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Show PBOVO (UTAH) EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, JANUARY 2 6, 1 9 3 1. ' , " . ' " i 1 i 'w r . r. , " , . 11 . v- t "Proclaim Ubertj throughout . , - 1m land" ' ubacrtotlon terms by carrier in Utah county, 50 cents the month; $2.75 for six months, m advance; V7"v 0 advance; byimall, in the county, $4.50; outside Utah county, $5.00. R. W. GQODEIJj, Editor and Manager. J. A. OWENS, Advertising Manager - - THE TRUTH QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, publ ic utility, teal estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. The Machine: To Whom Does It Belong? . Blight; or. blessing? , v . V AU thru the - industrial ag? machinery has inexorably found moro and more uses. It should lighten the worlds load, but many see it as the cause of unemployment and the distress ana suffering tnat come witn mu conmuwi. - '.' A bill is pending in the Cuban legislature to prohibit the use of a cane-cutting machine that can do the work of : : 20Q.men. Proponents of. the bill realize that introduction of : thd ' machine .will charges. . T V Buiwhy? Why shouldn't ciency be distributed around so to do, but just as much money to spena; wr.wny nut the caxre cutters benefit? JV ,v If it takes,' say a crew of 20 'to run the machine, the AUaM ahva1 nltr a fontVi nf thf timo nrln cret as -. jt. i- mucn OOne. .rrevi-y BOlt J-or mem; xes, uui muv..i ?? for. others,' who would not be affected in the least, than hav-! in & frtnitrmort linerrmloverl cane cutters bv charity. ' ' ."VVJiy.is the coming of these genii, who can help thou sands without harming anyone else, cursed I . -The answer is greed. The greed of the cane growers, of other employers, who instead of snarincr the fruit of the machine's toil hope to reap all the benefit themselves increased profits. - - If the carie-cutting machine were the only such mven ifoiet:'::itsn owhera' would ..grow dreds of other new machines, are millions out of work, millions who cannot buy. ; Prices fall so low that .the employers themselves do not Mvn?benetltAid people want when by !'V ? -HH t We are not enslaved , WtftfrjMd. : ;i K:: vr, 7 "!rfA Needed Investigation r-The. United States Senate .fledmdrt to 'lckk-. into the price of bread. UfMif-1..vXti$irtafew8to remark tJ?At;the price of wheat has been jTlbwer ldurinfir. the past yeAr thatt!at any time In' a loni? period. V iaixax.ttCt; ccrtaimyis famuiar -t ilH K . : bU;, W like C i to kcDhyi And the Senate is 'petfqrininfir a public service ::?h4ejtoklnfe to find oiit,ri. . -&" .,. . uoservation .- ,... . "T - li ' ' f I L I II 'l t , . . , ........ - m t . L W- Cheer.up) . Nobody eteefknowsftiow to fill out an it taxilriki-fjitrre ' ' I I L til 1 1 Something to A , ' power problem is nation-wide. As a re sult of a long tourse of judicial decisions and of newly invented methods of financing the householders and business of the nation, in a arreat many cases, must pay exorbitaht rates, measured not in terms of-reasonable- hv-N WtN inventors, but - rather in terms of speculative proiit. v ;-t.We can, o course, have no objection to a reasonable-return for the real investor in stocks of utility companies; indeed, we should actually do everything to safeguard such reasonable return for him. ' ' "The difficulty ia i rather with those who seek un-reasoiuiblyv un-reasoiuiblyv to' inflate profits and promote speculative grading by so, pyramiding capital structures in holding companies and otherwise that profits are made on stock -which is not always represented by actual invest- . ment,"FrankIin p. Roosevelt, governor, New York. r, ,FUN AND FROLIC . J - . : r9Vi let'; that pay . you are having drag Keep 1 1 the f an 6ing. ; Our Washington Bureau can help you. j Md av bulletin on, INDOOR GAMES that is just full of I1 helpful 'suggestions for havinsr fun at a narty. Fin out , .tiuvjiuueiQw.ana. sena ior u, ana iorgei your trotibles1 about how you ate gding to' "enter tain" your ..guests.: . Crp COUPON HERE -VJV-I ". .. t , f l .DeDt. 112. .Washington Burea 1SS3 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C i v'i lwaajt a copy lot tbe bulletin INDOOR GAMES and enclose herewith flva cents in coin, or loose, uncancelled U. S. postage stamps to cover return postage and handling i-tebsta.V- -"'. . .,. -' ; :WAME ....A STREET AKD NO. ; . . t -cmr . ... .... 4 4 I -. t xa. a reader jot tba 4l ; CLTJP COUPON jCtnn Herald A SORIPPS-OAITFIELD. NEWSPAPER Every 'Afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday' Morning; , y Published by the Herald Corporation, N. Gunnar Raamuson, president, in the Herald Dullding. SO South First West street. Provo, Utah. Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice la Provo, Utah, under tbe act of March 3, 1879. Oilman, Nicoll & Ruthman, National Advertising Representatives San Francisco office, 567 Montgomery street; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan avenue; New York office, 1BN West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, 18 Tremont street; Detroit, Michigan office, Room 2-266 General Motors Building. M. - - XI J U..!n nllhltP result m muusanus uwuiuiug fuu"v the benefit of this new effi- that everyone has less work t u... mnu Wfai i by decreased expenses and . immensely wealthy from the follow the same course, there there is a surplus of every- the machine, but by human is to be commended for its w everyone in tne country. hasn't taken a without another income Think About ';' - kp:vniiig nerald, 4 : - ' .STATES I V I Provo jSTenicg-Ileraldl if -) Howdy, folks! Blue Monday again. Boy, run down to the drugstore and fetch us a gallon gal-lon of Prusslo acid! Or, wait, : we think well chew up a dozen razor blades instead! . The best joke of the year: the Wickersham report. At any rate, us a goou wing fof the country that the wicker- snaw committee didrrt draw up 'the Declaration of Independent SCIENCE AND INVENTION This 1b Prof. Ivan J. ilot, who wiU bo remembered remem-bered as the scientist who first thought of mixing popcorn with flapjack batter so that flapjacks would flip over by themselves. Prof. Plot5 Is now working on K a plan to make a self-shimmying Jello by mixing the Jello with I Mexican jumping beans. Photo by Reed Farrer. Li'l Gee Gee Is so anxious to get her picture into a yeast advertisement advertise-ment that she can hardly wait until un-til she breaks out into boils. rj: WOTALI ! WOTALI Another cockeyed fibber Is Flapper Annie Shine; sneHay ne oraere pone "out to dine! and beans Gasboust Gus gets more polite every day. Last night he got up and gave his. seat in the patrol wagon to a lady. . i TODAY'S CHAMPION EGBERT BEESWAX Said to bo the only man tn America who mo , uetu incurred in-curred bis wife's d i s p 1 ensure by knocking his cigar ashes o n ths floor. Mr. Beeswax says his great record is due to two things: (1) He is not married, and (2) he does not Mikw) cigars. Photo by Dale Jones. Shopping expert, says men buy fewer luxuries than women. Men, as a rule, don't buy luxuries. lux-uries. They marry 'em. S,1: tjj Charlie Chaplin's favorite recreation, re-creation, says a Hollywood item, is walking. The average movie stsr's favorite recreation is talking. talk-ing. m HYMN OF HATE Another girt Who makes me sick " Is she who says: Don't be redid" 4 ' ; News item says two men landed in the hospital lrt an argument over two-bits. EvIdenUy a fight where no quarter was given. :l Please pass the epplpi. v ART SHANNON. This West of Ours Its Romantic History Despite vivid reports brought back by members of the Lewis and Clark' expedition of the wonderful country to be found west of the Rocky, mountains few pioneers attempted at-tempted the western trip until 1830. Some fdlowedTn' tha' footsteps of the two explorers and their valiant val-iant .band, but it is estimated there were only about 150 Americans in the true west in 1832. .The first, wagon train left for he new territory In 1830. It traveled trav-eled only as far as.the Rocky mountains, moun-tains, however, . as- the road went no farther. ', - ' Richard : Beck ' returned home Thursday: evening: v 'f rom ;Tacoma, Wash., where he haa been visiting With his ' sister - and brother-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. ,G. H. Moore. Glen Holdaway, son ' of Mr. and Mrs.' Frank Holdaway of Vineyard, Is at the Lehi hospital where he Is recoveriner from a major operation performed Tuesday morning. - "It took, Harry Wertman, 3oston, 39 years to finish onege. l V (1 Mi 11 u V Qaestions Q. How many post office towns in the United States are named Lockhart? A. One , each in Alabama, Flori-da,Minncsota, Flori-da,Minncsota, Mississippi, South Carolina' and Texas. Q. When does afternoon end and evening begin? A. The dictionary defines afternoon after-noon as that part of the day be- Ltween noon and sunset; anJ eve ning as the close of the day and the beginning of night; in a strict sense, from sunset until dark. Q. What is papier-mache? A. A material made from old paper, and like substances ground to a pulp with milk of linv or lime water, to which gum dextrim or starch is aded. Pulp is pressed into in-to form, coated with linseed oil, baked at a high temperature and varnished. It is' sometimes mixed jwith clay or chalk. Q. Why docs the body of a drowned man always float face down and a woman face up? , A. That is a popular belief not confirmed by observation, i Q. Are bones of human beings olid? A. They arc porous, and arc filled fill-ed with tiny blood-vessela for their nutrition. The center contains marrow.. 1. Which bends easier, a pipe or a solid bar of the -same diameter? A. The U. S. Bureau of Standards Stand-ards says the solid bar i3 harder o bend than - a hollow tube,, but :Arben the same amount of metal is; s-d a tube is stronger than a solid bar. Q. Is the book "Trader Horn" fiction ; A. Tt is clar-sificd at the Library of Congress ar; a book of descrip-i descrip-i ion and travel. Q. Uow much miow equals an inch of rain? A. When very wet and sticky, . evt n cr eicrht inches of snow equals an inch of rain, but when light and feathery, two or even hr' feet are -required. Under ;normal conditions ten inches of aiiow" produce one inch of water. KSL PROGRAMS MONDAY, JANUARY 26 6 p. m. Criterion 'mala quartet. 6:30 p. m. 3oprantf solist. -:45 p. m. Ffcderation of Ijabor. 7 p. m. NBC Retting' tend !P'.atC piano-duo of note, FrerkiWaldncr, t?nor. the Tom,. Dick, aitfl Harry vocal trio and Victor Yotmg'fe - Maytag orchestra.,! ; 7:30 p. m. NBC-rCcnri-al MotcVs Family Party in: another characteristic charac-teristic presentation. S p.m. Western Concert Hour. 8:30 p. m. NBC Empire Builders 3:00 p. ra.--NBC "Amos 'n' Andy." i r:15 p. m. "The Jewel Box." f 9:45 p. m. Fireside Entertain ments. 0 p. m. -NBC "Adventures of Sherlock Holmes." 10:30 p. m.--Dramatic Readings. 11 p. m. Informal musical program. pro-gram. 12 nfjfihight- Organ recital from tnbernacle. l a. m.--Silent. TLESDAY, JANUARY 27 11:15 a. m. Musical program by trans. 11:30 p. m. NBC Packer program 11:45 a. m. "The Weaver of Tales" .2:10 p. m. -NBC--SHfeway Stores program. t:13 p. m. NBC Western Farm and Home hour. SCIENCE If the atom could be subjected to a terrific heat, scientists, are of the opinion the tiny particle could be made to yield a portion of its enetgy." The heat1 needed. 1 according to the OAlan4 1.ln . -.1 1 . 30,000,000 to 40,000,000 degrees; -Momentary spurts of atomic energy havfe been loosed by. sci-antists sci-antists working with the atom at temperature of 1,000,000 degrees, it is said. If this could be raised to 40.-000,000 40.-000,000 degrees something most f startling would occur, according to me meory auvancea. Jf such a thing should come to pass, however, enough energy would be obtained from one drop tt water to furnish- 200 horsepower for a. year. Reclaimed GRAND Ptandardf 6lze and Almost New t List Trice $1050.00 iow L . v- v . :nargains in Small UPRIGHT PIANOS 'Walter Robinson ; : ; ;Music Co. ; H : 46 North tTniverslty Avenue OUT OUR WAY J Si PlCV UP A VjREMC- COOtO WE'RE KloT AUU 00WCrJ I i IU A GARAS CR-VA ! 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"VtE GREASER i3i sy wca csv.cc inc. , THE OBSERVER By JIM MARSHALL We see where the health com- i air that isn't contaminated by gayo-missioner gayo-missioner of New York says it line and oil fumes and coal smoko won't be many years before cities and such detectable additions to the will outlaw dogs 1 atmosphere which will be pretty good news : cities may be tough on dogs-for dogs-for the dogsr-altho it is quite an 'ut they're tougher on "intelligent'' admission for cities to make that h'.:man beings they're not fit for a dog to live in ah, well, in' a few years cities will outlaw us and we shall tramp away with the dog at . our heels -out to somewhere where it's fit for men and dogs to live Every dog owner tells you Ihc same thing "A city's no place to keep a dog ..." ana then they sigh and scratch heii own dog -behind the ears -and talk about getting rid of it this may be all right but we don't see what's' to -prevent peopK Tl making cities fit places to keep flogs in -maybe that would make them a bit more livable for human beings be-ings you never can tell . . . It is considered very mean to keep a dog in a stuffy apartment all day with little chance for exercise exer-cise and it id considered rather brutal to let the dog run about on the .streets barkic". at people. people may be barked at by traffic cops and shouldered aside by people-in-a-hurry but being yipped at by a fox terrier is sumpin' terrible-rand having him rub up against a trou ucr leg is a crime But people who mourn about keeping dogs shut up never seem to realize that they're shut up just as badly themselves how, man" city people ever geU a chance to tramp on the good brown old . earth or breathe real i tii i e li ouv your biscuits and pay cash! On every . tin of Schilling Schil-ling Baking Powder you will find this printed statement: If you find any fault whatever in this Baking ' Powder, or think you do, your grocer will return re-turn your money and also pay for the eggs, ' butter, flour, etc., you have used.99. Whether it's a 25c pan of biscuits or a $3 fruit cake, that offer stands. Your grocer pays you instantly. in-stantly. We pay him. It's the cream of tartar in Schilling. That's the secret. Cream of tartar, not the cheap substitutes. Baking ; Powder 4 ec& of Tarter V V ..in, I Well, as for us the Gct-It-and-Loaf club wil save us in time we hope. we arc going out somewhere where tha air is pure and you can jaywalk all you want to and dogs are welcome where you can tr.ke your time going places and not have jr.otor-ists jr.otor-ists squawking down your neck and traffic cops blatting at vou AND. LISTEN : Maybe there won't Lc any uogs in cities - 10 years from now but whon that time eomescity life will be even more inhuman - than it is today. The first automobile built in America still runs: it has a speed Oi eight miles an hour. Deaths in Fiance caused by automobile auto-mobile accidents ave'raged 10 a day. (J&L - ; ; ' 'l "A great idea . . . Trust Funds . . . The family will have regular money to live on . . The ' youngsters will finish their schooling . . . And ihcy'Weach get a good round sum later on . . " No matter what your plans for your family may.be, Trust Funds offer you a wide range of helpful ways and means, .They can be set up now for your own benefit and continued ;for the benefit of others later on. Or they can be incorporated incorpo-rated in your will to protect the principal funds of the Trust and to provide life-long income to relatives, friends or others you wish to remember. Ask us about Trust Funds to safeguard the best interests of your family. ' ' - . ; . j ' s 'S " Knight Trust & Savings Ban l it- . ' T A- '-aA'' "Wi At 'J-- ' - V , ' ' - BY WILLIAMS Coolin Calvidge Says Y COOLIN CALVIDGE Nf)RTHAMPTfij Mors inn 9k There has been some criticism in the newsnaners of the Wickersham report. This is entirelv unjustified, and no doubt emanates from Moscow. Mos-cow. Or from Democratic head-quarters. head-quarters. The Wickersham report !s a great f political document, . tbe perfect flower of statesmanship. It says one thing and means another. It endeavors to placate all parties. It ! contains in its 90,000 words the very ' essence of political reasoning. Any 1 man who will criticize this report j is a dull, si upid fellow, who doesn't' deserve to br appointed a Repub- , lican postmaster. , Members of the Wickersham- i committee 'attempted to kccpbMh' cars to the ground while straddling the fence. This is a difficult feat., They endeavored to steer the ship i of state in two opposite directions ; at the same time. This is an even more difficult feat. You can lead j a horse to water, but you can't i make him drink. Honesty is the I best policy. Don't give up the ship! i Just Thinking CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $381,00.0 Therc Is No Substitute For Safety,, TODAY (Continued from Pam On) The white man knows that his" su pieme being rtqurrcs the use or al cohol as part of religious ceremony might not the Indian's, supreme be ing feel the same need it? . i In any case, wtien men. withou wnrning. i:d fully armed, jticK down the door, even of a humbli Indian, they run risks. No drj agent should be shot, unless in aW solute self-defense. I3ut doors toulq not be kicked in without legal war rajit. and if three kinds of religioi demand liquor and are allowed tJ have it. there seems no good reason for discriminating against a fourtl or fifth relicion. under our consti tution, all religions and all gods ar supposed to have the same standing and aie entitled to complete re ppect. T.N Cuba various newspapers haM x been suspended and their pub lication fobidden in a politica urgency. These newspapers includ El Mundo of Havana, in which thl column, translated mto . Spanish has been published daily for man years. The writer greatly regret even temporary loss of an intellect ual Cuban audience, and respect fully suggests to the Cuban govern ment, that suppression of newspa ners is a very archaic method o sustaining authority. The enlightened constitution o Cuba forbids it and the suppression of newspapers is baaed upon Spanish law enacted in 1870 n( since then repealed by Spain. N sensible outsider would venture t criticize the action of a friendb government. But freedom of th presH is a great safeguard, as im I portant as electric light In grca f cities, and the absence of Itls dang ' eroua, as proved in Russian and ! elsewhere. The ..zar forbade it, bu , he no longer rules. Bolshevism ; forbids it and also will regret it. N EV YORK wise mm an lightened educators, decide tha moving pictures do for education what books cannot do. That is ni exaggeration, and the statement in . .... . , i . i . . . . 1 1 i have taken information througK ! their eyes for forty million yard i men, so professor Osborne o the museum of natural htstory tell us. Ann lor numircd? or .minion of years our animal--predecessor took in all knowledge through thfl eyes, and -warning, through -thq cars. After Inventory SALE I Watch for Our Atl OVJf! $200 WORTH OR GIVEN AWAY. FREE! L iwl s (J LADIES'5 SlRE t . ? i i if |