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Show 0 3tuuta, Bui 9 Jfeaid By STEVE WILLIAMS Milford ladies aren't the circus cir-cus freaks Dick Banks seems to think they are. Dick has a sign in his tonsorial emporium announcing that haircuts are $1.50, "shaves $1, women $1.25." Is it harder to shave a woman, wo-man, Dick? Chuck say9 it's awful hard to keep his earnings ahead of Suzy's yearnings. Three of our Milford Boys Staters received honors at the recent American Legion seminar semi-nar for youth. Bruce Mayer was elected a city councilman,- Jay Long served as sheriff, and Coy Jones received one of the 12 Citizenship Awards presented to Staters. Received a couple of columns col-umns from some writer in California Cal-ifornia ,and in one of them he points out that "Socialized Medicine in England is really working. Families pay about 27c a week, adding up to $775,000 in a certain period, "leaving the government to pick up tne rest of the tab, 1V4 billion dollars. That's "working," all right. Add "foreign aid" asinine waste: Rep. Thompson of Wisconsin found out that our foreign aid includes bubble-gum bubble-gum for Turkey and royal bee jelly capsules as sex re-uvenators re-uvenators for Asiatics. Representatives of the Mil-fc Mil-fc .i V 1.;- :.:;r.-.orirl Hospital As.,ceia.:on a:.- pla. r.ing a big ber.c-iit strtet da-ce for about August 14th. Proceeds' v, 111 used to furnish fur-nish pationl rooms for our new hospital. Tentative plans call for two orchestras, Jake Schow's group and the Spyders, who would alUrnai? furnishing music, and ever; o.:e v,uld have the type of '-s likes to dance to, whether it bo surfin', waltzin, or rock and rollin'. Sounds like a heckuva lot of fun. Wonder what the Driver Training kids thought when they saw Hizzoner the Mayor trying to "head in" to a parking park-ing space instead of, as they are instructed, pulling past the area and then backing in. They were really grinning when Kizer couldn't make it and had to start over, backing . - in. See where the average cedar tree yields about 172,000 pencils pen-cils . . . but now with everyone every-one giving away ballpoints, what'll they use the cedar for? Dunno about this guy Jim Berry, pub rel man for Lagoon La-goon always giving away free tickets for their rides, and even the swim pool. Anyhow, if anyone wants three bucks worth of free fun at Lagoon, just stop in at The News office and pay up for another year, and for the four bucks, in addition ad-dition to The News for a year, you get three bucks worth of free fun at Lagoon. How does that TV commercial commer-cial go??? Lagoon likes people, peo-ple, people like Jim Berry . . . |