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Show 'v - - i' Ann-Tyro-- PROVO- (UTAII) EVENINGrHERALD, FRID:AJ;O.VEXB.ER. 27, .1 9 3ll SECTION TWO. If . - I ' s7 I a StncrwhelJ PiJm' mt Oilman, Nlcoli A Buthman, National Advertising Representatives San Francisco rgmu jutmj office, 025 Market street, Boom 623; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan : r.lWlghout . avenue; Hew York office, 1 Wet Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 1 r ; luuT.;'. Tremont street! Detroit, Michigan; office, 601 New Center BIdg. CubscrlpUtm terms by carrier in Utah county, 30 cents the month; $2.75 for six months Jn advance; ' 15.00 the' year in advance; by mall, in tha county, $4.50; outside Utah county, 85JM, ft. W Q0ODELX Editor and Manager. J. A. OWENS, Advertising Manager. , , . y ; .r neither this newspaper, nof any of Its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly -A", or indirectly with any political arty, public utility, real estate promotion or other private ' '". business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested publio setvice. To Aid Unemployed 'f viWU DjJlCjiUlU MCJiCi.ll CYCHM HttVC ITCCIl OVOgtU 141 ?- KAnriTHir ihitt ixttpV- ThP-rnirtnio'ht. showa of the i;rest ana U Paramount theaters brought a substantial sum to the uncm-vployment uncm-vployment fund: The Elks' banquet Tuesday night . was-another oufc&ianrjing success. , 'r(&& Provo citizens haye;inade ready-response in these two pMbbitfrig card recently, A tidy sum has been realized by each '4 liione-'f"'; .- ' ' . - ----- f iWth'; serious unemployment conditions, real need for ' lielp :exists, and the response of the citizens , as shown in thesetprojects, and also as shown in the support tendered 1 5 ithe aljtpys-active Community Welfare organization, - is most 1 encouraging. '--. ' . ';-- Much more must be done this winter, to insure the welfare wel-fare of. Provo's unemployed. This community must and will meet iti own eiQfirgency successfully. v An Inexcusable lnimtice Movnr Jimmie Walker of Cal.," to appear fQr Tom Mooney in a petition for pardon. Mooney, it will be - remembered, was convicted matiy years ago on a, charge of exploding a bomb at a San Fran-t Fran-t cisco parade. ;-Since that" time the outstanding witnesses ; " against him have admitted perjuring themselves to convict him and other, evidence has been brought forward establishing establish-ing his innocence. ' . v . , 1 TKq wonder is that the previous applications for pardon have'.been . denied. It seems ridiculous that it should be : necessary for the country's most important mayor to take time; to argue for such an obvious actions On Utah County Fanris allith ExteniioB l - t roisow AncB akd bats -The , cold .'weather with the snow ? v on' the ground, is a . very . opportune Li Ume.io put out poison for mice and rata;i Campaigns, shouia-ibemade '-; i through i cotamuaity v effojet to get rid..of thtf rat -V in any particular 4 bmuttityas6fteSTteTS Vhelples3ft6ctfhtrol them If -.the I i rcitroj of : 'ia VcTy 'destructive rc-i svT Th mice 4urlnft th winter do a ! "greC dol of damage - to orchards i f whfch Jtave ' been aUowcd to '.have ' fcoirerVcropii in ;them; duriug i the ' : summer. and left, in trie orchard for , the bnbif to Vpile on. ' This 1 makes f ideaihomeVaijd ' the; mlse? easily make run over the entire orchard. Poison wheatV. should be applied In t theae orchard -go , as to kill tjie . mica arlv 1'rt the fall no thev Will I ; noV,j tart qa the green' bark ""of the I v trees: ; The mice will, aa a rule, eat ff i the. weed first - but sometimes - they etart on the green bark, depending oh 'i their appetites, ho means ; of control- should be' annlied earlv in i the fall so that' no chances - will 1 have to.bo taken. v.-'- Psyctiic Phenomena It's a long way from 'thoFbx' Sisters 'arid their "tabic rapping'', to Sir. Oliver Lodge and the modern investigation' of spiritualistic and psychic phenomena by thd various national' Societies of psychical ; Research. Re-search. 4-T , . - . v v 'fx - . Ttie human mind, had from earliest times been - intrigued withj the problem of possible survival of Kuinan intelligences) After death. ; the prpblemsbr psychical research are made moro difficult by the lnown araua ana. iaKeryt. connciecHwi w me suojec i. Our Washington Bureau has ready f b'r ybu a comprehensive,' com-prehensive,' authoritative and interesting -bulletin on 4 the progress of psychical research It is a; brief his: t ory and' explanation of the modern-development and USES Oi spmiuauswguPvnomena.xouyfu enjy.r eai ing it. Fill out the coupon i . . clipcoupon here . - .. .. . - . i :j ,. . . s.,JDept. -157, -.Washington Bureau, Provo Evening Herald, ; 1322 Htvr York Avenue,, Washington, D. C-J , 1 " ' 1 1 want 'a copy of - the -bulletine SPIRITUALISM and en- 4 j ' close herewith five cents in coin; or loose .uncancelled, TJ. B postage-stamps, to coverretu.rn, postage and handling . cosu: :S :"' ' ' ' ' ' v; - , . ; - . v ' , . - ? . -st. t n6. f - ' crrr ,v.,,:A state " .; : ,'; . , 4 -.',;..'. ? . I am a reader of.' the Provo Evening Herald. ; - clip; coupon ?here ; 'j. A COmPPS.CAimELD XTECTSPAPEXt Every Afternoon, Except Saturday, and Sunday Morning Published by the Herald Corporation, ft. Ounnar Raamuaon, president, In the Herald - -. - - Building, SO South Irst West Street. Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class , ; matter at the postal floe In - Provo, Utah, under the act of March - 8. 1878. . ' - ' - - - v - ' TUB TRUTHQUICK New York (roes to Sacramento. V POTJI,TBY RECORDS Thepoultry; record keeping pro ject-, .which -began October 1, f hi-Qjrhout the, state is of " particular partic-ular iAteyest' to' Utah county poultry men this month. Mrs. Carl Frisch Knecht, extehslon specialist ;spent - county last week'.asslsting poultrymeri In the project Ninety-one . cooperatort have Turchased, books.- "Meetings were held inthi, American Fork, FTOVO.V Springville, Stinirh Fork artd iPaysoh,r- : ". ' rX sumiriary of. thseniirc-groiip i sent each.coonefalor who mails hin production ummary. card" to the U,; A' d.-f bef9fe the tenth of each month. The bbjectVof the pfoject IS - to: ' uoiain accurate mven tories at beginning and end of year, 2); To rget " a record" of family labor: and i crops - produced and fed ih the - farm. - ? (3) Recording k the entire hock production, ' it) Accurate Accur-ate record of Expenses and -receipts (9)' Careful summary of all recordt at end of the; year, : - '.. ,' . Being in . the pink is dangerous. if we can believe tootnpaste ads. below and mail as directed. ..'..' I ;."W - .: r . , - - 1. . ' - - , - ' Ag Howdy, folks! Pardon us mln- ute wniie , we aaan sown to toe drugstore - for a few tons of dyspepsia dys-pepsia tablets. Among other things for which we were thankful yesterday were 1: That we never bought U. S. Steel at 260. 2: That we are not a vegetarian. ROLL OF HONOR This is Elmer Z. Chilblain, noted for his tremendous wiU - power. Mr Chilblain is one of 'the few men in the United States who refrained today from remarking that ..he j-eally ven- Joyed cold turKey the day after Thanksgiving - more than roast turkey oh Thanksgiving day itself. One advantage of these intersec-tional intersec-tional football games . is that tha boys can furnish their fraternity houses with -a completeline of Pullman towels. ... v y: -.if " ' HORRORS OF SCIENCE On the road to Mandalay ' - Where the flying fishes play. You can hear a bedtime story " Sent from Fodunk, U. S. A.! Z Farming NotevJt requires a cow a long time to get accustomed to milking machines, because the machines ma-chines don't swear. - t SHALL SHE ESCAPE I I - SCOT-FREE? I . ; ' . Call up the ..police department. Notify the herifr ..office! Write your : congressman! This woman n menace to thn rnmrrtiinltv! fi She Ahould not be HJ lowoa si targe i Untold misery i the- result of her fiendish deeds! She' is the nil-crcant nil-crcant who sends postcards &o radio stations, requesting that: on their Household Hour, they-broadcast 37 new ways to servo fried, pargnips. Ll'l Gee Gee is getting quite learned. . She bought a five-foot shelf of books last year, and Una read all the titles and half of the authors names. 1 ' ' AUTO EPITAPH They've seen the last ' Of poor old Jim; The other. fellow. Failed to dim. - 'i ' " i it " if ' " There's no "use 'talking, the most popular filling.' station-'yesterday was home. v v ' " " '. " ! u i, gee -gee, Tir : Office . YAMPSEZt ; Th things a man says. when t j he is Intoxicate i'with.tUquor aro he ve harf so" foolish as the j- ; things he says when he is in- t j toxicated with love. , N HOSIER BRENTS DIARY -. (November 26) (Thanksgiving Daye). Thys daye did dine on roast Turkey, a noble birde, mashed potatoes, cranbenj sauce, creamed celery, oyster stalling, stal-ling, pumpkin pie and -' a lemon pastie; and Dame Brew, hustling in and out of the warm kitchen, mighty merrie, and Little Homer vastly busy with a drumstick, and Babie ' Brew's brown eyes do sparkle with excitement; and Lord! -1 mightie contente to see them all so merrie and "give thanks that we be all together, and the children do, be healthy and Jollle, albeit their faces do be most amazingly amaz-ingly smeared with giblet gravie and the saucc of the cranberries.' - - .s?va a. ( . And times are so hard in Chirago that: gangsters are using blank cartridges. V . -s v ' ' , .o - ,. , ; GRIDIRON NOTE V 1 . Lives of football men remind us Coaching is no easy-Job, . v For, defeated you will find us ' Bawled put by the angry mob. . , 8t & " "-. Greta GarboXls ' said," to be ? re sponsible for the vogue' of the Eu genie , hat. ueport her i - ; : t ,J.V'-. nP'v f ' t' .- v Only SSlmore days untir next indigestion -Day 1 y' :.' -vj I i OUT OUR WAY - I- wo. u. s. at orr. QittQStlGELQ Q. Is the modern lang exprea sion "getting one's -(1goat" derived from a passage io Shakespears "OtheUor A There is a" quotation which reads: - x x x x x "To be once in doubt Is once to. be resolved: exchange me for a goat, .When I shall turn"' the business my sour , . iA Tn -H fHrnt nnrl Mown lnr. m M - - Matching thy inference." It is possible tWatrihe' current slang expression came from thii oKttion, but it hardly, seems applicable ap-plicable tp the expression as useo today. "Q., What are the ages of the th1 e Bennett sisters? . ,.- ' . I : A. Constance, Bennetfej was born October lfcOS; Bafbara? was'b'ocn in 1907 and Joan in ,1911. . : ; Q. " Can gasoline t or similar su b-jstahces" b-jstahces" be r Vusd to 1 clearii stains from rubber without; harming it? A. Water, an4 mild soap are ge; erally all .that Is'-needed'toclean rubber. GaolineBwH4 and. deter inrates rubber 'on' ; prolonged contact, con-tact, but there is 'no objection' to wiping the surface of a ; rubber ,'ar ticlc with a cloth moistened tn gas olinc to remove an obstinate stain, provided this is done quickly and the solvent is allowed to evaporate at once. -: . v Q. Do turtles lay eggs? A. , Turtles lay eggs enclosed in a tough calcified shell which are deposited de-posited in holes and left to hatch by the heat of the sun.' . ' Bflleoa; emstlimtsdr Take K?-VATV2X K?-VATV2X RZJffDT-tonlffht the miid. uf(, anvrtabl laxative.' Toa'U fMl fin In tns morwng. rrampur saa --T,, DlMsanUy rids tha yrtm TIWICHl i X th bwl poiaaes tost ' TQ-MOCItOW SB headaches 25c.' ; O ALRIOHT- . v Thm Att'VegttaUt Laxatbtm w n viiR C p- Wfclfo ' 14 m W i -riii i. if-1" Baj -IKIa'(to' - ?n?ami60QE? ; (5 ' 'f ;" f - : NevTAddresis -. V SmaU &:Largerucks c Office and Rfesidehcc Phonel48 V J f vi1HW77 outh 3 West 4 : . - . !'- BORN'THlRTV fEARS "TOO SOOKl THE OBSERVER :i Giddy-ap! Gidd-cp! Qippity-clop-clippity-clop ! -To th' hills men! They're frying' fry-ing' canned i eaches in ham drippings drip-pings now! Those home economics editresses . . Oh, heavens! Here comes another an-other of the dreadful creatures waVing a fried peach all dripping with ham-rat she's gaining oh us! Spu - ahead, men! and don't spare th' horses! We'll make it to the hills ' in" safety unless they tart , throwing peaches and ham fat drippings . It's certainly terrible ... here 'a while back all the home economics dames were mixing Roquefort and grapefruit 1 - and . getting Gilts all hot and bothered oyer sardines and. straw berries and cream cheese and wienerwiirst, ivr-untjiiscme of us men rose up and squawk edrand then they sub-eideds. sub-eideds. for-r' a' few minutes and stupk to ham and eggs and frlnger ale; and gin and Old standard combinations com-binations ''s-" "Iikethafv;;" , vNow4-rby golly! they're ccse again . A ... . we. watched -one of them . work the - other day in "another part of the off ice and this , is v how they idbtVf'--- v . " : 'W-'f Ihey'wrl dawn $11 -the names 'tojaicat; Ahink of on little asfe,nunirei; ofvthem ;' .". 0"j a . derby hsti iVom the advertising manager 'hff3 ii?the x 6nly hcrr.-wcalthy chough to own one and then they hak up all. the iitileards. Itfc; -r" I If' t- nTfeTrutHul?: i RHEUMATISM. - . The trujli is that within 24 hours after "youitart taking the efficient presciptibii-i called s Allehru 1 uric -cH poison"'' startsJto leave your body.'- , s7-:.-:V-vtvmhln 4& hours pain, agony, and distress are 7 gone you're happy again and back on the job. . .-I'You.'re simply fooling yourself whew you stick tos makeshift r pain deadeners. and relievers - ' unless uriliacid '"goes--rheumatism stays with you- ' , v " ; Allenru is positively . guaranteed by City v Drug Co., Provo, Spring viile, "Spanish Fork, 'Fayson. Fair-view, Fair-view, and druggists! everywhere . to do iv just -as this - notice states : or money, back a generous bottle for 83 cents. Adv. 6"' ' - r- . w. -'-1-11 -nn BY WILLIAMS ! ti-tT fimtrwa schvick. inc. By JIM MARSHALL After that they go out and get an editorial writer Or some other dumb egg without a conscience- and make him pick outihe tarda two at a time this editorial . writer we watched picked out-cards for spinach spin-ach and caviare and Stewed prunes and Jerusalem artichokes and the name economics editor simply crowed with joy because, she had discovered a food combina- tion that none of her competitors I had yet thought up x -. - Well ve did OUR bit . . . we kicked a hole in the advertising adver-tising ' manager's derby and we suppose he. will get pneumonia and die now and a lat iot we care! -any man .who witl lend himself or his hat to such goings-on deserves de-serves all he gets . AND, LISTEN: We would just like to see the Gift try to feed us and the Ileii- with anything 111 o canned' peaches fried in harr fat. . . -just ONCE! . Of em Rabbit Hunt Is Great Success - Orem north and south sidqrs en gaged in a rabbit hunt in Cedai Valley, recently, with the losing nbrth siders host at an oyster sup-' 'per, at the home of N. A. Jacob sen Monday night. Sixteen men were included or each team; and the results show 31i bunnies bit the dust before ihc ou(h , -eiders, wlillc the northcrn-ecs: northcrn-ecs: bagged 290 . if.-. - You wouldn't put , f sand in' your crankcase Don't but RUST JL . e! in your Use FLOZON to save your car from all danger' of freezing, and at the same time protect, your engine lining, radiator radi-ator Vaiid pump from ruat and corro topT!' FL05?ON, the perfect year-round year-round cooling-system fluid, is odorless, nofr-inflammable and doesn't evaporate. , BoSd ' ElriCorp, lwy City, N. J. The Rust less Anti-Frcczc f BOND FLOZON from thc 4calMi FLOZON is Sold by-More thanOO Vicb-Pep 88 Stations, Sta-tions, throughout ihef-Intetr r-mcontain West . Engin OL' GRAMPAW NED OAKLEY WRITES PUNKIN CORNERS, November 27. Editor The Herald: Dear Sim Brother: , It is pretty hard t keep th reace among our business men and if you have any ideers you might send 'em down. A carnival come here th other day and was hailed with cheers by our merchants because it brung in a good many folks from th" su roundin' territories. On f other hani, Praxiteles Munk. our movie mogul, was pretty sore about it, all of th' visitors looking look-ing at th' carnival and passin' tip th' picters. 1 Th' council, that got a $10 license fee fiom th carnival, is well satisfied, sat-isfied, and applied th' coin t' reduction reduc-tion of the village debt. Hopin you air th same : G RAMP AW NED OAKLEY andWESAMP Stmge IBaitt1teirDs are built- to give better service under the added strains of winter driving The proof of tha greater value of Western Giant and Wizard Storage Batteries is in their superior year-round year-round performance. -Rugged Dependability and greater power capacity are BUILT-IN. That's why, in winter, they have the power and stamina to start your motor quickly on the coldest mornings, morn-ings, and to carry on through the longer, harder hours of service that accompany the longer nights 7 and colder weather. Install a Wizard or Western Giant Storage Battery NOW, tand enjoy better engine performance this winter . . - - TRADE-IN Your Old Battery Our Trade-In Allowance on your old battery makes these low prices even lower. Don't wait until your battery goes dead some cold morning . . . TRADE THAT OLD BATTERY IN NOW on a new, fully guaranteed Western Giant or Wizard! - - BATTERIES Installed FREE! - - WIZARD Standard 6 Volt 13 Plate $45 Guaranteed 18 Months.. ..O - WIZARD Heavy Duty Batteries Guaranteed 2 Years 6 Volt 11 Plate C- oc Heavy Duty ..ZpO.oD 6 Volt 13 Plate Heavy Duty.., 6 Volt 1 5 Plate Heavy Duty .$8.95 ..$10.85 - WESTERN GIANT Super Strength Batteries Guaranteed 3 Years Oversize full ys-incb Positive Plates H 6 Voltl 1 Plate co Q- ? H 6 Volt 1 3 Plate - - - .Western Ciant. 5' i Western Giant., $11.45 - Battery Check your battery terminals and cables carefully, also your ignition wires . . . they may be in bad shape, arid renewal now may save you much trouble some cold or wet day . . . then, give your battery frequent, hydrometer tests to keep it in good shape. This attention will pay. big dividends in better motor performance. Battery and Starter Cables ac coraing to car aae to Ignition Cable Sets according to car 79c to $2.75 Battery Testers (Hydrometers) accurate and fully guaranteed - 55c to 95c Syringe Battery RUerJ 59c 170 Stores in TTflVA 129 'Wesi'Ceiiter. WARD PLANNING BANQUET PARTY PLEASANT GROVE r-The Third ward is planning a banquet- pary for Thursday evening December 3. The object of the social is to ra;o. money to help clear the indebtedness indebted-ness on the ne wchurch house ro that it can be dedicated. James H. Walker, general chairman, chair-man, urges that all hostesses plan their parties for December 3. and then bring thejr, guests to t!i Third ward banquet. A program, a banquet, and a dance is the general order of i!i version. ' The chairmen of the various committees com-mittees arc: Program, . Clai'Mi-e Hilton;, decoration. Mis. Lavina Fugal; tables. C. O.' vNcwmjn; foods. Mrs. Ef fie Adamsqn and Mrs. Hedvie Christiansen; tickets, F. C. I Shoell. WAS CO 6 Volt 13 Plate Battery. 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