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Show J V PAGE FOUR f BOVO: (UTAH) - EVEyiyp HEHAL,D MONDAY. APRIL 2 0, 1 93 1. t OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS j, , I ScrtpprCewfMd 3- ; l . jlie; A SOBTPPS-OANPiELD NEWSPAPER , Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Mornlnx ' Published by the Herald Corporation, N. Ounnar Raamuson, president-In the Herald ;- ; Building, 50 South First West Str&et, Provo. Utah. Entered, as seconclaaa ' matter at the postpf f ice ; In Prov Utah, under the' act Of ICareh 3" 1879. r.Hman'- Nlntll Ruthman National Advertising ' Renreeh'tativeft-Sftf Pmw'Iivo Troclalm .liberty . office, 607 Montgomery street; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan avenue; throughout ' ' New York office, 19 West Porty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 Tremont the tend" - '- street; Detroit, Michigan, office, 1120 Fisher Building. Cubacription terms--by carrier in' Utah county, 50 cents the month; $2.75 foralx months,. In, advance; '. vSSXJ the year In advance; toy malL In the c ounty, S4.50; outside Utah , county, 95.00. ... H. WOOODELLi Editor, and Manager. - . J. A. OWEN8, Advertising Manager. ; - . ' ' -, : : : m - ! -,..,. -MJr'::- . " ' - THETBUTH QUICK r-.. . Neither this newspaper,' nor any of its stockholders; or officials has any; connection whatever, directly - . V ; or indirectly,' with .any political party, public .Utility, real' estate promotion or other private ;1 business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested pubUe servtee. Public Improvements Favored J A public improvement prograni consisting of a street : . . . . . . li n - J I rrv, J nDavmir project to mcinae 125 Diocits on owww aim umu iSouth streets will soon De launcnea m jrrovo. rrweeuiujj s reouired bv law have already been initiated by the city Hcommission and if no obstacles are encountered the worK evviil oe unaer way maxue 01 a muum. The citv commission did the sensible thing m author izing the creation of the special improvement district. Property, Prop-erty, owners along the streets where the paving is proposed are tnorougniy awaxe to tne vaiue 01 puDiic improveraeuw 7jf this kind.. More 'than 60 percent of the-abutting frontage tien rlef initelv aiimed un in favor of the tiroiect and little 5r lto opposition is expected from the remaining 40 per cent. Besieged on all sides, by appeals for work for more than j200 idle citizens,- the commissioners acted wisely in launch- Kngrthe first unit of a public improvement program,' in com- yuiUicc; Willi urjsciiu request ux pxyKCity unuwa wiiu ready and willing. to foot the bill for their share of the im-lProvement. im-lProvement. .: c No far sighted citizen will oppose improvements of this Character which enhance the value of the abutting property jas soon as it is installed. The history of past paving pro-Vjets pro-Vjets liave taught us that those who have opposed the improvement im-provement originally are, as a rule soon converted to the benefits derived and would be the last ones to suggest going "back to the former state of affairs. - y c uoservanons A yl ' Speaking Of" athletes, hovf about the little . 98-pound housewife who lugs around a 25-pound shoppinir bac all fterrioon? V . 1 egitliSiiag ! Another old-timer is one who still says: 'Tut that in our pipe andvmoke it!". ..... .... And how about midgetpnees for playing on midget golf courses? . '" -i- ; f All-Amjericanenduinceampions: The common people aunng nara .times. ,. . - . : Natureland frhe'iimberline of western forests asxin realityarscenef an elemental stm:gie. Windblown, gharled, ,and twlsteS f trees rise1, towards ' the height her , carrying 'on. -qie ancient an-cient fjght to . higher points. Yet fw of the fir, pine;, spruce and tamarack tam-arack rees carry tb fight Into enemy territory;' ' Only an occasion- pi hardy pioneer can survive. Tlmberline is not a definite line so many feet above . sea level. On the contrary, it varies with latitude, slope and topography of - any particular par-ticular territory. It comes 'lower in the north- and in northern Canada and, Alaska reaches a ' point little above sea leveU ' : The trees grow higher on the warmer - southern v and " western slopes' of " mountains thaif on the colder northern and eastern faces. In Shakespearean Drama Here y -,... '":i..i:.:'x 'J 'x - ; .:'... " . ' '. n S j - .r-' . V :: ;. . V ;..: x s ., :::' v - 'A ' t " it '"'' . .:.-.vv--.:-. ..:-. , v y v A 'lilliiiiliiiiiiA s ; . rv n ;7i;'i; ('' $ ' ' -JPi 'V .: "iA..i-.S-;w.,:.v.v.A.;.:-x:.' t y&ys&s. v v-- -x i Howdy, folks! Preliminary contests; con-tests; are now being held in New-York New-York I to decide who will ' ireaent America at Ping Pong in the 1832 Olympic games. " " T Next week try-outs will ? be held to determine who will play ' on the tT. 8. bean-bag team.' 5 ' . v Joe ' Bungstarter had hopes of being a member of the marble-playing marble-playing team, but unfortunately he developed - chapped knuckles just before . ther preliminary trials'and had to withdraw. " He'll try out for the ' mumblety- peg eleven, however. - - I . IX THE PUBLIC EYE ; f -. This. Is Thomas W. Asparagus, publicHsplrited citizen, ,who today offered to take charge of the White House while Mr. Hoover Is away on his summer sum-mer vacation. will empty' the drip-pan under the r e f e rator," promised Mr. As-s As-s paragus, ?feed i the cat, take in the morning milk, and dust off the- chairs. All that I ask in return is that I be permitted to run the U. S. mint one week for my own benefit." JPhbto by Lewis Eby. " if If we understand ihe Democrats correctly, they believe that the name, G. O. P. should be changed toG.y.p. .... -' ' HOUSEHOLD HINT . How to keep the smell of onions from your, breath- , L Peel onion carefully. I. Dip In vinegar.' S. Sprinkle with pepper. . .. 4. Throw onion away. " ; Judging by the number of divorces, di-vorces, the Hollywood motto must be: "A Short Life and a Marry One.'V . . . ' I . GIVE UNTIL IT IIUBTS I ix ,, . " HtW'SA t Owe OM yr DEEDS kO VMiTH ViMO eo fop? pum Tv-aTs Bar- voo aulu. 1 , WRAP v-f ;V - OOTHQO I HAFTA DO -fH' IIMD DEEDS-L- . oPtM-yooR get amv 1 Mowjcrvs? FtR OKiCH, .BT rC 1 1 AMO -TAV 'J Om A BE -TK' LABOUR 3 WM7 VT HOVAH SUTL V -rrAAT TrtW OOmV SEM T LuaMro aJva MOTHERS 6eT grPA - S '" 1 ' : (the observer El i KSL J J . MARSHALL J MONDAY, APIUL 10 g - - - - - - ???? Q. Where in the Bible is the following fol-lowing verse: "There shall meet you a man bearing: a pitcher of water, follow ye him?" A- Mark 14:13 and Luke 22:10. Q. What is the title" of the husband hus-band of Queen Wilhelmina of the" Netherlands? Would ho. succeed her on the throne if the dies? A. He is the prince consort and is not in line of succession. The heir apparent is their only child, .Princess Juliana. Q. What tree has a fruit that looks somewhat like an orange and that bursts with a sharp report when ripe? A- It is the sandbox tree, native in the tropics. It is otten cultivated culti-vated for its woody capsules, which are aDour tne size ot an orange. These have a number of ceJls, each containing a seed. When ripe and dry they burst with a sharn report. Q. Why does surf break? A. Popularly but wrongly It is escribed to friction against the bottom, whereby the upper part of ,the advancing wave is caused to fall forward. It is popularly explained ex-plained however, as thc result of the increasing height of the advancing ad-vancing wave (this being due to the transmission of the wave energy en-ergy through a shallowing body of water) and of the decreasing volume vol-ume of water toward 3 the shore with which the growing wave Is to be built up. When the supply is insufficient, .the wave form cannot-be cannot-be propagated forward, "and then the wave crest falls over. Q. Wliat birds are classed as songsters? , .- . - A. Thrushes, wrens, warblers, ( nightingales), pipits, larks, starlings, star-lings, and the family ol finches, including in-cluding the canary. Q How long before the federal prohibition amendment became effective ef-fective did Michigan adopt statewide state-wide prohibition? A Constltukional state-wide prow hibition was adopted in Michigan In the general election of 1916 by 68.624 majority, and the federal amendment became effective t: 1. 1918 -.. OS ANGELES t's" twestraight- LOS The "Damsterdyk eight Diesel motors brought her here smoothly, never" missing n stroke they are built to run for weeks if necessary with very little at- tentlon--burning very little crude black' oil requiring only the easy services of one or two men to drive, the 20,000 tons of our hull and cargo at 15 miles an hour - in the old days scores of men would have been needed to shovel coal dozens to oil and look after complicated machinery - 1 . r s v. mm .x-:.xxA::Ws::-:..w:: x h Tuesday ' and Wednesday with a special " matinee . on Wednesday, Provo will, bci hoat to thf dtstkv 'gulshed, actori; WiUiam-Thorntonj; and his associated f artistsrof tho Shakespeare VM Guild of America. Through the efforts vof Brlghorn Young .university, . .arrangements were concluded Sattirjdiay for ; the engagement of 'this aotod organiza tion in Provo . , ' -l Ttic plays' will be -presented : In College hall and the repertoire is as follovww-TTuesday. night. "Hamlet," greatest of all tragedies, ;wlU open the brief festival.- of immortal plays of the Bard of Avon1 to bo followed on WedncsdaY afternoon with the uproarious, comedy, The Taming of TheShrew" and J concluding con-cluding with the most popular. play In the world, The ; Merchant S of Venice on Wednesday .night, The Shakespeare Guild pmes 'to ?rovo direct f rom Ifvltfgsbury han zt the-UciversJACtltah-'wljiew. t and playejji. tc jrcjorji business tor three days." . Widejy IleoOgnizedU'. u The- Guild present.tajMrvThorn-,ton. present.tajMrvThorn-,ton. the sensation' of the current theater lcai season' and in four . months .ons the transcontinental . tour of the company, he has won for" himself national recognition, v iiA,;; carload ; of .scenery and: properties pro-perties will arrive in Provo late "Monday and an augmented stage crow t has s been engaged to trans form the stage of College hall into scenes of medieval splendor for this exfrabrdinary. evisnj. JiThe coming of the Shakespeare Guild to: Provo -is an event that should interest the entire community,' commu-nity,' Alonzo Morley of the univer. sity said. "This splendid. company, according ..; to . accredited'" reports, makes the great playcs :of yS,bak-speare yS,bak-speare occasions of genuine enter tainment and the settings and light ing i effect ; so widely commented Do yon realize that many Wall Street bankers are now so poor that they can only afford 18 polo ponies, , 1 . un ported automobiles automo-biles and three steam yachts? Tomorrow is Relief Day for I m p o verlshed MUllona 1 r e a. Boxes will- be placed af every street' corner, and you , are urged ' to drop In your old diamond tiaras, sapphire; sap-phire; ilavallierea and platinum WTist - watches. - No annoymoos checks accepted! '- ; - - -. Photo by Fred Richmond. ; ' ' Little Homer Provocation Jr:, Is getting to be quite air-minded. He only broke two windows this spring with his airgun. - . A' pessimist is a man who has a corrugated bottom on his cigaret-lighter cigaret-lighter for match-scratching. :s . --:::... '.' YE DIARY ' , -r . (April 19) (Lord's Daye.) Xay long jibed smoking a black dgarro and 'reading 'read-ing Canterbury . Tayles, by . Blilord Geoffrey Chancer, a mighty pleasant pleas-ant writer, but a woefully bad h peelers , Thence up, and to breakfasting break-fasting on sweetbreads creamed with plmentoea, that brave and no ble dish, i Anon to the back alley, where find Little Ilomer and "Skinny"! Johnson, and they do be puffing on cigarettoea made'" . of coffee, rolled in tissue paper, and I do talke, to them mighty severely, albeit my .heart , be not in it, for Lord ! I do remember taking my first chew of Horseshoe plug cut at the ago of seven! ' " t ' Let's all play one-old-cat! '.. ' - r. ART SHANNON.' In the ojd days too the ship would have been dirty from coal dust and black smoke - spouting from her funnels this boat has one funnel with the white and gresn bands of the line wf-ill as elfin na ifiA Anv thv f were painted on . ' ' into smoke ever eOmes from the stack and for all th good it does -it might as wen not be there it is there because without it the boat wouldn't look like a ship and; passengers demand appear ances In Los Angeles we load oranges and borax the- oranges going deep in refrigerated hold3 kept at & temperature of 33 degrees in long pipes from the, upper deck thermometers hang at the end of chains to be drawn up every few hours and inspected so that Europe may eat our western' fruit fresh and fragrant as when k -.vas pxcxed and packed we are to all intents and purposes--a floating icebox driven by oil controlled by a few human hands and brains In some ways humanity. i mar- veously efficient interchanging f wf-els products of various countries with neatness and a minimum of human labor V yet In the dining room or the "Eet-Salpn" as our Dutch hosts call it with simple directness the waiter wait-er first brings you a plate and then retires to the galley to bring you in your roast veal or banana fritters on another platter plat-ter from which you help yourself ran efficiency engineer would soon cut a lot of waste, motion out of that procesp This evening we motor out past San Pedro breakwater drop the pilot and set our course southeast lor Panama in the morning we shall have Mexico on the port bqam -rrtonlght the Dipper hangs high overhead and constellations whose names we learned at school and then forgot blink brightly at us as the ship swings in the long' roll of the Pacific swell AND, LISTEN: Travel may broaden some people but it's only making us long 'for more and more of it. AUTO BODY REPAiSmH 6 p.m., NBC "How's Business?" 6:15 p.m., informal program; ' 6:30 p.m.. Gold Medal Express; 7 p.m.. NBC Retting and Piatt, piano duo of note, Fred Waldner, tenor, the Tom,- Dick and Harry vocal trip (and Victor Young's Maytag orchestra; orches-tra; 7:30 p.m., NBC General Motors Family Party in another characteristic character-istic presentation; 8 p.m., Western concert hour; 8:30 p.m., NBC Empire Em-pire Builders; 9 p.m.. NBC Amos 'n' Andy; 9:15 p.m., "The Jewel Box"; 9:45 p.m.. Radio and Television Tele-vision Institute; 10 p.m., NBC "Ad-veptures "Ad-veptures of Sherlock Holmes"; 10:30 p.m., Utah Advertisers) 11 p.m., KSL News service ; 12 mid night, pipe organ, concert from tab- 1 a.m., silent. ernacle This West of Ours , . . , r iMo8t of ..the' old stage coaches of th6 west were home-made. It was often hard to tell a good homemade home-made wagon frcm "boughten" ones. Axles and other heavy parts were hewn with a broad ax and shaped with a knife from hardwood. hard-wood. Parts were all mortised together,' to-gether,' the use of nail3 being almost al-most unRhown. Once in a while brakes were put Knf nraMloallv nil rArrivrt . .A , iat. gJ -.' - chains with which to lock th TUESDAY, APRIL 21 11:15 a.m.. Musical program by transcription; 11:30 am., NBC Packer program ; 11 : 45 a.m., "The Weaver .of .Tajes'.';. 12:10, p.m. NBC Safeway Stores program; l:15U.nn, .NBC Western Farm and Home hour. A movie theater cashier in a big Ohio town carries the receipts to the bank in an ice' cream bucket. But there are not, of course, frozen assets. 1 ' ' ' ITlTTTlTTTPj GOOD WORK MODERATE CHARGES Either you or the other fellow pays the repair bill when auto bodies are damaged in collision. If it is up to you to pay the bill ,let us do the repairing and we promise a prompt job at a min imum cost. We are repairing and j remarking auto bodies all the time and we guarantee satisfaction. ; Examinations and estimates cheerfully made. USE AUTO BODY & METAL WORIto Radiators - Welding - Spring Wort Truck Bodies - School Busses 170 N. Univ. Ave, Phone 175 D u OSSI ibly you wonder why some good coffees vary in flavor from time , to time. How could it be otherwise when they arc ' made side by Tsidc with cheap coffees. If Schilling Schil-ling never varies in flavor fla-vor it is because it comes from the only place in America where only fine , coffee is made. " ' , Several years ago Schilling Schil-ling stopped trying to. make both good coffee and cheap coffee. It just can't be done, and keep good coffee at its best. It can't be done with - coffee, any more than it cari with other things- for cheapness is con-V tagious. Schumaimg coffee Wing of the Morning t f-hattcrcd" nil 'attendance records upon" in; Salt Lake will he , repro- which was pttrchased'eaeh'-year tryj ARIZONA TOWN MOURNS DOG MIAMIJ Ariz., April 18. - (EJO-f-Mourning , was ' general here - when Popch"! a mongrel dog and town character, was , poisoned. , Pooch" had no Tegular home, but was. well fedi.anJ , senjoyed a dog license Citizens of7PiPvo City , Due to the extremely low water supply now . existing in Provo City, it ras become necessary to taltc drastic measures toward conservation. v-All residents throughout the City must honor this scht-dule and water their lawns and parkings only once in ever?. two days. BEOINKTNG APEIL 16, 1931 v All residents living on thts West Side of University Avenue and North of Center Street, must water their lawns and parkings thus: AH even numbers between the hours of 5 to 7 A. M. All 'odd numbers between the hours of 7 to 9 A.' M. All residents living on the East - side of University Avenue and North of Center Street,) must water thbir lawns and parkings thus : All even numbers between, the hours of 6 to8 P. M. All odd numbers between the hours of 8 to 10 P. M. BEOINNING APBLL '17,1931 All residents living on the West side of University Avenue and South of. Center Street, must water their la wns and parkings thus : 4 -.--V All even numbers between the hours of 5 , to 7 A. M. All odd numbers 'between the hours, of 7 to 9 A. M. All' residents living on the East side of University. Avenue and; South of Center Street, must water their lawns "and. parkings thus: . ' ; All even numbers between the hours of 6 to 8 P. M. All odd numbers between the hours of 8 to: 1 0 P. 'M. ' . ; : : BY ORDER OP THE CITY COMMISSION.' 3 mtm IN 1930 A' NY business that can show such nat.on-wide growth in a business year such as ,1930 certainly enjoys wide public confidence and acceptance. This is the record of Trust Service last year. Thousands of men and women , during 1930 adopted the modern method of settling their estates by' narajing "trust institutions, like ours, as executors or trustees,' under their wills. They did notleave this vitally important work to be' done by .willing" but inexperienced--friends or relatives. Let us tell -ou of the many advantages of this modern Trust Service which is being so widely accepted. In fairness to yourself and. family-ind regardless of whether you have made your will or not we urge you to look into this up-to-date method of estate settlement and: family protection. Based on a national survey just completed by the Trust Company Division of the American Bankers Association, of which we are members. TruM&Savinqs Bank Knight - CAPITAL AND; SURPLUS $382,500 'There Is No Substitute For Safety" ..... fV .9 -I |