VETERINARIAN ' 371 IforiiThira West " Phone ; Wm. Thornton Drug No. 4 150, or Res. 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