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Show 1S v . - 'X i i ' - V N - X ..-p'i""'"rT - " ' PROVO lUTAH) ExVENllfG1IERALD, PAGE TWO - ;'i7 ; F 9 ID AY, SIMEJ)M BE R 1'8,1 9 31. S3 WILLIAMS '-X O B S fPifR 'fe v ; Ax;" ,. - xX :- ' OUT OUK WAY , i BYWILLIAMS t X.'"- .V i a. - ScttpprsftfiM ; . ?aculm liberty throoghont V- ubUhel By th Herald Corporation, K. Onnnar Raaxniuon, president. In the Herald . ' : Building, C0, 8otttli .Firt Weit Street, t'rovo, UtalL Entered aur aecond-claiM Oilman: NiicoU ARttthman,' National Advertlain.RepiMnt&tlvea-San ' Franelaco t v Office, 525 ' Market atreet; Room 623;. Chicago office. 410 North Mlcnlgan avenue New Torlt 'office,' 19 Weat Forty-fourth street; Boston - office, 18 Tremont street; Ektxoit. Michigan, office, U20 Fiahrr BuUding. " . - . V - ; Every . Afternoonyikcept Satnrday, and Sunday Morning v the. land1 , Subficrlptlen terms by carrier In Utah countj SO ; cents Ihe month; 173 for six months, in adTanoe; v X&00 the year In advance: by mall., in th ounty,: 4w; outaia , utan county, 9t. v I n. w; uuuuiiuu jailor ana jasaaKvrn ; ., v '- . - , ; THE T11TJTU QUICK Neither this nespatoer, npr any of its stockhbldersor officials "has any. connection whatever, dlrectlr x I fr indirecttswith any foiitical partyubUc utiltty,Teal estate promotion or other prlvaUXj business except the publication fof newspapers aevotea soiery to aisinierestea punuo mmrnam. just, Another Tax, That's Alt Op top of all our othef "taxes, some--(yague fornrof a " A sales tax is an imposi . piapefe. on" everything.- bought r ats retail. It is- paid.pythe ultiYnate consumer as? format : matter, are alj taxes. ' ' - " r N : - iVlt is an unfair tax because' it rests much more lightly cateit. 1 - - ' ' J il is obviously unfair to faxthetnan who spends 25004 brB&na Boon used a year, at the same rate as iie manwjio spends $25,000 a suiutute for food.. year. Yet that is what the sales tax woma do. : It rriakes no difference to the ricfeniai if his bead costs : a cent more a loaf or his cream eni mpre a pint. ' - Biititmakesa whole lot of difference to, a poor man. , . x . We don't Wed any new, forms, of txation we don't want ' .them. A ; ' ' . ' : What we. want is LOWER . taxation atid the burjden , spread out more fairly. ' ; . Every time politicians get their hands on more xax money they merely waste more. If they don't :t it they can't waste it." V'"'.V-'i . T. For the proverbial wastrels, -the gales' tax is swell. It v gives' them more tmoney and. provides themCwith thousands of new Jobs to hand out. to henchmen; iCollection of the tax, alone, would "make -thousands of newpolitical jobs and that is why most politicians are, for it v City Milk Tests : Howdy; fojks! Famous scien tist, predicts that electric yi- . Walter, fetch me a broiled ampere " smothered in volts, with' a side order of hash- brown ohms! . t T . .... - . ". 'i . ' . The trouble with astar football player is that he is generally so dumb he get3 the signal for an end rVjS&JLLJ!. run confused with his sweetie's telephone tel-ephone number. " 1 - .t5: 1" Official testing of milk from Prbvo dairieVhave been completed, lac-, cording to . Dr. N. C. Spalding, "sanitary- inspector, who obtained the samples, y'The samples were analyzed by Dn T ll Martin.ofvtheBrig-. Martin.ofvtheBrig-. ham Youni university agfieultural departmept. The report shows that all ofithe twenty dairies compiled withvthe city regulations In the first three requirements;'; specific gravity, butter fat and solids. In the' fourth requirement, bacterial count; one producer pro-ducer exceeded, the maximum of 1(X);000 perx ccv, while a T second one , cQualea tnis count aji otners were wen -Deiow i,ne maximum. . -' . ' -" - 1 " ' . -t The detailed teats with the city standard are as fpllowsv :' . . , - ' . Name D. F. Burch;.i...... .-. . t T. Edwaxds-r'. . . . .v. Sid : Cluff . ...... Cherry Hill: (pastj Utah-Wasatch (past) Henry Williamson, . Edge wood ' Dairy .. W HHoover . .. . . . Specific' Pcjt. Butter Total' Bacterial ty ... Gravity, Fat 1.0352 . y.. ; 1.033 . ...1.0325 ....... ..,li)335 1.UW Solids 14,85 Codht - .9. ft. , : V II. A..Berry - , w. iiu Auim vac w. ...... . . . . . . . jtw . i-031 v.'..'..,.r.. 1.030 . Olsen Broa, T.; Lawrence Johnson s. x, Hebcr IvnUdsen . i , e - ..-W)34 r .Jl.033 .lJ032 ' 1.033- . 1,032 ' . 1.031. A. P. Jacobsen .V ;..vi..:. 1.032 C H. Allred li)32 ; ' Ray Ashworth 1 . . .' .... 0.031 ' -- Charles Wright Vl.032 D. TI4 Judd Xuf.i , . . ,p . ; '. . . . 1.034 V City i Itequlrenents . . , '. UWd 5.0 14.S5 s 18,750 , - . 4.4 - 43-v 17.500 y.V I3'.6l 28,750 "'v 4 13.6 .10,000 ',S&: J-250( 1700 '4.2. 12.84 40.000 ; "3.0 i28 ' 13.750 4.0 , 1330 ,1,200 AA 13.77, , 42,500 :m 4.9 ; 14.00 20,000 4.5 V V U.65 ; r 3200 , ' ' "140 !0.2- 14.64' t - 4.4 - . . 13.38 , v 42,500; 50,000 100,000 I WHO'S WHO IN FINANCE i -'t . , - r- r This is Gargle j. Gargle, noted flnancial writer; whose Dally Wall faBicS Street Xetter Is' read. I fi7l I by thousands of nevsi' paper readers. Mr. . Gargle has had wide v experience in finance aad ,1s known as a d a r 1 n g speculator, having plunged feck- Iessly, in ' the spring J U of !93.at thA Clavl r y . ..i - " , w Corners County Fair, wuminr a plush necktie rack at a wneei-ox-cnance for two-bits. LXzJ When we first started the GWt-tanrt taxes will. Vet iwi .'hi'thaV. arid-Loaf club it was our idea: t& there's- no pleasure in wdrklng retire somewhere into the hills-or iSmd ven ir a- reUow'-MVPn litiik1 get us an. island somewhere efremoriey andUrieso get out'vj but as time, has dragged alowgS chance athis lob A'.rA 'vfe l -it has seemed more and more;.:tny.u -tiwj, solgh' it possible to live decently in a democ- hnto k dolne cWeW ta liveA r and. lately we have been t&gcZit cna ,,V 5 ii'vV 1 vritn tne mea or discovering tn So- it seem to-us that -it mighi better - to take v4 he . roll wljt bj- a and if and go to Siaih or one whre the king is the BigBSsa" ' and there is no eternal racket ' ut : "gtiv'ment" and other ni anities ' '.- - . v " ' -- i " ' ? , , ; there would donbtless-.be' taxe some handfeapaVwe nuuuk, W -'t (T 131 BY NEA SCHVtCt. tfC. , ' .. . . .. -" ' - , . -r -rr : Questions V A. 4.1'; .12.97 175,000 3 , 1356 :j ; -12:65 . . ? Are They Getting the Right Liindi? , :A In ofder that children may-be stronff. and'well ' their ;food must--meet thfee xldnd ofbodyneedar: Btiildinff and repairing the different parti of thebodyY fuiiiishinff energy or - fuel : for -W0Tkndjplajp; and . regulating the intricate chemical changes on which . 1 - - " 30,000 .22500 20)00 lOOuOOO ' health and growth depends. . '.iik 54en in gchobl need special Attention paid to tho noon meal. - Our Washington Bureau; has ready for , yon abnlletin on SCHOOL LUNCHES, covering"chil. dren's noon' meals at hdmejivhere they come "hometo lilnch ; : suggestions f or packings the basket . lunch 1 brT Ijincji. box, ad luncheons prepared1 and eaten i at the ' school It iSCornpiete'and comprehensive and will J serve as Aa guide toyon in keeping your children wejl jiud properly; fed during, the present-school year.SiUy Vut ' tHox coupon belqw and sendiior h : t V 4. - '-y ' - ' - - - 'Xf"v V -br- crip 'coupon ilERE - -3- rzs - " - .Dept. 147 Washington Bureau. Provo Evening Herald'- - . V-1322 New York. Avenue, Washington, P.' C . - " r;; want a "copy r6X the bulletin SCfHOOL' W3fES ajid, enclose nerewicn o cent in com, or Loose, uncancelled, vJ. -y , S.- postage stamps,; to cover return postageand handling .cost.:; , W;v::... .v , ciry '- . . .... .v-SXATEy'. ,4 ....... ... .i.. iT v lam a reader of the Provo Evening fteraiitV " t S V . -r' . CLIT COUPON, HEJIE rr- v, X Photo hv RAlnh Rrlmliall ' Million-year-old skull, 'found in Arizona, is4etrified and solid.- News Item . ; How little man; has' changed in all these years! POET'S CORNER x- Full many a flower is born to blush " unseen (n. And waste. Its "fragrance 'neath some "desert, rock j . . Full many - a . tan ' of purest ray s .. , serene . , . ' W1H wjtste its glory neath some winter frockT : pne of the pleasant things about driving .with your wife is that she, always jwants - to , stop and pick those viW, flowers' that you- passed half a mile backer!"" " y . N X-js"' ' ' imss ern. uumon.v.from down ".'" y Rocky Gulch way. ? left Thursday eve- nlnff .v for Jllolly-wood, Jllolly-wood, where she , will "accept x a - re- .' sponsible position at' ths Swatten & Lamroem ,. - studio. Mls3 .'Bunion will piake alktthe custard cus-tard v pies . thrown by the actors In rough-house com- eaies. . isesc wisn ea for your success, Fern! . Photo by Roy Bullock. The . planf to abolish money was probably started by a lady , com munist who f objected because . it made a bulge in her stocking, y' ... k yr '-ytS ilEMORIAM He- left this earth an hour agof ; Atswenty minutes after nine; - -' Urn Just because he didn't know . -The stuff he drank was iodine. " According to policed tatisUcs, wuMuuw oi j.ne missing girls have bobbed hair. " V.V. v . . jMaybe they, are Just hiding until it grows out again. . . . - HOJIER BEVVHS.JJIARY; Thys daye to hTspectinsr my key ring, as do be my monthly habit, and it do grow Wchty create and heavie, ,,Jt now. helamgr 53 keys; and ! be of a mln,dp to thro w away theiplder keys,xbut Lord! could not reealt what they be for, albeit I do suspect the lone brown kev do he to unlock the door of die horse- barn that did burn down In '97, and the smaUer copper key do be for the sprocket padlock on the Rambler bicycle, I did ride .In WOS. But Lordf 1 f ear me I shall have to carry, the key a .with me to the grave, for I be, not sure what they be' fore, and -lack, Heaven help me, the .courage to v throw, them away ! '-7 I . - A ; , . Price Ndtei Veal costs , the most after it is made Into' chicken salad. ART SHANNON. : XQ. How lone doen it take the blood to pas through the human fyx - ; .."A A. The tjme is variously stated at from lSto 30 seconds. A Q.' Who invented the sandwich? A.' The Carl of Sandwich was a great gambler, and the story runs that in pursuit of his passion he rebelled against interrupting that pursuit for 'meals.. Therefore, calling call-ing in the waiter who, announced dinner, he ordered - that pieces of meat should be laid between two slices of bread and brought to . him as he Sat at play. This was done and', the sandwich was born. Recent Re-cent investigations ' however,- have somewhat detracted from the earl's fame as the Inventor, as the Romans Ro-mans are Credited with serving sandwiches under the name of of- fuia.' ,A--: ; Q.' Does : France own me principality princi-pality of Monaco? A. It is an indeoendent nriheinart- ity under thepfotectorate of the The -Vatican city radio station JeTencn jrovernment. . . uiumicasis epetim services lor me Q, How many American Ambas- sick on Sunday. sadors, are there? A. Fifteen. Q. Is East River in New York an actual river? A. It. is. a strait that separates Long Island and Manhattan and connects New York Bay with Lone Tl i a . ' . v Q. Was the . photoplay "Trader Horn" - made in Africa, and how long did it take to produce it? A. Two years were spend in pro ducing Trader Horn ;ntTe months in Africa, and the rest of the time in California and Mexico. . A New York mother trfed to cure a small daughter of the whooping cough ty feeding her a live go'.diish. V I V -VMadiaon;, Wisplans to build -a university city to house its 9000 .state" students. - i ' The common i toad is worth 'its CV?ei;M.:in:fibldLft.r. klUlng pests' on HOT WAFFLES - ' .. ... -;-. .' At any time; with this Nine Dollar Electric WaffierN It's, a beauty and. we guar antee perfect satisfaction. RHe-Way. $5.39 : clip out : this corner " BringiV he with only 5 15c and get a galvanized non-leak non-rust .' . .- z 12-Quart Pail Lunch Boxes For Work or School. Grade School Lunch Box of decorated , f e metal ;1DC We Are BUTCHERING PRICES Quality hardware ' and houseware is selling here so that you save by spending. High School Lunch Box with "double handler Your f A -choice, of colors "..mC : Universally Known Lunch Kit with vacuum $ 1 A ft bottle. Complete . 1 ell v :-X"- ""rf;'YA X it. " " SPECIAL JJ Clothes Drier A folding) rack with eight arms on a steel wall OO- m bracket ....... "-MS 1 Super-Sieve Whether you want rlced potatoes for one meal or lift; bottles of , catsup at canning season, this , sieve ' will give you best results. - V - TOWN. At every?oint this Ironing board is superior to . all others. Worth x tO OQ $3.75. Now .... ?. $&VO purs Easy-to-Pay; , Plan enables yon to own , - the queen of" all . washers and' at this very.iow Rite-Way. Rite-Way. , crv cn , prlce,...,,;. OU.OU ! - . . -I - . ..! at p FiveJVIixinff tTBowIs Crystal Glass" . . . ... . . .ftO tlreen Glass . . . . . . . . 70 Keep the flies away use this pedal nit sanitary J GarbageCan A wonderful buy- G.Q 1 world's best-run despotism ; . and then --after making friends- f h0ce. nlace "All xi . !i m f . t. - wnn ine aespoirgging.i.o nis oaiu-wick oaiu-wick to live "' . i . It. becomes moi and ' more evi-i dent every yeartha't 10 people or iu,uuu,uuu peopije cannot rynsia f andWnaybe ' country . . - "mav't honrd T-4when they -try it they get Into J . but if you were a pal K6t f. horrible tangles . . ' "' ' "-"--Tjkiner those matters cpul4;Je art look at England whereMhey i-janged' . " f .? . j ri if vou have one : After all lif i inlv whf vfiif . v ' . T . J - - T i -it may be -worth that tor hyeiet?oat of it and we begin to naYe ine privilege or voting every., so t cur suspicions that we dotvt gt bur often but personaliy we - would rao'ney'a, worth for.the-taxese'pavi. could be taxless in return mis : someining anq so tne opiy What's the use Of a vicarious --prbbably this. isvery cqwardlv freedoni if the government -doesn't and unsocial and ail that but. . leave you any money to enjoy it? r AND; LISTEN; If -oi -know ot What habDened in Ene'landl.wHl rAlroed desnotism thatwslom' happen in this country before long1 v !onist9give 'us. a ring 4 8 for you for "THEim BAEGrAIlIStAAlT YOU' ; ft r - V ""(- ,. Give-a thought t$unjficer and... vktrac'if.fV, There are tremendou Winces in qualit some things you would insist upon tf,you ' khew all of the' facts Jz -' V - I r r i. -::: visa a teaspoemfnrof ' S Place cn i lxin g Ground IVI I I C TP A D ttj ir?i fr 4nr1 i tpinnnnf ill nf W any other in a seconSAdd water to f orni.a tWn- J. paste. Stir each of innr thof'ojighly. Then smell thi&l aroma from both. Th.-4iilerence in strength' and-"rienness and-"rienness will be mafSppecialiy if (u jlft itjan(J ..V f 6r a few niinutds".' 'ttM reason ' f or tfehat u. 'Tiave just tested. Arnustard 'seed contains47 two 'culs One, is the flavor cbPiepther is absolutely flavor- less a "natural zdulteraiit'V This flat oil is"rerhoved J frdmrSchilKng Iu5t2rd 0r as "possible, thaty pi-actlcally nQthing iieflawr oil That is Why 'Schilling's has nrjJiaVry-why you use les, FR E E. A copy";;of x the 80 ' rpge book FlavorJ Sectscontainmij tfeoussns5of new snggestjorf in3 "the fine arrof -flajraJcag3sDd:ot an ordinary tedif bo6k. Used byschoiimdomestic science iecmref-$.(M ' Tt will make a lot of diiTeTrence in your oo!dngn4. 6 cents ( mailing cost T to "Schilling, Sah FrandscoO LE IVt O N. Schillirigemon Extract contains times the amount orrioJjbUeqjIired byjf he' UiinfecM Stxtti ( invernmeP.t i.'urerll'OQa Laws J.iimes as n much.fnASinore SnssstTa'ny other you ain' b lemo is why it golesulrt7hy ,it imparts a nctier navorTheJnaeBsmie df SchlllinOran Almond, Variil la; Rosei'Pefepermint, and many pthers.vK; t table salt, and Vroujery,seed. Compare VbotjldM rThat is because it cpntaiis more Celery ed -mori ; fiavor--three timesii&frruch ; :as many others A Also A J v'rHllintt'frCCtaWo whicK.is? compara- v tively fladrl L other brands but neVef-in Schilling's. There's allthe 'J difference in tfie world' jn the Tiavor. . . ' a SI v ' " x. .11 In cV'i V'.'- GOLDENANNIVEftSASy" f SCHVLLING-SifGP T, .5 0 : fcriV- r Y X j J:qJET Bsking .fowJerVtEA-'V APICES EXTRACTS : s ! I 111' I H I Frl . -r - "J," . - -, :ti .1. |