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Show - 1 PAGRTWO. PROVO (UTAH) VLE'N ING-HER A L D, - MO N DA" V, -i2fP.lt I E "6 ' 1 9 3 1. v. i. i f I f I V t3 ScripprCanfietd The Herald V ' , A SOEIPPS-CANFIELD NEWSPAPER V; Every Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday Moraine , ' , ' -a : "V r - ,..-- -. - . - - l .... . - ,'. - "'""A" 1.;:. i!1.-. 'r-J-t-;.'i;-,-'ii,1'4.--t"..-'-i.-:---; ., ,' . 1 . ' - - . . w - , - Published by the Herald Corporation, N. 3unnArJRasmuflon, president, ir the Herald' !; " Building, 60 South Firflt West StreetT Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postof flee in Provo, Utah, under the act. of March 3, 1879. ' v .- . . . . V , - ' ;:v".. ' Oilman, Nieoll 6c' Ruthman, 'National Advertising Representatives San Francisco , of nee, 507 Montgomery street; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan avenue; New York office, 19 West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 Tremont CubscrinUon termsby carrier In Utah county. BO cents the month; J2.73 for six months , hvadvance - 5.00 the year in. advanee; by mail, la the county. J4.50; ;outaide Utah, county, $5.00. .R.W:GbEI Editor Tnd Manager. .; S . J. A. OWENS, Advertising Manager, "Proclaim liberty throughout the lasdf :-;; THE TRUTH QUICK directly' i-j. 7i,r nntii taartv oubllc utility, real estate promoUon or other private business ;excet the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public eervice. NeieAhls newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or; officials has any coonectlon whatever, :.7;1"!k. Juv. irtv: nubile utility, real estate promoUon or othei OUT OUR WAY SToFF ; ITS 9ftO 7 EMbu&H "TO HAvi. VaVTVA ouT VOuR, BY WILLIAMS v. Chief '8 Action Commended TTivVpnlv announced deciaSon of Chief of Police Otto Birk, to -. rid the city of slot machines, punch boards ; and other ganiblinff devices comes as welcome news to resi-dents resi-dents at Provo who have suffered the presence of the in- creasing evil for somo time. - . . I ' Thousands of parents have special reason to rej oice be-' be-' cause of -the announcement. The banishment of the slot machines will remove one of the most insidious temptations in tho patlV of the growing boys of, the .community. v Teachers and social welfare workers will also uphold si the ' chief in his stand because they know from past ex-4; ex-4; periehce that the bad habits acquired around the slot mach-;; mach-;; ines have frequently been, the introduction to other deeds 1 of petty thievery and sometimes even a life of crime. t Taps For "Dad" .Mossmari V'. . Taps have sounded for "Dad" Mossman. v Provo will miss him. The 90-vear-vouncr Civil war-veteran was a community character" of the finest kind.' Everyone knew. "Dad" Moss- b man, with his youthful step, and his optimistic "Never felt better in my life." V- "Dad" was the last, surviving Civil wad veteran' , in " lrbvo. ' His reminiscences of those stirringX days were of v unfailing interest to young and old. "Dad", himself was a Nlivinjp examtole of manly vigor. - retained amazingly in the ' aeciinmg years oi xs active ineiuue. . WeUl all miss you, "Dad" ! , , , . Observations - The difference between a statesxrjan and a politician is that the statesman owns a" high sU hat. Sedans are nothing new. covered wagons. Our ancestors came west in Tlie Yellow Peril r"A banana peel on the sidewalk. 5- Natureland I SCIENCE i r 1;;.' 1 ' . V- ' . . , - Recent finds of bones and skeler i tons ! of Janimals that lived thou- sand of years j?o .have led some naturalists to believe that cats and ; dogrs are descendants, - of t the same ancestral race.;: c; -j -.-.'- They separated' lonjc before the ; Ice age, however,' v naturalists -be- ,lieve, nnd since then each '.has developed de-veloped .along Cpntirely Vdif f erent - ' Remote ancesttjrsTof. the " ,do ' were . smail,"not much larger than a fox, and had hort gnoses." Later,. one line developed size,- a surviving family being - represented ,byx : thel are of white canvas tinct-was -even larger" than "the bears of today, but ,w;as like the dog in itsNother characteristics The smaller branch "of the origy Inal family developed In to the dogs, wolves, ' foxes and other . like . animals ani-mals of the present. The domestic Bossy Is being "dressed in bloom ers for the sake of her health. ; Scientists of the federal department" depart-ment" of agriculture, engaged in studying -. anaplasamosls,- a new cattle;; disease, decided that common, com-mon, dog ticks tarry !, the germs frpm.;one . animal to another. ; 5 sTOi- prove ;hl3,,: however," It was necessary .tOv tudy the ticks for several ' generations.,; Their habits made; it difficult, to collect them., . -To get them:when they dropped from ,the" cows to : ithe ground, bloomera were ' made, for several animals "under, observation. They and have elastic .suspenders , attached t to a collar about the animal's neck. The legs aro fastened with elastic garters to prevent the escape of the ticks. " dog is probably a descendant of the wolf-like' wild dog of the ice age. v Embarrassing Moments . : : You can avoid them. The trifck is in knowing what to do, when to do it how to do.it. . , Good manners man-ners and "good form are the lubricants that , make the . wheels of intercourse and pleasurable contact between be-tween people., go round smopthly. ' Knowing: when and how. to do the "proper things the thing that is expected of well bred persons' everywhereis of incalculable in-calculable 'advantage in the TCburse of life. Our Washingto nBureau has ready for you a package of 5 six of its authoritative, interesting, informative buHe-tins buHe-tins on all phases of ETIQUET. The titles are: - ; Social Etiquet I" ' v 2. Th cEtiquet of Travel ; ' j: ; H 3.-: Dinner Etiquet l-ll , XSr? ' . w ; , 4. ,The Etiquet of Dress for all Occasions ; - 5 i Etiquet, for Weddings ;: 4 . : . : I : : Tobd manners for Children 11. :.i A packet containing these, six bulletina i will be 1 sent on request. vf Pill but the coupon below and mail ' t "CLIP COUPON HERE as directed: -, . . ; tin A 2 Department A-i. Washington Bureau, . Provo (Cvening Herald, , : 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C: I :'. . ' I want the packet of six bulletins on ETIQUET, and enclose .herewith 20 cents In ,coln, or loose, uncancelled, U. S. postage stamps to cover return postage and handling costs:- r . ... - ' -r .NAME 4 a, W . STREET "AND NO." cmr....J.... .....v. I ' State.. ...., ' . r . ' . 'in - I ...... ..,... I I am a daily reader of the Provo Evening Herald. ; CLIP CpUPON.HERB - Howdy, folks! Let's all get . behind a drive for a Bigger, -Better Spring and More Pussywillows. Pussy-willows. ' The acme of nerve is the fisherman fisher-man in a rowboat who stops a Standard oil tanker and bums a few drops of gasoline for his cig-aret-lighter. - 4c r7ZZ77. . I benefactors of the f j HUMAN RACE . - a , . .1- .III. lfc..l.-llH . Friends of Simon, and Oscar Horsecollar wUl be , pleased to learn two have active that the brothers resumed training 1 for the picnic season. Simon and . Oscar are the lads who have dedicated , their lives to the public ser vice, going around to picnics and socking In the nose aU practical jofters in the nose all practical jokers - who - put salt In the sugar bowl nd sugar in the salt cellar. Photo by Jack Boshard. . -:: Height of Optim:sin: -Throwing away your putter because you feel sure you will sink your approach shot. . . . ' TRAGEDY It alnt the foozled drive That breaks a golfer's soul; Ifs Just the two-foot putt That circles 'round the hole! . - . A family man is one who shivers every - time "he receives - a letter with an isinglass front j- ''-'Jt'. ; " - ' . - TODAY'S I CHAMPION f I - 1 u i . , B G B E R T ;s6up-l o Va l citizen, who ; is said to be the laziest man. I west ' " ' of ' the Mississippi, Mr. ; ; Soup la so lazy that he uses gunpowder . to blow : his nose. Photo by, Roy Gillespie.. Candidate for the ' Poison Ivy Club: , The hiteh i hiker who says. "Gosh, this, is a bum crate. Why don't you loosen. up and buy yourself your-self a real car?" Spring . is the season when a young man can't decide whether get married, or buy a new car. : ., ; -. . - -VJ -r" GENnJS! ' '. A most Inspiring writer c Is Ebenezer T. McIIook j 1 , (He writes the blurbs you read " . tfpon the Jackets of new books ! ) t . , - ; If -.Einstein's theory ; of curved space is correct, says a scientist, aU ' radio programs, will . some day be echoed back .to earth. - What t a dirty trick to -play on posterity! . - YE DIARY . (April 5). . tEaster Sunday) i Earlie up, waked by. the . . excited . sheiks of little Prove and Babie Cation, who do be dashing- hither and thither. In searcli orxaster'etgs. Which the bunnies "have ; laid behind pillows and sofas, and. Xord- one: bunny must needs have been ' an aviator, for he did jleavean egg on the mantelpiece! - And so we, mighty gay; looking for4 brilliantly-colored eggs albeit Babie Cation doth faU down, . breaking purple-and-whlte egg,, . and doth, .caterwaul, loudlle, hut Lord! we do give her ft candle egg. whereas ' .'the , little f- cherub laughing again; and merries' And so to breakfast. . ; ; ;f , , :t ,?; ; . -' Be' 'that as! it inay he "most an noying . thing"' about "a standpatter IS Ms patter.V'';- v- .'AVpmen,; says a physician, "can endure . greater suffering than men. .vc. , t Sure,- look .at the - shoes they abcdefghljklmn0pqr8tuvwxyz. .- . t-:!- ' . i s t-: i- ART SHANNON, - i 1 i --: . ,i ; Sailor's trousers varey made wide at -the - bottom t so : they may 'be turned up above', the ; knees whe Q. Do aU babies have blue eyes when first born? A. Bibles eyes usually are slate-blue slate-blue at birth, due to the dark pigment pig-ment at the back-of the . iris. .Later, pigments are deposited in the iris, causing brown or . hazel eyes in many. : " -, - : Q. Do muskrats and beavers hibernate during cold weather?" A. No. '., ... X Q. How many ' saloons" were there in the United States before' prohi bition? ' V A. 177.790. : Q. -What is th& numerical relation rela-tion of men and women in Australia Aus-tralia and New Zealand? A. According to the last official census jthe male population, of Aus-trallavwas Aus-trallavwas 7,76270 and the female population was 2,672,864. New Zea land had 686,384 males and 658,085 females. , . V' ' v " ' v ,;" ' Q. Does California' have - more shore line than Florida? y ' A. Florida has a shore line of 2,520 statute miles, of whichM.273 1 mainland and 1,257 is Islands. California Cali-fornia has a total tidal shore line of 1,555 statute miles, of which 164 is mainland and 291 is islands, fy Q. Is' the ivory of the tusks "of African elephants as good as that of Uthe Indian species? Do both males" and females "have tusks? A. African . elephants of both sexes furnish ivory but the tusk's of the males are larger. In the Indian species the females are mostly without tusks, and the tusks of the males are inferior in size' and quality,; the ivory being coarser In grain, less waxy and translucent and more likely to turn yellow than the African variety. Q. What dees the name Florence mean? A. It is from the Latin ' and means "vernal beauty." -There, vou gtO that I'M fRWKlA GrCT A VMRteT 6Rlklr : HOME tH' eAC04 AM1 S FUr4h4W OowT DO IT RiGrHT; sowvt y a - - - ' . : y '! Vsipirr WATCHES. A vr-JOST AM OLD. VaoPRHiWGr MS, lT 7-r- I-VuvTH OUT WOuR. . j Hw AH HQO S OosjlT DO iT RIGHT", SOwvt smuLS.SAT.onr.. N HH MOTHEF CtET ORAY- syncasccinc.. Cooliri Calvi Say BY COOLJN CAL.VD3GE . :. NORTHAMPTON, Mass, Aprli 6 Secretary Mellon has Issued ah order increasing the tariff on matches. . ' This will raise the 'price '; of matches, but will not entail a hardship hard-ship on any smoker, as pratically all smokers borrow their matches from somebody else. ' The department of commerce reports, re-ports, the discovery of an offlce-w,orkeryrin5r offlce-w,orkeryrin5r Dusty Maples, Oregon, who buys his own 'matches, but this report is believed erroneous. The age ; of miracles is past. ; -; . An,y increase in the price of tchesV,hiay':result-:in' the wider use of ' cigaret-llghters,- The -disad yarttage "of a clgaret-lighter 'is 'that it' Ik. so hard to light a gas stove withoiie of them. - r These. . ingenious little devices have one all-important, advantage overy matches,k1iowe ver. ysYoung sheiks ho own cigaret-lighters do not rasp the 'nerves-ofother- people by , lighting' .matches . with their fingernails - Ithe OBSERVER . " " U .. II On a street corner we heard two their babies beautiful by surround ing themselves with beauty before the child is born All's well tht . ends well. wear? , MRS, 5IOTJLTON DIES -"t SALT LAKE CITY, April 4. (Ci?) A .lingering illness proved fatal late .yesterday to . Mrs.. I Emma J, Putnam Moultop, 83, mother of the Right Reverend Arthur Moulton, episcopal bishop of Utah.. Funeral Services will be held Monday. A Panama the sun rises in the Pacificx&nd sets in the Atlantic. This Is due to a huge4Jben,d,Jn the Isthmus. . i , . men talking as they watched the crowds walk by : along came a tall, homely man accompanied by a little, pretty woman obviously his wife -7 and one observer said to the other "BeauUful but dumb I'll hfeteha'" i ' while the other remarked that "Opposites always marry each other .-,r."v-.1- Both of these observers of course were wrong , beauty is no Etgn of dumbness, and opposites don't usually marry each other those dre Just two "popular ideas" . Tand . like all . popular ideas they are wrong -ryou can go thru life betting that universal beliefs are incorrect and win every time ' ' " ' , 'Sv . x Here are some other thing3 that "everyone", believes and not one of them Is true: that wearing a tight hat induces in-duces baldness that ocean storms are worse at. the- equinoxes than at other times; y. ; : . . ... -that the children of intelligent patents, will be brighter - than those of Tgnbrant parents that all geniuses are a bit crazy ' Thut 'women possess more intuition' intu-ition' than men y; tjia ta- bully is always a coward. cow-ard. ; ' ... " that birthmarks on children come from pre-natal influence transmitted thru the mother -and that mothers can, make DR. CARL'S DISCOVERY STOPS GAS, CONSTIPATION In: his private practice. Dr. Carl Weschcke first perfected the simple mixture now known as Adlerika. Unlike- most remedies, Adlerika acts on BOTH upper and lower bowel and removes old poisons you would never , believe . were in your system. Stops GAS bloating in 10 minutes Relieves chronic constipation consti-pation in 2 hours!. Let Adlerika give -your, stomach and bowels a REAL cleaning and see how good you feel. It will surprise you. Hed-qulst Hed-qulst ' Drug Co., 2 stores. Adv. All these .are very nearly universal uni-versal beliefs but there is no truth in any of them , the fact is that we see the exceptions ex-ceptions to rules instead of the rules and so emphasize the exception excep-tion instead of the rule until finally all our beliefs get into reverse . .' AND, LISTEN: The way to get at the truth in this worldl is to nsten 10 wnat "everyone" says and then believe the opposite. Music was first taught in . public schools 75 years ago. There are nearly 12,000,000 negroes in the United States. OIL HULL COJEES IN- LONGVIEW, Tex., April 4. ILE Gulf Production company's Peterson Peter-son No. Q. in " the Bateman pool came in today, flowing at the rate of 16,000 barrels. Depth of the well is 3,700 feet. It was Gulf Production Pro-duction company's first producer. TODAY . y (Continued From Page One) r y tlon's drink bill is $187,500.000. Dean Inge calls this shameful. In England, the kind of ale that cost seven, cents before, the 'war now costs .16 cents. That, the average av-erage Briton calls "shameful." British spending is small compared com-pared with ours. The gloomy dean says we spend twenty one. thousand million dollars a year on amusements amuse-ments alone, including golf, cigarettes, cig-arettes, chewing sgum, and soda water, enough to pay all of y England's Eng-land's expense and, wipe out the debt. :- The callous American, believe it or not, replies: "We would rather amuse ourselves with " "the ' twenty one billions than use t to pay Eng- ., land's expenses and wipe out "the i British debt." .. . . .. -, When racketeers learn -m that amusements in America cost . sev- , eral billions more -than they col-,-lect.xthey probably will do some- thjng about it. In England the national bill for alcoholic drink dropped ; $55,000,000 in 1930 compared with 1929. There is no drop in our prohibition country. coun-try. ' , Also, fortunately for; Britain, the British .drop in consumption -, Is chiefly in ,the consumption of. whiskey and gin is a good program s whiskey nd gin is a good program ' if you must drink something, with -alcohol in it. Pumpkin pie is the most populafj delicacy in japan now. it is eaten with chopsticks. FOR SALE 1928 Chevrolet l'2-ton Truck. V. H. TUFT Farmers and Merchants n r l, r . . : l ,i : . . u Phone 124 TT77r lWLf Buy ! SAME PRICE '1 i(?ni m PTmoT775 j?i Mil 'MEDDLESOME? SPRING SON ""1HF .ftOROT nfr.;.J Mutic in the role of Pan, " pipinsxa . welcome t .dpnngl v i r' -UiK Vou.Imsfine'"it 4 v Small !-won der th bird, 'and beaits are' walking out en Kim. -.Yt Human being" creatures Amrieut Federation of MucIcImm 1440 Breadvar Nv York, N. Y. - wSMHr Wltkwt fwtlMr akllfatlM m my Mrt. ImM wU mf MM la tht Mn iitMtlM K Uiiii Mml fraa is TkwMu of eultivsfect Ute, are expected y.tt accept th Robot music a a Ny' f it - subatitute for the Living Art , , oMum in theatres 1' Million hare 2iented 'from .-1 this i prepoUrous .proposal . by - 'Joining the Muiie Defense: .,1 LesSJ1 You, too, may rote for v : Living Music in the Theatre by ;7 ..signing ;nd tnailing this .coupon. ; 1 . . : - .... sr ,;. -.r . :.;THr"AAERICAN FEDERATION OF MUSICIANS 'A jfCertpWelAs' U0fi&9, prtfn ttcnal maaicUtn in tftf Vailmi Stmt mni CmnmU wWtf iWMiMtil ee the opening of the Goody ear Shoe Repairing Company 89 North University Ave. As a special introductory offer for Monday Tues.day Wednesday ONLY One 50c Pair Goodyear Wingfoot Rubber Heels 9 With Every Pair of Half Soles , t We, Specialize in Dyeing Ladies' Shoes and Hand Bags to Match any Dress. ' Men's Soles Heavy $1.25 f Men's V2 Medium $1.00 Ladies' soles (new method) .... .$1.00 Men's Goodyear Wingfoot Rubber - i Heels .50 ' Ladies' Goodyear Wingfoot Rubber Heels ..; .r. ........ .40 Men's Leather Heels 50 Ladies' Heel Caps (new method) . . . .25 . -. Ladies' New Heel . . . . . ..... $1.00 & $1.25 , . washing down ' deckj, . V ? ) ;t- . " it |
