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Show Apples out-of-order By r.n. Goldberger Special Assistant The normally dormant apple vending machine near the Huddle erupted, or in the words of an unidentified witness, "blew up" Tuesday afternoon. Campus police arrived quickly on the scene and arrested a suspect whose wrist was cut and allegedly had glass on his sweatshirt. The suspect was lead handcuffed and bare chested out of the Union. Information into the cause of this eruption is pending. Apple lovers will be required to go somewhere else until dormancy returns as a new pain of glass. |