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Show a , t v y " ' "vA ,-vA"" ST1' - A , At-1 A r , ' .- . r"; '",'. 1 . - - -T . . . ? ' ' ..A ' si . a , PAGE TWO PRO VP (TJTAH);;EyENlNG HERUXby MjQliY, JANUARY 10, 19 3 1. Scnppjanfieild The Herald A SORIPPS-OANPIELD NEWSPAPER Every Afternoon, exoept Saturday, and Sunday Morning thibHshert by the Herald Corporation, N. Gunnar Rasxnuson, president, in the Herald BuiMing, 50 South First West street, Provo, Utah. Entered as second-das ruatter at the postoffice In Provo, Utah, under the act of March X 18T8. "Proclaim liberty oilman', Nicol & Ruthman, National Advertising Representative San Frandaoo office, fi07 Montgomery street; Chicago office, 410 North Michigan avenue; throughout York office, 19 West Forty-fourth street; Boston office, IS Tremont ti land street; Detroit, Michigan office, Room 24286, General Motors BUilding. BnbscriptJon terms by carrier in Utah county, SO cents the month; $2.75 for six mo&ths, la advance; ad-vance; ?5 00 the year in advance; by mail, in the county, $i0; outside Utah county, S9J00. R. W GOODELL, Editor and Manager. J. A. OWENS Adyertillxxg Manager THE TRUm QUICK . Neither thia newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indiiectly, with any political party, pubic utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested puhUfr aerviee. Abolish The Machine Age? If Wc Did, Would Girls Be Willing To Go Back To Spinning Wheels? 1 Tfpn Howdy, folks! Cleveland scl entist says that it Is possible to prolong Infancy to the age of fifty. Sure, look at some members of congress! Etiquette Note: Do not serve your guests the new denatured al- CoTJoI that resembles garlic and spoiled egg. It "Is in bad tate. THE OBSERVER By Jim Marshall I HALL OF FAIE win in mi-mil- Bnnfrim-iiftn-T t' " rnr TrnnT"fT- -f -T 1 '""c"-"""""""' 1 1"' w For our troubles, many people blame the "machine age." That means mass production; few workers and many machines. It tncre were no machines for spinning cotton and silk, weaving cloth, cutting and sewing, clathes, girls would have to learn tb-ftTn sptiltilrfg' wheels; las MissEIlen Hood is doing in the picture above. iiut the y4imi itself is a machine, myented hundreds cf years ago. England got it from India; early America, f rorEnjad' - - - - Probably, when trie wheel was invented people complained com-plained that it destroyed labor demand, or left women with idle time on their hands. Nobody wants to go back to spinning wheel days. There aren't too many machines in the world; there aren't enough. At present, machines control us. Once we learn to control con-trol THEM, jnake them work for us instead of being slaves to them, we shall be all right. Niche No. 19 in our own Hall of Fame has been reserved for Hdrace W. Her-plclde, Her-plclde, drugstore drug-store fountain elerk, who has just surpassed all his previous effort by constructing con-structing a six Uirker ' sandwich, sand-wich, consisting of alternate layers of chopped tripe and minced pencil erasers, the entire en-tire sandwich being covered with a tasty sauce mode of Carter's red ink. Photo by Grover Miller. ii It is only a question of time, comments Bill Jonnes, until some judge will hand down a .decision that the United States constitution Is unconstitutional. il; .t !ft $ EPITAPH Alonzo said: My car Won't skid." Bat he, alas, was wrong 1 It did! I 4 I Li'l G?c Gee's nevf shoes hurt her every tep fehe takes, so now ?he is taking longer steps so there won't be so many hurts: BACK TO SCHOOL (Thenx to J. Willis Say re) "Now that the boys and girls have finished . arguing about how much a girl ought to have. spent on her in an evening" writes F. J. B. "how about a nttle sympathy for married men? "Some of these boy-frfends may worry about a taxi-bill now and then but how would they like to be married to a woman who has to have a $15 permanent wave every few days -"and . on -top of that'-$2 more every once in a while for a 'rewavV or something and then a few finger-waves at $1.23 per each an? heaven knows what else .. .VThls.. year . am going to sit down and figure out how much my wife spends -for her -looks "I will bet when. I. total It up next December 31 It will give m? heart-failure unless I'm lucky and she decides to call bets off and find another .sucker. 'before, then "It's a poor week that t don't dig down for a buck fr hair-dressing hair-dressing or a couple bucks for a lot of complexion dope ..... . Well, cheer up- -F. J. B the little woman probably spends all that money because. -she wants to hold, your affection . " anyway if you ask hr -that.V What she'll tell you-ftnd then you'll feel like a big oaf for kicking about it and probably ask her if she doesnt want aur coat , we haye. heard , a. lot of kicks from husbands but, they always seem to end up. the same way With the litjLle" frail getting an even bigger divvy on ' the paycheck than before , It is our private opinion gather-edup gather-edup on the highways and byways that all the money the gal3 spend on their hair and faces is money well spent 'If you take the normal human face and lay it out somewhere to be looked at--It seems a fairly disreputable sight and if it -costs something to disguise it into something that wont frighten aged people and small children well that's progress ' Wc will bet a cookie that if F. J. P.8 wife didn't fix herself up -he would be the first to complain and furthermore after poiry-plalning poiry-plalning for a few days; he would be looking around for a blonde somewhere to tell her that hi wife was growing old and didn't understand him he ought to be feeling lucky his lady thinks enough of him to try to hold him AND, LISTEN: "It's a pretty good jruie-that no matter how much good wlf e 1 'costs -:shc3 worth.it in -the long run OUT OUR WAY c BY WILLIAMS 17 v m a I " vl.OO OOT MA t OOKtr bump me.er -fAviKj--rese CPUMSS pur -r oump ejv ..X WAS CATKJ A FEW CC?PsCKR sj MCJRe. WHERE MOO'RE GrOlKlCr To G6.T.-IT OFF VOOP CLSAwiBReA'ST OF T. .' - - ii mn ni vii i f i c i -T .I f j -friEHOU6E )T TO DAY LIONS Observations You can say this for higher gasoline taxes: It will put a lot of motorists back on their feet. DANGEROUS ADVENTURES - From the most ancient times commanders of opposing op-posing armies have relied upon the work of spies to bring them- essential information of enemy movements. move-ments. And in peace as well as war, the work of espionage goes on. There are many spies famous in history. Our Washington Bureau has compiled a bulletin on FAMOUS SPIES that tells of the life and work of a great many of them. You will find this bulletin full of interesting facts on the angerouswjojek they engaged in verc caught. it:", and of the executive of many who Fill out the coupon below and send for CLIP COUPON HERE if t' Dept. ill, Washington Bureau, Provo Evening Herald. 1522 New York Avenue, Washington, p. 'C I want a copy of the bulletin FAMOUS SPIES, and en- close herewith 5 cent in coin, or loose, uncancelled U.. S. postage ptamps to cover r?tui n postage and handling costs: Name STREET AND NO. CITY SSSS4 STATE I am a daily reader of the Provo Evening Hetald : "s ' '. . . : ' MAKE A !SENTNCe USING) "HOT TAMALE" Molly sat down on the radiator. Pretty soon it seemed hot tamale, : BOOTLKGGER My' children, hear your father, List to his trembling voice, We must give up two Packards, And one alas! Rolls-Royce; You, Nellie, must forego, dear. Gold-plating on your bed. And you, my son, no platinum For runners on your sled; Our smaller yachts must go, dears, Wc must economize Against the awful day, dears, The good Old dry law dies! s Physical culture expert says that poker playing is healthful. Yeah, t frequently makes you take long vatks home when you lose your last dime. , : Gashouse Gus .is growing more cautious every day. ' He is now carrying around a fire-extinguisher in case .his celluloid Collar explodes. ex-plodes. n v . ( Walk your, hones. i ART SHANNON, i Questions EG. PLAN SOCIAL The completion of the civic club rooms, a project sponsored by the Lions organisation, is in sight, according ac-cording to President E. R. West. Nex Thursday, January 22, is the date '-set for the opening social. The large center room of the old school house, itnelf a landmark in the city's progress, has been completely com-pletely rnd artistically remodeled. A new floor has. been laid, the room has been papered and painted and by the first of the week the drapes, the furniture, and all other modernistic improvements will have been added. ....TbC room adjoining is being converted con-verted into a most convenient kitchen. It Is estimated that 200 people ! can be entertained at the club I rooms. President E. R. West and Leon Clarence Hill arc In charge of the remodeling. Science Talks I Proof that warmer floors ran bo made by mixing sawdust with cement, ce-ment, has been furnished by scientists. scien-tists. The floors, while not as hard as .those obtained by using pure con crete, (ire hard and strong enough. rciontljts sy. The cost of the flooring is more expensive due to the necessity of having to use more concrete and Ifs sand with the sawdust. The new flooring will be of aid to business but will have Its greatest great-est success among the farmers. It is expected to supplant the concrete con-crete flooring now used in dairies. Something to Think About "The people of .America have more money than they know what to do with. Nearly everybody iri America has more money than he needs to live. There are more millionaires than ever before, but there are fewer beggars. It dftl come suddenly. A dozen years ago we were comparaitcvly ixor. Many of us, individually, were actually poor, in distress and want. Today, in America, ioverty in the true sense is practically unknown. Everybody has money. It is the commonest thing there is. You have it; your neighbors have it more money than you ever had before." Lewis E. Pierson, American-Exchange- Irving TYuct, Co (in 1928). . Are You ii . . i nirang Q. Who -wrote the words and music of "Believer Mc, It All Those Endearing Young Charms," -and when was it published? A. It was published in 1810. The words are by Thomas Moore and the music was arranged by J. Stevenson Stev-enson from an old Irish melody. Q. Did any president of the United Unit-ed States receive a salary of $100,-000 $100,-000 a year? A. The salary of the president of the United States is $T5.000. No I nwaMnt Vina roeoivftri Balnrv nf $100,000, but in Roosevelt's second term congress began to appropriate $25,000 a year in addition to salary for the president's travel expenses. Q. What special attention does the post office give to special delivery de-livery letters? A. They are neparaec ri'om other mall, and as soon as they reach the city of their destination, they are given at once to messengers to deliver. A specuu delivery letter dropped in a mail box Is collected with the rest - of- the - mail and is sorted and sent out on the first available regular mail train. ' - Q, What are the duties of a proof reader? Is a high school education, and knowledge of ancient and modern mod-ern language heipzu;r A'-A, '. A. He- compares the proof -with the original copy to correct all inaccuracies, in-accuracies, eitherHypographieal -or mechanical, on the. proof sheet. He should be thoroughly wrsed in grammar, spelling, 'punctuation; capitlllzatlon, anu--should - ha thorough knowledge of English. He must .understana :4ie use p proof NcrrcaBraia Hrtr- vArelW AO 100ft? Folks, the human body Is just like a good car, evejything jnust bcingopd working order if vpu expect to get tht best pcnotmance.oQt hf cither. I. Yoocan expect tb feet too if your liver is out-ol -ofder; your stomach UMet, neryef mnpy or bowels tied up. You must- bttlki up your vital forces and you Weak, veary despoadearinen and women wWtv been" doctorint for agea trying to t back the vim and endurance of earlier years trill battaD iahed, delrghted and anuzed to tec how qukUystreagewerfy andvital-irycome andvital-irycome back thru the use of Tanlic , G to yewr iJro-tkt now and ttt; a brIeofWlac.J4UotsofollaTnav started hack, on' the read -to rpnth, health: Juid;liapplsie with ttia world-Umous world-Umous tonic and there is no reason why you, fccro, can't becra today fc re bud iVpprwerotr.tiss afl -vuauxe your ennre syiieui. ; f : jXorr cicaty .back if fsa ara not processes of printing. Ah elementary element-ary knowledge of languages is help-f help-f uL A high school education or its equivalent Is necessary. Q. How large are China . and Japan? "'.;' .. jv. -...'-. ' A A- ' -r A The Republic, of China has 4, 277,170 square hmes J the total area of the Empire ofJapan.ls 250,738 square miles. Xi -,l V Communism Is Hit By Investigators WSHINTON,Jan., i;.r-Radical legislation to curh communist acti. Hies in the-United Sates is recommended recom-mended to corirss in the majority i-pot rf the fish ifn-'sstia' n. com. nitteo filed Saturday in the houe. The. report envisajres communism as an active force cangerous to Vtnerican institutions and, the economic ec-onomic welfare of the United States "In reality, communism Is a mortal mor-tal enemy within our country, aiming aim-ing to destroy our republican form of government, to cause civil war and to bring about revolution in I he United States," the report says. (Continued from Psuks C) schools and high schools arenUL crous. ; The University ofArizona Is state institution free to those th live in Arizona. Students may cor irom oiner states paying a luuu of $150 a year. Everything that! university should have this it versity iosesses, including brilliant and industrious pre side r i.r. Homer LeRoy Schauta.. Ai some things no eastern college c ever have, 'including a garden r desert plants, gigantic cacti, at others so small you scarcely s them. Arizona will not let you moi one from the state. And the ur versity 'has a pit for , rattlesnake bred arid nourished for their venot used as an antidote for snaket and dcxteriously milked from U poison glads every ten or fiftet days. The girls at this co-educatlonl universjiy, get inc u. or, a ,go saddle horse for $10 per semcstr; The boys play polo, and plan eastern trip io challenge PrinCcto They might try Lawrcnccvillc the jame time. (JEEING -6ur country' first, la and all the time, don t fall visit Arizona, narth and south, ea to west, from Zion Park on U south edge of . Utah down to Dou las with its copper mines and we to Yuma, where movies find the imitation of the Sahara desert, ar grape fruit reaches Its highest pe fection. equalled only In one othi part of America. Thi. column begun In Tuc&eu. finished on the way to Nogale where Mexico and the United Stat look at each other across the city main thoroughfare. It Is dry on one side, wet on tl other. That is, dry cn the Mexlca side, Mexicans being temperate wet on the United States sid where prohibition does not qui prohibit. Something about Nogale? tomo row. John Marlow, Paltlmnre. wf frozen in a cake of ice for 30-mi) utes recently and survived. YOUNG WIFE. AFRAID TO EAT, LIVES ON SOU "Afraid of stomach gas, I- live on soup for 5 month. Then tried Adlcrika and now I eat mo anything without, any gas." Mrr. A. Connor. Adlcrik relieves tomh es.i i TEN mintr! Acta on ROTH u per and lower bowel, removing ol poisonous waste you- never ktyc-was ktyc-was there. Tont fool with med cine which cleans only r A IT. n bowels, but let Adrelika give ton ach and bowel a REALS eleanln nd get rid of all gas! Hcdqut; Drug Co. Adv. . . C3ATIOE3AL THRIFT WEEK PHYSICIAN IB. GILBERT S. LAMBERT gives unstinted praise to new Scientific Discovery. Sat JAN. NltTCStl Thrift ' Day n ii ni " Sun. JAII. HQ Mathtaal DtrtVrrth Otksrs Day Tuesday Mon. I JAII. Wed. JAII. g JAII. National Nalianal Hatinul Budget VILL LHtlotsrzsce Day my Day Thurs. JAN. Maticaiai OwaTcKrOwa HtRt Day Fri. JAN. 2S Batissal Safe Nvest- Day reader's tearka.-';aiidt tliavvaAottaKMt9 8pedlng the winter ir '1 J lartssa at smMbJarmflursi pill fHi tUMRAruai's VA;-77 AUVftlt San Atttonio. Texas; when I first heard of Sargon. The treatment appealed to me because of it. thorough sclentifiCbackground. ' decided to try it for a very bad form of chronic constipation whicr -I .was entirely unable to cprrec withAordinary laxatives and purga-ktivesvvaedf purga-ktivesvvaedf iff general practice. . fcI; jwas "alsp subject to. severe bilious -r attacks. .jHy complexion had become yellow as though I had Jaundice?' ily appetite was below normal My food did not digest or assiinllate.'rteausbig gas and Indi-tC3tion:.x Indi-tC3tion:.x I ra ioslng weight and itrength rapidly. : A, '.Three, bottles of Sargon and one bottle of the Pills relieved .me en-tirely;'4f en-tirely;'4f these troubles and I so icpger; haye. any liver., or biliary Symptoms. In fact, I am in better physical tone than in years vrsargbn. ' undoubtedly, jcepresepts a teal . advance : in the -field ' of medicine." Dr. Gilbert S. Lambert, Ssta Francisco. v; eoxa .oy penramm- onnson irugs. f Why thrifty men ITIHIEm WIDLILS YOU may be working hard to build up an estate: You may be a careful manager of money. You may be rightly proud in owning own-ing your own home and in giving your family a comfort-able comfort-able IWing. This is not all you have to think about. You need to make your will. For in no other way can you lay down far-reaching plans which will continue the support sup-port and protection of those you love best. Much depends upon the character, experience, and responsibility re-sponsibility of the executor arid trustee you name. x If you name us, both you and your family can be conhdeAt that your directions will be followed in every detail- in telligently and faithfully. :.'a'xx Knight Trust & Savingsfiank ; APITAL AND SURPLUS $381,000 TJierc Is No Substitute For Safety O L!" V |