Show r i t t 1 W A H g j c I c If L L E I STO c ci I OF i 1 Hf f t ELECTION I TIM J i I ES 1 I i tN f ID ii J i 1 4 t tt t t I T I W A a n fim Y oJ li mell l jJ th be iii fo a tl poll l thero I stead of at Hio hll h a f d M pel when In tJ lall f sl lc an M ji es r things IJ of t the c campaign n f ay f th 1 vl o rato the th curd card indexes M money n assign u lg 1 r and de du def dut f t I IrH began to lo retail ret p a Ir jot of l i Jj stories a Iu rt ot of which had f sOlvie since the of Jackson JacksonV ol Wy stor reminds of rii I r l te dr ali Ji l p have ot as ret just I f ow i a er H to slut the r j t over othol In Ini i V ij iS the p party seems s c to think thIT that he Is Isi i f r JI duty U y bound boun to bo reminded of Ut Jj As a malcI of fact growled who had m lh been on assigned to r i HiJI r fill to ho could nu nua a l t lj in 11 politics IVO I around tho headquarters mid tho hotel for Ii w ol trying to get feet I if stuff st rf together r to fn a n column c i bos wants 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ting n n g j jl 1 11 sharplY negotiating I ornO ran rn i i a s tho I t tray of Icolar 1 Tl epe ler as stooped lo to ItO pick JIlek l p wares v eR il 4 And ld sy th sI Here her ted l l r l earl another tho th other iday i it 1 t s Jd t campaign r manager r still sUl f 4 J y nud i I looks of f fI I li it d wn n Olda I i ii lioma amla I ls mu said ItU one of tho local lo 1 Js 0 l f t i W I your ll Ire II 1111 what we want down here Js t j otiS i fel Lv l l g l glo us s apa ou I 11 In had hal the tho 11 refused to his hll ad Id I 1 I heard l eI l m Jm h said salL salLil c tho yawns W s It relates to toT il the phonograph lii In tho T i lg ou all 1 know that Dr l has hasi i into 0 di Is this hono g t It J c Aulm Jm going to lo low w Jt f myself for fo my m i man Ill Il prat prati git gitil il i J io of your boys b ys to t F a good speech and have him talk talt it I Inlo I and then wo can cal i all ni over the tho district i good thing thIn and save no 1 ud faro fie WI be a good gool thing J f you ou newspaper 1 boys bOYI too tOl You can t IUlO In lot ot of mOnCY just writing wrUng Im I always looking out for forthe fo foJ J the ho newspaper boys hO I used to be a 1 kind t ut IL man myself got ot nd ul verU and wrote pieces for or a n paper pe 1 do In southern Illinois My friends tell i that I missed It in not sticking ito 1 I know just what tho 1 in a n and I make some of the thc editors sit Hit up r Wid take tato notice n If Jf I was running a 1 a big town lown Seems to mo le that 1 tho fl l aint what it Iti i s ito o be but of course you boys jO fj j aint hl t to 1 1110 You cant help It nut But I that phonograph story J Its Is r d ono one too J I You Y u see there a fellow sell ting tin phonographs ph and ho got the idea ILea 9 1 that bo a 11 good god thing thIn to use uso campaign n ho was w i tho same go got Bryan to talk Into he the h AVell W I ho h naked a u follow rolo h e on 1 the train loW do you Ilk IKo tho th phonograph phon r h us as pra prator r tor tOLI I I liVoll I said u the follow lie he spoke to 1 I prefer l t It ito lo som candidates You can pUt It Jt off without waiting for it Jl to 10 run down A th campaign with 1 n story rY some someone one piped up and sUpped slipped this one out of oC hs his s stem stemA An A undertaker II In Kansa i t City Ci wl C was a I at t l primaries for fol coroner YaH as u ed cd upon up n lIe the lists J ts o of voters volar to tu tH l a 1110 lot o o fellows whom hu ho hud In d burled free nic o oC expense o I I ali en CrO the tomb and voted vol ell for fOI Ills hIs Ire something Ij I i Iho De Dc Detroit troit News Interjected l l ll l lg n man as as fished a r cUppIng clipping frou fr ni his pocKet It I was getting pretty had luu when threatened to t take t lt but but the erod was so dejl by h thin time that lit It would w l M nd for f r aimos anything ng f Tho man hurrying hurrying along Broi way had his arm hp of f n 1 sigi painter and was WiS evidently on un cn Te He bent was U neatly attired lodl cd 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ho er went n a Il ih ivas VIS r tho a I J being from a I mortar morta y vat t and a abrand brand l from flom the burning at tho sanio sane time fa tI n vcr Iy y tho dazed brand as as he scraped d tho th sticky stuff st l fr If I you arc going to read stuff hr ke h too newspaper man m n Who h hail to the IO f his pa tenc you get atthe at the real ren What do you mean by that snap snapped snapped ped the man from Michigan 1 t returned r the hc reporter that If you ou are arc Willing to admit that t our stories store ure l t and you ou vant fd tC gottI c goods go ds ut cUp I i bureau you ou ht clip sonic Hoi e of ot he tho things ts over In tho Evening Post Ho Jos tle best ever cv I Is Blythe Byth He Ju knows Imo f n and n Iet ie give you oho of his W V G IG Conrad of tM taim was ono one f th presidential p candidates at Mr 11 Conrd Is a 0 I go nd ln gentleman n with a IL heavy l he a Il deep bass bans leo a Ono fine aith iri hla political prospects and Ind a I wad vad of money a a see e ovel over He hr t a bunch f boom ls Ith him to t Denver On the t lie e vl to be e d of t Conrads n rl standing disconsolately In tho Brown Golad he lie asked Up in hi his room roani Arent YOU goIng to the ton lon AH AI of a I prominent candidate tOI li you should b there dont yoU go Wol th fi ti Is OM o othe the wo Ilo to go lut Conrad to set us mission admission ai yet Hero Here Is another said s w the tho reporter finding that tha ho was WIl really handing out tho good ones Hyth H t 61 the Prohibition n convention at Colum bus nominated Eugene W for president Sam called caled hlin genial Gono and said that tho singing societies without which a Prohibition convention could not do business a new Kong long when was nominated According to 10 m tho the candidate was WiS started st ted on his hi way ay to toward toward ward Nov O a 3 with a u grand antiphonal l lehoLM chorus Tight aro mo the tho bonds that bind This land to the Dorrion Domon Hum But well wel chufe chufo them a nit hit with 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