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Show Si- 1 V i i - ' "... PAGE TWO PBOVO. (UTAH) E.VEKING; HEBALD; vTUESD AY, JANUARY 2 6, 19S2 "j OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS 14 T .'. V Tlae PROVOCATIONS ' i' ' r -. ' Scrtppt-Canfictd "Proclaim liberty " 'throughout . Hie land Subscription terms by carrier $5 00 the year in advance; Dy man, m me eoumy, uumw uwuvuuui;, g.w. R. V. GOODELL, Editor and Manager. .v J. A. OWENS. Advertising Manager. THE TRUTH QUICK t " -' Xy. . jJ- Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, . real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. Small Town VThere are a good many different ways of winning distinction dis-tinction in this world; and one way, which seems a little quaint, a little pathetic and more than a little admirable, is described in a laconic newspaper dispatch which appeared the other day telling how an 84-year-old woman in a little Michigan town incompleted her 60th year of service as organist in the village church. As distinctions sro. that record is mild enough. It earned the lady a scant half dozen lines in the newspapers, and the most diligent locjalcorrespondent couid naraiy nave aevotea more than half a column to it. ,v-iYet there s something about it that makes you stop and think.- ' ' " It paints a4 picture, to begin with; a picture instantly recognizable by anyone who halived in a small town. - ' Who hasn't seen these demoted, hard-working little old ladies of the village church women jvhose entire orbit spans hardly more than a dozen miles of space, whose inter- ests center about the home and the church? Their lives are busy but uneventful. They find their only freedom in service. serv-ice. Whartmumerable little village affairs, from church socials to school picnics, hayeJthey-not, by devotion and hard lwork, made succeed? it Of. course. . it isn't of ten Through some illogical twist of values, we have discovered something inherently comic in the rural scene. Any glib vaudevillian or numb-brained movie director can always find a laugh in the fact that some peoeJixeJn a farm district. , But we know better, if we hafeTrved there; and this little lit-tle lady who has played the organ (doubtless a somewhat wheezy-one) for six decades, will seem a rathexJmpressive figure. To stick to one job, any job, for 60 years in a row is to do vastly better. than most of us can ever do; and in the unwritten history of such a woman there is a profound and inspiring tale of fidelity and unselfishness that we could studjrwitrv a great deal of- profit. ill inr r arw r Mi T v . .11 1 I 1 .i 11 1 Ml II - ff . B M II ..; f mf II . X."-T t. t'. ip iibf" I ii m. ii ! m ! I .... . m ii itaMM - i ii I T ! 111 1 II II ! m'-:ia I 4 II M IB III IB V W l IB , a .iV ; r 11 in ii x e vjr vj I ! i x v tr v ::. v . mm - m mm - mmu mmm m mm m . v mmm ' vm m . m I m in , mr . mm. .-i mm:- f-r 1 mu -j ! - BY KAY CLEAVED STRAHAN . . : BKGIJf'rKRE TO 5 AY AJf NTS. CECILY sad MART- FRANCES FEN WICK Urm wlk I tkeir rnnrndprntrmtm. are wealtkr. w so iMsoverltked that Amas's mnA Ceelly'a earalmea sapssrt tfce . koucsold. Tke slaters hmrm beea - -rpkSBea v slice : ekilosoo. ,Tfc arsdparess ire fciem reapee-, reapee-, itHir m npjLiE" '. CRAKD." -v o..' All. W. aid Cerlly, 22, se-Tetarlal se-Tetarlal work, and Mary-Prsacrs. 15.1a atlll Is afkool. AVhra tke story epess Aur kta trtii r. faced ts 11111.11 ECHO YO, yoans tmw jttrtow risk! years. Tfcey ess a marry smu Asse bmhi kcr slalrrs ssd sraadparrsta dr- A pad o hr ts nssase tkelr ksaa. -"T V- sCerlly - kaa aen idalrrr, j ntHRV HrKREU wltk wrkoat skc ; ' , la (alliss Ii lov tksnsk akr has , , kssws hlna ssly, short tlaae. ' .Mary-Frssres sad her frlrsd. BR MlNTHl'Dti mi.l atrlke ip mm . -senon Is loses rrttk EARL. UE AR- - 'MUun T, stork rsaassjiy srtsr. To Msry-Prssces he Is liteisely roaianile flssre. . Ske-nsris hist rseerstly aid proitisrs to sec hi as : iSsli. . - - . - .. Kct sasrslss; Pkll comes tots to-ts kc Aiic lo the office I his car. He bcajs her lo set their wcddlsx date. Whei she polsts est- the --obstacles they come icar to qaar-retlss. qaar-retlss. v". -lly s frlesd. MART A, tells" .her -Carry McKcel Is heart-brenhrr heart-brenhrr ssd sol to ho Iristcd. Aow :n o with the story c..' " - CHAPTER XIX 'WERE they engaged?" Cecily V cave It a not-that-lt-matters ' inflection. . - j o. they weren't engaged." said tjirta. "But, honestly. Cissy, when a. Tiiat has been ;mady rushing' a w for months, ;lt Jie's jlecent, he'll - fore her to lt shim down, wont be?-,l don't expect a manlto-marry eyeTy girl be g(es J wlthL Like mamma says, they have toxgo to- gether for quite a while to And out whether they want to marry. But l'Uo say, that when n man will do that twice In two" yearsjust throw two dandy girls down flat, and for 'no reason j at - all any girt who knows about ft. If she has any sense; will leave him utterly albne." rWell. said Cecily, essaying logic, "he did have areaspn,-;6f course. If It' was only that be suddenly got tired of tfcem. if Ma-ybe : the v girls dido't know the reason; but maybe they' did and didn't like to tell. i"No. -air,' 1 don't th!hkE so Bea told' Lutie everyt'ng. ' Of course, - Di- dll sa- thatmhen she began to go with Barry-he told her that be cau!dn't quarrel;? That I be had complex or something about qnar- .ret-. 1 1 forget whether she said com plex or repression but you know what I Jiean.r He said a quarrel t:cr him out like a candle, and he cau.'dn't. But Bea said they hadn't i , . actually . quarreled. She- did say that .they d 'had aa argument, but ; . that, as far as she was concerned It was Iut foolishness," and she never I dreamM that be wai really angry. She said he Just c.du t talfc - So I then she came right In and didnt tier to kiss him good night but i he said he thought he would hare. If "efte'd waited. Aman can't get rxiatl, and quit every time a girl vl'jjpgejr to kiss him good night. v A SCBIPPS-CANFIELD NEWSPAPER " ' ' veryASiernoon, excejit Satwrday, Majiday Morning Published by the Herald Corporation, N. Gunnar Raalnuson, preaident. In the Herald Building, 50 South First West Street. Provo Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice In Provo, Utah, 'under the actof March 3, 1879. Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthnian, National Advertising Representatives San Francisco office, 525 Market street, Room 523; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan avenues-New York office, 19 West Forty-fourth street; , Boston office, 18 Tremont street; Detroit, Michigan, office, 601 New Center Bldg. in Utah county, 50 cents the month; V Distinction that we tip our hats to them. can he?" Ml shoutd hope not. Just in'e same that Eounds like a quarrel to WelI, what If It, was? Lutie salt) sho th. "jrht. . '.yr - Baa had .bee.. flirting a little. tryiag to get him to " the 'point" of talking 'marriage, But. anyway. Cissy, what can a etri do with a man who says he can't quarrel ? It's swell for him.V of course. But It simply means, that he'd have to .have his "own Way utterly about everything you know. 1 told Lutie that if the) girls had bad their share of gray matter they'd have let him -out for air when he first pulled that 'can't quarrel' line. What .can you do wlt?i a mad like that? Honestly! Just. Yes. dear; and 'Not dear around: hint all the time. . Silliest thing 1 ever heard ofIM ..i:--,tr Cecily forced herself to stop thinking that it might be tolerable to ; "Yes, dear" and "No. dear around Barry all the time and said. "Marta. promise me thatouwirttke 8nerad never got into .the make a fuss at Gretchen's -party. Gretchen has loads of friends, and I owe 'her ever eo many parties. and - - . j -"Oh. yeah? Put that In the Ugh Huh department, The more 1 think of , It the' madder I get., f ; woort make a fuss.; I'm. not going.: Her. bert can't bear Gretchen.. anyway Hell be glad to get out jot It. Makes me sick- when 1 think how I've stood up for hetr- ' . - ": When Is It toiber f, t "A week from tomorrorw night Gretch : didn't ask me junto yester day evening, but she said I Intshed the list. IT1 bet I'm a fill-in. She said . she'd tried to get, me before, but I've been hoi-e except tor the Aliens .'uncheon and lbe bridge clnb." vPrbht,w.t:sh"e M ' f ; ; meuis v i ask me either. Jean's having sinus trouble: again. Here's ) my street I'll fix Gretch 4 Steigerwald ' sooner or later, -i Cali me up, fvCissy.F Re member' Marta took a step back, ward and : stooped to niurmur td Cecily's ear "what I told prou about that Barry ; McKeeU Remrember.v;' U She Jwas awaytng dqwn the aisle, and everyone was staring i at her tweeds, her trim little bat and the gloves with ttheir extravagant wrl n-kles;v;'v'fi.;f;$v; n-kles;v;'v'fi.;f;$v; v-vz; -1 : - ; - - pECILY remembered, r All 1 day long she remembered, Tarlously. She remembered It as an) unforglf able falsehood and an insupportable truth; she remembered It; as egregious egre-gious nonsense, as none of her affair, as a cardlnalicomponent of her life. She ; remembered, conscientiously, to -forget .all about: It and isound happy when .-she telephoned to Ann, at noon; to tell her that she. had given upjthev idea of a birthday party. par-ty. Oh different reasons. .For one things tlartai and r nerbert had an other engagement. She remembered that Barry was crnel and fickle, and 2.75 for six months in advance; V Hill Billy One reason the fundamentalist brethren, , bless their oratorical -hides, make, on the surface, such monkeys out of the parrot-prating evolutionists is that so many who talk about evolution know nothing about it. The ' notion that evolution proceeds pro-ceeds in an exact logical line from fish to ape; that environment always al-ways causes a certain type of culture; cul-ture; that nature is a . wise dame, who knows exactly- what she is about, is as dumb as the notion of each species, including man, being a special, exact, unchanging creation. cre-ation. Tribes of men have not reached similar development In similar , environment. en-vironment. The American Indian was a highly developed barbarian and his individual brain was as well developed as that of his white conquerors. Yet the Indian never evolved the wheel, while the apparently ap-parently lower tribes in Asia worked work-ed out the wheel, and domesticated the horse, yet remained at a generally gen-erally lower cultural level. , Biologically, man has not evolved a durn bit in 50,000 years, neither mentally nor physically. Modern inventions do not mean that man has reached , a higher mental level, any more than the : over-developed capitalistic system- implies a superior su-perior mentality oyer that of the non-commercial people of ancient Athens; nor the development of poison gas and airplanes a higher that he was kind end 1 honorable 1 aud that people slandered him. Throughout the day she did think of a few -other things. She thought that her pink dress and-Ann's yel low wre too short; ihd; thatall trxeir ciotnes were aoway ana on oi fiihloa. , She thought .that EUry tyjis an entire stranger to her.tahd thai the 'had been an idiot ' to;ope td todeb the far edges of hlatllte. Stie-never, of course, had really hoiied' to enter lAto bla life. .'She mult have . known that . his 'jlfe was (nil before she had ever met him I Pull ? Crammed .withilf Is, glamorous girls who lived in New York and who had wads omhhey and clothes, and chauffeurs and trips tor. Eurbpe, and who cried about nnVc -.- -.K ;ri-f. : AHi?;'pInk dress was too short! She:had not dared take even a sip frpnl Billy's flask the the r evening for feir since she had never taked Sibs it mlaht eo to her head and mkke her act silly.; bae couldn't habit ; of us&& all this smart new slang,- because Grand and : Rosalie frowned so ; darkly at slang., Any man . who ; was as sophisticated fas Barry and who was not positively bru tai would have to feel at least a 1 stirring,, of pity fora stupid. aoway, provinc. i person wno naa shjovn sojjalnljMier well, at Uast her absurd admiration for him;, , I Bit forMarta she too might soon have been crying about that -Barry McKeeL . Ba.rry. would hate to have her cry. Barry would hate to have anyone cryf Bairy was gentle. ;Bar-r ;Bar-r 'ai reasonable. Everyone should be reasonable. She had played with bpysV hadn't she? t Why shouldn't her have played with' girls? :,Was It nil'fault Uuit.li.Iu4..rrrowiirr SHei had done things of the; sort. Nearly everyone ' had."; Refused ; to dnswer the. telephone? Refused to answer:, notes. Well; the silly, things 8bbold nothave pursued htm with telephone ,calls and notesSEven jASjn (podr Annr her f yellovr; vras away, too short), as sure as she was of, Phil, did not run after him.' Men bated : pursuit or - so . Cecily ,t had ben informed. She was very; glad that she had too much pride. Now If j when she went' into tne -street from- the building- this - evfenlng. Barry; were v not ; there i ;Dnt he would be, there. He had sa&i that he'd be right' there by the' door. Bht: Jf ;helwerentr ! Ifishe Should never see him again? If he refused to answer Her telephoned calls? " - O , - ". , T'HEY dlhed- In, a? Queer, empty f little nlace that smelled lot new lumber ahdC was ' stnk on Qi side of a hilL. Tha food was pocrr, but the view out across the wide? valley was a shifting )harmonr. of misty blues and grays merging Into vlaven-der vlaven-der and deepening - to vloleti ' margins mar-gins In. front of j a ; sunset iipread like a Japanese fan, r V 'ikA vPW Kiovw A DOCTORS military knowledge than that 'of ancient Rome. . The man animal probably spent nine times as much lime, before he discovered how to polish a stone tool or weapon than he has since, and man did not invent fire; man's first use of fire was from volcanic rocks, from lightning, fired trees, from nature's ready-made ovens. Transportation-is the thing that makes for cultural advancement. In 1700 A. D. man was about where he was In 1700 B. C, so far as modes of 'transportation go. In his -most Important direction man, stood still for thousands of years, yet in. that time. he. discovered all of philosophy and ethics and eco nomlcs he has yet gleaned. Yes, and :C) 1931, by Doubleday, Dcrao and Co. The 'waitress came and brought the ash tray Barry; had asked for. . and brushed at some crumbs, and . moved the catsup bottle two inches. and departed. ,Av -.:-;. '' Barry said, "Cecily do yon-know f; you aretnev first'eat' friend V fern Inlnethat I ;hhvei eyef had ? : . ' Frail Constnce;and;her (baunjehr . walked'' in -and satbeslda'; binjn;?; the tTghfiitl BjbeaitlfuHlh weeplng.'sat beside? htri on vtbe-lert Barrv' . onpned ,hiak. 'eiearet easev "Sure ydd Twoniif Ve-nwf itfiVi askedV;"; stoncelpid b'balffeud lookedagaln bniof ;tbe window. No. thank, you,(said. - smoked," he said.t'I'd l.bink it Jplii and friendly ; J-eo,-1consisfnt3y. :X'to,s tremendously gad that:you don V' Constance and' Bed . were bqtfe smoking like real comrades and bar comlngly by now so the .best Cecily .; could do was to make fun orabfm. "It eeems so old-fashioned forewomen forewo-men to smoke, nowadays" she jskld. It didn't Ting right, and she ltdtew . It and couii only . hopo desperttViy that it had dot sounded as" lfjine . were foraging for pralsei' 'i "But you are; old-iiitnira said "You 'are as old;fashloned at - dignity, and, good manners, aai loy- auy, ana inoMiesuauau swms. jubi perceptlble-love- She continued .gazing . out't Jlje . window. Or r Billlkeirt. et'-v j cruets, or ehnperonsrr sbe; 8Xid; il.. for- Bea, and ; tw6Cs.? one f or, ; Con stance, and one for her chauffeur He laugled appecJabTeri. -trYoU , are as ImpersonaUfe;:sald.';ra' a. librarian or a lily thetwo vmost. , , Impersonal things oU' earth; Jl 1 ket ; ' I thought, she unswrered ,? . well one hypocrisy doesn't .niaka . bypocr!te.' nor one t0 a.. libber : 2.X , . HO laugbed again.iBSs-.apieua- U vly. "Yes. "but actually;" he.-lu ' Sfcted. "I'm - dot saymsr -;i . t aven'i 7U1 , Jlrl3 - 4 m'" ot j saying: that J haven f ; though ? l J&u ..it a had case, once or twice andfota HUDf i time, i siiy ius, insf f. Tc -, never before liked a girl. th6r6nkriiy " and unreserVedly j l.lk tnjj ! tftf'it- ' more lmpoirtant than lovfc -'you anow., . .. j. w. 'X-Uo." Cecily tflebuted , brateaiy. That's llke saying that' the'alphs-bet the'alphs-bet i Is more important tha'uViietry Ona has"' to, ba learned before tha other can be ajJprocch3d,-ihskis ait'j People have to-be friends' nefote-';' they can beJoveri; Love'ls" lfklngr'i V5 "Wrong ait w rbng! " h'C'decla red. V. hflT..bnt.rm did vou 'ihlna -iof V' And with that, and nothing further C except -'Shallwe got" .be was upcl and holding' her coai,' and In a great. ( hurry to be out of the place. -,,:vrt- . (To He Continued) BAD TOVR Tv-p GOOD 1 ". ' ' - V-T S - forgot o'lot of the lessons that h,e had so liardly acqulrec:. Nature evolves animal life to a changed environment. Meantime, nature evolves countless experiments, experi-ments, none of which -endure. A church in Baden-Baden is heated heat-ed by water from one of its natural springs. Apparently hungry, thieves stole 104 pounds of veal from a Spokane .(Wash.) market. 0 3 i' AmerlcM Tvbacw Co. ; y .. rT ; ' ; ' sa2- '"'-II lOVER'S LANE : AI14 lolowat pounding thstvoriss , In an leway chin-sma houso.Thon came lho'"broaks"rand hor. Twoskly Good Nsws umpod from $45 to $450. Ouchl Sho's a roc-quolociu roc-quolociu . . formorly woman's tsnniichampoon of tho SouthwosV HrJot pJctors, "EX-BAD BOY, wa';UniVsrsa(y acclaimed.' tola 'tana hos tmekod tUCKIESforrwo yson ... Hsrsignsd ttatsmsnthas 'nopwrss-ttringtattachsdtoit.And jo vrs novo .good roason "Mucf oWigsd, tola." ; 4. jfjeTr-! - t'Xi'S TUNE IN ON LUCKY S' TWO DIE IOWA CITY, la., Jan. 125 (UP) Fire today destroyed the Garden theater building. Two persons were missing and believed burned to death in the flames. The fire caused damage estimated at $200,000. Egypt's pyramids and China's great wall were built to relieve an acute unemployment situation.- IN FLAMES kirDw Shy MD C CC 0 "I know my LUCKlESr-my throat told me the first time I smoked one how kind they are. And it's been LUCKIES ever since. LUCKIES are the only cigarettes l ean smoke before singing that do not give me a sore throat. Your improved Cellophane wrapper is great, too. That easy operting tab is a stroke of genius jaMJU . to iay, ; YourThrodt Protoction against irritation- And Moisture-Proof Cellophzno Keeps that ''Toasted' STRIKE 60 modern minutes with the news of tomorrow,' every Tuesday, Howdy, folks: More than 9,000,-OO0.COO 9,000,-OO0.COO bottles of carbonated water, were consumed in the United States ' last year. 1 Gee phlzz! .L. 0 ... ... -,. The financial ' district of New ! York is protected from robbers by a "deal-line" placed around it by the police. Those Wall Street financiers won't stand for any outside competition. com-petition. . OUR WASHINGTON CORRESPONDENT Photo shows Mr. Gargle J. Gargle, Gar-gle, our correspondent at the na tional capital, about to enter the halls of congress. con-gress. The oxygen oxy-gen helmet is to protect him against the fumes of con- gressional ora- tions, which are 90 per cent gas and 10 per cent hot air, and the hatchet is to j ward off the attacks at-tacks of wild c o n g r e ssmen, many of whom were lassoMl on their native prairies and sent to Washington in their original, untamed condition. They are very savage, but will not bite , small children. j. ... ... ArT" bid-timer is one who can remember re-member when people, did their daydreaming day-dreaming under trees instead of behind be-hind a steering wheel. a. .t. PEST NO. 157 OhAgive me strength to spare the mutt Whom I'd most dearly love to hit, He says, "It's rather chilly, but We've really had no winter yit." Now that moyie salaries have been cut 20 per cent, some of the motion picture stars are only 80 per cent over-paid. " the world finest dance orchestras and Thursday and Saturday CHILD PSYCHOLOGY I DEPARTMENT j Today's hint for- mothers - is from the able pen of Mrs. Henrietta Hen-rietta Blimp, expert on -child psychology. "TKe easiest way to Indue x small " children to eat spinach, writes Mrs. Blimp, "lm to paint it white and tell them it threldej coooanut. The statement is made that no now crime has been invented in 5000 years. How about, radio ciooning? The final "e" in blonde is silent, but it is generally the only thing i aDout tnem that is. : :;: j The Navy has at last agreed to ' a football truce with Army. Now both skies ran major in football. HOMER BREW'S DIARY ( Januarie 25) Anon home, and to tinkering on the magick musique box, which doth refuse, most stubbornly, . to emit aught of sound; and I did labour on the fiendish contrivance for moro than an houre, but to no avail, and bo to cursing mightily,' and vowing I would hurl it out of the window, when Dame Brew, entering, en-tering, did say: "Why, you havenl got the loud-speaker connected, zany!" But I did reply, -Oh, 'yes I have! which did be a biacke lie, but Lord! I did not want the prrt-tie prrt-tie creature to thlnke me a complete com-plete loony, which indeed I be! Ja J. - - - - . . Another safe way to cross a street U to wait for two fat ladles, and walk between them. Boy, fetch my notes from th cloakroom - and be sure they're not leaking. . .t. ju art shannon; - i against cough Flavor Erei Fresh altrWinchdi;whose gossip |