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Show Conspiracy Continues : BY MIKE WHITNEY Have heart bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich lovers. Although the great conspiracy to deprive you of the bacon on your sandwiches may still be lurking in the shadows, a eourajt ous contingent of counter conspirators has conglomerated in fc Commons to fight for Mother, Home and the bacon, lettuce ami tomato sandwich. They will be in the Commons on Tuesday to give each patrons ticket with a number on it. On Wednesday a drawing will be held, and, if your number comes up, you will receive a te bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. There will be 20 bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches giver, away, and if that doesn't fry the Great Conspiracy then nothing will. So if you want to join the fight to keep bacon in the bacon, let tuce and tomato sandwich, makes it down to the Commons ct Tuesday. . We have to stop the Great Conspiracy here and now before il spreads to the Commons Special. Incidentally, rumor has it that if you are one of the 20 wis you will get a little extra bacon on your sandwich as combat pay Join the fight! And you can once again be proud to be a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich eater. |