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Show PAGE THREE TOYS BRING XMAS JOYS Select your gifts from our complete line of Toys, Games, Sleds Skates, Skis, Bicycles THE From $7.50 to $12.50 a Pair Clark's 2358 Washington Ave. The New Sharpless Suction-Feed Separator FOR, WEBER HERALD y9 a vSHOE The H. C. Hansen Co. 2468 Hudson Ave. Phone 238-J Williams Music Co. The Place to Get Your BOWS RE - HAIRED ETC. All Kinds of Music and Musical Instruments VIOLINS REPAIRED 2215 Washington Avenue CROWN PAINLESS DENTISTS 2468 WASHINGTON AVE. Between 24th and 25th (East Side of Street) OFFICE HOURS 9 TO 11 A. M. 3 TO 5 AND 7 TO S P. M. A. V. HARRIS Modern Chiropractor House calls made by request Rooms 218-219 Col. Hudson Bldg. Phone 522 OGDEN, UTAH WALL PAPER, of Every Kind Griffin Paint Company 2 310 Washington Avenue J. S. Lewis Company Jewelers CLASS PINS CLASS RINGS Continuous Business Since 1849 Office 1 lours 9-1 1 A.M. 2-4 and 7-S P. M. J. H. PETERSEN Modern Chiropractor 1 louse calls made by request Rooms 318-319M Col. Hudson Bldg. Offden, I" tah 5 Come in and Jet us show you the new machine. A. L. Brewer Dairy Supply Co. HINTS ON EXCUSES Great is the wailing and gnashing of teeth. Shifter's excuses will make no relief.A Sophomore wrote his own excuse; he got in such a hurry to go to class, he took it to the office before the ink was dry. One morning a boy came to the office with his excuse for the day before, Emma doubted, called up his mother and found out he had written it himself. From small events great consequences are derived. So from small excuses that did not get by disastrous revolution has grown. No longer can we blandly say: That we can sluff and get away For on our heels dear Emma comes With, "go up to the office, you slutting chumps." For on the file your excuse she had read, And this is probably what it had said : Please excuse Nina because she fell into the mud. Hope you'll do the same. Mrs. Hadley. or Tom Woods and Elmer Davis have to go to the Doctor every day for the same ailment. Their Parents, or Dear Miss Mills: Please excuse Mylo and Wayne, the Siamese twins yesterday during the 7th period as they had a date with my sweetheart. I don't think it will happen again. Ku. Kutiwaniki, Per Lester Young. TO OI'Il PRESIDENT There are kids that make Ricks happy, There are kids that makes Ricks blue; There are kids that steal our rubbersAnd our books and caps and pencils too; There are those that fail in passing, There are those that pass right through ; But the kids that make Our Ricks the maddest, Are the students that shift a few. THE SEASON'S MAIL Dear Santa: Please bring me a pair of boots and a bathing suit to enable me to teach in room three, and Santa, I want a real diamond ring and a fellow no less than six foot Ave. You may bring me my last doll, one with real hair and eyes that go to sleep.. Sincerely yours, Lenore Cannon. My Dear St. Nicholas: Kindly bring a couch for the faculty room, and please grant me a vacant period in which to make use of it. John Quincy Blaylock. P. S. And Santa remember to bring lots of pillows. R. Santa Claus, Esteemed Sir: Will you kindly bring me a patent moustache grower. I think I could maintain better order in class if I had one that would make me appear more dignified, and Santa don't forget to bring me some more batch-elor Buttons. Gustavo Larsen. Dear Santa: You ran bring me a pair of stilts, its so embarrassing to be mistaken for a student; and please I want a real china tea set. Betty Noble. NORTON FLORAL POTTED PLANTS, CUT FLOWERS AND FUNERAL DESIGNS Telephone 1 25 Mistletoe 2249 Wash. Ave. will soon pay for itself in cream saved. You can increase the capacity and reduce the time by turning faster. But turned fast or slow the cream is always of the exact thickness desired. CYNIC'S COLUMN We would like some to keep in mind that last year's student body cards aren't free tickets to the Weber dances for the next ten years. Painted wood isn't supposed to absorb anything, therefore why should some girls learn anything. Miss Noble is sure some sport. What do you say, Mr. Larson? Some of the students must have just arrived from taking dancing lessons at the South Sea Isles, the night of the leap year dance. What about it Mr. Floor Walker? How long had the girls been saving up for the leap year dance? Some displayed "regular" bank accounts at the door keepers' table. We would like to know how much salt could be bought with the "tips" at the check room the night of the leap year dance. It seems quite probable that the Garden of Eden styles are coming back when we are told to check all our clothes at the leap year dance. Whose to begin? We wonder why most girls do everything on a charity or pity basis. They have to be appealed to in this way on leap year before an "unfortunate'' can get a date. Huh! Boys. Whcr r''d C yril get the privilege to ask for dances at the leap year dance? We wonder if the "poor unfortunates" letter brought results. There was a great crowd of girls around Brother Terry after devotional among whom was Dorothy Nichols. About the stingiest fellow in the world is one who wears his glasses on the inch of his nose so he can look over them and won't wear them out looking through them. Some couples fancy (?) dancing reminds us of two badly crippled camels. (We don't mean those who are learning to dance because they look far better than some who think they can danct, but can't.) Some girls' clothing makes them look as irregular as a mountain top. Some girls' faces would run in competition with a flour bin when they get "dolled up." St. Nicholas, My Dear Sir: I would indeed be thankful if you would bring me more material for English assignments. I've given my students everything that anyone ever heard of, but thought you could help me out. Don't choose the easiest ones. Yours truly, Aaron Tracy. Dear Santa: Bring me a guy that wears tailored suits and real jazz ties. I haven't sluffed a class for ages, Santa. Louise Browning. Dear Santa: Please bring me a book with new adjectives in, "Noble" and "wonderful" are getting old. Dorothy Nichols.. Dear Santa: Please bring me a girl. I want to send the "leller-of-general-interest" to someone who could understand. Ciaude Helm. Dear Santa: Please bring rm a new "Grimms Fairy Tales,'' a jacknife with four blades. I've been awfully good in History Santa. Paul Cragun. P. S. Have you something that will cure Bee-stings? ((See Us First" Watson Clothing 6 t VH (J? -for this Christmas Bebe Daniels CHOCOLATES An entirely new product of distinctiveness in pleasing variety. An addition to an already popular line. Shupe-Williams Chocolates Preferred Everywhere Le Roy juchmiller J CttstomCatloretr CIctijcs EXCLUSIVE NECKWEAR, 2516 Washington Ave. The KIMONO HO US Chinaware, Kimonos, Ladies Blouses, Silk Shirts and Novelties VARIETY OF BASKETS AND TOYS Take advantage of our timely display of Chrislmas Goods now awaiting your coming KIMONO HOUSE 307-302 24th St. 2 Special to Gollege Students until New Year: 50 Paneled Personal Cards, printed $1.00 100 do. ' do. 1.75 - Tanner Company t 'CCLS OSJfiPtNa OEM. UTAH. Orpheum Block PACTICAL RINTER |
