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Show r 1 :AGEJTWO-, . y JSlsVKQVO (UTAH) EV-JNIG HERALD, , TUESDAY, AUGUST 25,. 1931.,. tm n ..i. - "n n i - .1 i n,,- i n - 7 1 fi .. .i mi C,u n m i . a! NTim T.initWf A ' t7 W7TT T T A n I - V OUT OUR WAY THE OBSERVER I - . 4- x A f ; ian& Mjn.CLf Aami j '. Pittshnrch rn1 nnpratora arp rpnoried on thfi vcrtfp of asking the federal government' to regulate the coal indus try; as a public utility. .- K:A-i-'''''-.:y':-: ''-C' ' i" One of th0xbperatDrs recently remarked that anyone who had proposed such a scheme three or four, years -ago would have"been denounced as a vicious and subversiveBolsh&vik. JToday however, the coal men feel differently.; As the. opert a atot says: v- '':.y-.' : ' rrTiAI'ney see nothing ahead of them; as things stand now, J vbutthe loss of their properties through their inability to sell ?'Wl at a'prof it." " V - . .: ' , . v j-r iwe'inciaeiu; givesxanotner ox ynuse reveaung luue sm flights on the glneralbusineks attitude vtowardx government sregtilation. '. If there are;profits td be made, then government Mriterference is cnppling, inefficient, politics-ridden and alto- ""Uiif if f ha mnnaw ia -f rtmmmm if thoro aro nroWpme v:to be met which private initiative cannot solove-then Uncle yalhfs activity will ,be welcomed, and the sooner "he acts the better. yi . -:- ' v . . -U ' V . . - 1 V -Proclaim Uberty J- J - ' IKmh .linnt the-'landT; ;'. A - , v ETcry Afternoou,excp4 SatardJijr, and Sunday Morntng ; ; : r .' ; '.- vAr -: . :. A ' - -.; - ' A' Published by the Herald Corporation, N. Gunnar Rasratiaon, president; In the flerald Bulldlne 50 South First .West Street. Provo. Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the pcotefflce in Provo. Utah, under the act of March 3. 1879A Oilman, NicU Rutlunan, National Advertising- Kepreeentauvessan irrancisoo . -. office, '626 i Market street. Room 623; Chicago off tee 410 North; .Michigan avenue; New irorK oxiice. iv vest Jforty-iourtn. street; oofton oixice, io Tremoni street; Detroit, Michigan, office, 1120 Fisher , Building. Subscription terniM by carrier in Utah countyr 60 cnts the month; $3.75 for six months. In advauoe; , r'k ;' V SJCVI tfta wm In mAmtn- k miilt In tha nnuhtv 14JI0. - OutlU Ut&h COUDtV. 16.00. .'Q00O22Xw;'BdiW''ad. Manager.;.. A- !-p--' v OWENS. AdvertlsiBg Manage a,-W , . . a -, ; atiie iwrH-QuicK v; r; c ; ; A' 'Csfther dils newsnaner. nor anv "of its tMkholdeW'or officlalshas ahv connection whatever, directly V-or, indirectly, with- any poUtical party, public utility, real estate protnotion-or other private x business except the pubUcaUon of newspap ers devoUd solely to flisinterested puDUo seme. P -w " , f'-- ,Of course, once conditions improve and everybody is X roafcmg money again, IJncle Sam would be expected to With-ydraw With-ydraw gracefuilyi and goYernraehtal interference once more 1 would be a soectre to evoke shudders and chill the blood. Regardless of this slightly illogical attitude there seems Hro"be little doubt that the federal government will nave to concern itseii oyer ine coai inautry - sooner ot : jter. vuii- Uffln Hoffoi fhn nhttrifir Thft rititTtii.cri" in rhnst cases, .are losing money, xne miners are oareiy existing, and many thousands of them are on strike in protest agains t tirrtjearable conditions ri A VC a 2y .' jCoal mining is. one of the greats basic raw-matfeial in-.duktriea in-.duktriea of the nation. Business conditions' generally cannot tJaeveru le entirely healthy as long as, the Coal trade is sick, rUncte Sam wiir have to tackle the prooiem eventually, ana Jlinesooner he gets started tne petter ior an concemea A-i a Sin WHigH. Taxes -trty owners'" division oi the National' Association Of Alieal : "taxpayers - strike" is goingon in many parts of America kooyiHi?'urthermore, he-sajs, it w;ill become very much more Tnririvrt iTpovflrnmeniar costs are not ouickiv reauceu. itelaxlcoliectionare slow, In many ciasesAitOme owners have been so discouraged by high taxes that they have vol VuntarUy iei their propei-ties go under foreclosure proceedings. Trut la mry o Tnrirre T .tinv moans Ytr a taxnavprs' Rfrikp arid wv tnat he sounds a much-needed warnings cannot De aouoiea. ATi Sooner or later the American people will realize that 1 higry taxes are part of the price they pay for putting up with Aieficient and venal political .machines. Once that lesson Hsjnks home,! politics wiir get cleaned :up in, short .order. ' Un-tiiitdoesJWe Un-tiiitdoesJWe shall qontinue td puffer "itfiidier high taxes. Observations awEc6nomistXsays the. business cycle ;ruhsv its course ih. Wastim than it used to U ' V What's -wrong with this sentence : "The; speed limit on this highway is 20 males on- hourisajld, the motorist, "and wo11 ct iW fin that, if wp npvpr crpf home'tonio-ht.' . 4; Howdy. v folks.! A Calvin It is rumoreel. may run for presl dent In 19S2. ' . . ' Well, it's about time a newspaper columnist was elected to the White House. ''' ' ..;.v--"'' A. Us fellows have been Indlscrlmin a ted against long enough! Y t'f s si: Li'l Gee Gee, says she hopes Sir Hubert Wilkins . will bHng back a baby walrus front the north pole, and a male' and female, igloo. r NOMINATED FOB THE HALL. OF FAME E G B B rl McP A N T S champion ama . teur camp cook of North America. Amer-ica. Eejb;-rt can steam ' ' razbr- . back clauiH over an open fire until un-til they have all the flavor- and zest 'of boft- , boiled glf balls. ': Some people' have lost o much money that they can't even afford to buy foreign hotel labels to stick on their luggage his year "if1 - A Jinm 'arSjanioT'n'ixi tiaiijtllv Vo Via A "fm nnf Viincr And is worth less. AA That's a auestion evberybody iwk?and for which A&erefts no pos depressions last on the average? How oheri do they ,occtir? How many times has 'the TJ. S. 'had a de-f de-f px'ession? Are they aU ae? a In what do, they dif-terl dif-terl What are their causes f I What remedies hare been applied? ; How does the present depression differ from others? These are question to .which there are "more or-less complete answers, and' they ; andXmariy other similar questions are answered in our Washington Washing-ton BuTeau's latest bulletin fHISTOpy OF -IN-J TlTTRTKIATv TJEPRRSSIONS This bnffetin contains v tivekindon business cyclesAcriesi panics and in. rdustrial: degressions in the tjnited; States, You will - want to i read it and keep ; it 'for reference purposes. Fill out the coupon below and, send for Jt; . CLIP COUPON HERE- Dept. 134. Washington! Bureau, Provo 'Evening Herald, ' . u i3?z;xtewxorK Avenue wasnington. u. c : v. T n 11" kiillAitn mCTrtPV nW TMnTTSrtTJTAT. : i ,1" DEPRESSIONS,; and jenclose herewith flverfcenta In coin, , ' ' ' or loose, uncancelled. -fy 8, postage stamps, to cover return v- A postage and handling; costs , - " '."-a '" A'V. :i - - '-.X t t v. -,. t - NAME . .. . ,.". . . . i . j v A : ' st.' no. ? ........ ........Ur.-J. -. Y ,- BT ATE . . fvi . . . . ..... I,nm, Reader of the .Pjovo Eyetilng Heraldic. A' We often wonder -if Adam ever thought to himself that Eve might not be exactly pretty, but she certainly: cer-tainly: wore her clothes well. . ' -V . t Annual Thrift Medal A awaniea to . . MRS. EZRA BLIMP , mm. wimp won 4his , high honor' by" it). Keeping her vanity box flUed with flour so that she wouldn't have to buy any : face powder, and (2) by : v . ruDDinr cnauc on 4ier husbandS soiled collars in order or-der to save laundry bills. yr; - V-v . ' . Interesting Facts i A, slice of cantalouprpaihteix-blaclt.and with a bow glued to "one side, can hardly be told from the latest model Empress Em-press Eugenie-hat. . We take 'this opportunity to advise ad-vise llv pur readers that he only, certain way to avoid f allenXarches is never to stand under them. X IMPOSSIBILITIES I don't suppose I ever will, But still I often dream ; , Of going: to a banquet where . : They do not serre ice 0680.-7 ':: ' : "' ,':.. HOMER BREW'S DIARlf V . ' . ' . f August 24 j Home betimes,- and to cooking dinner, jny wyfe, por wirefcche, being be-ing away In thej countrie; and, haying hay-ing dined, I dodebate whether to wash ' the greate aocumulatlon of dirtle dishes, or to leave them until rjamo Brew doth return; but after deep -prayer- and meditation, my Better Self doth conquer, and I do lint them ; all into -the electrlqu washing machine' which doth seem a- vastly. elever idea; . bat " Lord! three plates do break, and five saucers, not to mention - Dame Brew's favorite' blue " Wedgewood platter! -And so, feeling mighty guilty, J do bury he .broken frag; ment in the side garden, and crawl off to bed. ',. . ' a g JOST PAiSE OP AKIO TTC -TO -S-ioe "SO V yStyX PCV OUT" VMHiCH owe Of US 1 HWU- -THtw il:gJTS .R&T owe; one-L ! MADE -O I . - , ; - v - ; -- ; A few days ago the Atlantic fleet nyy. around where It'll do thclmost about 40 hips ..and 5000 nien steamed up to Montauk Point, Long Island at your expense and everybody wont asherc and had a good time--and Moniadk;. Point, got a lot of good advertise ing in the cast and now it turns out that Point at . the request of Con man Fred Britten of Chicago where the . gangsters : from K , good1 v '.. V. . '' . ' -rifs good advcrtisinc-and be-)l- sidefthe poor old taxpayers sweat y 'n . ana onv . , and fin vv .m 3fr. Kritten -i incidenUUfcr-Ras'; ? been shouting aioupd lately thjit-v ttto navy pays too nuch.alttentidn i! ; 1 J . . . i - V - . - ;vo 4s social duticsi Atlantic fleet went to Moptauk ' . : it ought to attend f more, Ho V ; I usiness he says? . ..Mri Britten's buslness- And curiously enough Cotv-j . . -as i- a ' n i a, Tt if r -. -r ' . . ' ; some land at MOntauk Point and 'ntcrested" in the deveiopplent mere . , .. - but of coursethese thinifs nothing to do, with the -navy s.visif Mr. Britten says.' they -didn't . . v he just thought it would be nice if the navy couia while and sort and spend sonic mOney and next year he. will probably ha,ve the navy visit Chicago ' The Britten idea certainly, has: what a the use ,of sC lot of ad-f V J tmralsr lounging arouh sang- J iwo Himps. niease!-' to hrtrv t8. h 'ssca-rwhen Ihov mirrhf JiKt-ai-r . . - " T r' T-. m be ncranfd m "nuttan-i ov-W.r Britten also, has arranged for V e dirigible Los Angeles to cavort t oyer-Montauk - j. ' - . -v . 7-and; the rebuilt "Const itution" is sasnaying ud around, t Bat wvw.-' go v there for3rand we 'woulen't be 'sufrt-isfed o -visit- aromrti"ihey let thq fleet "winter, up "ft I' theje -inttead of going down south I a. good time and sell , a lot of lots' aW. subdivisions , " -f vri AND. LISTEN. Mavbe it coilld ' possibilities and we hope :rfhefli?vrranKe so the next "war L snnata naval affairs r.nrniniH a3iil-l''Otnt and thev COuld fiell PTftTtll- j nr hr'n want hssoo ho Pa1fwTtaii seats and clean ud. ' fleet in Salt Lake -so that titah i ,' . ". ". - can benefit fThc airport at Newsrk.N..JU liW.. -. it ;sure is , swell lo be EtrjaipficMuIed arrivals'1 and depart-'.V'1 Ki.t&Hniaii ana dc cjiO lo U Ql me ; mw! av-u uajr. Questions Q. How much should a gold fish grow in a year and what is their average life, span? ' ' A. The rate of growth depends upon the feeding and general care. The average i about 2 inchesthe -A- iraa all town is one where the mayoE calls you by your first name fHand the constable is a second cous-J in on you?wifes side. .v : Marrying- a, deaf-and-dumb wife has one advantage. . - If she. starts . bawUngxyou out In sign language, you can ' shut your eyes.' i ' Fill 'em up again, Eddie. 5 ART SHANNON. v :i r Good; News ' Although not so much telegraphing telegraph-ing end-cabling Is going on, as is usual, wire and - cable companies have added'16,000 miles of circuits Inthe past year. .',- 1 . They've put S0,00(VQOO more lnto plants and equipmehti-r v ; - . 7 Wire and cable companies are operated by hard-headed men, 7 who KNOW times will gettter V. vAnd they're wisely-' jgoing ahead preparing for better times. v. , first six months, and 3 to 4 inches during the firs;, year. Their life span depends also upon the care they, receive, ranging from . 6 months to 9 or 10 years". Goldfish have been known to live for 30 years: ' Q. Who is the president ef the nationalist government of China? A. Chiang Kai-Shek. Q. Why are the bottoms of ships painted with copper paint? A. To' prevent 'the growth of barnacfes. "The practice is general all over the World and the treatment treat-ment should pe renewed each year. Q. How dpes..the area Of Texas compare with .that of Germany? , A.. Texas haa.aharea of -265896 square' miles; the' republic of Germany Ger-many has 185,889 square. miles. ' Q. - How are potato chips macfe? ii A. Slice pared, white potatoes into . thin - shavings, - soak in ice jwater for one, hour. Take from the water, dry in' a towel, and place in 'a , frying basket. Fry in deep fat or oil until the chips are delicately brown. Shake as free from grease as possible when lifting, the frying basket from thJ kettle,Oplace to drain on absorbent paper and dust with salt. The 4 at must not be. too hot as the potatjoes must cook, before be-fore browning. i Q. How is the number six followed fol-lowed by 9 ciphers read in the sys-tein sys-tein of notation Used 4n the United States? Is it the same in the Eng- lish system? A, In the United States, six followed fol-lowed by nine ciphers is, six.' trillions.. tril-lions.. In the English system it is six billion. . "'. J. What, is the longest nonstop scheduled run of a railroad t,rain? NA. The longest in '"the world -Is the London and Northeastern train1 "The, Flying Scotsman," between Kings Cross and Edinburgh, a disv tance of 392 miles. OL' GRAMPAW NED OAKLEY WRITES PUNKIN CORNERS, August 25. "Editor The Evening Herald: SCIENCE : A new photographic 40-ihch telescope, tele-scope, capable of penetrating 1500 million light years of space, is being be-ing built for the naval observatory, it ha-s , been announced by the department de-partment of the navy, , . Altho the, new equipment, is less Dear Sir an Brother: In order to than half the size of the lOOinch furnish a bigger, market for th farm surplus, an "eat more" campaign cam-paign has been started. This is a good idea, but don't try it out on small boys. If th average youngster, young-ster, eats any more than he does now, he'll bust with a loud bang. Ask any father. Th' people who should eat more are' these silly flappers , who think they have to diet to be ; beautiful. Most of them are so skinny, they are. afraid to drink an ice cream, sody for fear of fallln' down th' straw. v If all th women who are' living on a hunk of lettuce and a dab of niayonnaisej would eat like a Stealthy, normal . human . being,, th farm' problem would be solved in a week. ' ' Yours for th' return of old-fashioned vittles, GRAMPAW NED OAKLEY. , ' -",. ' -i : : ' This West of Ours I Pat Dooling, a Texas ranger of the wild and wooly days, was a famous fa-mous shot with .the six soooter. Once when a gang - of cowboys went on a riot in a 1'exas town near Austin, citizens sent a riot call to Austin for rangers. Pooling was ' sent', alone and he found a .terrified crowd of citizens at the train to meet "the rangers.". telescope at Motuit Wilsqn (Cal.) observatory, it will be as powerful as any other telescope now in existence. exist-ence. v - ' Prof. G. W. Ritchey, builder of the Mount Wilson" telescope, is constructing con-structing the navy's new telescope from a - design made- in collabora tion with Prof. Henri Chretien of i the University of Paris. It is expected to cost $160,000, A. New York TbroKer nec nls tele-phbne tele-phbne number engraved on his umbrella um-brella handle; it has been returned to jveii times. ' , he answered "Where are the rangers?" they asked Dooling. V'I'm the ranger, quietly.. "Did they send only one ranger," the citizens asked. "You've got only one riot, haven't 1 you? Dooling- replied, and he went put' and quieted it alone. ' DIVORCE GRANTED Daisy Nusink Was granted a divorce di-vorce from .John Nusink in Judge A.. V.' Watkin's court Monday. Cruelty was made the basis of thev complaint, to which a counter-complaint was filed by the defendant charging dessertion. Custody of the minor, children ' was "given to .the. plaintiff,:; who, Upon stipulation that inconsideration of her paying thetdejendant $500' she be given two biies, furniture yand other prop erty - A:i : - ' 1 ' ' v - - - -r . 1 &V (Cfo ine oelS) oc to ir . - tor Hoar (Caw 1 The Chinese pay their .doctors to keep them wetL Thai's out job with your Ford ear. , 1 v. OuTTnechanic are trained to apot trouble before U bap 1 A pens. By keeping your car running smoothly all uie time thTll save von manv dollars in repair bul. Fix Tthe amall .- -m.. I ' ' " - - - - - .... - ilia and you'll never have any major , raechanicaToperallooa to worry about. - A. " . . i. Stop around and1 Jock over our fnUfequipped abop. YouH know then wby we, can do i. roooV tbordug bjob at a low price. TeUurideMotor Co. Phone One .Thousand Ttoiv'a population increases about 450,000 a year. irtmnatio hqteT A r ' I'- A -A si 1 a - - "III . ' JLl A -HOTEL Ar--vv'- ' it RATES ' f- mGLEWTH RATH TO4M . U W A IAakxc wiin DAI n TQ 7 ATTRACTIVE WEEKUT. MONTHCf unrtstrDptey: Hotel Cos22Hotels " v ' . crd Rtt.T orxd t( Vbrriilton diamfof Hotels. in Calcmia EXEPPtEY: CHARLES li HAMILTON , res&&MQ$Jte$. IManaytng Director 1 1 . 1 r rt- T 1 1 . 1 A . . V I CHICAGOmCE; 520 No Mhifton Ava Suite :22v Fwr Superor AAX "If -fiats S-EuD!m SipeiK A 4 Don't -Think - You Are Secure Against Accident--Youf Are NotNobody Is Immune! ' ; V. Not an Hour passes but that three or more persons in the United States are made helpless orv lifeless by some form of travel accident. 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