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Show PAGE TWO PROVO (UTAH) EVENING HERALD, FRIDAY, MARCH 3, 1 9 3 3 "Proclaim v Uberty throug-b alt the land Liberty Bell The Herald Every Afternoon except Saturday, and Snnday Morning; Published by the Jleralfi Corporation, 50 South First West Street, Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postofflce In Provo. Utah, under the act of March 3 1879. Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthman, National Advertising representatives, New York, San Francisco, Detroit, Boston. Los Angeles, Seattle, Chicago. M timber United Press, N. E. A. Service. Western Features and the Scrippa League of Newspapers. Subscription trrms by carrier in Utah county 50 cents the month; $2.75 for six months, in advance; $5.00 the year, in advance; by mail, in the county $4.50; outside Utah county. $5.00. GOOD-EYE 0 All That By JIM MARSHALL I'm saying- good-bye today in all the languages I can think of. Good-bye to all that! Good-bye to a government that thinks it's all right to feed cows and mules and let people starve. Goodbye Good-bye to an administration that ladles out billions to banks, insurance companies and railroads and then turns around and soaks the poor to save the rich. Adios to you, too, Ray Lyman Wilbur, secretary of the interior. in-terior. Adios to you -and your smug conviction that the depression depres-sion is good for children. Farewell to you, Walter Brown, postmaster general. Farewell Fare-well to you and your $25,000,00O-a-year handouts to steamship lines for packing a few pounds of mail; farewell to your labor-hating attitude toward poor mail-carriers; farewell to your roarings to postmasters to forget civil service and boost the Republican party. Vaya con Dios, Pat Hurley, secretary of war, with your pea-cock-pieening before mirrors and your insistence-on keeping 2000 swivel-chair army officers on the payroll. Auf Wiedersehen, Charles Gates Dawes and may the luck you had in resigning from the H. F. C. just in time to have $80,-000,000 $80,-000,000 of R. F C. money drop into your lap, follow you always. Adieu to you, "Light Horse Harry-' Stimson, secretary of state. Adieu to you and your bungling diplomacy, that almost pulled us into a war with Japan. Here's your topper, Ogden Mills. Don't slam the door when you go out, taking' with you your ideas that the rich and powerful ought to run the country for their own benefit. Toodle-oo, Andrew Mellon. Toodle-oo to you and your bust ed myth; your famous illion-dollars-wrong treasury estimates; your aluminum tariff3; your financial juggling. You stayed too long, anyway, Andy. Toodle-oo! Bye-bye, William Nuckles Doak, secretary of labor, and your faking of unemployment figures and your ready truckling to wealth. Eye-bye to you and your betrayal of labor for political ends. Good-bye to the whole kit and caboodle of you. The air will be sweeter tomorrow and the sun will shine brighter. For years we've had the exploitation of the people, by the politicians, for the rich. We've had bureaucracy enthroned on the bent back of the taxpayer. We've had all for a few, and a few for themselves. I'm saying good-bye good-bye to all that . . . 1 hope. V aJ eaitiLoim Howdy, folks! Japan Is planning plan-ning to blockade Chinese seaports, sea-ports, according: to a cable dispatch. dis-patch. A fortune awaits the young adventurer who first runs the blockade with a shipload of contraband con-traband chop suey. u- j- Historical query Was it Bob Moorefield who first suggested that the name of Center Street should be twanged to Chow Mein Street? OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS COMMERCE & FINANCE If an embargo is placed on the exportation of Chinese foodstuffs, Oswald C. Glotz, hustling young business promoter, promot-er, will flood the Provo market with counterfeit chow mein, he declared de-clared today. "I will make my chow mein out of fresh seaweed and bits of chopped-up pencil erasers," eras-ers," Mr. Glotz explained to reporters. report-ers. Photo by Jim Needham. News item says that Mr. Roosevelt Roose-velt promises to make White House receptions strictly informal. The guests will be permitted to enjoy themselves by throwing but tet balls at the butler, no doubt. EPITAPH Erect a monument To little Will; He roller-skated Down University hill! Sir Malcolm Campbell drove an automobile the other day at the rate of 272 miles per hour, or almost al-most as fast as some of these speed maniacs along University avenue during the rush hour. DAILY DOUBT "Beer is now the major con-;ern con-;ern of most of ;he people of this country." Har-Jld Har-Jld J. McPhail, manufacturer. TAeTE rr, MA GO ON, L WANT OU -TO 9EE HOW S-ooo rr FtR vios CookW rr ON A BOMf IRE, 3"S tRW.lt-WAltU 1 GtT -TOU fH&Nl KOE TO OuT STRfW TCW A COOPt-E SPOONFULS , MA, AM'TEA-l. ME. HOW GOOD uH-VslEU - X CAN! 6E rPS GOOD- rr loos verv good! x kVaow rr is - rr BUT 1M MOT Y-VOMOPN' RVGHT MOW "L CAM Te.V VTE 6000,Tr0, V V yr r a lasi. .TDvuy.., flTG. U. S. PAT. OFT. V5 1 f) BY NEA SERVICE. IHcS 3 3 , When Is a State Just? By Hill Billy LETflNGr GOOD ENOUGH ALOtte clothes and $(100 I Sitting Atuj) i With Jim Marshall I al! ttn s.,h Ichk -tc-li U in . ! With Jim All Hie nn-l tuli:-l s hies have been about littlP Lucy Cotton of New York -whose mother says lut y needs $3000 a montli to live on to get by says Lucy's mamma she must have an $800-a-month apartment :md a chauffeur and hrake and a lyric soprano. SHOO worth of worth of food this is i 11 very wrong and immoral im-moral say the sobbies and doubtless doubt-less is but what do they propose it? t'.iink Lucy ought to to the Itvel of ether vide peop nice fittle flock of jobs for who need them if. f if, if. to do ubout Oh they be brought childt -n Y- mm m w m wwt m -m -m r may ue it s rime to Buy now It is more than three years now since John D. Rocke-felrer Rocke-felrer announced it was time to buy "good sound stocks." The oldgentleman apparently took his own advice, for it was recently announced his fortune has declined several score million dollars. Mr. Rockefeller apparently was three years ahead of his tine. Maybe this is a good time to buy "good sound stocks." Nobody knows. But it seems a good time to buy other things. The world is certainly full of bargains in homes, cars, furniture -and labor. Hoarding up money, as some people are doing, is not only silly ; it is holding back recovery; The hoarders, who must buy what they need SOME time, are simply putting off buying until prices go up. When they DO buy, they will pay more. Prices of everything seem thoroly deflated. They may OTk Inwpr hut tVi n TYrrvhnriiHrv i nil tVio nt Vipt WAV Cl(Y- tainly, tne chances are for higher levels and so buying things now is a good bet. Writer to The Herald advocates equipping Orem cars with radios. Well, at that, we don't know which would sound worse- a flat wheel or a radio crooner. liadios on Orem cars might be all right, but how in heck ecu Id passengers tell the difference dif-ference between a screeching " Li'l Gee Gee says that the man I who invented double-deck sand wiches had an exaggerated idea of the width of the human mouth. Some of these modern novels remind re-mind us of a vacuum cleaner h:t after it has been used for a couple of hours full of dirt, n Valve grinding and hrake relin in-. ART SHANNON. We don't we think i.tlu-i (.hil.lien ouht I i ): brought up to Li icy level ti.ut t'ic trouble witli a lot of tis Wo a iv always trying to drag the rich down to our level instead c f trying to push ourselves up to their level vh.?t good wot id it do any of us if all the millionaires suddenly lost n:o:t of their wealth? it. wouldn't put any money in our pockets " Per.ple :ay it is wicked for a kid t spend $3000 a month what do they expect her to do lock it up in a vault somew'aere? believe us anyone who spends $3000 a month these days is a public pub-lic '.cnefaetor and somebody ought t stint a move to bring I i ' v Col ton out t ) this burg ;md let her .- pend the bucks around town that hunk cf oi.i would pro- As for us we are tickled to death to know that Lucy is probably prob-ably providing work for a dozen j -ople- w'.io probably support another an-other dozen or' two between them this is a much better way of disposing of $3000 every four weeks than living on two bits a day and giving the rest to charity people are always saying that what other people Want is Work and that is precisely and exactly what Lucy provides for them if. if. if. if. Half the trouble in this country (Hill Billy's views In his dally stones are His own. They do not necessarily coincide with those of this newspaper. EDITOR). I most sincerely believe that the only possible escape from the mess the world is in lies in the return to the simpler more savage, if you wish state, wheie self-determination actuated the individual where natural environment forced mutual aid and where the state was merely the honest expression of individuals. Outside of savage tribes--what few have not been commercialized and boozeized - probably the best example of a pure democracy is Switzerland and at last reports that little bleak, bare mess of high mountains and steep farmsteads farm-steads was getting along better than any uthei spot in civilization. "If we say that each individual needs potection from violence and combinations for violence, that therefore an honest people should combine to secure se-cure such protection, this is well; but if upon this basis a governmental power is built which proves to be oppressive, we deny that such government is good, whatever good acts it may peifoim." James L. Walker in ' The Philosophy of Egoism." That I hold a fundamental statement; when any government fails to secure for its citizens - not its subjects qual opportunity, equal chance at the natural riches of the earth, then that government has proven itself unworthy and has no longer an excuse for existence ely it has no alibi for the suppott of its citizens. A free man's government is merely the exptession of the general public purpose to achieve for everyone the highest good. lhiieau .nd commissions and presidents and generals and admit d . an! se -atifs and roast guards and cops and sheriffs and tax coll.-ct l - anl senates and "constables and dog-catcheis and gaibage collect ots have no inherent rigid to exist unless they perform continuously a fundamental, funda-mental, helpful service to the citizenry. Once this little notion enteis into the voting intelligence of this country we may get somewheie. I do not adndt that a mere man becomes a Jehovah over my h use. or my family, or my acres, or my thoughts, or my money, because he is appointed a judge for life, because he pins on a star, because he is given a sword, or because he has acquired a battleship to play with. I ''o you ? HILL LILLY is caused because people who have money won't let go of it if there were more $3000-a-nionth kids -and whete regiments of $;00-a-month children things ! would be different incidentally, there's almost j enough wealth in this country to J allow $f00 a month for raising j eac.i ctiild and plenty over for the old folks and instead of tearing tear-ing down to our level -we ought to build up to a higher one AND, LISTEN: The only thitvg we wish about Lucy Cotton is that she was spending $300,000 a month .lead of $3000. A fall of snow does not halt operations at airpoits in mountainous moun-tainous central Idaho. Smooth runways ate made by compressing compress-ing the snow with a heavy toller. & x II i Buy Beauty by the Gallon SEROTONE CD. o x Slliiiii! t 0 Piilllpjl fl III liilliy MS Gallon Backed by th I , strongest guarantee mtmc written for paint Home beauty within easy reach of every home owner! 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Cenidr PROVO Phone 67 1 50c NECKTIES For Men and Boys 19c $2.00 HATS For Men Go At $1.00 $2.00 Moleskin PANTS For Men FOR PRESIDENT'S DAY SPECIALS BOYS' UNION SUITS Regular 50c. 25c MEN'S DRESS SHIRTS $1.(M) values. 35c ROYS' SWEATERS-- Part VVo.,1 79c GIRLS' $1.00 TAMS-- Only PART WOOL UNION SUITS Aihn For Boys BOYS' HI-CUTS. L9 8 tEUlS' .S.UU SHOES and Oxfords. . 149 LADIES' SATEEN SLIPS 50c values. . . . JC Men's Fancy DRESS CAPS Values to $2.00 for . . . t,l)g"g!w!jfJS!l Ladies' and Girls' Fancy DRESS HATS 79c 25c BROOM 5 TIE With each purchase of $2.00 or more SATURDAY Ladies' Fancy SLIPPERS Real $3.00 Values $149 OXFORDS For Boys and Girls Patents and Calfskins $1.50 Oig values wiy w 49c 'its 9c ROYS BREECHES Regular $1.00 . . BOYS' ?.n GOLF HOSE. j)V COTTON (H'ILT BAfl RAYON L. D. S. (JAR- ntg ME NTS "C RAYON AG NITE GOWNS JfC LADIES' HOUSE SLIPPERS ?gr Now ilfC MEN'S $5.00 coats... $299 FINE SCARFS $1.00 values IvOYS' RUBBER KNEE aa BOOTS... Men's Heavv, Double Back U D. S. GAR- 49c MENTS, Old or New Style. 79c $4.00 Sheepskin COA'I'S For Boys Large Sizes $145 Men's Heavy Horsehide WORK GLOVES 75c values 39c 2 Regular Size VVATEK GLASSES for 5C Limit Men's Fleeced Lined UNION SUFI'S. 49c a - aaaai 25c WOOLErt sox Ua ; Men .... IOC - ' ' ' U- - ri rl ' Q 11 1 W Air f A f ft 368 West Center St, Provo Heavy Wool SWEATERS For Men $3.00 values 1.29 As Youthful In Appearance As a Snap-Brim Hat . . . These shoes are made for men who want to keep on feeling young. ? It's Time to Begin Thinking-Seriously Thinking-Seriously About Light Colored SHOES. Be sure your feet arc right this spring Fawn Kid Arch Support Tie White Faillette "T" Strap THE 168 West Center Provo TRY OUR REPAIR DEPT. m fcrffeaaaa! , , , , , ; , i. a- v |