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Show PAGE THREE THE Me Tmlila tae laad . Liberty BeU II Every Afteraoea except Saturday, tai Smmday Manlajr Published by the Herald Corporation,- 60 oirth-Flrt-Weit street,. Pj-qvo, Utah, entered as econd-cUo matted at the .ppe to trice lnFrv, Utaiu. under, the . act ofMarch . ; , Gilnjaa.iNlcoH Aft Ruthman; National1!, Advertising representatives. New Toxic. San Francisco? Detroit f 6oetoav,Ix sAaseles. Seattle; Chicagror" 4 Mimber Unltd4 Press. N. E. A, SeieC;W4itirte Features and the- Scripps'leapue of Newepapera., - . Subscription , terms by carrier in Utah ; coutityr J'' cents the month; $2.2S for six months, in. advance;?,; $4.00 the year. In advance; by: mail, in advance. .J 1.50 J by. mail, per month, 35c Rbosevelt? Gives Natidfe When .President Roosevelt declared; baclt- dtrriiig the that1 rift would X f ifffctt f or,' a New-Deal, for a more eauitable distribution of: wealth; he meant it. Everv move that he has made since tfDriz&rffifee has.beeri aimed at-this one objective. Klki;prom4&'t& begun. ' He sttll has a long way to travel; and :tH e Toad will be rough, and rugged, but he is on his Way fearlessly toward his goal. He knows where he is going. Controlled inflation of currency, coupled witft 4 temper ar' abandonment of-4hVgold- standard, will go far toward bringing about a fairer distribution amoncj, the people of the wealth which the people produce First, it will -distribute more fairly the wealth already produced: x The inflation program means that those who possess money or-hold mortgages and bonds, will receive less for them in terms of real wealth which' is gOT money. The mortgage holder will get his dollars,. but the dollars will noi buy as much. r On the other hand, the farmer will receive MORE dollars. dol-lars. The producer will get MORE money for the things he1 produces. He will have more cash with which- to pay his debts.-; The worker will not gain much in increased wages for some time, but he will prof itrgreatly in security, of employment- For business will increase. Dollars' will1 be' spent faster. Hoarded dollars win shrink in buyingpower; henc they will come out of hiding. The -velocity of the circnlation of the dollar, upon which prosperity depends, will incrt&sejr Ta va iinpmrtvpH' th new Roosevelt moves bring greater hope. Currency inflation will inevitably, increase' the number of jobs. If Kooseveit is not prevented uy me financial interests, he will have millions of jobless back on payrolls before many months. The xg money interests are not going to like all this. It means that the vast bonded debt they, have heaped on the people has dwindled in real value. Their money is cheaper. Their power is less. Eventually thru adjustment upward of high income tax and inheritance tax brackets, the slice of the national income that the money changers receive will be made still thinner. Foftftose who work at all sorts of jobs, there is a better bet-ter day coming. For those who live' by the sweat of the other fellow's brow, stern readjustments are due. Better distribution of wealth among the people who produce it IS the New Deal. And we will have it if we do not permit selfish interests to turn us away from Rooseveltthe Roose-veltthe first real leader the people have placed irr power for many, many years. -- Observations By C. V. HANSEN FRIENDS "Greater love hath no "man, than he ttiat giveth his life for his friends." Jesus. We may have many acquaintances, acquaint-ances, but real friends, they are few. This is no idle statement; weigh it carefully, perhaps you will discover that it is a fact. We ask. What is a friend? You witl answer. A friend, is one who knows your faults, but still loves you. Again, a' friend is one who's been fine, wtien life seemed rotten. One whose ideals. you have not forgot-teriv forgot-teriv One who's given more than he4 has gotten, that's a real friend. There are times when friends are worth more than material things. A friend in need" is a friend indeed. A "single real friend is a treasure worth more than gold or precious "stories. Money can buy many t'rtlngs, both good and evil. AH the wealth of awoitd could not buy a friend or pay you for the loss of one. We are the weakest of sperwlT thrifts if we let one tnend drop off xthrough inattention, or let one push away another, or if we hold aloof from one5 because of petty jealousy. Would you throw away a diamond; because it pricked you? One good friend' is not to be weighed against ttie jewels of the earth. Let us be thankful for our friends; those that are tried and true and who have clung to us throueh the years that have past, lllfr Willi uo vu J-J o - as our porrows, and who have mingled' with us their smiles" and tears. Thank God for friends, whose steadfast love will not grow cold, but rather grows warmer when trouble comes. Let the' flame of friendship -ourn, withitt our hearts from day to day, anoMetno thought or action ever dim the gleam of friendships ray. There isn't a thing that is so dear As a friend a good friend, There isn't a thingr that brings heaven so near, As a friend, a good-friend. They adore us and live us and sure wish us well; They're the ones we go to our troubles to tell; We surgly do liope that forever we'll dwell Where therei are friends just good friends.- A new mvsterious driftwood found in the1 FVrilippine islands has aroused interest of scientists because be-cause it is but half the weight of .Balsa, Known as the lightest wood in cotnmercialTuse. The use of autotr and airplanes' for hunting purposes lias been restricted-- by rlaw in Rhodesia; fr' -Howdyy folks! Tire 'do'day' " t VU .1 1 1- A .Mi-' v if - - , The : only objection we have to mowing the lawn is that we- caiit do lt sitting in an easy chair. LYNCII1N G IS FEAKED1 , A motr of infariAtdvcItiKens soi rounded "the city jalFtodlty;' where Harold' BOnien, soda- fountain clerk, Is betog heldv for. safekeeping. safe-keeping. He is accused of trying try-ing to popularize popular-ize a Filsener ice cream soda, made bydrop- piMg. a sooopful of Ice cream In a glass off beer. Thisw arclvfiend's photo .appears above. , Photo b-y Yale Thbrpev-' f fm . A dispatch in The Herald says that King George has to support 150 relatives and Joe Bungstarter remarks, "I - know just how he feels." ' ! : TODAY'S PROVERB ' The fool hathv said "lit bis heart, "Having escaped the thin Ice. of last- winter; I will now proeedite rooto the- beat ' jj j. Subscriber asks Cynthia Grey, Should a wife tel) her husband everythihg?" Gosh, -no There- are- only 2A hours in a day1, an the poor devil must get a little' sleep.-' n- . ABIGAIL APPLESAUCE 8E2A Th' modern flapper is more intere-ete-d -in dougbdada than doodads." 5ji Jjp j4 The "old-timer who got carsick if he rode with his back to the locomotive loco-motive left a granddaughter whose greatest ambition isv.to looprthe-loop looprthe-loop in an airplane. jl- ;Jj POME A 'reptUe coiled ''round Lizzie's sock' Twas out by Silver Lake; Jt Was not strange When you reflect It was a garter snake. V SgS Skeptic: An -egotistical person who -believes that we might pos sibly be mistaken about things we feel absolutely sure of: .'. .i. -- . Interesting. Facts: In Patagonia some of the youngest prunes have the most wrinkles. 1 SjC 5,C Let's all drive out to Madrona Beach and go in wading! t -p -r , ART SHANNON. : ; - Today's Oddity , The break in marital bliss between be-tween Mr. and Mrf William Lehr 40 and 38-. respectively broke into trne New York City courts in a big way. The trial gathered immediate attention at-tention because, although Jennie, the wife, charged William with assault, as-sault, it was William who was thoroughly bandaged and who exhibited ex-hibited two cracked ribs. The trial was extraordinarily brief. "He beat mei". sakl Mrs. Lehr. "She left me and the three children chil-dren and then returned with another an-other woman, and beat me with sticks breaking": these two ribs," testified-' Mr. Lehr. "A draw," said' Magistrate Ru-, dichf dismissing ttfe complaint. 4 QUE SOUR WAY BY WILLIAMS - t- Z I' ll ..rOOOtMr&G! V ;.isaO-TK-S 1-3 x i- h0 A POST P&tt&mrt1- 'lfeifffClZZS; I pup: Wra.uaMT.orr. TH STAMO. 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FARMER By Hill Billy Sitting Atop the World With Jim Marshall The more you think about it the more you become convinced that the world must bave been set spinning- for the amusement of Providence just a sort of revolving jigsaw puzzle to pass an idle hour-and relieve the 1 tedium and boredom of omnipotence just as a president might idly throw dice during ,an odd .moment to get his mind off his work so we suppose Providence tossed the stars Into tbe void and smiled for a few minutes watching watch-ing their gyrations and the ludicrous ludi-crous performances of the living things that appeared on them fc When you figure this out you realize it is the only logical explanation ex-planation , Providence is perfect and com-: plete- and so it would be impossible impos-sible for Providence to construct an imperfect world if you take a perfect macbine and. feed perfect material into it it is impossible to get out an imperfect product and just so it is impossible to conceive a perfect creator mix ing up the sort of mess that is called "civilization..." The only other explanations are that the world created by a power of perfection is itself perfect or that the Creator himself is Imperfect and thus an experimenter experi-menter with raw exceedingly raw material! but we prefer to believe as some people in India believe that Providence is perfect and that the world fs merely a toy it seems to us a rather sad toy with lather tragic amusement possibilities but tastes differ and Providence may get a kick cut of it f" 'fr f" It is only men of little minds who imagine you can do anything (HillJBUly's views In hls daily steries are his own. They do not necessarily coincide with tnose' of this newspaper. EDITOR) Tho I regard co-operation as the only salvation of civilization, yet a fellow has to be prepared to hoe his own weeds and plow his own furrow. The history of the co-operative movements shows that the people who entered with money, the men of ability who joined because of an ideal and not to secure a meal ticket, were the real co-operators. The hungry fellows who "came in rags and were taken in -often proved"- snarling, lazy critics once their stomach creases were ironed out. A few days since a neighbor came to see about borrowing the horse. One of the neighbor's mules had died and he had a field that needed immediate imme-diate harrowing. I had a tuff acre of plowing that really required a team and I was glad to offer to swap horse tim'e for mule time. The neighbor did not come at the appointed time; he did not show up next day, he hasn't shown, up yet. Meanwhile that acre was baking harder.' every hour. Finally after considerable experiment we fitted an old rolling coulter to the one-horse plow and by talking sweet and ktad to Dan and stuffing him with ground oats and alfalfa hay we turned over the field. The exchange of excess produce, of tools and machinery, of man and truck and horse power between fellows in the country is the quickest quick-est way out, but there must be a sense of co-operation between both parties and a fair division of labor and goods. It is silly for three mall farmers to own three two-horse discs, three mowing machines, three spray rigs or three gas saws; the individual farmer only requires these expensive implements a few hours a year; three farms could be handled with one set of expensive implements but old John F. Farmer he Insists on being an intense individualist and if you do loan him a plow you may get it back next spring; or you may get half of it back or you may never see it again not crooked, not. even lazy, just pium-j indifferent and individualistic. This spiritMs the logical development of the pioneer days when every homesteader had to entirely depend on his own feeble resources; this spirit is out of place today and the sooner it is replaced with the sense of co-operation the better for J. Fool Farmer. HILL BILLY to bring justice or sense or order into the world you see these ' little fettows usually equipped with big voices and nonsensical ideas dasbing about the world trying to fix it up the result is always the same and "always was the same but every new generation half believes you really can do something about it but no one of any intelligence believes it and so dismisses the whole problem Cfc fifa fc 3f Every child we suppose makes a stab at squaring the circle or doubling the cube or inventing a perpetual motion machine and every generation proAices men who promise to provide luxury lux-ury for all and justice for everybody every-body and immunity from sorrow for tbeir fellowmen. but the children and the prom-isers prom-isers are alt in the same boat and all engaged in similarly impossible quests AND, LISTEN; the best way, to- go thru life is to regard the world as Providence does-: just an amusing little ball of mud and get what thrills you can out of it while you're here. Men's clothes for women are an ancient lad. Rosa Bonheur, famous fam-ous French artist, sometimes wore men's clothes. STOP TAKING SODA! FOR GAS ON STOMACH Acting on BOTH upper and lower bowels Adlerika washes out all poisons poi-sons that cause gas, nervousness and bad sleep. One dose gives relief re-lief at once. Sold in Provo by Hed-quist Hed-quist Drug Co. adv. .. .-V-: : .V.v i-- THIS WEEK IN THE MAGIC theatre: cflfional Th Japanese ThumbTie! -O- -- OURBOARDING HOUSE BY AHERN 01 sm2 THERE T SMY AUTOrAA'TtC "RSHIN6 POLE UArRR-UMr- A FISH .TAKING THE BAVT , PULLS TWE'LINE,THERE"BV CAUSING A TRP-CATCH TO RELEASE THE SPRING, GEARS WUJCB INSTANTLY TART WINDNS UP THrr REEL AtvKS PULLING ltt.TW&PlSW?-NOW THEN SHOULD I "BE TX2ZNCb , THAT BELL STARTS RINGING WHEN THE PISH ARRWES AT WLLv-f H MAKES VOU A STRONG CONrTENPER FOR THIS YEARS L&ZX PRXE OF THE NATIONAL HOOK-WORM SOCIETY J YOLiRE A CNCU TO BE AWARDED TH CHECT QF WHFTTLE' CHAPS, IF YOU , CAN. INVENT A.GADGET THAT WILL AUTOMATICAL! 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