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Show PAGE TWO PBOVO (UTAH) EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, APRIL 11, 1932 ScrtpprCanfitld vr Gllman, NIcoll & Ruthman, National Advertising representatives. New York, San Francisco, Detroit, Boston, Los Angeles, Seattle, Chicago. Subscription terms by carrier in Utah county, 50 cents the month; $2.75 for six months In advance; $54)0 the year In advance; by mail, in the county, $4.50; outside Utah county, $5.00. J. A. Owens, Buslnesa Manager. E. S. Baamuson, Managing Editor. Careless Rubbish Disposal The next step for the people who have been dumping junk along Ninth North by University avenue is to throw rocks at the windows of the city and county building and put tin cans on the steps of the postof f ice building. Despite repeated announcements about the proper place for dumping rubbish and warnings from the street commissioner, commis-sioner, a number of loads of junk have been dumped alpng Ninth North street in full view of autoists coming into Provo Pro-vo from the canyon or from the north end of the county. Piles of ashes, tin cans and old iron mar an otherwise clean and pretty section, of the city. There is an' especially designated place for the dumping of junk in thsoutheast section of town. J. E. Snyder, commissioner com-missioner of streets, will gladly direct anyone to the place. Those wno are dumping junk in the front yard of the city are no better than the utilities companies who tear up the streetand sidewalks with trenches and then fail to refill thenvftroDerlv. f Provo will have a difficult clsinun camnaiim with no better cooneration from towns- cople than such practices indicate. y Observations It is a good thing that our ancestors did not live long enough to realize how stupidly we are running the government govern-ment they started.- The Wasters More Adventures Among the Money-Splurgers Money-Splurgers in Bureaucracy JUST A LITTLE INCIDENT Some time ago a bureaucrat, bureau-ing around, thought it would be nice to investigate bullfrogs. : He thought maybe somebody might make some money raising bullfrogs but it was the beautiful life the frogs lead that really intrigued him. So he prospected around the subject. It's called "The Love Life of a Bullfrog,, and you can get it free from the government printing office. It only cost taxpayers $1700 a mere nothing compared with the millions bureaucracy wastes every year. Just an example of the sort of thing on which it wastes the millions. .Vr HELEN WELSKMER I TrENK kkfpmf . . ftanp rape, Am) nan on die name ' Cf the boy they hope It fondest of Inem; , Or find be', true By ssldnc the daisies Aliased todx THINK ilk spri. Whereverli I OT low, For sales aren't so high A Since sun-spattered hiD Aie flooded with violets And gold daffotHs. O MALL boys play ball, And gay hoops roll down Alof thettreeU in inc carnival rown I'm tun it is spring. But isn't it queer That it could come , When you aren't here? OUT OUR WAY Spring- B SooP-windoMHtofrr wrn nor d 1JQ . - : .f-. . :. .,:. K . .!.....- ,-r -. . .- - - i r- - -.s . r s . "Proclaim liberty tbroufboot the lMd"Tfco liberty Be5 Th e A SCRIPPS-CANFIELD NEWSPAPER Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Morning Published by the Herald Corporation, N. Gunnar Rasmuson,' president, 50 South First West Street, Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the post-office post-office in Provo, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. r time Duttintr over a successful and finally wrote a book about ) Hill Billy THE BODY MACHINE Altho I violate every known rule of health, I yet remain disgustingly healthy. When I see fellows half my age doping themselves with drugs, perpetually worrying over their bodies, forever coddling themselves them-selves and being nursed and crying on their pet doctor's neck, I feel sorrowful over the future of civilization. civili-zation. I have neither put on or taken off a pound in weight in 25 years, nor have I taken thought of the matter. My girth is an inch less than it was 20 years back. When I go to sleep I am no more conscious -of my body than a cat. Outside of an occasional snore, I sleep a dozen hours thru without turning over, or other evidence of inner restlessness.' I think I konw a few things about the body machine. That's all it ia a machine. Let me tell you middle-aged fellows fel-lows something: There are a few fundamental things to do if the body machine starts creaking. The most important import-ant is to stop eating. The vast majority of men shovel in twice the fuel their engine requires. Eat ing is more of a habit than most men suspect. The human animal has evolved to the point where a few ounces of food is fuel for a day. A horse and a hog are yet on the lower plane. They must eat thru their waking hours. Sun and earth have the vital elements ele-ments from which our bodies were created. The more sun you can pour on your skin, the better. The closer you get in contact with the clean soil, the better. ' The human body absorbs energy and healing directly from he sun and the earth, if given the chance. The human body is its own best physician. Given a fair chance, the body will cure tself. Dosing and doping for disease is dumb. Disease is a warning signal, not a malady. Aches are warning sig nals. Don't cross the track and don't think you can stop the ex press by tearing down the signal post. Finally, brother, relax. Neither hate nor. love unduly. Fret not thyself thy-self and take plenty of undisturbed sleep. That's all I know. You are quite welcome. OV GRAMPAW NED OAKLEY WRITE! FUNKIN CORNERS, x .. ... , April 11. . Editor The Herald:. Dear Sir 'n Brother: New shipments ship-ments of automobiles has arrived here- and you -may be interested ih some. -of -the nqvel gadgets they are now puttln' on cars. The late models sent to th' Corners Corn-ers has newfangled pneumatic tiresgas headlights in place of the old oil-burners and 'jigger springs under th' ; ear .-eat. Cy Hoskins, of the Red Front Auto Livery, announces there is a new gadget called a ottomatick starter, by which you pull a chain at the dashboard and turn over the ingine, instead of crankin' from th' front. This here gadget is expected f arrive in 1934. We expect our cars ain't quite so up-to-date as yourn in the city, owin the manufacturers working 4r BY WILLIAMS (Howdy, folks)! Some men's method of keeping awak during the Sunday sermon is to spend the morning on a golf course. 3jt SjC 3j V A church has one advantage, however. You can drop a button in the collection plate. Just try to pay your caddie with a couple of buttons! L SPORTS WORLD AROUSED! O on g t e a having placed a tax on everything every-thing else, Representative Rep-resentative Amos Nitwit (see photo) proposes a 25 per cent tax on staffed whales. Sportsmen, who have staffed whales hanging in their trophy rooms, as proof of their skill with rod and reel, are aroused by the proposed Nearly every man is a firm be liever in heredity' until his son makes a fool of himself, jfc POME Under the spreading chestnut tree, The village smith is gay; He soon will open his hot dog stand And gosh, how it will pay! SH r If your wife ever threatens to attack you with an ax, don't worry. Did you ever see a woman hit a stick of wood she was trying to chop? r "5 5 "Delaware Slipping Seaward," Bays a science item. Can it be possible that the state is trying to get beyond the 12-mile limit? Headline over an editorial says: "Our Debt to Magna Carta." Always owing somebody! PRIZEFIGHT NOTE How doth the ham-and-egger Improve each shining minute? By bragging of his coming fight And how dern' quick hell win it! New York has established radio communication with Russia. Why not trade Rudy Vallee for the Volga boatman? Well, anyway, we ought to be thankful that congress hasnt placed a tax on the water we drink! kt I l l f V ART SHANNON. ANOTHER ILL WIND First Wife: So you bought a new coat after all? I thought you said your husband couldn't afford It this year? Second Wife: So I did, but we had a strtoke of luck. 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SHIIKRET'S ORCHESTRA eveiy night but Sunday NORMAN BROKENSHIRE. Announcer ' COIUMWA NETWORK All-Boys' Play Cast Selected The cast for "The Governor's Daughter." two-act comedy with music which will be given by the B. Y. U. dramatic art department on April 15, is working out nightly, according to Prof. T. Earl Pardoe, director and author of the production. produc-tion. In addition to the lines of the play the cast is working out a number num-ber of original songs which will be given. Prof. William F. Hanson wrote the music for the songs and the dances scheduled along with the regular plot. The songs are of the comic and love type. The dances arc directed by Morris Christensen. f ollowing is the cast and their parts: Izadore Schwartz, a cameraman from Hollywood. Jean Paulson; Graham Buckles, a movie director, Allan Fjeld; Barry Carney, a technician, tech-nician, Max Smith; Gareth Doolit-tle, Doolit-tle, an English cartoonist, Maurice Jones; Fred Carnaby, a young college col-lege graduate, Lyman Partridge; Venice Mar-White, the governor's daughter, Fred Webb; Wailaka, an" Indian maid, attendant to Vennie, Meredith W ilson; Chilkoot Dole, a cockney prospector; Darrald Stow-ell; Stow-ell; Portia Pintner, proprietor of Last Chane Saloon, Ward Clark; Snipes, musician for the Snowbirds company, Harry Blackwell; Jour- p and so it goes! SMOKERS just can't help telling each other how downright good Chesterfields are smooth, mild, not a trace of harshness. 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Verl Dixon; Nellie, John McGuire; Billie, Ralph Jacobson; Bernie, Jim McGuire; lumbermen of the northwest: Woodruff Miller, Ray McGuire, M.i ; Smith, Robeit Parker, Ray Jenkins, Claude Snow, Meredith WiLon, Luzelle Chipman. Lamar T;: lor, Rigby Jacobs. SARATOGA ! WARM MINERAL BATHS OPEN! The Only Filtered aJd Chlorinated Chlorin-ated Pools South of Salt Iike w " " " uMuiy iAV u vvs us u u o o VARIATIONS Mrs. Newbride: Oh, you did fine with the wallpapering, darling, but what are those funny lumps? The Mister: Good grief! I forgot to take down the pictures. U 0G3! BAKING POWDER You save in using KC. Use LESS than of hish priced brands. etrttes of -25' FOR OVER IT'S DOUBLE ACTING rTFfMrrMiiifiJii .MS ScEiofieM's .'V-if,..- ' 60 E. First North , FONE14 1932 ' Liocrrr & Urns Tobacco Co. f t v O Vf Ji- OJ--LL Viii |