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Show PANORAMAS OOMESTIC HINTS. Daisies on the Farm. LAUGHING. AND DIORAMAS. CONQUtRINU MiND-READlNC- L HOW THE VICIOUS HORSE. A PieKEf tSUiviLED. Vn A musing AUZhturo on tfie AA Oxer ranee l.ine During; the Late Wart btalllom can I'ycloramas. BoU one cep of sugar and one cay coM and cloudy night in the eafv One crowded The theaterwas Cosmopolitan The panorama was Invented by Mr a is it people dont like to be of water together fifteen minutes, lv part of the winter of 1863 xJill see to Why anxious with last who resided a Scotch in people artist, night Barker, What is laughter anynt the at an when oold add the juice of one large en nor wa laughed outpost the R. O. picket Prof. Gleason, Edinburgh, one hundred years ago. lemon. Apparently a very innocent haudle the vicious Canadian stallion little "Brick I lnireli known to comThe idea occurred to him while taking way? CHOOOLATS CrsTAnDS the top of affair; a murouhtr contortion rarely that killed hi groom a Week ago. rades of the Army of tho Potomao as Tour two tablespoonfuU of boiling k sketch of that city from a comely tw ist of the features. Could He had backed hi4 mare Hartwoods. When people entered the house they he that Scat Arthurs lor purpose t you not love the daisies!" water over two ounoes of grated chocomore a piece of woods, from of laughable the into you anything inside imagine edge h horse t brown saw a new was conipcilcd to invent a to To the farmer's son she salth, standing big let (t stand near the fire till perand late, 10 have Sumner Charles than view of a large open a had he which But all the pialsehe utteied an inclosure of board fence, painted for the horizontal lines, and fectly d ssolved. Put into a quart of pi mpeetive Tom torw.n brought into social confield to hi front; to his fight at a short Was underneath bis breath. GL'a-ofew a Prof. so to that the Wan uj;e appeared just tact for an hour? Sumner green. projection milk mixed with a pint of cream, a It sounded encigetie, always felt minutes after 8 and spoke briefly to the distance wa a road leading to "Keleffect should be produced to the eye of But she felt a vague alarm of a joke as he would the handles of pinch of salt and three ounces of sugar. He intimated that must leys ford and one to Warrenton. In audience. That be did not love the dsUtea, Simmer over fire ten minutes; then add the spectator when tho picture was a battery, and the result was a shock. theta horses had more intelligence than their the vicinity of these cross-roadviewed from an elevated point, and The daisies on the farm. He hated a joker. Corwin was by degrees yelk of eight well beatea times shots fired at had been divert at rea few entire and after horixon the filled, encouraging drivers, She raad to him a poem, apparently, with wit and fun in spile ol eggs and stir to a troth while it thicks wherever our pickets in the night tiriid by iihseen A pastoral complete; the eye might turn. Barker exmarks, entered the pen with the stalcustard cup. into then statesHe tho was eos; himself. pour persqna (guerrillas), which caused our greatest Ss seemed hibited the first panorama in 1788. Ths lion carrying a whip and s cocked HAS OKELSTTS, vigilant than in the picktxs to man and writ sctJibued Use country Word is derived from Greek words sigThough her vdre aa very street blank 'loaded with sd cartridge, davhght. Not mote tjAaff half an huhr as ed at He d last With Some repressed emotion ever Chop fin three pounds of boiled ham: nifying "all and view, has product. representalie spoke to the animal in a loud tone, had. elapsed since the comrade whom Hi face gica uaii auu ltsxut,v add seven leaton eggs and one-hation o( the whoB landscape on every you have seen a vast discharge of hmi then walked toward him. The Bill had relieved had left and returned and and For Its burden wav the dais'es, rockets j Cvcloone add the from seen on flashing as of set fire, pepper, iide, milk; point. cap stallion moved into a corner of the pen to the "reserve, some half a mile disThe daisies cn the farm. foraii was darkucss turn Invented an suddenly word, which salt and a large apoonful of butter, stir rama is abo amt turiu d h n he Is toward tlm profes- tant, wh'-Bill 3 ear caught the sound ever . Lincoln, however, was more Boon tbs charming summer boarder to prevent sticking; cook five Olay be freely translated a circular view, sor. he received several of stealthy treading upon the dry twigs briskly Instantly a so was He not to bo the gum. or view al around. It seems To her city home returned. royally laugher . and dead leave directly ia the rear stinging blows around the hind leg--minutes, turning over with a cake fashion to apply it distinctively to the as Corw in. But what would you g.vs For a soul of higher longing 1 hen he turned hi head toward the where lie was posted. 11 be cooked. w side each so that turner to see the span iu Paradise? Her estlictlc nature yearned. larger panoramas. It was a common thing in those days, professor, Who cautiously reached out AUT OF HAttllsO I.At'GHTEIl. DOLLT TIED BN CAKE Jt was only seven years after Barker's . And the fanners son, undaunted, iiis hand and patted the beast on the in that part of the country, for hogs to to John B. Gough's best th ng was With his scythe upon his arm, One cup of sugar, throe tablespoon-f- u first exhibition before tho panorama shoulder. Two or three times this was be seen running at large in and around tell an audience that he intended very Went to hauls with the daisies, Is of melted butter, oao-hal- f cup was introduced into Philadelphia. Edrepeated, each time the trainer going the woods, consequently at the first at ike them m to soon The daisies on the farm. nalaugh nn ward a American laugh artist, Savage, clu-e- r to the horse. of sweet milk, one enp of Hour, white sound of this treading that reached his tive of New England, was the painter. something silly. He gave them preparTam Stfluigu Suddenly there wa a cry from the ears Bill paid Utile heed, thinking it of two eggs, one tablespooaful of bakto was he ce what that not is known as the going well who artist atory Savage Like a flash the stallion had was a hog rooting the leaves. Presentaudience. British Capital In South America. ing powder. drew the picture of Washington aud say amounted to nothing; was not turned and seized the professor by the ly the same noise was heard. At this all would CAKE worth WUITf wiiich at; was his family, a composition yet they laughing Nearly $456,000,000 of British gaply rootid interruption his mare pricked Ight fon arm with his gleaming whilo One end one-hal-f cups sugar, tw largely engraved and lithographed, and laugh themselves tired, 'lhen he went th. Thu instructor dropped hjs whip up her ears and made an uneasy shake tai, according to otilciai statistics, is in' And do it. to on they always cuoliy f cup was in former years a favorite in the eggs, enp lard, one-haand with a violent effort wrenched his of Tier head, as wa her cdstom when Tested ifi the Argentine Republic at each families of Savage did laugh; and then looked t of butter, arm free. Then he tired the revolver on such duty and any strange noise cup water, one to- - houses , patriotic the estimated wealth of ths were see to what laugh ug they 'on and oilier oral times in front of the brute's reached her keen ear. At this uneasiwhole nation in 1831. These investexhibited in ah No one ever found out, aud John nose. The animal sprang wildly around ness of his dum companion Bill strock-cc- j 1 told He had greased pan. 17S5 Iu a circular building on Market said to them: you so. ments are distributed as follows: Railthe ring and nearly knocked down the her silky neck to assure her he wail saves cake rtreet, between Tenth aud Eleventh the art of making laughter. He was fence. In a few moments he ran into a on the alert. Again the noise had ceasways, $83,500,000; public debt, a himrolf of not of two Whites by any erectwas it good Whether laugher eggs, itreots. caps eight specially banks and companies, $57,700,-00corner again. Then the professor ed, but Bill had ;pado a knot in his In he was decidedly cup of bottor, ons oup ed for the purpose or adapted for tho measure. matter-of-fa-private liis former tactic, lie made the bridle rein and placed it over tho pomestancias and stock, $165,550,000; sugar, one-haman. Ls not known. a sober, In occasion newspaper horse stop at the woid "Whoa a num- mel of his saddle, examined his carbine bouse property, $12,200,000. In other of sweet milk, five cops of sifted flour, aotices of this There is not au animal that I know of picture it was said: "It of baking powder, flavtwo ber of times. Then he began to pat near the hammer, pttt his band to Bis teaspoons make to and the does not that has to in looks is a words, like try circle, and laugh, Argentine Republic painted him on the near shoulder again. Once holster to make sure the revolver was or with lemon. of them none to some it, only Tie building was afterward approach reality. pay to holders resident in England more the angry beast whirled and in a handy postion, and assuring himwe muscles as have as WHITS CASE. FRUIT good laugh. ng put to various purposes, and in Janua coupons or d.vidends on more than snapped at the professor's breast, hit- self that all was right as regards fire is partly a matter of cheekx have. It of fell snow One of the rest of from two .805, butter, weight cup sugar, cups $275,000,000 in Argentine securities, ting hint a powerful blow with his arms, cautiously peered into the darkBut what a jolly affair a dog is when one cap of milk, white of five egg, ing upon the roof. strong teeth. The revolver came into ness on all shies in hopes that he might amounting to $20,000,000. Springfield h.s master comes homo! lie splits up the of o establishment The certainty oae pound of blanched almond, (shopThen the animal's hind discern the intruder of his quietness. xilay again. s head and h between a Republican. she ccntcunial exposition in this city laugh roaring egs were lashed. Onco more the ped fine, one pound of citron, cut in Drought a large number of exhibitions tal. Between the two his whole body Again wa heard the mvsterou him. The animals coat treading sound! Bill pressed the sides ono-haatoned patted work of thm is slices, that into contorted s fioiu other finally pound nd gtins Not of That Kind. places. It was wet, and he was blowing like a of his mare with his lugs, and she insay wild dog do Was your husband on the stand raisins, three and one half oops of 1876 tho colosSeum building in New off as barks. Theybecause racer. He made no more attempts to stantly wheeled "right about" and not do is not bark. It 1873 was in built which R. they floor, two teaspoonfuls of baking paw-- fork, by bite. faced the woods. yesterday? asked the lawyer of a woL. was removed to tills city laiiph. Kenuard, Flour the fruit and add lash in just twenty-fiv- e minutes after enman in a case in which husband and "Halt: Who comes there? Bill called oU for a should have on the lot at tho southeast I tnd always family planted COOWEE wife were witnesses. tering the pen Prof. Gleason put a hal- aloud. All was as quiet as the tomb. 'No," she of Broad and Locust streets. doctor a man who can laugh. A laugh jornor after their experiments a fao; ter on the stallion, and had the fence There sat Bill facing the woods, with Two oupe of sugar, ona-hawlLh a snap, "he wasnt on the oop of Kenuard had bought tho pictures of once saved my life. It never is so usetaken down. Then he called for a small a deadly ainrof his carbin in the dire stand. He was on the set. Thats the batter, one egg, three te&spoonfuls of the old Colosseum in Regents park. ful as by way of medicament My doe-to- r a Inch lends support to the idea that and put a double Bonaparte on tion from which the sounds had tells a good story and has a genu ne they are in a part-allhypnotized state. rope, kind of a man he is, whenever there is baking powder and flour enough te London. 1 he exhibition in New Fork the horse. He passed the rope around as though he weighed 200 pounds bm.les half are smile, genutwo AU for was lit but Ro.md. not Year generally open years, his fleck, through his ttouih, over the (actual weight 135) and could blow any anything to set on, from a satin sofy te Stiffen; roll thin, dust with sugar and very successful. ine. They are mostly grins not smothThe material of the cinnamon. Cat in shspoe and bake out of existence. top of his head, tinder his upper lip, and three "guerrillas' the top rail of a worm fencE,r ered. When your doctor looks cheermilling was corrugated iron, which ful a quick oven. through the circle arouud his neck. Once more he heard those steps 6' Noat Replies. Critic. and hopeful, you catch it of him. 77 feet aliove the sidewalk, aud made He the follow stallion him wher- lightly crushing the twig and leaves. BAI3IN FOPFE was finishod off with a tower of 100 feet Lncoln, bearing the country on his Andrew Jackson, it is related, was at ever ho went, 'llien he Click went the hammer of the put a bridle on f Two egg, of butter, xigh, which was in use as an in hours of disaster, fortunately heart oop ; a at dinner time entertained him and took off the Bonaparte. by Writing Under Pressure. could laugh. General W. Julian tells in three teaspoons of baking powder, tvre tower had two gall The A' whir-r-r- ! Whif-r-r- ! ex the put on a big surcingle with a sounded' the rush In a chat the other day with a gentle-maus that when Lincoln approached the gentleman, and among those present cap of flour, two told, spoons of sugar, ties, and was a tine point for observ-lioone of those people who often find lug underueathi Two straps were put of the unseen Ixxlies. The mare raised well known in the literary world, in a good story, he Tho of of diameter the spot this laughing city. one enp of raisins chopped flue, twe around the animals fore fetlocks. A herself, ami struck at vacant space 'kith he told me a number of entertaining was 125 feet and the circum- would htt his left foot to h s right knee, he.r way into story books, etc., as the of milk, steam In small cape oae molding405 feet. rope was fasteue to the near one, pass- her fore feet. Bill felt his hair standhands cup both foot his with clinch and Aiuori-uu- s class ve offens of his of that ference tho ng with oonnection in litorsry Altogether type things ed through tho ring in the surcingle, ing on end as he grasped the butt of hoar. Serve with sbuoe half nd binding forward his whole frame fur the was who are always trailing theii down purpose complete experience I saked him, among other through the ring in the other fet- his revolver, and waited the expected of his with sensations convulsed APFUI FLOAT. delight. was The "Paris ntended. by picture in the dust in the effort to lock strap, and back through the sur- attack. aaiiouulity things, whether he had ever written LAOU11KD. WASHINGTON WHEN covered 10,000 square feet Partially slew one quart of sour ap- N'lght, and Wa individual independence. cingle ring. Then a pair of reins were The discharge of the carbine had anything uuder high pressure. Washington is never known to have uact their mash and add the whites of thro )f canvas. The buildings, streets, etc., aroused the "reserve, nnd the sound but oneo. It was at Valley This part cular gentleman, over the nit on, and the professor drove the had been talking abont inspiration, but ples; well beaton so that drawn were visitors laughed faithfully and sugar enough It who around the ring, using the rope to of galloping horses feet and the ClangSggs Forge. He had ordered that whoever, wine and walnuts after dinner, in orddr hoist the near forefoot had been in Baris were he purposely misconstrued uy meanwhenever the ing of sabers against the riders sweeten; beat together fifieon mloatus; able to pick out tho house frequently in which officer or private, got drunk should b o emphasize his own independence of brute he made. in the reply tried to kick. In a short timo-h- Bill distinctly heard as the "reserveSpurt ing toin p.ece. pa- and mixed teau-alu- l a serve cut milk to with was a been It compelled stump had nutmeg which hey of was of he lodger. I wrote a poem he said. ITes, loudly put harness on him, hitched him to troi drew nearer and nearer to his was formed these imposition, Where the effective. camp It wouderfully gether. painting, buggy, jumped in ami drove h:m, rescue. He could hear the pickets on Out ooasttul remarked with a rare exhibiwere overabundant forty lines In m many minnteE and it wa opened on the 1st of May, 1876, slumps VIAL SAL ADi to Gen. Jaok-on- : finally starting him and stopping him his left challenging the horsemen its of ob tion of his while tour waat a bad poem either. It was a U. T. of making the morning Hugh, management Chop fine cold balled or baked vs jnder Then lie had a they approached their post3. by verbal command. servat on ho came upou a soldier wh while. Subsequentlcase of compulsory composition and brass drum hammered near his to All a pint basin, add twt jnd drew for a long big snough w as the last out Presently he heard hi nearest comused sir. a was stump. tote very for been "I chopping market, taxed me more than I had ever always building against you, head, and tin pans and sleigh bells rade inform the sergeant that "Bill had eto ytndthefinally crape of bread or cracker crumb was taken dowu and set up Washington called to him pleasantly, The company was naturally rendered rattled. The stallion taxed before or since. I had sent to a osmon. went straight up been shot or lie had tiretj at seme d d Well good fellow, you havg, fount popper and salt and one eup n Boston. this unexpected d sclov to them, and was not annoyed by them certain magazine a poem entitled The of guerrilla. "Yes, sir, growled speechless by of the commissioners the last stump." stock or bat water; put in a soup By permission After few a trials. The professor laid He had faced the mare once agififr Not hearing mold with hard boiled Light-IInus- e lu a Storm. the man, ' "anil now when au otticei are, and the soeus actually looked a circular l'airmount ood sad sl park building jf dasheggs, toward the open field, and was quietly be a stump left vquallv; but Gen. Jncksoa put a stop down the lines, put his feet on the wont there drunk about it tor almost a year, I had conElui on near was erected the gets avenue, find fired the revolver. The laughing to himself as he stroked the around; let stand e gU boors h The Genera! laughed heart-- per on the ber.alful ind.v.duul and board, I laid cluded that it had been declined. last end of the centennial grounds, in ror him. forc turning oat bis officers as if there iTOided furtlior troobls by smilingly stallion stood like a statue. A horse neck of his faithful companion. iooked at and of exhibition a the for of 1876, In a it picture thee had pert afraid of paper was next brought in. literary weekly "Halt! Vlto comes there? Bill was KUUBLS FOB SOUT. which represented the fight near the were some of them entitled to feel relief. remarking: The professor soon had paper all heard to call forth. which 1 was the odltor, and had a fino in "Sartor Kesartus," tells Beat four eggs very light, add a phsch jity of Paris in 1871, when the Germaus Carlyle, "And I, sir, have always fought th aronna his head, threw it at him, and "Sergeant with picket patrol! engraving made lor It. The page was of salt and flour enough to niak i stiff vero pressing upon the French capital of laughter that takes in the whole are battles of my Country that you might made him walk btrer it and act as if was the reply. heels There to head made up, and just about to go to tho from man, elevated an was from The view position thore was nothing in ths world he liked . Dismount, batter; roll oat thin, sprinkle with are snjoy that privilege. sergeant! Advance and t electrotypers, when the magazine for flour and roll up tight; whon rosJy to .on netted with earth and grass, oa as many styles of laughter as there better than paper. A kicker was put give the eounkreign! fun the One scatslowly, begins were instauce Another of a happy laughers. which, in the foreground, the mouth arrived, and upon opening Dae cut In thin alioc double w into harness th thi horse, This order was obeyed and an extered figures of dead soldiers, broken-logently creeps out, along the risible is llffct of an old Southern judge and both acted beautifully. --Veto It, there was the poem. A cold chill York planation made. The patrol was notimuscles; tneu the hands fly up, the and other n wagons, artillery in but whether judgo by courtesy hr Tiiiiei. fied to advance, and when Bills comran up my back or down it. Im not Curious Marriage Coromony. of a tierce struggle. Those led feet fly out and the mouth fl es open. rades came to where the sergeant and certain which. Of course it couldnt A curious marriage ceremony took at the picture and were so ingeniously This man becomes the victim of a iact, the writer cannot state who He Tumbled. Bill were they found them enjoying a appear In the other journal but there plaoo the other day in Pari which es arranged that it was impossiuie to tell joke, for it is very diffieult to stop when must have had the faculty of quick and Good mornin. he saluted as he hearty laugh over the alarm caused by ended he gets to a reasonable maximum. appropriate reply pretty well developwaa the engrving, the forty lines of cited much curiosity and interest In where theso "stuge properties S ffock of "quail. Urand Army lie-- . sad painting commenced. Although Tom Jones that is not hs name, but ed, if the story related of him is true. paused in fronf of a Michigan avenue view. space, the form ready to go to the ylld-beactrdee. The bride was th not the never difference makes no h're that sc or attractinor beautiful so large at s certain place one even- clothing store and placed a weary looking wild-beaelsctrotypers! I ran up to the compotamer, tht ve as "Paris by Night," this was an in- laughs without such a rush of blood to Speaking daughter of in the interest of his own Candidacy Pettibone's Defeat. "Can you hold that form traveling bag on & boi. ing sing-room. a life. b for la am aftiud of head son I his the another that and effective and gentleman groom painting, teresting The tho one in aud some clothier who sat in his door in for encc, of as dur-lis a much Cougres for half an hour? I asked of the foremailer Parson Brownlows son John used to a i Laughter the same profession. Tho guest were tnjovod good measure of success There is an Eastern who evidently bad a good memory, in- his eyed the stranger sus- tell a gdotl story about the canvass man. Til try, he said. I dashed off all tamers aud menagerie braves. Oa g the centennial season and afterward. style s language. si ghtly couservat ve, and quired: e laugh, piciously and did not return the salute, another in a Tennessee district by , poem (so as to the table were several stuffod Ron cubs, Tho exhibitors called it a "diorama, curved up at the cutis, with culture. "Can I get a good suit here for about here Just before improperly, as it possessed all tho attri-sut"Didnt utalize tho engraving), had It inserted, behind lbs speak you a very eloquent man, a d Maj Fettibone, stood is ooupla There is a woatern laugh that broad, of apanor;ua. $16? inquired the man as he inspected and waa rel eved of my embarrassment. classical scholar, educated at Michigan a splendid group of four stuffed tigers, and hilar ous the war? Lite panorama ceased some of the hanging garments. unreserved, full, ears open For twelve j I did," promptly responded the It was entirely different from the other wbioh Pezon said had cost him as muob The dealer made no answer. Indeed, University, and with a range and depth be an object among our art exhi-'ltio- The Englishmans laugh is self-cobest was the less And inconsiderate or which scions more and judge. of information which proved his de- -, for want the he kept his face turned away. In the meimtiuio, poem. 4 if thoy had boon made out of mar"And didnt you say we could whip The one which I ble about 15,000 francs aud panels f suitable buildinB3 for the displ ly of Tho Frenchman's laugh is cotis derat 'Suppose I want to pay put about $30 feat It was said that he quoted thq poem? I asked. it the durned Yankees with fn cosh this morning can you take it Latin was compelled to write, I said. "If I representing tho deaizeus of forest and pircular paintings, the diorama had been and courteous. Diekeus laughter poet, while his competitor told You can M. Daguerre and M. Bouton, wholly unlike Thackeray's. m? continued tho stranger, ented kit by familiar jokes adapted to the compreof the T unabashed conscious It, wasnt I did," was inspired replied judge, desert were bung on the walla The trench artists, in 1822. The name never qu te avoid feeling that ThackThe no dealer made sign. hension of the not-ovintellectual Im sure. Ill show you both poctui menu, too, were in keeping of 11 ths diorama is derived from two Greek eray's laugh is personal; ho laughs at but, confound em, they wouldnt L "There aro five fellows over at tlie populace of that region, and thus sethat alive Despatch IMtaburgh all there Of some day, and you can judge for your-selfight way! the hotel who want new suits. If I bring cured his election. laughers words, signifying a look through. It you. Ono day during the surroundings: 'em over I suppose you will at least canvass was not a circular picture. It exhibited is none euual in good fellowship to Dr. Philadelphia Call lor and Fettibone were adTaj Soup: Lezanl; tlgre. Hors daniTro: Va- a seeue be of b t Homes. There should a thank me for my trouble? which was shown to the audidressing a crowd of mountaineers. rious sanoisson do lion. Relevos: Sum- ence The Meanest. No answer. pathos in a sound laugh. Bret Hart lor uenlt in iokes and stories suited through a large aperture or Bonanza. Taj Entree: Filet boss mon n la earlbo. bus it. Of all the humor sts by pro The district school at Sand H.li The admiss.on of light I say, old fellow, how would you to the comprehension of the crowd, and more be should The critic something bison; poulets a la leopard. Vegetables; through parts of the picture, through f. ssion ouly M. Quad has it. Cor. St taught by Miss Gertie Dunn, of Fulaski, like to sell me a wedding outfit for kept them m a roar of laughter. Petti-Dor. t. In un Engthan a mere shouted the stranger, as Petits-po- l followed iu his usual learned and transparencies, ami other artifices, gave L.UiS w one of the best instructed in the cash down? malgaches; panaches he slapped the silent dealer ou the solemn lish magazine an attempt is made to tables. Roast; Panthers elephant to these view i a clearness, effect, and At exthe style, saying that he should not an of eastern county. part wh eh been hitherto not had distauee that (avee defenses d'lvo.rs!) Salades shoqlder. Making Toothpicks. attempt to excite the risiblcs of the ingive a sories of "Americanisms hold few a a there amination days agu success a the in The 'lhen obtained silent dealer rose up and telligent crowd. panorama. There are but three toothpick factorL to say, words coined or invented iu Entremets: Bornbcs sibe- - of them stationary pictures led olso to ies in the Un'ted States. One of them ;las of pupila were requested to give a waved him off and replied: What's that he said? asked a America Under tho word "bonanza" rionnes; desort oasis. Yins des jun- tho invention of tho "moving panor"I vhas on to you, my frentl Please mountainem- - of Browulow, muichir.g hst of "quality" words. One little is Belmont. at located the definition is given: "Spanish, a gles; cafe do Java Allegany County ama, which for a tiiue usurped the atfellow gave the word good, and de- pass on! him in the ribs. tention which had been before demand' N. Y., jtist on tho edge of the town aud fined it by saying apple pie wa good. There was no "skeleton at the feast "He said he should not attempt toex-cit- e "Why, what is it? big scheme by w hich. honestly or otherUpon In the near the banks of the Genesee River. A little br 8oap three Cakes for twenty-fiv- e wise, much money is made. of mangled beast tamor ed by the circular views. The moving your risiblcs, who replied Brovvnlow. shape eyed A cent. remofs paint, grease, tar und so and says that to mar the "Excite mjpanoi&mt was wound on cylinders. un- To commence at first prine pies : We had been ght this a exclaimed th of tbs' evening. in h.s seat forth harmony as was it the of aitt.ng quietly him wants paiutmg portion eafery family special mountaineer; "what does he mean bv stalled in the basement, and after exbonanza means "good fortuno or good EL darns' Gazette. tho and was seen by the audience, and to rolled rates recitation, der trade. use It no vhas up to gave got betook our during that. the eng Bonanza Is indeed a Spanish luck. rerolled upon another cylinder as the ploring mean." In reply to tne slitop here. was in the word solves to where the wood-wor"Why, he means he wont make you word, and very naturally came into use Ha Must Hare Ila. tod Michigan. exhibitiuu progro-sed- . The looked in him the eye laugh, replied Brovvnlow. 1'hiladelpMa Its first stages. We found in ties sec- teacher's question a to what was stranger for a In California or Nevada. But it does uttered a "humph! of minute, "Then why didnt he saj'so? I cant ond room pile of circular blocks of meant, he said: Vie tor "Mis Deveroauz Is quite Lsd'Jtr. Well dried apple disgust, and walked off as stiff as a vote for no ascii! not mean a big scheme or "good musical wood, about s xteen inches in diameter pies are the meanest things I know of. crow-baQuail as a Legislator Knows Them. by perhaps five in thickness. Ths Anil he didn't, and a good many It is a nautical a seagoing-w- ord luck. 1 tile fellow Host "Yes, very much so. took his scat amid s "It vhas all right, said the dealer, others didn't, and letfiborte was dewore discussing in the Illinois wood was "hard and "soft' maple Ihe and means fair weather at sea. They in she Does Visitor as he looked after him. He tries oft feated iu a district that in the - election roar of laughter from the spectators. sing English?" hill to prevent the dostruo and p ne. The-- e are put into a revolva If the reader wdl refer to St Matthew Legislature some cloze und sells me some soap and Host "She doe, and Im sorry , previous had gone 1,500 Republican. ing machine wh ch str.ps thciq of their Oswego Palladium. tlon of quail for three years. Speeches bark Viiu, 26, he will read that after the she doosut y goes avhay und doan puy sometings, Den: Verity Poore in Boston Budget. or sok iu to tho first then are ; seutup sing of various sorts were made. Ono far- Goor. Here und I like to know if dot pays my rent Lord rebuked the wind and the sea ether are into Amenta they again put place! Hard to Wrestle With. and makes me pelief I vhas full Of there' was a great calm." And if hluiician: rier advanced the suggestion that there another revolv ng ranch. n which cuts IJe.Xlkmtoj Sr Remnant. Detroit Free Ttlss. jeesness? Mr. Dan, of The Yc-e York 8un, dewere too many quail If they should be them into small strips, which are then reference Is next had to tho Spanish "I understand s. broth-pickyou are offering sffme clares that tho most diffieult subject for version of tho Now Testament he will An Excellent Sort of Boyoolte?. preserved for three years they would ;' cut into Ihe required shape for remnants for sale, said an Arkaiuaa Then as out rose are the all The sat "p'ieks up crops dropped up handle well to k newspaper reporter find the phrase there given "una grande Union Telephones. workingman "Our anion honest with this valuable con- at one side, while the refuse falls from man to a dry goods clerk. s big fire. By k curious coincidence, bonanza." It is easy to understand asks yon to boyoott this beer. Ton are tributiongranger, Tfis number of telephones now tn to natural history: "Mr. Cheers the other into a small shaft and is car"Yes, sir; we have some Oboice reno-- , difficult most for is the its into that came subjoot figurative a workingman aud ought to stand by man, I've lived iu IUiuoy, man and boy, ried down to the basement and subsebow the word the United States is 825,574, xvLile in nants, which we are ofl'erino-- , ver Some are fireman to handle, too though the lat- Great Britain there are only 13,000. for forty years, enduring all of which quently used for firing. use as meaning a happy, calm, and be Cheap. s This little fullered fire with search. But wrestle some a are time without can Ive round, a ter Sensible after ngncultooral say square. weary n other words there are over twenty-fiv- e workingman "I boycotted good hope "Wal, I want a remnant fur my dog. exceptin for seven years, when I tnachiue which makes them, appears ing any th ng about tho "lurid and neither the glossary nor its crit;c is the whole beer bus ness some t.me ago, "For your dog? telephones in the United States for 1 have and l, in uniniated. to waa of but a the simple enough in England. There is no "Yes. Yer see, some felleis eot is quite correct in the definitions cited thank you. Ive been spending live obsarved this alnuit quail, whenevei reality is quite complicated, containing, tecth'fig flames w.lh their forked ivery one f in tho front rank of civilization dogs tail off, au I thought ef Philadelphia Ledger. yef had money savod in that way lor Mod tut there is too many quail the giod Lord we are informed, several hundred longues licking up valuable property. country limso facilities are where remnant ot telephonic jailer bulldog I tuout That settled it knivds, These small articles of Hs freezes thom out. my family. " TWA IHts. ned as in England aud Sootlaml fiad a piece at d tit ."Goodalft 8um. iee are then taken up to the sere founthe undermine would Provided For. that lie A Womans Intuition. A singular custom obtains t is this second story, where thoy are kept iu a Caught, iu a Lie. ds .ons of our Lope for eternity seeks Lung Burglars. Mr. Herpont went down in the "There is my wife, said the duelist in some of the towns on the low- heutod room until sufficiently dry lor In some which Texas hotels the partition Mrs. day column Proudfoot to in supthe have down a beat dropped to to his second, in a Voice broken with tellar to examine the gas meter, and er - Rochester Union. walls are so thin that tho conversation Rhine, namely that of "celling" maid- packing. knocked a basket of eggs from a hangif I am killed she will be sociable hour of gossip With her next-doports the feebleness of humanity. emotion, ens at public auction. For nearly in one room can be heard in the next. Womans Perennial Curiosity. neighbor. Rcvini. left alone in tfiis cold, cold world; but ing shelf down upor. his head. He four centuries, on Easter Monday Two friends tho interior put up d.d know "O, an that that you Mrs. Voluble "Do you know, my thank Heaven I am rich, and if the pore Fanny at a Galvestonfromhotel It is impossible somposed a scathing lyric, addressed auction day the town crier or clerk and were given how she asked, clicking one man can have a public sp rit, for to his wife, on his way upstairs. Conof St. Goar called all the young peo- dear, that they do say Mrs. Delaifies worst comes to the worst, she will b Mullens is dead? room. The man iu the next room who men her needles knittm thousand and herten bidfor. t husband is likely should he love settling provided Jvcriieatd the following conversation fronting her, he said, pitilessly! "Why ple together, and to the highest self comfortably on the softest chair. You ought to write her a letter, never loved one? Pope. about daybreak next morning: dont you ask me why I look like a der sold the privilege of dancing with went? Mrs. Tiuigrun suggested the second. "I sny Bill, are yon awake? No; what ailed her? If you have great talents industry will fool?" "Thore is no need to," she the chosen girl, and her only, during "I will, and in case I fall will you in"1 know, because you the entire year. The toss flowed into be nice." aid cheerfully. "I've been wide awake for tho last on the lungs, I think It "Burglars Improve them; if moderate abiiit.es Mrs. Voluble "Nice? Why, how deliver it?" ths public, poor box. Rurdctte. two hours. are one. was. their deficiency. will fatal. Some supply Theyre always dustry Shocking! What do von meau? "Certainly, responded the second, "Lend me $5. Panke-tAertried to to A common advertisement in English papers Notb'ng is denied to well directed labor. Mr. Timgnm "Why, we shall then endeavoring to keep the tears hack, folks call em lung burglars, pore soul" "I've dozed off again. nnwxfuUy without tar Si at old msu. Aged 80 yaws, oat U At. SBC Nothin is ever to be obta.ned have a elmiiee to see how she looks in "and by the way, old fellow, ju,t say s And she picked ifp the stitch that she Wasted, br a lad-- - of good connection "1 knew on were Iving whstl Jed j Use management of a Grst visas bar." tiwiiteuc IfCvulj, me.word for Ltaiu black,' -- Jr r.li Of Jfi- Je fiirVi Reynold. iad jood Adroit Fret Press. said jou were wide awake," leant Ay'. dropped. She painted them rth tsnraa With a rapt, iirlutit air, b ware them m ii r bodice, And In her ruvca half. 8h thought farm life idv lie, And said its greatest charm Was lent it tit the daisiea. The Saidrt on the farm. Some LEMOB SAUCE of the More Notable of Ameri- People Hate to be Laughed at. An FipltDitlon of a Peculiar Power. We believe, then, that tb true exis that planation of thought-readinthe performer receives impressions partly muscular, but largely nervous-thro- ugh the ordinary channel of the muses, bs sensations being unusually xolted by the state of ent.re passivity This into Which ho throws himself. state of entire obl.viousness to all external impressions except those with the experiment, and of ea-jreceptivity to all suggestions from the medium, is olo-lanalogous to the oypnotic gtat. in whh h we know the leDses become extraord.narily exalted. 'A by pitot subjoet h.,s been known bavo his olfa tory nerve so abnor-nallstimulated that hi bus detected x ring among twelve by the sense of mell, and 1ms found the owner of ;love among sixty persons by the sarn ui'toi. Ths muscular seme is aLo income. vab'y acute, as wi: ndcred ne by the period s..f' ty ami ease will A hich the somnambulist (whose stat-allied to that of hypimt.sin) mount, oofs, trvmls hz.:y purapo's, and per orms other d.ifieult muscular act- li ch he would not even attempt ii fi'i waking state. in bis effoiti If the thought-rendeifbT entire mental abstraction, read into a state bordering brow hinv-ei- f in hypnotism, it is certain that h. night receive senrory impressions o' lie medium, of which, under orJinur, .ircumsiances, he would be entirely mconscioua. A slight tightening u! ho hand grasp, or quickening of tin oreath ng, or any similar slight indi aiion, would be sufficient to guide him But i the inenta ,n h.s experiment. in any way ,t.ito of tho thought-reade- r comparable to the hypnotic or mesmer Some e trance? thought reader.-,vouluLheoitatiugly deny tiio sugges-t.on- ; but even they are conscious oi more or less severe mental tension and ibstractlou. while other performers n iuem to suffer from great nervous A. Trainers Victory Maii-KtU-U- lt g horse-traine- r, n con-aecte- d c i er fi y lf 1 , s one-hal- lf - one-hal- " $136,-650,00- 0: lt lf side-show- pro-f.-ss- pros-.r.itio- lf eomo,-feelin- ft'usA-inato- 1 n Car-Lin- e. ooo-ha!- n 1 col-sscu- m an-m- al e -- w indi-jatio- ns st -- st shirt-sleev- es light-hous- nowly-wedda- n pop-guns- er f. ne fault-finde- crite-pounce- - s s! m k . ri tb--- , far-aw- -- pur-aoot- saw-inil- after-dinn- or t . ifi v- - |
