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Show THE WASATCH WAVE, HEBER CITY, UTAH WHY CRIP IS DANGEROUS. In It worst The minute the average citi-z..titered a convention hall th, ? plague hit him b. hind the ear and he was bereft of all si use and rea-oA man would get up on the t ike a dnuk of w ati r. . nd I , m to sp, ak In 'i the vniiiiis el i,e would think th.it tin h..d to do on titling qu.tr Mi a ol I'.in would kitp lii la Ik u ,iia ote'i tin p) g ie w;o !,i i , j imr his mu'll n. i iml C i u a o .in Y s w a- m Ml, tin id tin itople Mi Mink tlii had to ge i o1' il i M ov th i TKe Mfm ori es hits and i it - into Mi .n .ml on WAPTAIH MARTIN MACMANUS t u s i , t 11. n i up a 1!"VST C nMlR.lv nT K "Mi' TMF g OnC In ids ot aSKV UAN2LS A D. It t Mtn si in !d i t BYhf- tom. m iti , tin w. aid .a h.u k o l! i ii lot s a t i u i! in, bos- - had got soniei i h Inn pl.it THE ANCIENT DISEASE OF PO- - ' c idtors who u oil to bo known as j'ol w hib tin wii tt aw it LITICAL CAMPAIGNITIS t . n It w as iMwiis Of couro thtro ot It g i it g i. e ed i ai it U tt now m the dwitd Its ( litnax in I'M 2 Ui'tti'l tooitries, 'Thev re liming a tin e down but v. at ouo bf t.n mm greit lng anJtu.tr her how tin iiopli ot this loimrv m tins v m, i he plot t. , mg trom down in AbAMiua wlnro were ni i aioiiid th it su linn firuiti op. r itur cn the New uik n. thtv Mi1! uiu,e to turn thtu gov aitualli , in-- ,, ihiie tttie wonting Hunt of 1' G the a A tuurg mil oiununt over to an i u tit l.eneril three e to d a' d lit tl in paitii a ie. he c.ime o it of bio .1 ,i I. a Manner, pittn good imitation eliotion ot im 'was upo is, d to to Gibintt and rubbtd ins ev v ml wuii of wh.it that 'ante diM.ise Uhtnl to nnjim taut It Ii to loo pint staling at the moling hunt, o! t lie do to this Tinted States of Am, w is edi' rka, ti u k on it now 1'iie worlds .vents that bad bun m the d.n s of nit joutli. around the Mll-o- n t one (lasing it another util miner, btlore him A filluw would thm k 1012 fall at the otliei tnd the ' tt ir o; Hu- was the lhe opetntoi uiglied easily jear 1912 insttad ot I)o aitualli exiltcil about it Voiidllnnk 1UI vou nu an to till me that this en It was tiling li'ij ot trint, like the at are they doing down then7 touutiv ever went mtocon invention of Toni't i n lightimd mu Hai asktd Captain Mai Manus, Ma-tvulsions like tint7 Storage baKert or Mlkaroffs gn Aingatoi, letired I mean to tell you that, and it s mltuinl Now ou ami iuleriitui Oh tliej ve gone mad-t- he whole' the truth, retoiled the idptain You lad, we know tint the ri il tumble in nation said the operator weanlv must remember, my lad, that huh those das was benune it war o To look at the films think in 1912 this country was still in the haul fc" a lot of the joud people to keep thet were having a war, or a plague, gioutid and water age It was not warm b: winter and gi I enough food oi a wholesale riot all over the conn until many years alter, when Came the jear around Tints wfiv tliev tty Thejve just held what they rots and sell balaming had those obsolete words, want and call a convention For thiee davs float helped people to learn that It And vou and I, lad we suffering they ve been marching aiound with was easier and to live in the Know that when lliat Noiweglan pro brass hands and banners and chout air than on landcheaper or water that the fessor began to catch sun ravs and mg and talking, and doing everything country reallv became enlightened stole them for use in winter, and hut deilanng actual war on one an- - Then, when living became easier, and when the old Russian .Inallv hit upon other Today about twenty thousena over crowded cities became a thing of the rn.t that made five crops grow in ol them got into a big ball and shouted the past, people began to take them the tune one had grown before then their heads off to decide on who they selves less seriously 1 hey laughed was when something imi'ortant hapwere going to shout their heads off the politicians out of business, and But in those davs Jhci had for the next four months to come, a sorry dav it was for the latter, pened Politics How notions Politics or until election time, as they call It too, because they couldn t do any- queer strange it Is to look back' at it all Youd think the way they went about thing useful In the world, and most Who got elected in that terrlbc tt that an invading fleet was hanging of them had to take up posing for of 1912? asked the opercampaign over their heads threatening to spill the moving pictures to earn a bare ator the Hertzian rays on them before sun living that-poking They were good at Captain MacManus looked down at down And all In order to decide Theyd been at it all their the cltv be'ow and shook his head on what name is to go on their camlives I don't remember said he But before these things came to paign banners. (Copv right bv W G Chapman Its a fright," continued the oper- - pass this country was the worst removing from his ears the wire- - ample of what the imaginary disease WARFARE WAGED BY YOUTH less sound conductors that had caught of could do to campalgnitls getting t llvks it an Epidemio Catarrhal Fevea Caused by a Bacillus that Generally Leaves the Patient Weak After the Acute Stage Has Passed. p S. Vy a Vi' n.r' fS2uo mr--.' . m 7 n w v , X j j ' J GIVE EDITOR v lll-l- ol . i -- -1 'ml. of 1 1 ! it i I ( r lrteii J i person 1914. POINTS At a recent banquet reference was made to the helping hand, which recalled to Gov. Fiank M Byrne, of South Dakota, an incident that hap pened in a western town. One morning a rather commanding looking woman entered a newspaper office, and asked to see the editor The editor was promptly produced. said In your paper this morning, the woman, in a cold, hard voice, you say that Mr Jones is a bribe taker, a swindler, a mud slinger and a crook. It is a matter of politics, madame, I am said the editor, apologetically very sorry that we were compelled to make statements of that kind on your account, for I take it that you tire a relative. I am his wifes mother, answered the visitor, and I want to say that you havent told more than half of the truth. The next time you want to publish his biography I wish you would Philadel send a reporter to see me phia Telegraph. Holy Cities. This is a name bestowed by any sect or nation upon the city most closely associated with Its religious beliefs and observances, and tjjat has become a place of veneration consequently, or special worship. Allahabad is the holy city of the Indian Mohammedans . Benares Is the holy city of the Hindus, while Cuzco is that of the ancient Incas. Jerusalem Is the holy city of the Jews and Christians. Mecca, Medina and Damascus have first place in the affections of the Mohammedans. Moscow and Kief are t he holy cities Many the Russians. How They Love Each Other. Maud The man I marry must be well off. Kate And not know it. Boston Evening Transcript Never propose to a girl In moonlight. Wait and see how she looks next morning. SELF DELUSION. Many People Deceived by Coffee. ) 1 -- 'In nervousness year after year but try to persuade themselves the cause Is not coffee because they like coffee. While yet a child I commenced using coffee and continued it, writes a Wis. man, until I was a regular coffee fiend. I drank It every morning and in consequence had a blinding headache nearly every afternoon. My folks thought it was coffee that ailed me, but I liked it and vfould not admit it was the cause of my trouble, so 1 stuck to coffee and the headaches stuck to me. Finally, the folks stopped buying coffee and brought home some Postum. They made it right (directions ou Pkg.) and told me to see what difference it would make with my head, and during that first week on Postum my old affliction did not bother me once. From that day to this we have used nothing but Postum in place of coffee headaches are a thing of the past and the whole family is in fine health." Postum looks good, smells good, tastes good, is good, and does good to the whole body. Name given by Postum Co , Battle Well-villCreek, Mich. Read "The Road to la pkgs. Postum now comes In two forms: Regular Postum must be well e. boiled. Instant Poetum is a soluble powder. A teaspoonful dssolves quickly in a cup of hot water and, with cream and sugar, makes a delicious beverage Instantly. Grocers sell both kinds. J ? -- I -- J J h i politieal-campaignit- mnrfmmim,(nmH!Mimi!i nm m Youngsters Always in the Front Ranks When the Dogs of War Are Loosed. CAUTION! Our own civil war was fought by Dishonest persons are youngsters, gaining the physique of maturity upon the weary march, comwrapping rank imitations to ing Into their manhood upon the field look like the of battle The youth of Russia and Japan was drawn upon to settle the WRIGIEVS. These will dispute between the robbers of a third soloffered be nations Unds Scarce half the principally by street fakirs, peddlers diers of the Balkan nllies, It Is said and candy departments of some 5 and 10 cent had down upon their cheeks, and in Mexico the guerrilla warfare Is car stores. Refuse them 1 Be SURE WRIGLEYS. ried on by boys who In a more ad vanced country would be In school It Is probably true that since the days when entire nations made a profession of fighting, lived by conquest, and of prospered by the loot they took, war has been a duty assigned always to Each striplings If youth made war, there would be less of gross Immorality about it But youth is only the pawns of the fighting, only the creatures to be shot down, to be exposed to privation and disease, to be laid open to the sins and temptations that trail In the wake of armies It has not always been JUST TO COMPLETE BANQUET realized how little a part the fighters of any war have with Its contriving Pathos In Youngsters Longing That Made 8trong Appeal to Rich and But that realization must come home Charitable Man. to a nation which takes account of the loss of Its virility through war, the The late Edward Morris, the Chisacrifice of its adventurous spin, which In other directions might liavi cago meat packer, was worth over and contributed every year to wrought quite wonderful things Perhaps in this new way we hav, charity as much money as he spent upon his home. of looking at the rising generation I tell you Its no Mr. Morris, like most charitable What are you laughing at? demanded the operator. best asset of a country the worlu inrelieves rheumatism quickly. It stimulates the circulation laughing matter to sit still and watch a whole nation get crazy this will think more of the wastes of war souls, had a host of anecdotes that way. stantly relieves stiffness and ssri..icsj cf muscles and joints. more of the damage It does to itself threw a quaintly pathetic light on povDont rub it penetrates. Through that might come the uuivi r erty. Thus at a Christmas dinner In a country that ever was known In the sal the speech and noise of we pray for. Chicago Mr. Morris once said: peace RheamaiUm Never Returned Every four Every eater of a Christmas dinner Abyssyma as they came over the history of the world. 1 am a travelling man and about one year ago I waa laid tip with rheumatism and should think of the little urchin who wireless telephone. "People arent years the plague came down. You Advice. not walk. A fnend recommended hloan 0 Liniment aud tho morning after 1 Concerning could In used it inf knee was all O K. and it has never bothered me since. 1 always keep In a magazine for women appears stood In front of a rich man's basepaying any attention to business or have seen how theyre behaving Tfcowa your Liniment in the bouse and carry it with me on the road." Oarr, Well, that Is a this choice bit of advice: the other things that concern them Abyssynia today. Don t go ment kitchen, Inhaling rapturously the wmI JHhttduiatphm, inas of this it was, say this roast consumed country rich odor that picture of by gushed turkey fairly out to dinner unless Theyre you are willing to talk explicable excitement. Abyssynia has in the summer of 1912. Sounds rather needless forth from the open window, and muthis The operator mused, shaking gone mad. don't it? Persons of the gentle sex tering over and over to himself; and head hack leaned Gee, I wlsht I had a slice o bread MacManus incredulously. , Captain generally do talk when cut to dinner What caused these oubreaks? he or elsewhere One Is reminded ot to go with that there smell.' chuckled heartily. Stiffneas Vanished that old saying about "Carrying coal- "What are you laughing at? de- asked ! suffered with ao awful stiffness fa I tell you its my legs. That night I gave my legs a good IS EPILEPSY CONQUERED? That, my lad. Is something that to Newcastle, and all that sort ot manded the operator. rubbing with Sloan's Liniment and believe no laughing matter to sit still and none of the great scientists who thing. And It thrusts Itself on one me, next morning I could jump out of bed, I have been aunplied with a bottle ever this to was discover. able ever a nation e. New it that whole attention go crazy large percentage watch a Jersey Physician Said to Have Xr A. iloorm of AfoatAssisr JV. tL siDce, But this is the way it could begin: the advice so generously bestowed on Many Cure to HI Credit. way. Ankle Relieved Sprained Red Bank, N. J. (Special). Advices "I laugh, my lad because you take a bunch of usually sane citizens would both sexes Is rather on the unneccs "I was HI for a long time with a severely suda It all of we and and Yet of be read order. from direction youth, I my confirm together, the sitting sary hunger days every me back to fully got a bottle of Sloana sprained ankle. Liniment and now I am able to be about You make me den one of them would happen td and thirst after It, don't we? And previous reports that the remarkable chuckled the captain. and can walk a great deal. I write this Whoops, why? Isn't it because we want to be treatment for epilepsy being adminbecause I think you deserve a lot of credremember the days when most peo- look up at the calendar it for putting such a fine Liniment on the You take my dear! hed yell. By the calenadvised to do the things we want to istered by Dr. Perkins of this city, is ple lived on the ground. market and I shall always take time to recommend Dr. Sloans Liniment. me back to the days when railroads dar I see that next year is going to do, like to do and will do anyway' achieving wonderful results. Old and Home of Baltunoro, HdL t when weve we to care elect be of much advice kind don't to the The stubborn cases have been greatly carry got year and steamships were trying It Who be7 about is that which runs counter to benefltted and many patients claim to shall on the another president. Sloan Liniment give s grateful people and goods around Good for (enxation of comfort. Earth. Thats why I laugh But dont Roosevelt, one would say None of our personal wlbhes and intentions have been entirely cured Abys-svniPersons suffering from epilepsy It, would come from a second Taft Givers of such advice are sometimes prams, neuralgia, tore throat and worry The uncivilized nation of toothache. Use it now. : should write at once to Dr. H. W. has not gone crazy not per- Is the boy, Taft your eye the third regarded as malicious, meddling, At all Dalera, 25c 50c. aaJ $1.00 even though it B a Wilson Wilson forever would yell ntcious N. J Branch Red suffering persons, 49, Perkins, Its least Bank, at just manently. Scad for Sloan's free book on borses. be a of Is all sudden advice Then that that their a wholli for disease of a Is the which theyd knowledged jelliig old disease, an supply remedy from Addrea Really, come tc being distributed gratuitously Adv. now afflicts only the few nations that back at one another, and from words sound and reliable Is to blows and from S. SLOAN, Inc. come the to follow of situation EARL to blows, think Dr. it, enough theyd are still barbaric enough Kind. man who ran discourage any hot the most wiil.ng Natural name the and then to MASS. The BOSTON. customs. chairs, discarded the old, I caught a firebug yesterday bethe place 6ould have t come in and advisor, isn't it? Detroit Free Preas of the disease Is let me see; I "A confirmed criminal? tell them to get out and fight in the Ah! I have lieve Ive forgotten "No; a glowworm Stated a FacL Taking No Chance. Thats whats the matter street or hed lose his license In a privata sitting room at a certain Dinnv was taking dinner with Ho Why they did It nobody ever was with Abyssynia; Its suffering from an 9m To increaiioour tales force at It wasn't anything that gan at a brilliant cafe. They weren't Every time we hear a man say he hotel sat a party of merrymakers, able to tell attack of political campaignitis we offer extra liberal contract to ea we likes to cr enemies at knock loves his a the came when man there work, door, had He at a such to the concerned accustomed average place e.ating men of good habits and appearaooct ergetic Whats that? asked the operator 2i to 50 years old, who can furnish good as hard to tupport but thei got alot g fairly well When are tempted to speak up and say what and an attendant announced. A joke. said Captain MacManus; to scramble just reference. Pleasant, proutabl of Mr we think , the The what happened no matter the had waiter finibhea. compliments his gild family round work. You are your own boas bat they It Is dangerous next room, and in is who the nr capital No experience if was as it a at of operate on it deml author, "Shall go couple s bring Jut they'd just He jou likely ! m neednL W you tAorooffh aoor Only to the Vjstander fuf Children Mrs Winslow's Soothing Byrap he tajs jou are making so much noise Woes grew mxt and pronw betNot on yer life, exclaimel some of their business After thev'd tasses7 luAaraos ter the softens month. Ow na elssr to get kicked In the fracas, as tfi to SB00 p m gams, rlucs evry toothing, cannot write. he that Pi some one warmed come now spaa Our wives might month above expenses Fine Dinn.v yp got thoroughly tlon.Uays paln,cares md c k? ,25c a bottlej weU knows hi your state. Old etabt?hd, Umtory ancients used to say He can't write, eh? said one of the of the tribe of agitators called pol- an' see us sittin' wid them. S.i big ha. Wntastoaeefor parUca Ig&oy What Is the cause of It? him tell Why iticians, who had been waiting for Francisco Argonaut Occasionally a young man who be- prettiest of the party eCOWWOW Imagination. read him knows T e co. tne right moment for some time, gins by sow'lue wild oats ends by reap- everybody who has Imagination?" that. Dept, c I ,Tnr widow Pike' Peak Sinking. would s'geal his cslriim operator and a grass ing "Imaginathe captain, Yes. said Is Pikes Peak sinking? , WIM, (? suddenly stand forth In the spots You see, tion T hate to sacrifice myself, felFamiliar. The latest government survey. Just Putnam Fadeless Dyes color In cold isn light t It disease really real a Isnt Does he know her very well?" low citizens, hed say, but If yon announced, says the altitude of that water. Adv. It never was, not even Insist anything KOVELT1BS JOR.1 BOO LiTB-He roust I overheard him telling CD EE JKWKI.KT It Here, boys, bring out famous peak is only 14,100 feet above upon it 1312 when of COST CASUS. OS MUSI8. old days back In the that begins at home often her that she is getting fat. Detroit 222; cents with Its height thousand Charity hundred level sea brings catalogs and one prenfm-Compared those lithographs the before FREE Hox4A,BLLUKS9IA CLAthK. used to be so prevalent cold feet Free Press. Ive had made of myself these last as given officially in the report of the gets of It Make your own goods, C7 new people got onto the joke was which three months. ago, six Circular years survey mak'Dg AGENTS PACIFIC formulas. really Is nothing 8LBRLT CO. Bigin, Orom the common people, as they 14,147 feet, the peak is thirty eight IF YOU HAVE Then halluciDisgusted. a of mind, state a more than bo apprtftc, todlcerttat, Flatulence, Slcfc Church- - Did the lecturer fire hiB W. N. U, Salt Lake City, No. were called then, would be touched feet lower Denver Correspondence Headache, all nan down er loalng flesh tom nation. The victim Imagines that he man. York Sun of New the conduct noble audience? the must get excited over a name printed by Gotham- - -- No; the audience fired theyd say. Then the noon banners, must quarrel with his Hooray! would some of hla rich Truest Form of Religion. him. ble get the of gent merits the about Thta Ooad. best friend Ipta The best brand of religion Is tho to hire a hall and theyd have fioM bv Drmstiata. men whose names are on the ban- friends uses in bis man a Then Kind business a convention called a what like they ners, and otherwise behave hfiU . ynuenuld im polltixa object by supporting it I The scrub of any line of rtock U I Wi... .01 wefind on testing the eggs that ten n -IL .... ... re Infertile, which leaves us 20 eggs unprofitable. healthful clean, pure, its BUY IT BY THE BOX most dealers for 05 cents box contains twenty 5 cent packages. Chew it after every meal 4 11 i r ! 0, far-awa- y Rheumatism fctud-die- We like to defend our indulgencies and habits even though we may be convinced of their actual harmfulness. A man can convince himself that whiskey is good for him on a cold morning, or beer on a hot summer day when he wants the whiskey or beer. Its the same with coffee. Thousands of people suffer headache and 7 cVaTheh 'ASIUHL I Proba Interview With Mothenn-Lably Would Have Made Things Warm for Mr. Jones. of -- v us COULD u,r 1 cQuodd feels tired and exhausted. Peruna is a Tonic Laxative. It requires a good tonic laxative to keep the body of the p itient as strong as possible to counteract the e'fut of the poisons created b the grip bat An expectorant tonic with sima laxative qualities is the safLst remLtware edy. Such is Peiuna of coal tar powdets or tablets because they lessen the vitality ol the patient. There is no specific for the gtlp Peruna has been used with good euccess in former gtlp epidemics Indications point to the return of grip this winter Do not fail to tad the experience of former gtlp patients with Petuna. Mrs Gentry Gates, 8219 First Ave. I had a East Lake. Ala, writes bad case 9f grip. I tried Peruna and It cured me. I can safely say it is a fine medicine. Mrs Charles E Wells, Sr, 230 South St, Delaware, Ohio, writes After a severe attack of la grippe I took Peruna and found it a good tonic. Ask Your Druggist tor Free Peruna Lucky Day Almanac for v -- i6z. 1 The infected 1 -e r Crip Patients Grateful to Peruna, the Expectorant Tonic. Do not make the error of n , ,1 1 hore cold grip as an exaggtiut.-Is a big difference belli em he two. Grip is an epidemic di case that poih, o a persons the vital organs son has grip, the air peMk , ar9 alive with millions of,b.ui"i i.msjm-ln- g the blood. pla-for- Neuralgia d a p-- t ; We Want Salesmen. ar 1 e r politieal-campaigniti- T rntt - -- Turfs Pills 91. fazs : I i |