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Show r r 53 " Vt' t ..." AL;. ?;: 4i, i f sr- Scpp-CafM i rProcIaimttbertr L fthruj;lMmt' -A ?SubscrlpuW term3-by carrier in Utah county, 50 cents the month; 42.75 for; six months In advance; 5 on year-in advance; by mail, in tho county, H.50; outside Utah county, $5.00. T ?C$; GQWEl!udtSrhd Meager. Y'y. ; . v ; ; J. A. OWENS, Advertising Manager. rb.-.v-;; V- 'i U THE TRUTH QUICK ' . .;Y- llerls tvewsnaperrnor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly of indirecily, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private ix.i ba8ifiess except the'pubUcatlon of newspapers devotecTsolely to disinterested: public service. heySwUchedCm Us For ears," ail- the world's Two bricrht' little nations ne Prancewin most of the marbles and very proud of it: ; "What are you going to do; NOW V they askcthe" Dther nationc,' triuiiphantly. ; 'We've gpt all the marbles. We win!,. . . . - - ' J f ."Oh, yeah?";chorus the other nations. "Well, that's just top bad. '.Wre ioing to play with jackstraws. What price marbles now?" f. -':: ' ' " I a 'vv-For years all the world's nations trade with gold.. vITwbibrighti young nations' !Fmhce--gather up most of the foftheniselVes for being so smart, - ;V . "What, how ?" they ask the rest of the world. ; r ,frob bad about youse guys." says the rest of the world. ?"We're;going to trade with silver." 7 mv. So, poor old Uncle" Sam all their ;goods; for sale in gold -and the rest of the world can't see why it 3hould pay a premium of about 20 per cent. : Itrj Ust stops -buying from gold-standard countries and goes to;trading-irtilverth itself . : , v --It's all very sad,, and what' to do about it nobody seems touknow. v . .Maybe we ought to play with silver, too 6rels hup up shop knd live by taking in each other's wash- : i .-.: Observations t;da congressman also 4 . . ,MiovA4i.O)ViiiiiA.iii ui jiiis cuiistibutruts as a uunca OI iucks. t ; " By; the time a man loses .vtotbelieve he can make money : lecturer says a woman's ljiowj:htt0 4;Jsiie changes it c. . , ;rth,Disarnjanient; conference of 1932 at Geneva succeed ii?3' -?fj .Pwrld agreement: to.': help lift the load of armaments - -.efforU'In he pastTrWhb started 'disftiTOTiTWnat part has the :tf. r inc. pastT ow;ao the : principal nations compare itfTtheir ex- penditures .on rmies navies , and air force3? . 'All these and rmahy Mother? questions concerning the .history , of -the .movement, to obtain : international agreements I for : the Jhhltatlon of navalr land aid lir forces, are discussed in our Wash-, Wash-, t ingtoinr Bureau's neyr bulletin LIMITATION OP ARMAMENTS, ; ,It will; gfvc anyone aft accurate' background pr ) understanding Pthei present effort to . accomplish such limitation; Fill out'?the oohibelirw and, send, for i7 :; , v - ' ? 4Jept.. 167 Washington Bureau,, Provo .Evening Herald ' 1 1322 KewJTbrk Avenue,; Washington. D;.C. 't i -nt a copyiof - the bulletin LIMITATION . OF ARMAMENTS, mndenclose herewith five cents in coin, or loose, uncancelled,-U. S. '-'postage stamps, to cover return PQStsc s and handling costs : S iP'J Yy', '. '-'-'Y'Y-'-iYYiYYy :.Yt "nVivi ' tKAME" ottt r.: .;:v;:i state l iani a reader of the Provo OUTOURWAY lilUysi-ffiB Vat uSAsr m ':tr51'4 X UOAFE& . LiViKl OPPA OuBz taQiC iii ,?i iCE PR . : : VSISS - -i "Akv -r 1 -ATfeC? -'LIFE-'' yx i'm V A SOBIPPS-CANFTiiLD NEWSPAPER , ISvery Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Morning . Published by the Herald Corporation!. Gunnar. Rasmuson, president. In the Herald Building, 50. South. First West Street, Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the pbstoffice in Provo, Utah, under the act ot March 3, 1879. GllmaivNleolI Rutoman,' National ; Ad vertisin&.Representatives San Francisco V office, 1525 Market street; Room 523; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan ' avenue; New York office, & West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18. ;Tremont street Detroit, MichlgaxsToff ice, 601 New Center Bldg..: : ! nations play with marbles. Sammy America and Marian - the United States and gold and hoard it, very proud ?and poor 'old France mark up X loses his usefulness the second faith in Santa Claus he becrins on Wall Street. mind is cleaner than a man's. often enough. Be Liniited the movement to have the world S. taken in such: movements in Evening Herald. ' - "" v r r r THE OBSERVER By Jim Marshall . and so," says a letter from RMH, "Humanity must continue with its condtiest of nature pushing push-ing nature farther and farther intc the background and substituting law and order .. . .". We have been hearing a lot off and on for the past 20 years about some alleged "conquest of nature" triumphantly ' engineered by man v - . but we have never run into ahy distinct, signs of said victory and we would like to know where tMey are and what conquests have been made . Somebody tells us that human flying is a conquest of nature or that bunding ships to ride any storm at sea is another conquest con-quest .; . or that running trains at 60 miles an hour is a victory over the Old Lady but air these boasts must make the old dame chuckle heartily in her sleeve-and maybe that's what's making all the earthquakes lately earthquakes being one of those things we haven't conquered yet Anyway a conqueror who has to obey the laws of the "conquered" isn't much of a victor to our notion yet all our "conquests" of nature na-ture were made simply by obeying natural laws and when we tried something else we invariably failed otten with fatal results an airplane stays up only so long as it obeys the law of poor, conquered nature and wlieh it breaks the law triumphant man is usually pretty shopwornand disintegrated dis-integrated , w We have been passing laws for years trying to get around the old natural law of the survival of the iittest most of our tax money in fact is poured out inan effort to keep the unlit alive ' and yet it must be obvious that the whole thing is a sorry failure and 'must end-rin the long run with the fit surviving and the unlit un-lit pensmng - as it has been for millenniums and always will be . What a lot of money we could save ourselves if we would just realize Oiat nature is boss and ,4t no one ever breaks her laws without paying for It then . we would, stop., trying to rescue unfit farmers-and to educate" edu-cate" unfit children and to reform unfit units of the human race and nature taking ' a , ' hand would gradually j make quite a good race out of the pretty raw material at hand N ' ' ; AND, LISTEN: Man has con quered nature just like Lee con qucred .' Qraht. " f j Japanese fanciers have Succeeded Succeed-ed in crossing barnyard fowl with copperand-green pheasants to produce pro-duce roosters with tails more than 12 feet Jong, u " BY WILLIAMS pROVO-f Howdy, folks! Owing to lack of funds, the American Museum of Natural History win confine its exploration ex-ploration trips to the United States, it is announced. This is a good Idea. Let It - Locate " that corner behind , which' Prosperity is lurking.' Discover the , fossil remains of ', the last ' bond salesman to starve to death. - Chart the trackless jungles of the country's miniature golf courses. U' Shoot and stuff a man who; wears detachable cuffs (before the, species becomes tA.iact.) . .i, .- V '. V After only 42 days in business, Mr. Melton's ' son hj been named a director in two banks. This just goes to show what hard work and sobriety will do for a young man. t. , - J . Ji ii ( T MAIL CARRIER HIKING CLUB Henry J. Hotcake, popular mail carrier, announced today that he had joined the Daniel Boone Hiking Si Marching club. "After covering a 5- mile route three times a day for a week,'- he said, "there's nothing like a brisk 20-mlle mm mm hike on Sunday to tone up one's system.' For further details. turn to page 1437. : Babe Ruth has received $1000 for permitting his name to be used on a sausage. Hot dog! DEFINITION Peace: Something that never stays in a house where there are two or three' children of high school age and only one car. Social Error, No. 7693: Handing a copy of "Ballyhoo" to your minister min-ister when he asks to see the Missionary Mis-sionary Review. POLICEMAN WINS PROMOTION Patrolman Rufus J. Soupbone well-known police officer, has just been named. head of the newly-cre ated Lost Collar Button bureau of the local police po-lice department. It will be Offi cer Soupbone's duty to respond to . emergency calls from fran- .wtjo it citizens whose collar buttons have rolled under the bed. Trained collar-button hounds will be used for tracking down the vanished van-ished buttons, it is announced. r. In Boston, a special automobile With a magnet attached,, is used for collecting nails and , tacks on he highway. Shucks, our car will do that with its tires alone ! j - J One of the great mysteries, of life is why, when a family is fighting fight-ing to keep the wolf from, the door, the stock generally seizes the op portunity to slip down the chimney. chim-ney. nd mm It may be misplaced, lost or stolen. It pays no interest or dividends The Home and Farm is the anchor that will hold through the storm and depression. Real property has proven to be the foundation founda-tion of 'all wealth;, which is still the safest of 'all securities. ; Investments iii are-always safe. Let us invest it for you, in good first mortgageis.; DIXON REAL .ESTATE COMPANY - " -RAY INVESTMENT COMPANY , GRAY-PAYNE REALTY COMPANY ; CURTIS INSURANCE AGENCY . INTERMOUNTAIN FINANCE & THRIFT COi ATIONS YE DIARY (February) Earlie up, and to writing this and that on my typewriter, and Baby Brew doth stand at my elbow giving me good advice, and finally she doth say: "Daddie, wUl you let me write your column for you some day? I know how to spell cat and rat' and other big words. And I could put in those funny little lit-tle dots just like you do. Honestly, daddie, I could write it easily." And Lord! I doubt not the rosy cherub could do it, for she hath long been practicing secretly on my typewriter, as evidenced by smudgy little finger-prints, sticky candle and jam-marks on the keys. 'A blessing on the small zany! v. - .. v . -r " Earn while you learji. ' 5,5 Jj J5 5,5 ART SHANNON. SCIENCE Diseases that could not be studied stud-ied by x-ray until they had. progressed pro-gressed too far for medical aid are threatened with development of a new high-speed x-ray tube invented by engineers of a United States electrical firm. The new tube, considered a boon to physicians as well as those suffering suf-fering from diseases such, as cancer, can-cer, tuberculosis and others which are unrecognizable except in their later stages, takes snapshots with exposure of only 1000th of a second. sec-ond. Its efficiency is explained scientifically scien-tifically by the fact that instead of the usual two electrodes in x-ray x-ray tubes, the new one contains three. It is compact-and about the same size as old-style tube, but it has n,u nv times' th. times1 the old one's useful- ness. A vinegar which tastes like whisky has beeri taken from the fruit pulp of the coffee berry. It is about the color of Rhine wine. Scientists estimate that the oceans contain 80 billion tons of iodine. . First in th dough. Then in , the oven. You cam be sure of perfect bakinss in using rTp-BAKING ITM POWDER 25 ounces for 25c 5 homes ancWarms rtfttt?ttHltMMfimttf1t1 OV GRAMPAW NED OAKLEY WRITES ! 2- j 1 ' . February Editor The Evening Herald: -'Dear Sir an Brother: Th presidential presi-dential campaign is now in full swing. Every state has at least 1937 favorite sons, an' up to 11:30 o'clock this mornin' there were exactly ex-actly 17,452 dark horses in th' race in various parts of th' country. 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