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Show ! - , -St it i .. PAGE TWO PRiOVO (UTAH) 'EVENINGMIRALDMONDAY, MAY 2 3, 19 32 7T C?2 r V. SeripprCcnficId "Prclalm liberty tfaroafhootytbe Umr'.Tb liberty Bell .? - V A S After ertJd CRIFI boon. S-CANFIELD ' NEWSPAPER accept Saturday and Sunday Morning Published by the Herald Corporation, N. Ounnar Rasmuson, president, 50 South First west Street, Provo, utan. -jsnterea as secona-cia&s matter at tne post-office post-office tn Provo, Utah, under, the act ofvllarch 3, 18TO. ' w Oilman, NlcoU Ruthman, National ' Advertising representatives, New YorkrSan H 'SubscDUon termswby carrier, to Utah county, 60 cents the month; 12.75, for six months In advance; $5.00 the year iRaivance; oy mau, in uw co-jniy, .du; oubim uian1 county, a.uu. v J. i A, Owens, Buslne Manager. E. K. Rasmuson, Managing Editor. Fewer Parasites; More Producers V Thereis a jrreat deal of weeping! and wailing. especially at Washington, D. C. because teal economy in the govern- ment-rould result in throwing many federal employes out - of "work. ' k ' - -V It would; and it is unfortunate,', But how are we going to. cut Bxpensea without cutting expenses no onekncws. Y government job; but in that case ther? vrould be no one to pay the bills. . 1 i We already have one-person in seven more or less.des- f " pendent on the government, and the proportion grows greater great-er every -year, as we introduce more fool regulations, restric- tions. and interferences with private liberty. The nub of the whole question is this : Only a very, very sjnalLportion of the huge federal army is engaged' in , ." any productive worfc Thousands of office-holders are mere parasites, performing no useful Jabor whatever. - To assert that those should be kept at the public trough merely because they are there now is utter foolishness. The people we must keep at work in this country are producers, NOT. the parasites. Every parasite drawing: a salary prevents pre-vents a producer from getting one. rjj..kjdi Every dollar paid for taxes-means a dollar less "for industry! indus-try! We want to get MORE men into industry; FEWH3R ' Wasting their time, doing nbthing, in government service. , : In the adjustment, of course, some people must suffer but from the standpoint of the common good there isyno question but that weMUST cut down this huge federal horde we are supporting from our slim means and so give productive produc-tive industry a chance. Today's Observations by the OBSERVER Jlm.'MarshaU Editor Western Features '.V . Sheep At a Dime Apiece : - A few days ago a farmer near Thayer, Neb., shipped a bunch of 39 sheep to an Omaha stockyard, v He got a letter from a commission firm saying that if he would forward $2 in cash everything wouljl be square.- . J .The firm had sold the sheepr-but the amount came to $2 llss.than freight, handling charges and commission. r-iOn the same market, old ewes sold for one dime each. One'dime per sheep. ' y You can . think of a better editorial about his. than we can.;. ; Go ahead! v One of life's ironies isr that there's no way to put , a lux-uiy lux-uiy tax on government, v . Vu;.- t , Idotftknowof a sounder Home investment than a and here's one at Qnly: r vi 7 . ITT; - :-:-x-??:iftv::::W-:-:-:';-; 14 ODEL A wMirvwitkaw lamlaam tub mm famous 'iTtt KUv Vt Utmtnr. hocorinr rbucco itV pqicc J ' One thing you may be sure . of, rhiclj ever f lfay tag you choose i - ?H : you may be sure that' - .it mil give you tne oeac ; of home washing ser-i ser-i vice. And at thelotcest ; cost per washing possible pos-sible to buy Because May tags are built that, : ; way. .built to keep on doing" their work; eas f. 9 ily,'- smbothIyJ ef f i-1 "h - ciently for lohgyearJM Come in and Ieamhow ' will put a new Maytag ; T ;to work in your borne, ,; The Maytag Company , K ManufHcturrrn ! Nwtoa, lows . -. Fadd 1S93' Vaccrs . 'Fnblo'llrcircr Td like to add my mite to the galaxy of odd Information you're digging up, Jim" writes Dr. J. K. T. . --"All the ultra-violet says the human body needs can be obtained by exposing one hand to bright sunhgnt for 10 minutes so exposing expos-ing most of the body, for several hours i3. rather a waste of time and body "Every advance In medicine and surgery ' designed to save people from pain has been bitterly bitter-ly fought by churches and denounced de-nounced from pulpits "And in the South Seas the natives, try to cure smallpox by scraping, the patient all over with sea-shells . . . " J at, . t. -r - Thanks, Doc and did YOU know that . . The United States does not hold a single speed record rail, airplane, motorboat or automobile ' the farthest-west highway sign in the country tells the -ocean mileage mile-age to China Judge Ben ("Companionate Marriage") Llndsey's miaulo name is Earr the dome of the Capitol at Washington is made cf guoss! cast iron . . J a. mf. jack Phillips offers the information informa-tion that the national debt of no nation was ever paid off. . . -but history records that in 1935 and 'HQ the United States paid off all except $37,513 which wasn't due anyway and that's pretty cldse - . 's Lloyd's is batting that the British Brit-ish pound will buy six American dollars next-January 1 it buys about $3.70 now and Lloyd's probably will lose 5C 1,5 J Sjfi A congressman can travel any where he likes aboard a transport OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS T-l&PG.vu GO! At- PROve if !. 1V AU-OS PiCiOMEO -Jl MOW MUCU X WAS TrAdT OF 'ROUND here 40l x Kmow.fer suqh! .M&ve.R A .vsiORO M eoVQCT BACK BROKH , EF? H HE AD CRAOteO OHt40,.7-.iTSi.Al-UMV CHAlR- LOVEW- CHAIR RUlKVTT MOW X K40W HOW L SlAKO ARODMO HERE. MOW X WkIOVV X GiT AST PER FAvORS CERTIK4 PEOPLE S , how Bout Oki THiKiCr x wove ABOUT CHAiR IT HAS . KlQv MOUTH . 5 li.K CHAtR OOiM' ITT n - n . i .. t ..; a uli ji ' vtaj i h ii v' .... .... "o-o" WH MOTHERS GET GRAW & 132 BY MA 6CRVtCC INC. REG. O S. PAT OFT ? VI.' Training School Class Takes Trip The third grade of tha Brigham Young university training school accompanied by Miss Jennie Campbell, Camp-bell, 15 he Darta Bennett and Miss IIeiT.io33 Pctersoii, made a tour, by bus, around Utah lake last week visiting important point 3 of interest inter-est ei.;ouie. AKcnj'iv; j.-ices vi3ited were the Siringville Flour Mills, Booth'n chlcu;i ranch Ii , Spanish Fo Tintlc Standard mine,' and dry farming section, the pumping plant at the north end or Utah lake, the plant of the Utahs Poultry Producers Produc-ers association at American Fork, the canning factory . at Pleasant Grove, the Peay Dairy at American Fork and the Erval Ciristensen fruit orchard on Provo tench. Finally, Fin-ally, a stop was made at the site of old Fort Utah, near the river bridge, west of Provo City. Gets Calldown t 1 s - 1 ; v. , VAV ; l J? s 1 v. f ' - . ) .- S' I Club Makes Educational Trip pROVO-fATIONS Howdy, folks! Noted fashion ex-pert ex-pert says spats are out of style. Not In our family, they ain't! Another thing wrong with this country Is that too many persons are waiting for the good did days to return when they can buy a stock at 15 a share on Monday and sell it for $425 a share on Thursday. I MEN WHO MATTER MEETING POSTPONED v The regular meeting of the" Lad ies' Woolgrowers' . association ol on Vacation -trips and take his Provo, scheduled to be held at the family along, too simply by pay ing $1,50. a day for board some gold mining stocks are selling today for more than at the height f the 1929 boom and having hav-ing bigger dividends, too 3Run. out about 10 a. m. on August 31 and you'll see a partial eclipse-of the sun . There is no law dictating the arrangement of the stars on the flag just custom . effect of caffeine doesn't start for two hours ... AND,. LISTEN: If more people would send in curious facts we home of Mrs. J. L. . Schofield on Friday, May 27, nas been postponed indefinitely. Further announcement will be made. , t - . . wouldn't have to do any work but curiously enough, we could .con-tinueto .con-tinueto collect the -usual salary You rarely see pictures of more than one or two but there . are 70 pyramidsin Egypt ..- the difference Jn shoe sizes in length is one-third of ,antlnch when you feel, pepped-up ; immediately im-mediately after drinking aiciipZlpf coffee, that's self-hynotism - the Twenty-four members of the Brigham Young Ag club end Professors Pro-fessors Martin, Ivins and Nelson made the annual spring tour of that organizaton on Frday. The group viaited fne experimental experi-mental farms of the American Smelting and Refining company, the plant breeding experiments of the sugar plants investigation office of-fice of the U. S. D. A., Utah Poultry Poul-try Producers association plant the officers of the state department of agriculture, the Salt Lake Union stock yards and the Cudahy Packing Pack-ing plant, all in Salt Lake City. ROME Here is Signorina Maria-y Lulsa Uardi, the Italian society woman, wo-man, whose recent shopping tour of London has brought her muchcriti-cism muchcriti-cism from the Italian press The urge to buy nativeproducts is as strong in Italy as it is in other i-uuuuiea. This is J. Abner Asparagus, ef ficiency expert for the American Amer-ican Telephone & T elegraph Co who proposes pro-poses to conceal con-ceal a midget In the coin box of every pay telephone, his duty being to bite on each nickel that's dropped in, to see 1 f it's genuine. We're still trying to discover why Mahatma Gandhi was thrown into jail. -Perhaps it was for riding rid-ing that new bicycle he bought in London on the sidewalk, v - DAILY MARKET REPORT Balloon Tires, inflated. Arrow Collars standing up well. Market awaits Kodak develop ments. Consolidated Elevator due for a orop. Flivver Fendersshaky. The new International dictionary calls a brewery a "zythepsary." Wonder when the zythepsaries are going to open again? sj C ! It's a mighty good thing that some garages don't charge for the erease tneir mec names leave on the upholstery of your car. oh. --ft fc -fe T. " ' IT'S A DAMLI! I had a queer experience, Twas strange, and well I knew It; - I spiel a dandy parking space And no cne beat me w it! PARTING SHOTS ' "You msy think yon resemble resem-ble Clark Gable, Cuthebert, but you look more llke Bull Mon-t?Jia Mon-t?Jia to me!" Interesting Facts of History: The earliest known remedy for dandruff was the guilotine. $ v 23 . , 1 . Be-e-e-e-e it ever so bum-bull, therehairs'g no-ho place like. hum!' o- v ART SHANNON: Happy Returns TANNER IS SPEAKER Dr. Vasco M. Tanner, professor -of zoology and entomology at the Brignam YOung university, lectured lec-tured before the Lehi Lions 41ub Thursday evening on the "Wild Life. Resources of Utah.? Dr. Tanner addressed- the Sharon ptake priesthood meeting Sunday. on the "Value of Information Con-' small boys who grind tneir tee in erningthe Family Tree." in their r.leep. Newlyweds start out with rice and old shoes: - After a while , they haven't any rice. .t. . n- r 'r- A fortune awaits the man who first invents a Maxim silencer for 1 d iff. s y 1 . . y. .: . J" 4" '1 Millions of subjects of the British Empire will say: "Many happy returns" re-turns" to sjueen Marie on May 26, which is her 65th birthday anniversary. anni-versary. Altho lots of fun has been poked at the queen's hats, many a girl would like this one, which is worth a few dollars. This is- the queen's latest portrait. Diplomas Couldn't Win Tliem JoHsSo I f ' ' ' 1 V it . l r - f ryr ?: - t 1 ' ; 21 1T0niII C-COIJD VEST, PROVO, UTAH PHONE 5G v 1 Ash- Am- - v X v , 1 tf-. - X; T J i iff ih-r i? : R; f f ' v 'I V' . SUBS Although they', were graduated at', the bead of their classes in 'college,' Ruby and 'Jimmy' Woods, of Anderson, Indiana, discovered : that there's no demand for highly- educated; youngsters nowadays; So, afflicted.-with a. yen to see the country, they. 'joined a. circus." . Ruby, .after many: falls. t";-.5 an acrii'J-t; her brothers turned hi3 talents to rlowrlr. Tl-tre havij a.gocJ tl-ns and looking, at 'the United' States--but what's more'; they're eating rearly, too, . : . - . . . i 3" ':vV' :'"" '' ' ' - -. CRIB To The E 0 venin erald. .Now! V Take .Advantage Of Out special IVi'ia gaziime v ALL THE - locaE NEWS 'fl LOCAL SOCIETY t LOCAL SPORTS V ; e'&" 'j;--;. rv , Do . Your- Shopping With the EVENING HERALD ADVERTISERS Save Time Save Money. IT'S AN HONEST VALUE IF IT'S ADVERTISED 1 V -f - 'v-;-. , - -V.-' f . .-. i 1 . - - . r V i ! |