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Show r Still Waters Progress Is Our Middle Nam By RICK WATERS A lot of political moves have been going on across the college campuses of America. But none have had the staggering consequences conse-quences as happened recently at a small western university. It is the semi-yearly meeting of the Associated Sincere Students of Panguich University (ASSPU) Rubber Rub-ber Stamp Council. Cobb Webb, president of ASSPU stands up and counts heads and then begins speaking: speak-ing: Cobb Webb: My dear fellow students stu-dents of the Rubber Stamp Council. Coun-cil. I see that we have a majority and we can start. If you will please pick up the agenda, we will start with the first order of business. Jam Cann: Mr. Chairman, I object ob-ject to the order of business because be-cause the first item starts with a 'M' and the second item starts with an 'E.' Cobb Webb: On what grounds do you object? Jam Cann: I object because the alphabet letters are out of order. I hereby move that we take up the order of business in reverse order. Marigold Muddle: I second the motion. Cobb Webb: All in favor of the motion (hands raise) ... all opposed op-posed (hands raise). We have a tie vote. Since 45 votes were cast and there are fifteen present this means that the agenda is sent to the Unadvisable Cabinet where it will be debated and eventually tabled. ta-bled. Under the rules, the floor is open for a subject. Marigold Muddle: Mr. Chairman, I move for a five minute recess while we think of something to talk about. Cobb Webb: Now that we have all had a rest, has someone come up with a subject? Brandy MacJay: Mr. Chairman, allow me to introduce myself. Although Al-though not a frequent visitor, I am a member of this council. I am currently cur-rently studying Poli. Sci. 10 and we learned today that the government should derive its power from the people. I hereby move that we alleviate al-leviate the suffering of the students stu-dents here at dear oP PU and declare de-clare ourselves free. Chewing Gunim: Being a history major, I have learned that there should be strict separation of church and state. I therefore move that the motion should be amended to include religious institutions. See Burnpork: I second both motions. mo-tions. I also wish to give thet floor to Brother Whiz (PU had the dis tinction of having religious , nities). Gee Whiz: I wish amend the motion. I m0Ve ligious and political freedom'.' clared for the students exception that we keep to the Viceroy, all 27 vfe dents and the Dean's Toi mittee. I Marigold Muddle: I seC(j,. '' three motions with the '.. amendment that even if J five students accept the ;S ment in the student referee' will still be added to the tion here at good or PU. Cobb Webb: It has bee J ed three times that we deolj ' selves free except for adit, tion and faculty control, n in favor . . . (hands raise opposed . . . (hands raise; motion is passed by 105 to: Jam Cann: I see we ha working under the samee tion for two years now, that we write a new consSt Chewing Gumni: Jlfr a, J Brandy MacJay so by our discussion J with a spit baa and had to it with a nose b. j no longer have a m 1 move to adjourn. I Cobb Webb: With m J present, this meeting of (jf L'J Rubber Stamp Councils J till next year, with tfetl that we all wear red fea2 bands at the next meeting. ' All rise and march out sk "I am a PU man, Sir." |