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Show i PROVO (UTAH) EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 2 7, 1932 CfACt TV7Cf I? i "Proclaim liberty throughout the JmhP-Tha Liberty Ilcll The Herald A SCRIPPS-CANFIELD NEWSPAPER Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Morning Published by the Herald Corporation. 50 South First West Street, Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class mattex at the poatotXice In Provo, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Gllman, Nicoll & Ruthman, National Advertising representative. New York, San Francisco, Detroit, Boston, Los Angeles, Seattle, Chicago. Subscription terms by carrier In Utah county 50 cents thie month; $2.75 for six months in advance; $5.00 the year In advance; by mail, In rue county, $4.50; outside Utah county, $5.00. J. A. Owens, Business Manager. E. R. Rasmuson, Managing Editor. i Andersen Deserves Your Supporjt 'Tvell afford to cast their votes on November 8 for Julius C. Sanderson of Provo, Democratic candidate lor state auditor I-' Here is a man wno Is conceded by members of both parties par-ties to be eminently Qualified by experience and training, for f;he position he seeks. He is personally known to thousands f Utah county residents, an acquaintancesnip jvnicn m nany cases goes back almost half a century. His honesty and inteerritv are above reproach as his nanv friends will readilv testify. He measures up in every ietail to the high requirements demanded of one who seeks f, his important position of trust. " His lite, wnicn nas oeen spent in novu, iias luiauancu im with wide business experience and an excellent back- und for the exacting duties of the office. He has triven unstintingly of his time for public activi- o-hout his career, always ready and willing to ren- tl ' f 3er service to his fellow man. His ability cannot be questioned. During the many rivenr-R that he conducted an aDsiract uusmras m xic rraade many friends who are standing by him loyally now, Wrarrllpss of Dartv ties. Julius C. Andersen is worthy of your support. Your mirl5ippl You'll makft no COililUcIlCt; in nun ha nu 'jy-- r mistake if you place a cross by his name when you mark .your ballot on November 8 ! I &dr NET PROFIT GAINS ; Wilmington, Dei., Oct. 26 cjjzy profit for the quarter ended Sept. 80 was $233,371, against $213,011 in Ihe preceding quarter. PERPETUAL MOTION-LESS Client: That new clerk you have seems to be a steady younff fellow. Boss: Yeah, if he was any steadier hed be absolutely motion- less. v Howdy, folks! A seat at the Chicago grand opera can now be purchased for 60 cents. This is very cheap when you consider con-sider that, for a mere half-dollar, the customer gets 11,290 soprano shrieks. 9,899 baritone bellows. 10,367 contralto yelps. 8,462 basso profundo groans. More than 10,000 persons attended attend-ed the opening performance of the Chicago grand opera. But maybe the majority of these were just college cheer-leaders trying to pick up some of die finer points of the art of yelling. 3f fi 3fc Of course there are others, but one difference is that chickens on a farm go to bed earlier. if, 2ft ft !( WHERE THERE'S LIFE THERE'S SOAP "May I read your Palm, Olive?" "Not on your Life, Buoy!" "Then I'm out of Lux." , FLAYS GOVERNMENTAL ! INEFICCIENCY I-:benczer J. Rhubarb, can d Mate fcr congress, today issued a scathing scath-ing denunciation of the weathei bureau for Its failure to pro duce warmer winters. Candidate Candi-date Rhubarb who is something some-thing of an amateur weather weath-er prophet himself, him-self, predicts p very severe win ter. "The fringf on the bo torn of my trousers Is nearly half an inch longer than usual," he points out. 2fi 3p Sfr f Note to Business It's much harder to turn a corner lying down. fc fr No doubt, a goldfish gets an aw ful kick out of watching all the funny animals on the other side of the glass. A Word of Advice: DONT GIVE IT. Sfc ft 2f If, Financial Note-Yes, Note-Yes, Indeed, there are lien days. fc Ladeez an' Gemmen of th' great invisible audience. . 3fr 3ft Sf, -ART SHANNON. HOW TO AVOID STOMACH GAS First thing throw away your magnesia, soda, and all the other stuff like that Then eat what you like and don't worry whether you can digest it or not. For if you will simply take a tablespoonful of mentha pepsin (artificial stomach juice) before your meals, your once weak stomach stom-ach can handle anything without a bit of trouble. No more gas, fullness, pain, bloating all are gone, says Hed-quist Hed-quist Drug Co., or you can have your money back. Adv. Sitting Atop the World With Jim Marshall We have listened very dutifully duti-fully to Mr. Hoover explaining how it might have been worse and Mr. Roosevelt explaining how it couldn't be and to their somewhat muddled ideas for straightening things out but we have yet to hear it suggested sug-gested that one bright thing we might do is shut down the schools and universities for five years which is obviously a sane and sound suggestion This romantic notion would not only save the taxpayers somd hundreds hun-dreds of millions of at Tlar:; a. year but it would stop for some time the annual dumping into the labor market of hundreds of thousands of "highly educated" youths for whom there are no jobs - pnv sr.r.e man can ee tne utter imbecility year after year of producing pro-ducing thousands of pense while during thousand:, of well trained serfs at huge expense while there colds TtU. HER Tl End Colds Quick HE was an easy victim to colds -end they hung on so long until she suggested the use of NR tablets. He seldom catches colds now. When he dors they are quickly broken up. This sife. dependable, all-vegetable corrective Nature's Remedy strengthens and regulates bowel action as ro other laxative can carries away poisonous wastes which make you susceptible suscep-tible to colds, dmy epclls, headaches, biliousness. bili-ousness. Works pleasantly, too. No griping. Try a box. 25c at your druggist's. T,-.. n C" Quick relief for acid tndjgcs-TUM5 tndjgcs-TUM5 tkm. heartburn. Onty 10c. KM - .,. ten li V x v ' " y : " ' " ' ' 'i f u - A?cauut"' z. THE BLACK PANTHER "Nature in the Raw" as por trayed by thegredt animal painter, Paul Bransom inspired by the natural ferocity of "Bagheera," the black panther in the famous "Jungle Book." "Nature in the Raw is Seldom $dild""and raw tobaccos havend place in cigarettes i ' cJ:. .. .a .....& mm No raw tobaccos in Lmckies -tliat? why'-theyre so inniild V TTE buy the finest, the very finest W tobaccos in all the world but that does not explain why folks everywhere regard Lucky Strike as the mildest cigarette. The fact is,we never overlook the truth that ".Nature in the Raw ;is Seldom Mild" r so these, fine tobaccos, after, proper aging and mellowing, are then given the benefit of that Lucky Strike purifying puri-fying process; described by the words "It's toasted". That's why folks in every tity, town and hamlet say that Luckies are such mild,cigarettesi -It's mm That paclcafTQ! of mild Lkckics is no useful to perform labor for the serfs Of course the question arises: If there is no way for these young people to "get an education" which will be useless to them anyway any-way what will they do for a living? the answer is easy: They will go out and instead of becoming low-paid serfs probably become independent Americans many of them carving out chunks of land into life-sustaining homesteads and curiously enough they will be much happier at this game than in trudging around from factory to factory looking for a chance to wear someone's collar. When industiy finds itself with an oversupply of bath-tubs or a glut of automobiles it sensibly shuts down its plants but when a nation discovers itself it-self with a vast over-surplus of fair-to-middlin' technical workers it hasn't sense enough to shut down the education factories it keeps them running at full blast in order to further depress wages and add to the sum total of human misery by incieasing the oversupply. So this department proposes a thing so sound and sensible that it hasn't a chance of success merely mere-ly the reduction for a time of the surplus of "educated" and useless people what shall it profit a man if he knows biochemistry and colloquial collo-quial Sanskrit but cannot get a job working at either? and wouldn't he be a darn sight better off growing potatoes and rutabagas for himself rout on a farm somewhere where he will not be handed out a dole every week T AND, LISTEN: Maybe thla sounds haywire to you but if you worked on a ncvrrapcr nnd saw J 18 college "journalism" graduates a day come aroun- ;ootlng for n o n- existent jobs maybe it wouldn't ucem so nutty after all. The Bible now can be read in C55 languages and dialects. NEW DISCOVERY REACHES CAUSE OF STOMACH GAS Dr. Carl found that poisons In the UPPER bowel cause stomach gas. His simple remedy Adlerika washes out the upper bowel, bringing out all gas. Hedquist Drug. Co. Adv. 3 Q DISCOUNT UNTIL OCT. 31 ON BATTERIES ANTI SPAIIK PLUGS DRAKE LINING and Other Winter Auto Necessities Never before has Firestone made it possible for us to offer such wonderful values at such low prices. Buy now, and take advantage of this fiscal year closing sale. Now is the time to prepare your car for winter driving. driv-ing. Drive in today! FREE DATTERY TEST & FREE DRAKE Have your battery tested on Firestone scientific testing equipment. equip-ment. This will give you accurately the condition condi-tion of your battery. Wo will inspect and clean cables, terminals and case, rirestone Battery Bat-tery Factories are the most efficient plants in the world. Firestone Batteries have big full-sized full-sized plates and are guaranteed from 12 to 24 months by Firestone and ourselves. Don't be without dependable battery service when you can buy a Firestone Battery at these low prices. 20 Discount With Tour Old Cattery Cat-tery on Firestone's Seven Complete Com-plete Lines of Batteries Until October 31 ANTI -FREEZE Avoid a cracked radiator this winter. Protect your motor with Firestone Anti-Freeze. Anti-Freeze. No worry no trouble. One fill lasts all winter can be reclaimed in the spring. We thoroughly inspect the entire cooling system for leaks radiator, hose, fittings tighten all clamps free. Don't take chances with faulty brakes. Have your brakes tested today on Firestone scientific electric brake tester. No guesswork, actual conditions shown. If you need your brakes relined, equip with Firestone Aquapruf Brake Lining made by a special Firestone water-proofing process, which gives you brake a that hold in tret weather. Brakes do not grab, chatter or squeal. Silent, sure stopping. 20 Discount Until Oct. 31 FREE Sparlt Flag TEST The Firestone Spark Plug Factory Fac-tory is modern and most efficient. It is equipped with latest precision preci-sion machinery for testing all materials every spark plug must pass Firestone's high standards. . - - e ,"na i r iresione spars; nugs are manufactured in all types and sizes, for every make and model of automobile, truck," tractor, bus, motor boat, air plane, lighting plant and stationary engine. Old plugs mean waste of gas loss of power slow starting. Equip your car today for winter win-ter service! Save time, money and trouble! Firestone give you the greatest spark plug values and most dependable efficiency ever offered! Come in today and let us test your spark' plugs free. Our test will show you actual plug conditions. 20 Discount Until Oct. 31 20 Discount Until Oct. 3X SEILIL HJ TTOGJIl WS)IKLPJ We will make a liberal Cash Allowance for your old tires to apply on new, safe Firestone High Speed Tires. Don't take unnecessary chances on thin, worn tires this winter when you can have the Extra Safety of Firestone at lowest basic prices ever known. Firestone Gum-Dipped Tires hold all world records on road and track for speed, safety, mileage and endurance. endur-ance. The tough, thick Firestone Tread is designed to grip the road eliminating; eliminat-ing; hazardous skids on Blippery pavements. Ride with the safety only Firestone Tires can give you. Glen Schultz recently set a new world's record in climbing Pike's Peak. His car was equipped with Firestone Non- Skid Tires making six consecutive years The Firestone Tread is designed with angles and projections to give the maximum traction and non-skid. The brakes can atop the wheels, but the tire must atop thexxur. Firestone has been on the winning car in this hazard" ous mountain race, where a skid or tire failure meant ' i death. - For thirteen consecutive years Firestone Gum-Dip--ped Tires have been on tho ' ; winning cars in the annual 500-mile Indianapolis Race J Just recently Ab Jenkins set ' another world's record on ') Firestone Tires by driving his Pierce-Arrow 112 miles Vr per hour for 24 consecutive hours, covering 2,710 miles. -4 on the hot salt sands of Sal- duro, Utah, without tire trouble. Why buy any other tire ' . when Firestone Gum-Dipped Non-Skid li Tires cost no more and ore first choice of men tcho know. ' Drive in today. Trade your old tires for the safest tires in the, world. '-. . FROST SHIELDS Regular $1.00 value 75c Lubrication by Trained Men: ( FORD and CHEVROLET LARGE CARS . $11.00 $LG0,o $2.50 0 0 Q)3 700 East 3rd South mm I Phone 1562 .. . lwm:. icrQ utmcmm' ii ;csas7 smoA |