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Show " rt'- X X - X- 'X : A - S III T XXX' 'i '4 " V '.X A - THE OBS m-'r. , ''-A'. N - fc. IV Y C I : :vlA .-J ai x matter MVww.i I lit. Oilman, Kicoll lit jRuthinan, National; AdverUslng RepresentaUveaSan Francisco-) . mciaim Uberty off ica;7525YMatket ;BtrBo6ni S2rraaeao..offtc.10 NorQi'.-afleliigaa -li throaghoat avenue;' V the land1 Subscription terma by carrier in 15X0 the year in advance; XL W. QOODEIX, EMitor and; Manager. Zlatther. this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials haa any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business '-except the publication of newspapers devoted nolely to disinterested publib sexvloe. NOT RED, N(rT BLACK i- But Red, White arid Blue v At aj western state Convention' of 1 the" American Xiegion ..the commander gets up ;and makes tlie usual red menace ' utaik.-.-' -' ;-V'X' - ' ' ' ' :-x- ' 1 i He visions hordes of 4 'paid ijrppagandists, thousands of ' bomb-carrying anarchists, armies of hairy, men ready to steal uruuuu aim Jiuixe us au m uur ucus, , . , v , Ho-hum! .V ; i.';;-x;$;-x''. : "x'-'; . ' Of course, we are'hot going to stand tor Communism m Arrtar'iotr' livprvhnrlw, If noiwa tViiat i; X X X X v K And, by the way, we are either. Some peopledon t know that. : We are starting' to get back We don't watt our progress, interrupted by any -sham patties oexween rea snirts anu. mac smrvs. . ' If these people, want to give gory battle, let them go to I Russia or Jtalyv but don't -interfere with America's xome- back, or Americans.- ; ; - X. : X - X ' :' AX ' It you ask us, a Fascist is just asigaublic nuisance -as a Communist. Neither realizes what Americanism means : nor cares. - , ; - ..x. a.' . - A - ax yr VThe American Legion includes men of all sorts of poli-tical poli-tical faiths; it preaches Americanism. It should and most of its members doubtless do frown on Fascist-minded "red' herring wavers Svho merely hold' up the procession to hear themselves talk. -lx '. A AAx v'.Xj. 'y- : A Anriluina thd Golden Rule H Last fall, people from all over the country sent food C and. clothing down into drouth-stricken districts of Arkansas. .'X Included were shipments from mining folks lnUkla- homa. .', x . V . -V;x' "'A ; - r' x ' r ' . . A few days ago the Oklahoma mines shutdown. Miners soon became, desperate for food. .. v . I . ' And then the Arkansas farmers did NOT forget, They loaded up, 13 trucks with f ood and trundled them ?40a miles into4he mining disttict. l ..IaX , iv ."Youfnelped us bkck onto our feet j now we'll repay you, ' said the AVkansawyers ;A . X X.. .; V . ."Thanks," said the miners; :, i '. j tr What , fine example, of good old Americanism ! ? -A i - And how it xshines aginst the dingy background of greedand do-hb$hingness that characterizes a portion of American industry. yrX VVx;a ' X'V-; . ' X,.,' AX'X -A.V t ' a- : Qne argument in favor of a.permanent peace is that' it ppuld give us time to finish paying for the last war. . N .lMi:'.TVarA''kma'yte,;be a sDlendid opportunity, for a young "man to go to Chicagb these days and growtip in the bandit. business; X X-X--'' x : -. A lo; of rock-the-boat addicts are ho longer with .uS. a nprpnniallv nobular refrain in -the United States; seems to be that famous old ballad, 4How Dry I Am-" Z x . -v ; t. - ; r : -'x v. y ; X " I We dont know why the miniature golf; fad; died-so fouickly. Perhaps somebody spread tne rumor tnavu was euu- " ' s: - One- good thing about flying arpund-tne world like the rXindberghs is thatyou'dOnTt get seasick crossing the Atlantic SHU Tayiuu vv,ciio. . , N - .-. . . - . 'Jl" ' - - , , J ' ' " when Will tne That's a question eYberybody asks a for which there" is no positive answer.- How long dp business depressions last on thr average? Hqw often do they; occur?. How inanyVimes ha,Si the U. S; had a de-J pression? Are they aU alike f ' In xwhatxdo they differ?" dif-fer?" What are their causes? What remedies have I been applied? How does, . from others i inese are quesuons vwwmwu i, Imofe or less complete ''wenit other, similar questions are answered in our Washing- ton Bureau's latest bulletin HISTORY OF IN ; DUSTKIAL DEPRESSIONS. This-bidletin contains I; interesting and informative tive kind -on business cycles, crises, panics, anu 'dnstrial depressions in the United States., You' Will . ' want to read it and keep' it for) reference, purposes. Pill but the coupon belowand s end for it: X V X.'J ' - V k-.CtXP'- COUPON HEKE , Ll 'l .V X " i iept. 134, Washington Bureau, 1322 New XTorH Avenue Washington; D. C -1 want a conv of the bulleUn i-. DEPRESSIONS, and enclose ; t or loose; uncancelled, U. S. postage stamps : to cdver return 'i4 postage and handling .costs: ; JX - x-, " - V. - ST. &.NO. . CITY . ... : X am a reader of the 3Erovo CUP COUPON HERE .' "i , A SOBIPPSOANFIELD NEWSPAPBB V'. :; ,; '. V. ' Bvery Afternoon except Smtorday, and Sunday, Morning Published by the Kerald Corporation, N. Ounnar Rasmuaon, president. In the Herald Building, 90 South Firat West Street, Provo, Utaa Entered aa aeeond-claas at. tne postotrice In jprovo, Utah, -New York :of flee; 19 'Weirt Forty - Tremont street; vetroitiAiicnigan, oznee, Utan county, CO cents the month; by maU, in the county. outalda Utah; county, J. A TUB TB3T H QUICK not going to stand for .Fascism, on our feet. 1 ... . V- Observations ; : - -Vv- -X' v '.-V X;- . Lepression - cmu x the present depression differ material of anauthorita- , XT7 ' f X ' T Provds Evening Herald, X HISTORY OF INDUSTRIAL , ' herewith five cents In coin, STATE Evening Herald, x x!x. , -. 'XAxX ? - i- x - .:a-x - -'X x ii X x. .v.xv - x-WH XX.rw xx. '..;.f x-X l a. v I . I under the act-f March 3, 1879. fourth street; Boiton office, 38 ixeo ioaner Jtsuucung. $2.73 for six month, in advauoa; OWENS, Adyertlaing Manager . j . . X A-- Howdy, , folkst Nothing in , later .life can offer quite the pleasure small boy '.feete when the warm dust ' squishes between his toes as he. hiked over the. hill to the ol' swlmmln' hole. 1 Li'IiGee Gee says her new swim 'ming suit was ruined Sunday, Some" fresh egg" purshed her Into the water, and got it all wetf v PUBLifc BENEFACTOR Omar Hotcake, right, deserves the thanks of ev-; ev-; Aery eltizen of this .Country, lie has lnventedji: plan s to keep the ne dirigible Akron" filled ith gas, by jriping it direct di-rect , 'irtn th-hails th-hails of congress, where there is always a surplus oi gas and hot Air. . V i ' : - ' " Gee Gee tried to don a pair of hiking knickers yesterday, but she had to live up the attempt.. V She says they wouldn't go on over her head- : ' ' . j!. i?y 'V--VFINIS v And thohoneylboon is over When the bridegroonxaUs to .X - 'shave. : .. K .' "... . ' : And, goes three days with whiskers! . .n.t . LI- -t ..a. '-'m.. ' ' While his wifle rants and raves. -s ' . We have often suspected that some wife who hated to peelm, ; started the fool .notion that pota- , CLL Z kWU V1J W uv. swu.avAA fUl. . !..- ,f- HONORABLE MENTION Herbert J. 758 Gum-' bell Bonier ; wins special men- tion -Ul: thlS roek's contest to 'determine -1 h e stingiest man in Ame rica. r-ica. For f ear . that his wife , ' ; might , spend some money. Mr i.rtna always cuts out all the department store ads before he brings home the dairy newspaper. : The 'oet laureate of India is namea naanasnanKar raiiarsKier-blaskar. raiiarsKier-blaskar. XXX 7 What a swell name for a Pullman, Pull-man, ear! '.X ;" . x ,: :, xx -: : : A spobt' . ' 'All day the ardent' fisherman InV search rof gamey - trout doth y . roam; ', X ' ' '. '--' He may not catch a lot of . fish, ' But hell catch heck when he gets X" home! : ' X -. ; .. ' v.. ., , ' l- - What is more embarrassing when iiit to .dinner than scratching a match under the table, and-then netting fire id tHe tabieclbth getting it out? , X- - HOSIER BREWS DIARY . August 2?) sMlgKtjearlie up, and to playing sweet musique on the harmonica, rendering "Hearts and Howers,' that noble ballade, with jreate feeling and pathosvand I 'mighty proude of mjCrarejskill and talent, but not so proude whenjjfelghbor Brown t doth telephoneX and say: "If .tfaa do be a cat. you are killing, please, do it h&ore quietly, "as'.the shrieks of the poore animal do Je arousmg the entire neighborhood!' h pox, a double pox, say. I, on such - Now that thev tariff xhas . been 'raised, 60 per., cent ( on Imported bicycle bells, can't ''our lawmakers do something to protect the manufacturers manu-facturers 6t buggy whips for hbrae-cars?X hbrae-cars?X V v-... - - - X '7'4 'ow that the short skirt has disappeared;' dis-appeared;' "reformers must ' look about-for, something else to blame .for everything A- V vTo' an optimist: the. present depression de-pression Is ( Just a dimple ; in the fair cheek of prosperity.'- .' A' Jeemi, have the car-the ; gray Mercedes brought around to the r - - : ' ' x '- '-v - - - u. ... : v ju - a V6u Si3 " .X:- . X I - x u0m . . beg, u. s. pt. orr. Questions Q. How did Pilatd die? A. There is noauti)ontic account of his "death. He tsed violent measures meas-ures to suppress a harmless imove-ment imove-ment in Samaria- and was summoned summon-ed to Rome to give an account of his acts as governor. .Before he reached Home the Emperor Tiberius diffd, and ho authentic ac-countvremains ac-countvremains of the final end of" PilateX X -' I"' ' . ' ' . A; '; Have coffee grounds land tea leaves any value as fertiliser? A. No, .. . ,X nTJ.. affoo Mfr!ett,Q V A. In 1930, 7Ke total number of registered automobiles was 23,042,-840. 23,042,-840. New York had 1,966,981; Cali fornia, had 1,910,969: Ohio had 1. 565,093 and Pennsylvania had i, Q. Is there any way to determine tne age w a nard shell tUrUe? - o suit: waj. in musu instances the plates are examined cioseiy wain a, mcroscone tor ex- pansion or rings on the scales, which are counted the same as those pf a tree. X .1 . Q. What is the Julius Rosenwald fund for education? . A. It was incorporated in 1917 under the, Jaws of Illinois, for charitable, scientific, educational and religious purposes. The, major items of its expenditures are for. the building of negro schools, and in aid of other aspects of - negro education , and welfare. The fund was established through the gifts of Julius Rosenwald o( Chicago. Q. What baseball team won the 1920 world, series? n. viivciouu me American league defeated Brooklyn of the) andvMswors mm, Super tvist Cord Tires' 'pjQTx 4.50-21 A28 x 4J5-19 S6tf ' 29 x 5.00-19 't: . - , mm OTHER 8IW 8 xvrx;: .vx f x 5' A - v xy. i. -it x - x Jl WAKfTfeO 'f F VOO I. 11;.. I. 1 II if OL'GRAMPAW NED..OAKLEY WRITES PUNKIN CORNERS, August 26. Editor The Evening Herald: Dear Sir an' Brother: President I Hoover, by virtue of W. power invested in-vested in his high office, should immediately issue an executive order or-der prohibitin' th sale' of Empress Eugene hats. , If something isn't done in a hurry, hur-ry, Mister Editor, very husband an father in th' country will be broke. Th' women-folks are throw-in throw-in away .their old hats by th' million mil-lion an' buyin these new-fangled skimmih'-dish models. Why adopt vth headgear of an effete ,-aa' vanished -aristocracy? To heck with th' styles pf deca- dent Euroope! Yours for th' re-' turn of. th' old-fashionedan' in- sive sun-bonnettX RAMP AW NED OAtCLEY, SCIENCE ' ' . . ' At last an auto has been designed that will permit- three persons' to sit, in frdnt. An English designer $ responsible, . but there's nothing o ' nrevent anv American bodv guilder from adopting the idea. ?. Its advantages. '. . Improved body appearance: more I boat-like shape. . Less road shock than over the rear axle. X ; ' Not so drafty as rear seats. Moves gravity center forward; increases safety. NEW MINERAL RESOURCE BUENA VISTA, Colo Berrylium Silicate of aluminum has been found on Mount Antero near. here. Lighter than aluminum, it is valuable val-uable for use in construction where lightness of metal parts is desired. National league, five games to two. I . Q. Are marriages between , negroes and whites permitted in MississioDi? A. No. ' j iA29x4.40-2l Entirely New and LiCc time Guaranteed CARtFULLY MOUNTED, FREE' ANDERSON GARAGE 241 W. CENTER ST. : PHONE 343 V X r- . ' -"A;-. VaASM g13t BY WCA SEHVtCg. WW. GANG OUTRAGE AROUSES N. Y. NEW YORK, Augv 26 (U,R Baby killing gangsters, ' gunmen and racketeers were rounded up today in a police drive that got under way last night aa frenzied thousands, thous-ands, inspired by4wo women on a Madison Square , Garden platform with mass meeting speakers, clamored clam-ored for action. .' ( v The two women werejdrs. John Lopez, mother of GloriavMfour-year-old girl killed in th wanton out-breaKast out-breaKast Friday, and Mrs. John Veneghalio, mother ' of Michael, five-yeaf-old boy killed . by gangsters gang-sters in Little Italy two weeks .agov The police dnyejmost extensive in the history of the world's second largest city, was ordered by Police Commissioner Edward P. Mulroon- J who sat on that platform and heard his department and his superiors su-periors charged with responsibility for the insurrection v of criminals' against the law. , The 20,000 voters massed in the garden after the speaking, adopted a resolution calling upon Governor - Franklin D. Roosevelt to remove T from office Mayor James J. Walker I or any wew York mayor who was lax in his obligation to enforce the law.- ' ' v Earlier in the dav. th hriar rif estimate had approved without a uiosciiuug vow an appropriation or $133,000 for radio equipment, ar mored motorcycles and other equip ment needed by police. . 1 nap p e axr a "Perfect 1 not a cent $ .55 4.75-19 (28x4.75) At. Liietimew Guaranteed "s1 -X ..-rx v;v ' C - - In af western city the other, day . vthe cops descended upon a poor mother-'-with six children and:dl- coyered eight bottles of beer in her home The husband was away sick and she was trying to make a few honest, dollars selling "a little begjr to get money to send to him . "... ' -yes we said honest dollars and that's just What we mean-honest mean-honest dollars rand' a darn aight more, honest than a whole lot of dollars made, in this town today . . and when, this mother told the cops her storythey said wWSff- dump.the beerAlady and forget "it At this, momentva sheriffs -posse J ambled up and hauled out a search warrant and proposed to takeJthet mother away with her pitifuljttttte supply of beer . leaving the six children tP get along as best they could you see the sheriff gets half of all booze fines to buy nice llmdu- sines with-and that sort of thing and there's no telling bu,t even .a poor mother .with a sick 'husband and a half dozen kiddies might be able to rake around and pay a fine at least she could be locked up in a jail for six months -aadt; thus satisfy some people's sadQtie cohiplexes ' ' v & iAA But anyway the cops were first and they shooed the deputies away - A""' ' and then took the mpther downX-to downX-to police court and x explained t things to the judge and said "By golly, judge, you'd. .better turn-this woman loose . . . " . - . and the judge-Awho seem4ittia haye human qualities turnedhef loose and sent her back to her children X?f and for those cops X and thaV judge this department wishesto lead a cheer ... . t ' We "know of cases wheref- wealtby and influential men have been caught with quantities of fine liqvbr inN expensive cars , . - but we,, never heard of them going o jail' and we never heard of a -rich-Oman's car being confiscatedjast because some liquor was found in 11 -usually everybody is ve and apologizes for the inconvenience inconveni-ence ""caused and helps to , arrange ar-range bail . A22 and a little later everything isalj fixed up nicely and maybe the lad even, gets' his Scotch''-back. Just out of curiosity we would I This West of Ours i 1 Most plainsmen of the s ; "six- shooter period,", shortly, aftdr. thej civil war, wore their hair Ions AA Easterners thought it , was for r "affect." and laiiehed. v i But it was worn lone mostly" be- cause there were no barbers on thei plains; hair naturally, became"T6ng. Then the men' found it gave heat and protection,; they came to like i Also," Indians believed the pale-4 , iace ,wno cut nis nair was a cow ard ; wanted to save his scalp.XA white mari wlth long hair was ron , sic ered a bold warrior. , r-?-- '." andsomd pe rformSnce l extra ! SIX IMPORTANT 1 V among the many 'that distinguish the newaad- lmproYed standard 1 Goodyear All Weather ' 1 It avefigea 24 longer , tread wear- 2 Its shonHer! non-skid pattern pat-tern is:50 deeper. .-rSfff a 3 Rid in e ribs' and outeasanoaX- skid blockttltaTe'j; 6 Styled to Ut- outside bracing Xeat motor ear as on trnck.tires. 'design, x -j, X Most popular Other Sizes not a cent extras Siae 4020 (29x40) ; 40-21 (30x40) 5.00-19 (29x5.00) . 5.25-18 (28x5.25) 50-19 (29x50 Tubes are- ixxlft , , PHONE 343 241'Wj2n like to see a vote taVTtWX the : proletariat on 4fae cW or her ailing .husband bjiu ner enwaren ana X W: eUo Si e woiild, just like to see hbw many people would write I their r '- j .... . ... 1 uuum uuwn un a peilon to tn-t force the law" and V send her io'J prison.; 'v . : . " " Xand we would admire .more"1 to ee the names of those 10 agree -with the cops and the .judge- -" lVwoc muse names .wouid repre-. sent ioiks we'd like to . knew ' -AND. - LlSTP!Tst - Tv,m.. Z, si ference between law and-Justice A rbut it isn't often a court can aee . f 't-and wheq a court does 1 ought '-. v. -. A .x--rXX.-r- BREWERIES? TSK T8K V- ifUxsKLO, Colo. An" ancient map1 pfiPueblo as -it looked in -1882, has " een uncovered in the city engineer's engi-neer's officer Amone Othen thlnorsr " snows a horse car line; and the i V0110" seyeral breweries A -i' GOOD DIET FOR A LION T DITAtTffDAtm . L.. . .. ' . - mountain lion bornAin the Albu-y ) nillrl1ia -mri . w - V l what Innplv "tinHl tmi Af.L.i. . . ...... v r. man ft cubs arrived to keep him eomiaV. ' au me iions are an vie same cage. f . ?nd xeceice the same diet goat's v milk. A" X " , '.p v z 1. r I Bnrga in Fare EVERY DAY TILI- X " " - '- -' -x: X r ' NOVEMBER m v ; A - ' '. .- . 'Af y- Comfortable . chair car arid ; - coach 'service, with "dinlhg A 4 , . car or, convenient station X; cafemeai servicemen - route. -V Daily from Utah points on the Los . Angeles &f ,Salt i A , Lake s Railrpad-f-to Lbs Ah- XA geles; , Pasadena'. " Barsiow, r - -i Pomona, . San .Uern&rdInO,A X3" Daggett. K-versid 'pad."Al..A Proportionately low; fares , IX t6 oth0r California joints' . XrFor ' further" details rX " ' l'.i 1 - - 1'tiU.XlS ;.315 orAvv-:XX ' PHONE 312AA'? X v ..'-.. Privo : -. k.X'-A Qji m mm The Overland Koute Xxi X A' X O t mm ric m :X V 4 ;Al .'--V',ivr-:v :'XX X ::Xl .O . A .' v. 0 -wx A4 Onter-Boi- . skid blocks are, A handsomely prismed into sidewallsJv- - '.'-'..?, ----,' -X --'A :D CroM fee, -tions are equal : to Heavy' DntyX :ineasaremita. ?'.- tire in the world!, . i . PrU . , Iv. . . v75 1. x -V ! - 1 4 - i i a ..- -X i V. |