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Show . i r PAGE TWCf PRO VO (UTAH) -EVENING HERALD, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 6, 1 9 3 2 SECTION TWO " ,. r - f s St - "Proclaim liberty t&roobbut tfte,1dB--Tho XibertrQ -. -is A SCRIPPS-OANFIELD NEWSPAPER Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Morning Published by . the' Herald' Corporation, 00 'South' First .West Street, Provoi Utah. Al , ... - entered as second-class matter at the postoffice In frovo,vutah, under the Ft . act "of March 3, 1879. .1 f Oilman,' Nlcoll &;Ruthrnan, National Advertising: representatives. New York, San ; . v v. Francisco,? Detroit, Boston, Loa Angeles, seatue, cnicago. Subscription terms by carrier In Utah county 60 centar the month; $2.75 for six months in advance; y v $5.00 the year in advance; by mail. In the oounty, $4.50; outside Utah county, $5.00. r J. A. Owens, Business Manager. E. R. Raamuson, Managing Editors 'i Con the Surplus, NOW! Too much time, we fear, has already been lost in the canningand storino; of fruits and Vegetables for the use of the local relief organizations during the coming winter. Nature Na-ture has provided a bounteous yield of everything, but due to the depreciation of air commodity prices, the returns to farmers in many cases are Insufficient to pay for the picking and marketing of the crop. This was true in the case of the tomato harvest, and it is true to some extent of the peach crop also. i ; f ' .' Springville has taken time by the forelock and organized organ-ized the varioulTcommunity groups into a commendable project pro-ject by which it is hoped to preseve a vast amount of foodstuffs food-stuffs which would otherwise be wasted. There are vexing problems of financing the purchase of cans and galvanizing the many community groups into action, ac-tion, of course, but the local unemployment committees havei solved more difficult problems and will no doubt be confronted con-fronted with many more trying situations before this Work is done. ; ;: - ' President Hoover has sounded the call to all community commun-ity -relief organizations throughout the country that "every family must be fed this winter."- The job is ours, we can't pass the buqk to any one else. . - i Life Insurance The stability of the life insurance industry is based on . therpremise that it does not substitute imagination for facts. It deals with figures, not theories. It is not swayed by busi-ness busi-ness cycles. It is not carried away by skyrocketing in prices. .M,As a result, in normal times it has an, extremely wide inairgin of safety, and in depressed times the margin is more than adequate to meet any conceivable condition. It knows that business cannot always be good -that an above-normal period, must be followed by a sub-normal period, and it runs its affairs accordingly. if . H3tfe insurance has made a magnificent record during . the depression. Last year It paid but close to three billion dollars to policyholders and beneficiaries about 36 times as much as was raised to .meet unemployment by relief agencies. agen-cies. Its record of sales, though naturally below normal, has been far higher than the general business level. It is being nsed increasingly by those who wish to build estates, to bolster up shrunken fortunes, and to find a safe and profitable profit-able investment. , ; Legal reserve life insurance represents" as high a degree : of Safety in an' iiiVestmenf- as is humanly possible to attain." - 'Since scientists have discovered that carbon dioxide is present on Venus In large quantities, they are more than ever assured of the possibility pos-sibility of life on the planet. -- Chocolate should always be cooked cook-ed in a porcelain saucepan In which it can be done rapidly and a large surface exposed so the oil will not separate. , , ; , i Sitting Atop the World .With Jim Marshall To the Reconstruction Finance Corpot ation Washington, D. C. Dear Sirs and Brothers: How is .chances to borrow a couple dollars for a few months at the uEual rate? The reason Is men we would like tot lay In some winter wood and coal and we could probably give you a sort of mortgage mort-gage on the fuel r-only that would hardly do we suppose because we would be burning up the collateral all the time Of course we understand that you have to have good security for a loan like a railroad that is a million miles in debt and hasn't earned a cent for ten years. or maybe one of Mr. Dawes' banks like the one that got $80,-000,000 $80,-000,000 just after Charley resigned from your corporation and we must say that Charley timed his quitting just right but, of course, it was a mere coincidence he happened to quit just before he needed $80,000,000 or at least that's what everybody says . , . T' 4 But, anyii'ay, gents r- If you could see your way clear to let us have about $18 for a few months it would help out and we could get a new suit this one we are wearing is sort of shiny on the pants and - frayed around the edges and there are some pretty good suit sales here right now r we could probably pay you back at say $3 a month and you could write, to -our jMWWjaud lie, wljl ten you we are a pretty good worker work-er and sort of steady and always save some of the old check : In this way you would be putting put-ting some money in circulation and not like when you foist a few millions onto a bank because all they do is ct-U about 19 vice presi- ' - 275 EAST THIRD SOUTH V PHONE 129 ; : SPECIALS FOR -SATURDAY; SEPT. 17 Mfiimmi&! Us 11 Eree Balloon With Each 2 Pkgs. ; i - 5 VA' tAnd A Green Glass Cake: Plate Free PS7 To , (So 2) ntbo s2)(oi id SB ;ii?alhym:;a&ei?a 'a ib. ."'.-' ... Half or Wh ole ' ; 1 tvl 1 .;;M..ir.;.B; JR..-- J -v.. J. - O-.'J.J..-4! OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS v, . c euuuoocxKiEss but. i ... ASKAKAHO OF HIS BRAtMS. P J&-7f k"- Fights cxe.r a-omct b , L X V 7rrN:-.or Bor he thikiks J - - ,w sfv IV vw s nu i- z- r PROSPERITY 3 By Hill BiUy s- dents together and have a board meeting and lock up the 'money in a vault somewhere and then try to get ltl now, gents, you know that sort of thing doesn't do anyone any good t-and-what we have to do is get this country with its feet off the ground and onto the accelerator By the way you want to watch out for this Montagu Norman feller from the Bank of England who has a pair of grab-hooks that can snatch money thru a brick wall he is over here or was a few days ago hobnobbing: around in Wall Street and first thing you know he will have all your, money unless you . install fish-hooks in your pockets AND, LISTEN: If you decide to take a chance on us for the $18 just send it along to us in care Of the paper here and we will send you a picture of ourself in the new suit just to show you there is no monkey business about this. The young hippopotamus is not gray-Tit is a pinkish color. t; a m m m - Howdy, girls! Now Is the time to use that one-piece bathing suit for winter underwear! (Hill Billy's views In his daily stories, are his own. They do not necessarily coincide with those of this newspaper. EDITOR.) I am writing this In the middle of August just to get the thing in its proper perspective. For ten and a half weeks there i3 going to be a lot of political uproar. We are about to endue the throes of a national political campaign, and various folks are going to try and make us -mutts be lieve that how we vote will be important. We know that no mattery how we vote, we will get about the ' sort of rabust in the beezer that we have been getting? J j , Whether the pollticiansukhow Jt or not, most of us plain, sap voters thbroly sabe that it makes no difference what party controls congress. It would make no difference if Sister Boole was president and Clarence Un-True Wilson was in charge of the dry squad. It would make no difference if the Fels estate was in charge of the nation and we had a cabinet of single-taxers. It would make no difference if Upton Sinclair was president, and the Socialist party named every high officer. Most of us know this. The stuffed shirts are not kidding us a darn bit. Woodcutters know this: .i.iiimiiii nmm HILL, BILLY hill billies know this; teachers and lawyers and ranchers Jcnow this. Not everybody knows why this is true, but almost everyone I talk with aside from the town politicians feels it. Of course the reason no president or party can do anything is because more than half the created wealth of this nation is each year pledged before it is made in payment of interest on the debts of the nation. Add to that taxes and sinking funds and what is going to be left to feed the people? The big boys know this. They understand thoroly that the majority of public debts of this nation will never be paid. It can't be done. There isn't that much wealth to be created on earth each year, but the big boys keep on grabbing, a billion here, two millions there, mortgages on a posterity that already was sunk. , If every ounce of gold on earth was heaped in a pile the last ounce" would be taken for INTEREST on the debts of this nation before my' boy came of voting age, and he is 16 next birthday. Political prosperity BLAH ! , Sure I'm going to vote for Hoover why not? Jobless workers show here how they're making a living without money. This scene Is in a shoe repair shop, which keeps the feet of 2500 jobless ' off the ground. Hoover is vacillating; Roosevelt is a highbrow; we think we will vote for Mickey Mouse! This is an age of mergers. Why don't four or five of our colleges consolidate? Think of the football team they would have! POLITICAL NOTE I Politician: A wind instrument instru-ment played by wire pullers. i. As we drive along the highways, we sometimes wonder if there are towns or farms behind the billboards. ABILITY Tells JUs father awful lies;" Little Willie, angel eyes, Willie's mama says that he Some day will a statesman be. The Prince of Wales Informs parliament par-liament he is in need of money. Well,. Eddie, if a five spot would help you out S5 sjt Toodle-doo and pip-pip. -ART SHANNON. ..... ;v; : . s-x.t v; i'$r H HELPLESS ABOUT TO CRASH because t'-' f";V; B m; the tires have faUed to grip the road! . . . :m"im H m ,et -hapPen-your loved Ones can jf'Zt'ri' iliiftill '" ;i ;; now have new protection against this men- - ' ? - - f t" .ittll & ace. Guard them with Safety Silrertowna ' s' jSTJ VI -44 fe ll V': -the tire that resists skidding THE SAF- t0mmm'mm i , est tire ever builti r. I'&'A'jv - ? t , n: ' '-, . 1 -11 ifn'ifr ii r'i'fi'"ii'ni'r'" J" virri'iiiii ii nt ""i wi n i m , lf&jjr "i-i. ;-fERiOR"c!utc heafS ing Cord construciion Brings greater "A-JL tbat4$ effect of skid ForousarijdsT lis extra safety em't cost you an .1 ' v. V. is injury or death! . Greater driving speeds quick-action brakes smooth, oil-filmed roads all have increased the skidding hazard. All have increased the responsibility respon-sibility of tires. Goodrich engineers spent three years developing a tire to meet these conditions. The s hew SAFETY ;Silver- tovnorthe safest tire ever builU ; We'll show you ivothat this tire resists skidding more than any other , proof that' its 15 thicker tread gives' thousands of additional anti- skid miles roethaf its Full:Float- ea?ra cent the price is the same as v that of any standard tire. We'll make a generous allowance for your old tires, in the bargain Don't wait put on Safety Silvertowns NOW! ' 7(2) As 4.40-4,5021 ' 4.75-19 ord 1930-31 ( , .Chevrolet 1939-31. re 5.00-19 .DeSoto 192-31 Dodfie 1923 & 1931 Pontiac 1929-31 Willys-Knisht . 1928-31 C9-15 5.2S-10 BuickM. 1931 Chevrolet 1932 OldsmobUe 1923 . 010.3a) ,UESS AIXOWANCS FOR OLD TIRES JOIN THBr SILVIRTOWN SAFETY LSAGUX br! Sla tb S Drlrc' Ptcdfl. Oto- ' v hf --:. en , i -Tv -i -.-'''vwk t 3v j55 S?EST CENTER ST; GOODRICH Jf DQUARTERS J. i - ;IG : " I CHOIC 15 1932 SPRING liALIBS i A& . . . - 1 ' : , " ' ' - - . J - , , J" ' , |