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Show Ultimate personality test Chocolate chip question solves problems You need not completely black in the squares; this will not be computer scored. The Lee Personality Test Question number 1 : When you have two chocolate chip cookies, with different amounts of chips in each, which do you eat first: ' A. The one with the most chocolate chips? B. The one with the least chocolate chips? C. It doesn't matter, and this is a I have it. I have the ultimate personality test, a way to determine what a person is ... really like, you know, if he is a Type A : : or a Type B, whatever that means. H And, besides, this little test could .Si save you a bundle of money in psychiatrist bills. (I'll explain that later.) I have taken, and probably most of you have taken, these personality tests before. Generally they take hours as you answer hundreds of silly questions about if you chew your fingernails, if you sleep on the right side of the bed or the left and if you hate cats. (If you hate cats, do you dream of torturing them?) But I have now succeeded in coming up with the ultimate personality test, and I can do it in one simple question, one question you can answer without having to think too much. And, as evidence of my public spiritedness (I think I just coined a new word), I am going to share it with you. However, it is not yet copyrighted; so I have to ask you, on your honor of course, not to reprint the test. ( I plan on making a million on this.) So, sharpen your pencils, here it is. will be a very unexciting time. Not caring which chocolate chip cookie you eat first is akin to not caring where the sun rises or if it does, or not caring if you save the black jelly beans until last. Those who don't care about these types of things are usually boring at parties. I have a strange feeling that Richard Nixon didn't really care which cookie he ate first. Now, if you answered A: the one with the most chocolate chips, you are probably a possessive and impatient person. You are the type that burns out quickly, and you take all the excitment you can, like chocolate chips, as quickly as you can. You will pro'jably live a very short life, burning yourself out before middle age on Chips Ahoy cookies and black jelly beans. In the meantime, the oatmeal cookies and the red, orange, green and pink jelly beans will stack up around you untouched. You are the type of person that, when a good movie comes to town, goes the first night it is showing. When the carnival is here, you ride the hammer and the other dizzy rides first, making KV Bruce you so sick you can't enjoy the ferris wheel. You are the type that eats the cookie with the most chocolate chips first, so that, when your kids come around, you don't have to share. Finally, B: the one with the least chocolate chips. - You sir, or madam, enjoy life, you savor it. You tempt yourself and then you slowly endulge. However, there is one drawback to this type of personality. By putting off the best until last, sometimes something happens so that, when you get to it, the best is gone. This type of life is a bit dangerous in that way only. You sir, or madam, are to be complimented com-plimented for your patience, for your fortitude. You are the type of person that takes life slowly, enjoying it as much as possible. You are the type that never throws anything away. In your basement are boxes and boxes of newspaper clip, pings, minor certificates and even-; more-minor awards. ,iL So, there you have it. It was all very simple and yet so scientifically accurate. ac-curate. The next time you think you are having emotional problems, don't call that psychiatrist. Psychiatrists are expensive. First, simply take this little test. I'm sure you will understand yourself much better when you are finished. For my services, and I emphasize that they are much less expensive than a professional pyschiatrist, you can just send a small gratuity to me, care of this newspaper. silly test! Easy, wasn't it. Now for the results. Let's start with C. If you answered C: that it doesn't matter, you are most" probably a very boring person. You will also probably live a long time, but it |
