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Show 1 A ! PAGE TWO PRO VP (UT AH) EVENI II EllALD, TUESDAY, DECEMBE R 8, 1 9 3 1. v n The Herald A SORIPPiS-OANFIELl NEWSPAPER Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Morning . Published Toy the Herald Corporation, N. Gunnar Rasmuson, president, in the Herald Building, 50 South First West Street, Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postoffire in Provo, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Gilman, Nicoli&Ruthman, National Advertising Representatives San Franciso "Proclaim liberty office, 525 Market street, Room 523; Chicago office. 410 North Michigan throughout avenue; New York office, 19 West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 the land Tremont street; Detroit, Michigan, office, 601 New Center Bldg. Subscription terms by carrier in Utah county, 50 cents the month; $2.75 for six months In advance; $5 00 the year in advance; by mail, In the county, $4-50; outside Utah county, $5.00. B. W. OOODELLs Editor and Manager. ' J. A. OWENS, Advertising Manager THE TBUX II QUICK Neither th newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or Indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested publio service. OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS Food For the Needu "Wiinrlroris of Provo and Utah countv families who were " ' - ' - . , u recipients of meat supplied by the sportsmen oi tnis section as the result of recent rabbit nunts appreciated an opportunity opportun-ity to provide a bit of delicacy for their tables. The large load of Utah lake fish also were utilized to good advantage by those in need. Another large consignment of rabbits reached Provo Monday and are being distributed to those who desire Jthem. It has been suggested that a man or two be employed to dress these rabbits as soon as they reach the city, andthat those not disposed of immediately be hung in the city sheds and disposed of as they are called for. x This suggestion sounds logical. Moreover, with the rabbits rab-bits cleaned, there would bea greater demand for them, because be-cause many persons, poor or rich, may not know how to dress arabbit. Then, too, a rabbit properly dressed and hung 6ut of doors would keep several days or Weeks in this weather. As a means of further food supply, a greater Utilization Utiliza-tion of Utah lake fish is suggested. Those who shared in the generous contribution of George Madsen are grateful to him, especially since it is known that Mr. Madsen is critically critical-ly iU. . Such a spirit of cooperation by one in his condition is, indeed, commendable. Mr. Madsen's crew of fishermen were put to work with their seines and a huge truck load of fish were distributed to families of the unemployed. As a source of further food supply,, the possibility of procuring additional fish might be a worthy project for investigation. in-vestigation. Some satisfactory arrangement could probably be made with the regular fishing crews to provide fish at regular intervals at a nominal price. Still Time To Enter College " In many of the high school districts of the intermoun-tain intermoun-tain country, less than 20 per cent of last year's high school graduates have entered college, according to a survey being made by the president's office of Brigham Young university, In anticipation of the opening of the winter quarter, January 4. President F. S. Harris interprets the situation as being the result of the economic depression, but expresses the hops v that many of the young people will still have an opportunity to enter the college of their choice before the winter is over. President Harris summarizes the reasons for entering college now as follows: (1) It is an economical time to go to college; board and room for students has been reduced in Provo from $28 and $30 a month, to $20 a month. Other expenses ex-penses have been correspondingly reduced. More students than ever before are being given opportunity to help them-selves. them-selves. (2) Vocational and professional preparation is important im-portant now, as a prerequisite to the positions which will v come with the revival of business. (3) The national committee com-mittee onunemployment relief has -requested that as many as possible of the young men and women of the nation enter college. (4) To live a happy life in our complex civilization demands tKat we become familiar with our own culture. (gaittff&lfflg Howdy, folks! The football season sea-son is now over. Some of the things about the game we will not miss are , The bozo in the 35th row who bellows free advice to all the players. The football fan sitting next to us who lets his umbrella drip rain water down our neck. The hot dog vendor who encases en-cases his puppies in slabs of cement. The critic with the 13 size collar, who bawls out the team. The enthusiast who smashes all the hats in front of him everytime a half back makes a two-yard run. Cheer leaders. CHRISTMAS SHOPPING SERVICE Observations About this time of the year June bridegrooms begin to wish can-openers had never been invented. One of the minor mysteries of life is why mail robbers never interfere with our monthly bills. ItjiLa pcculiarrthing that when business-is slow it is difficult to over take, it. Miss Waffle shopping for our readers. It is not too early to do your Christmas buying. Let our Miss Minnie Waffle help you. . Study list given below, select glftyou want and mail Miss Waffle your check, phis 80 per cent for commission. CHRISTMAS GIFTIES Package of dental floss. Fried egg (makes a dandy bookmark.) book-mark.) Non-skid toupee. Steam-roller (wrapped in cellophane.) cello-phane.) Lead nickel (for use in pay telephones.) tele-phones.) Trained measle microbe (makes a wonderful pet.) ' Noiseless auto horn. h V EDITOR'S MAIL Dear Sir: It has-been 10 years since I met Li'l Gee Gee. Has she kept her girlish figure? Reader. Kept, it? She's doubled it! DISHES FROM MANY LANDS 1 The French chef, the German hausfrau, the Chinese cook, the Hungarian, Italian, Norwegian, Mexican, Spanish and other experts on their own national na-tional cookery, have been drawn upon for a collection of unique, yet easily prepared, recipes for the favorite national dishes of their respective countries. Our Washington Bureau, has ready for you, in a 5,000 vord bulletin, a collection ofTecije& for FOREIGN DISHES, that will add variety and spice in your meals, and will cause your dinner guests to ask, "WhereTdid you. get the recipe?" 7 If you wish this bulletin, fill out the coupon beiow and mail as directed: - " CLIP COUPON HERE -"' Dcptr339TTWahingt6n Bureau. Provo Evening' Herald, 1322 New York Avenue, Washington D. C. - r- :' - - . . --, .-. I wanja copy of the, bulletin FOREIGN MSHES. and enclose, here with- five cenCs in'coln or loose,; uncancelled U. S. postage stamps, to cover return' postage and handling ' costs: . ;' "-Jryj '- ' . . i - . ft name ..'.i..r.; -V- -. st. & no. .:....... cityi;.;.. ...;...: state I am a reader of the Provo Evening Herald. V CLIP COUPON HERE" An Egyplain mummy with bobbed bob-bed hair has been found. They are digging for the Eugenic hat now. . .t .i, And if nature were really efficient, effi-cient, a baby would grow teeth that were already filled. : TODAY'S NEWS PHOTO j ... 1 i i ii - i in , ,i , - rg. This Is a picture of Carl J. crankcase, the most peevish m a n in the world, who died yesterday. Mr. Crankcase got so mad because his alphabet soup didn't con tain a "Z" or an that, he choked to death on "31". an If we were a movie star, we would demand that someone double for us when we went to the dentist's. This marks the grave Of Gambler Steve; The ace of -hearts Was up his sleeve I HOMER BREWS DIARY - (December 7) Earlle up, : and the daye being chiUlA, did search in the attlck for my olde woolen inuffler, but could flnde it not. And anon Dame Brew did break .down and confess that she did give It to the Volunteers of . America; and so greate argument argu-ment ybtit ween ; for Indeed the ott ' hearted creature doth give away my. pants tto the Red Cross, nty shoes to the Salvation' Army, my shirts . to poore fellows at ; the back door and my socks to whomsoever whom-soever 'dotH sk' Vfbr'thein -And Lord ! ' It do be only a question ' of time until I shall be forced to go to the prlntery garbed In a shawl, like. Milord Mahatma Gandhi.' ' " Twenty words no more, no less. -rART SHANNON, PReeEKir woo Booeirtri J J -k ME 3. GcrTTA FeR fn' 9 abv f L itt -r from, v vneu;vou oo so, Yi I T momt BE MAKlW 1UIM&5 BAtVEqOsJ I i vAOKi OUT WrEKi V.. IpA-tf-V Bumd Fold on"W-L :1 x-- I ' 'III ' 1 1 l l l a static ua THE OBSERVER JIM MARSHALL 1 "I noticed in your column" writes IEH "a piece from Mrs. JW in which she said - 'if there-were there-were no euns there would be n'j 1. IIVV II 11 ... "At last! A solution of the crime problem! "We ought all to push alons this simple remedy but don i stop at guns "Just think, Jim if there were "no eutos there would be no autou-thieves ... "Let's abolish autos! ... ... ... ... "And let's finish the job tight . . . "If there were no paper there would be no forgers "If. there were no money there would te ut) counterfeiters "If there was no liqvor theic would be no drunkards "Of comsc these remedy-might remedy-might be a bit hnrd on th great law-abiding majority but what diffeience -- if they saved somebody some-body from prison? "The motners of tht children recently re-cently mowed down by machine guns in New York city probably can tell Mrs. JW how the Sullivan anti-gun law has disarmed honest citizens in that state "but has failed even to inconvenience incon-venience the criminal "In Indiana after numerous visits from bank robbers law enforcement en-forcement officers have gone to the other extreme and encourae-real encourae-real citizens to own and use guns "and the result is that rob-beiies rob-beiies have fallen to a minimum "Even if it were possible to abolish abol-ish gun., would it be fair or just to deprive hundreds of thousands thou-sands of 'gun fans' of their puioUit of happiness doubtful benefit it on some few hood- "for the might confer lums? - "Anti-gun create a new just as the Volstead new class . . . ' laws mCrely would class of criminal law created a This department thinks. IEH is right - and that the way to abolish crime u? to abolish poverty and greed and the NECESSITY for crime --if we are going to forbid the sale of everything with which crimes may be committed there'll just be nothing sold at all an.i ciiiiic- v not bo leduced one particle - AND. LISTEN: A lot of aws aimed at criminals usually g c in the wrong directs. iiiiu hit iu-r.ocent iu-r.ocent people. IUOI I ( ( GARFIELD, Utr.h, Dec. 5. r.K-- .'o. ore iind despondent over his ratios with the law, Charles Boynton. -S. ex-convict, committed suicide by nearly tearing his head fi v'ith a shot gun charge early 'iriav. The man, who was an em-p'ove em-p'ove of the Bingham and Garfield railroad, was i. waiting trial on a TromwATED? rTalce ! NATURE'S REMEDY tonight. Your eliminative A organs will be functioning prop- erly by morning and your con stipation will end with a bowel action as free and easy as na ture at her best positively no pain, no griping. Try it. Mild, tafe, purely vegetable at druggists only 25c FEEL LIKE A MILLION, TAKE Q. How many children did Abraham Abra-ham Lincoln have? A. Four sons: Robert Todd Lincoln, Lin-coln, Edward Lincoln, .William Lincoln Lin-coln and Thomas (Tad) Lincoln Q. Describe tho national flag of Brazil? What do the colors represent? repre-sent? A. The present flag of Brazil was largely inherited from the extinct ernpire. It consists of a green field, twice as long as wide, with a central cen-tral disc of blue on a yellow diamond. dia-mond. Green represents the vegetable vege-table kingdom and yellow the mineral min-eral kingdom. 'ilie blue circle studded with stare, is a representation representa-tion of the -hftwns- at Hio de Janeiro, whenthe constellation of the Southern Gross is at the meridian. mer-idian. It bears the words ' Orem d Progrcsso" meaning Order and Progress. Q. Who invented gunpowder? A. Neither the inventor of gunpowder gun-powder nor the date of the discovery discov-ery is known. Roger Bacon, who lived in the thirteenth century, Js sometimes credited witn the inven tion becausehe left a formula for producing thunder and lightning. The discovery hasalso been assigned as-signed to Bethold Schwartz, wno mentioned it in 1328. The Chinese i night. cloinvto have discovered it long be fore it was in Europa. Q. What dees it cost to ?end .- letter by first clrss mail to London? Lon-don? A. Fira cents for the first ounce or fraction of an mince, and three rents for each additional ounce oi Q. What are the names of Uu. two sisters of Lorctta Young, the : film actress, befn of who al30 appear ap-pear on the screen? A. Sally Elane and Po'ly Ann Young. j Q. Why do pigeons never roosi in trees? 1 A. Pigeons do sometimes roos". i in trees where there are no Ichv s ! on the branches, but th-y prefer I more accessible roosting places. Q. Who is president of the General Gen-eral Motors Corporation? ; A. A. P. Sloan. Jr. i Today's Definition: An execu- I tive i:? a man whom everybody in the office would like to execute. ' I YOUTH REPRIEVED ! SPRINGFIELD, 111., Dec. 7 iV.V.t - Governor IiOuis L. Emmerson today i granted; a 30-day reprieve to Russell Rus-sell McWilliams, 17-vear-old boy slayer under sentence to die in the electric . chair next-Thursday mld- cf hurglary. He said, served two priscn terms. fleers had, of-previous ' ""l II "1 " I Brigham Young University ARTS COURSE presents Dr. Albert Edward Wiggam Author and Lecturer WEDNESDAY, DEC. 9 8 p. m. COLLEGE HALL Admission Season Tickets $1.00 - $2,50 JACK HALLADAY, Lessee 196 North Univ. Ave. 3X eri's Pajamas Whether or not you know he needs them-give them-give Hyn SHRIVER'S Pajamas $S95 $250 $350 $500 $g 00 New Styles in Robes and Dressing Gowns. Luxurious colorful fabrics. All Gifts Boxed in Holiday Gift Boxes. MMER 16 WEST CENTER Vnyoil would ml be better oil if Germ ) H . 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