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Show PAGE TWO J PROVO (UTAH) EVENING HERALD. TUESDAY, MARCH 7, 1933 - Proclaim Libert? throujrh all (he land Liberty Bell The Herald F.very Afternooa except Saturday, and Sunday Morning Published by the Heralt. Corporation. 50 South First West Street, Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postoffic In Provo, Utah, under the act of March 3 1879. Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthman. National Advertising represenfati ves. New York, San Francisco, . Detroit. Boston. Ljs Angeles, Seattle, Chicago. Member United Press, N. E. A. Service. Western Features and the Scripps League of Newspapers. Subscription terms by carrier In Utah county 50 . cnts the month; 52. "5 for six months, in advance; $5.00 the year, in advance; by mail, in the county J4 .50; outside Utah county, $5.00. Plenty of Gold For Currency There is plenty of currency in the United States to pay every bank depositor, according to official Federal Reserve figures. There is plenty of gold reserve upon which to issue billions bil-lions more in currency. Latest figures: Twelve Federal Reserve banks today have $1,500,000,000 EXCESS gold reserve. Under the policy of keeping 40 cents in gold back of every currency dollar, the reserve system can issue $3,750,-000,000 $3,750,-000,000 MORE in currency, if needed. Federal Reserve notes in circulation today total $2,738,-000,000. $2,738,-000,000. It would be quite feasible to more than double the present pres-ent floating supply without impairing he national credit. Member banks of the Reserve today have more than $500,000,000 of EXCESS reserves upon which they could loan $7,000,000,000 of bank credit without borrowing a cent from Reserve banks. A Howdy, folks! German scientist scien-tist has discovered a way to make bread out of wood. But that's nothing, Joe Bunfcstarter lias often gotten a bvV out of a pint of moonshine. It is only a question of a few months until Utah Timber and Coal company will be producing tasty biscuits and muffins for the Provo tea-room trade. LAST NEWS MINUTE FLASHES Herman J. McGoof, famed food manufacturer, laughed heartily today when informed that a German scientist scien-tist had found a way to make bread out of wood. "That's old stuff," Mr. McGoof snorted, snort-ed, "we have been making our patented out of wood- 'Tast ie-t tu nch ies, shavings lor years. I'h.ito by Bert Crane. Plan For Silver Needed Not so many years ago proposals to give silver n place in th monetary system of the country seemed the rankest radicalism. radi-calism. Now similar pronosals are finding the support of conservative conser-vative business leaders. The world has changed much in a short time. We have found that gold is not capable of keeping world commerce constantly in motion. We have seen ruinous silver prices destroy de-stroy the purchasing power of whole countries and thrust world trade down to the point of disappearance. And we have come gradually and logically to the belief that a necessity of recovery is a fair and unbiased study of the entire monetary problem and the creation of a plan to give silver stability and permanent value. Economics Mi .cuit made from wood are very delicious, says the German scientist. Mut aren't they full of splinters? LONGFELLOW RESERVED Tnder the spreading chestnut tree The village smithy's dark; The smith has changed his black-mlth black-mlth shop Into an auto park. A San Francisco man has discovered dis-covered a way to take the smell out of garlic. Now if somebody will please find a method to extract ex-tract the odor from limburg-er cheese! - - HORIZONTAL 1 Howling. 7 Staff on a spinning wheel. 13 Baseball teams. 14 Stir. 15 To prohibit. 17 To eject. 18 Inclination. 20 To smear. 21 Encountered. 22 Those who repair roofs. 14 Before. 25 Pair (abbr.). 20 House cat. 27 To yelp. 29 South Carolina. 30 To scatter. -31 Hurrah. 33 Hiatus. 35 Smell. 37 Passed by. 39 Part of a pedestal base. 41 Sweet potato. 42 Enthroned 44 Aye. 45 Mine. 46 Adorned again. Answer ! Previous Puzzle J A M, l O A rS WLI BtRbCjAp ; E LJGA RkfelEE 0M;O TNiT'AlNgPNAP snr EpLjjR F-i i iG'NDmie ie s?aIjIm'e ye jr a tie i n il il yJQ p R! I IgCZ IDO.N E ! E Sfs OOP:ODiSl IdUcTtEIg ho smQT riapi MUnPlA J KTiElRQ AK!E WIAL LIEIT.5M5N! I IG GIE R SAM TiEj DONOR 4S Chaos. 1!) Title. r.it Sour. 52 To bow. T.4 A ridRf. 5 To hel;i. r.T Tiny. 59 Street hoys. Gl Animal, sole product t" on" epg (pi ). (n Diagonal. 64 Plan for fai n' aid. VKKTK'AI, 1 An. international trowbh'. I Ver of lime. :: n.i(- ! Ti p'-rm it . .". Like I v ( ot s! ii k . 7 Finished. N Street. 9 Tiny liap. 1" Talented. 11 IV ( jil.). 12 Proceeding by which an owner loses, real estate be can so of debt. (.!.l. I r Process by which money becomes deaf. IS Child. 19 Arid. 22 ScarTetL 23 To sink. 26 By. 2S Tablet. 30 Male cat. 31 Avenue. 32 Mister in German. 34 Wages. 36 Twenty-four hours. 37 Treadle. 35 Dental surgeon. 40 Lair. 42 Tallow tr??. 43 Inanimate. 46 Sun god. 47 Doctor. 49 Morse mythology 51 Double. 53 Simpleton. 55 Sun. 56 Blackbird (variant). 5STo dine. 60 Senior. 62 Oil (suffix). 63 To exist ABIGAIL APPLESAUCE "Another thing there is no end to is th number of hotcakes a SEZ: small boy eat." can This is the tunc baseball managers they will "win the of year when announce that pennant sure." r 3 T"" ? """" o j 7 6 9" IP" iT" l zizzzizzriz , J r EF 51 , 59 60 S35fc' fa2 bS j Utah Wasatc h Dairy MAKK THE CHALLENGE BRIDAL VEIL and GOLDEN ROD BRANDS OP BUTTE From Utah County Producers Joe Bungstartcr says if this fad of women dressing in male attire becomes popular, he is going to buy a two-pants suit one pair for himself and the other pair for his wife. LYNCH HIM! LYNCH HIM! We don't know who invented the jigsaw puzzle, but we think it was the same fellow who invented the income tax law. j A Provo burglar broke into a house yesterday and took a shower-bath. shower-bath. He made a clean getaway. At least we soap so. Excuse it please? o. .t. ... One-half fried chicken, 50c. ART SHANNON. Tod ay s Oddity ran f ii e- This thine of being a "pal go too far, it was decided by men in Washington, I). C. It. happened when a file alarn-, box registered a rail to a part of the city where a fire would be almost al-most disastrous. regardle.is of size. Four engines and a battalion chief shrieked I'.iru the streets to I answer the alarm. At the box was a single man. "Where," demanded demand-ed the chief, "is the fire?" "No fire," rej-lied the man, "but a pal of mine is sick upstairs." The firemen rushed up the stairs two at a time. There they found a man sitting disconsolately disconsolate-ly in a chair. hlding hui jaw. "What's the matct ?" asked the firemen. "Wow, I gotta toothach"," replied re-plied the man. But the firemen hid no sense of humor or pity. They had Albert Al-bert Lee arrested for turning in a false alarm. PAY KEDIJCEH CASPER, Wyo.. Mar. 7 r.i:- In order to avoid reducing the teaching teach-ing staffs at the high school and grade schools in School District No. 2, approximated $50,000 in salary sal-ary reductions have been effected. In announcing the pay cuts, the school board added that a plan of work sharing had been devised which would maintain the size of the force of teachers. OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS ItVAEOE.' A PI-.E OF TOOV& ( -oAMVM' OE vA6 TUOT UP- I AT EACH CMD OF Tit F tVR GOES. I v'ARO , AKiO StCf, 1C - -IVV HOOSt ,.OOWlKt' UKE. PlCWi UP A COOPie Of -(. AlKIT OOIN1" MOTfAIKi, 4, -ToOUb AT CNE ENO AWO TVA' OC LAOW POP PuTs THEM OOWU AT Trt' I HER HEAD OOT AM' f ' isWXX " r " Ti 11.1 nn.i.v ' bcg u s pat orr. LA 80P -'BAvMCr tools p-.qMi-uM 6ERVK,t, wc , - : nation, was wearing two overcoats, i Saving Your Money . . By Hill Bily (Hill Billy's views In his dally stones re nis wn. They do not necessarily coincide with those of this newspaper. EDITOR). nf you folks. lots of you me out and. am tickled a This may be worth seveial bundled dollar to muhp One nice thimr about this job is that, thru the yea is, people come to my rescue with biiht ideas that help whenever 1 tan tetuin the favor. I paie pinK io onnge. If you have one nf the old fashioned hot air furnaces fur-naces and it is iisiis,-, twi.e the fuel it should and a ihiid the iroper heat, go down cellar at the pipes leading from furnace to unit ss i toy nse an inch to the foot, be th-re ir youi trouble. There furnaces it. ' il... ;i - i n is a half, a (''. n years iittin iii:talld l ignoiant fellows who ht the s ( i i fiiina'e expeits. fuinaee in the town house has its pipe-- only about a quarter ineh to the foot. It should giving off and look floor anl. sine that that wele ago were just thotu The i ising have been diojtpi'd quate circulation, best iiat eouei hi-about hi-about ha If l:i I K' ' had dinky little n not I u C . i o 1 1 '. i t in a thiefoot pit to qive ade-Also ade-Also that furnace -- one of the bought -even years back - has iii i . i u V i -old air intakes and it i-Mteis in two rooms that were vr.iiu -i ' 'in iiv's bed covers. iia ve heat teen has dunipin)'. eo:d.- .nd cords of wooil into bet n going up the chimney and the has been huddling around m a couple of half heated rooms. We 'expeit" alter "expert" look the mess o i and all they could see new furnace. Finally a l ea 1 heating engir diagnosed our trouble and had us place a base of Ihe fuinaee wheie the (old an dint house can his small jiggc in the 1 1 w n h Thev tell me that n ng in t he last five ea; ui naee is not p( rfoi inn f your pipes and try ated with half the amount of fuel will save in no a iioaeh inonev t me. 1 !) bad at i.i f l i poppa ha.- I.e. than er a i rived on the small electric fan s cut ei ; t he ent ire u .. .1 former ly and halt pay the taxes 'V e i a m: ok 11 t: OIH II ; n l,i iS ai an mi t h . t , , ! t i u g t hen. ;,' not, nguicei --o if the the use 1 1 hie Sitting Atop the World With Jim Marshall ''Your old sickness is coming hack to you" - writes H. E. Cole referring to various twinges of Get-It-and-Loafitis that have been r.tiiring these old bones lately "and I am firmly convinced your ancestors were pirates..." not pirates, Mr. Cole - altho there was a faint banker strain in the family j:ome centuries ago but rAien as we always say - every family has its closet-skclctons closet-skclctons and maybe there was a congressman somewhere in your ancestry. Mr. Cole. . . 'f- V- "The 'Pacific Exporter' feaves the coast in April" the letter goes on "and why don't you r)tin-dl' r)tin-dl' the Oift aboard bag and baggage bag-gage and '.lead for sea and Get It Out of Your System? "Then you and me can hock our family buses stow the typewriters type-writers in the waste basket and head for Havana, Cuba--where there's a sweet little G0-foot schooner schoon-er that'll war m the cockles of j your heart j "We outfit in Havana and then head tnru the canal and south and west to the 'Spot' that we're not telling anyone about ..." f. f. f. f. Mr. Cole's letter is a bit hazy but we gather we pick up the Gift down at the canal somewhere if that is so the cooking on the 60-focter will have to be done in a deck-galley--because t'.ie Gift gets a 'it squeamish in a pitching boat in hot weather over a hot range but heck! Why cook at alias ali-as long a:, the Mai tints hold out and there is cheese and hardtack and a con Oi bef and maybe a couple bar rels of good beer stowed in t he fore ' la t "h ? .y. :t. .y. We ' have ho :' it':., nearly breaking mil hca r t ! it always oops along about this time in the spring when the sap starts to run and the first or whatever they are - the sunshine the old wanderlust comes along and we start to spread out the charts of the South Seas -and read books about coral atolls and waving wav-ing palm trees f. if. Sf. The Big Parade It's verified, this story of how a seven-inch catfish was found in the fork of a tree 40 feet above the ground in New Philadelphia, O. W. E. Geiger, park superintendent superintend-ent of the town, was a witness to the finding of the fish by two sawyers, saw-yers, who were working on a rotted rot-ted tree in the park. They threw t'.ie fish in a lake and it swam away. It is believed that a bird carried the fish to the tree, where it survived in a small pool of water held in the fork. KE HADIO Girls' schools, at least in London, Lon-don, hrve been t.ji.cco ionsy-tuivy bv radio and home dancing. In reveral sch -ls, the '.lead mistresses mistres-ses have discovered that the girls vi'i go without sleep to dance. Hence the new bedtime schedule at the Heckenham school in London: Lon-don: Gills of ir, 8:30 p. m.: girls of lf 9 o'clock; giils of 17, f:l.r, nd girls of 18. 9:30 o'clock. INVESTIGATION Ordinarily, "held fcr investigation" investiga-tion" is an easy c'.iarge to place 1 against a police prisoner-, "nit l e- your troubles which never docs any good anyway AND. LISTEN: Just wait a , couple of years, Mr. Cole and we'll take a chance on the 60-foot er with ''OH. cently in Omaha, Neb., it gave police one of their biggest jobs of the year. Kr ani l in L. Smith, arrested on the street for investigation, investi-gation, was wealing two overcoats. .ne raincoat, one pair of overalls, four suits, two sweater's, and layer after layer of underwear. He couldn't tell where he got the clothes or why he was wcai ing t'.u in. 13 In Oklahoma City. Okia., I F. Dearbeek, unm; layed. though his luck had changed because he finally fin-ally managed to land a job. He was given time card No. 13. and he ehucl.led to himself as he st tolled tol-led over- to a street department truck. "My lucky number," tie said to himself. Lut it was all bad luck. for liearbeck tuned the (rank, the motor backfired, and the swinging crank broke his wrist. Ieai-beck changed his n u m 1 x i . i'.IG WOOL SHII'MKM i l I L )N, Mont .. Mar. 7 U I!' Wool shipments from the Pillon area, among the largest producing distri'-ts in Montana, totaled 2,071-',-1;"5 pounds in 1932, a slight decrease over the 1931 total. The wool was shipped in 8,140 hags, comprising H6 carloads. Sale of the wool brought but $180. 34.8.90, the smallest small-est return since 1901. PAYSON CLUBS BACK PROJECT PAYSON Having continued -vr a period of nine weeks and nding on Frid ay, March 3, the ladies of the Cultus club, Lady Lions and American Legion Au ' ..ry have .allied on one of then nost sue, e-;sful civic projects. rndcrp.ourished children lrom he Taylor and Peteetneet schools, unhiding children from t'ne fust to fifih grades inclusive have been seived hot lunches during the noon hour. Selections weie made by the teachers and school nurse and the children were provided tickets which entitled them to this service-Meals service-Meals weie served in the I.O.O.K. h;H dining room on each of the five school days cf the nine w'eeks ami 2210 well balanced, nourishing ho' !rn hes were .served during the .a l aid. ' n ! e;t n I a V 1 1. 1 ; M i : a II .Mid tile f i .1 .. I t I . I ) I . I wee La nt . M i s. I .ueille A . U rmanson. M rs rnick, Mrs. Mildred Gladys W I son ; second week, Clyde Wilson, Mrs. Peatl Oft, M :iia M i .-. Mis St t vi :-e I 1 ! - 'Ul ! 1 I-Mna .V i - Ilui Simon ( 1 1 ace 1 ella is. Mr. i ay it'.! i M i s ( ;iadys Winter s. ( Meson ; sixth week, McClellan, Mrs. Anna . Kdna Street, Mrs. El-Mis El-Mis Lizzie Burdick; week. Mrs. L. P. Vickers, loi.s Wilson. Mrs. Mary lo M : .- a .'ton Carlisle. Mrs. Wightrnan; eighth week. !1:'1 la la ndson. Mis. Ida h M i s Aleen Persson. Mrs. M dm ed McClellan, Mrs. Eppie i 1 .v.-.'t'd: ninth week, Mrs. Kfiza C. White. Mi.- Lula Erlandson, Mrs. Istni.:., W;l ;on. Mis. Adelia Dixon, Mis. FUa Reeee. In addition to . i r i n t he mea 1 ate! a poi f ion A number of made co-it i at.le ;o gi wa mad. It lr.ir l.o.: . ri c .r.t: f. O () without ' was j. lllowmg . Mi . M on.-' .ii enei a 1 ladies Lot t le . M i s ished So i n !l itot ai fine c tor tin ice t t h. W : i aot serving and pie-the pie-the ladies don-of don-of the material, additional ladies it ions hut were un- e then time. A canvas of all business houses inning of 'he project and ibuUd generously. The F piovuh-d the building ha i ge and the city furn- bg'hts and fuel. Mr. s very helpful as a jan-in jan-in a general way. This' ."i at ion w as responsible lendid success of the pro- Da isy M 1 lurrticll. The movie jiersons who ward. s rarely show it. faint alwavs fall but fol- Oor M i s. M i s. Mrs. Edith Smith. Mrs. Nellie Stewart. Mrs. Lodasca Dixon; third week. Mrs. Delia Huish. Mrs. Verna Ellsworth, Ells-worth, Mrs. Ernia Shuler Mrs. Iris Amos. Mrs. Bit ha Wight man: four-tb week. Mis. Frances Simpson. Simp-son. Mrs. Lois Hates, Mrs. Mary Je'-pson. Mrs. Iva Chase. Mis. Zen-do Zen-do Jones; filth week. Mrs. Cuba Davis.' Mis. Annie Curtis; Mrs. )ne ike wil eat in a six - month p a bout i iod. l.r0 mice MVC COUGH DR0p . . . Real Throat relief! Medicated with ingredients ingredi-ents of Vicks VapoRub crocuses push up to smile at a while again -to have But it'll have to wait "nt-i I things get "normf-C trntily youse guys decide pr osperity - it's a sweil idea just to sail away -and loaf for the rest of your life but it ta.ces money Still it's something to think a 'lout and something to dream about instead of mulling over n u WATCH REPAIRING Watches Cleaned . . .$1.50' Main Springs $l..SO Round Crystals 25o DELL CHIPMAN 138 South Third West fl2 How Ready for Immediate Delivery The fineM Ii titli-icradr. qualify ntraiu of hred-to-Iay LeKhorns monntaln bred and acclimated. We can fiirniuli them rtfcht now in any quantity at prleea that ordinary chiclm would rout you. Live delivery K'uaranteed anywhere. We are nlno dlHtributorn for 9ol-IIot Hroodera. Coal Oil or Kiectric, and Lincoln Chick. Keedera. Write un about our Kire I'rotectlon (uarnntee and . I'riase Content on the Sol-Hot Brooder Line. ; 1 RAMSHAW HATCHERIES SOUTH STATE ST., SALT LAKE CITY, UTAII - " ' 4 both here nd iersca'., Sassoi' saeJKStsoQis ' XV . uhrrcver yon find ,ov in hfe. " Jg'W f -7? ' fe Copyright. 1933, Th -Jj American Tobacco Sejpfijii7 Company. SS"1 Monte Carfo. Monaco Character and mildness . . the Lucky combination Wherever you find joy in life . . . there you find Lucky Strike. For Luck ies offer you Character tempting flavor and the full, smooth quality of the finest tobac cos the "Cream of the Crop' But that's not enough. A cigarette ciga-rette should be mild. And so these fine tobaccos are subjected to the famous "Toasting" process. It is "Toasting" that makes Luckies mild just as surely as fine tobaccos tobac-cos pvc Luckies character. And for these two reasons character and mildness Luckies Please!" -i- Jecause 'lx's toasted |