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Show HJM CiLWIIPEilP gTM A mirthful guide, to mystic mishaps by Harry V Plate By Harry V. Plate ARIES (March 21-April 19): A very attractive member of the opposite sex will make strong romantic advances to you this week . . . but you will exert your usual firm resistance. Recognize Recog-nize person by unusual appendectomy scar. TAURUS (April 20-May 20: Take an ocelot into your home this week, as Neptune cusp indicates protection and companionship companion-ship are needed now. Nourish, feed, train ocelot for he will soon be the only friend you have. GEMINI (May 21-June 21) : A rather delicate situation could develop this week involving police authorities and a person you have been discreetly meeting in the evening. Pretend to be doing undercover work for the CIA. CANCER (June 22-July 22): Say it with weeds this week! Send a spray of locoweed to a loved one. Reward a relative with thistle nosegays. Do not disclose source of this inspiration. a snarl. LEO (July 23-August 23): Good week to analyze reasons behind your indiscretions of the past. Evaluate the motives which have led to actions you regret. Then indulge anyway you can always point to how guilt pangs could damage your delicate psyche. VIRGO (August 24-September 22) : Espouse a radical cause this week! Take up a banner such as "Bring Back Clean Movies Now and Then" ... "Restrict Free Love Among Younger Students Stu-dents While on Campus During Study Hours Some of the Time." Your unpopular fascist tendencies may get you run off campus, but you will harvest a ton of publicity. LIBRA (September 23-October 22) : Gardening and horticultural horti-cultural experiments are favorable this week. Good time to plant spermatophyta and thallus plants; but guard against naked smuts. If you are not a horticultural student, look it up before taking action. SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): A man who carries several pens and pencils in his shirt pocket and has a keen, analytical mind will show you the way to wise, profitable investments invest-ments in stocks, bonds and real estate. Do not, however, cash any checks for this man. SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): The events which are in store for you during the coming week should not be exposed, in public print, to the eyes of friends, relatives, children or htose in authority. Your astrologer would like to meet you, however. CAPRICORN (December 22-January 20): A certain cat is insanely jealous of your interest in horses and other animals, and is plotting revenge very soon. Carry some raw liver with you at all times and try to sleep with your throat protected. AQUARIUS (January 21-February 19): Virgo is turned on in your seventh house of Uranus now, and this means something exciting will happen to you this week! If you carry an ivory amulet and lie well, you may avert arrest. PISCES (February 20-March 20) : Several birds are watching watch-ing you, observing your feeding habits, travel patterns and mating mat-ing ritual. Period of observation will be short, however, as birds are easily bored. |
