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Show OVER THE HICCUPS With Abigail Inc. Queenie Winkler's talk was always to knock, But his tennis without it was nil. Now his tongue wags no more, For fate settled the score When he got in the way ol a fast-moving pill. An interested spectator remarked concerning Cluster Nilson's tennis, "Well at least he tries." And some wise guy comes back fast with, "Yes. he's a trying teacher." When the debaters returned red-eyed and sleepy from sunny California they gave as an excuse the loud snoring of Jean Danvers on the way home. When questioned by Abigail regarding the veracity of this statement Mr. Monson replied, "I've slept through thunder showers, fire alarms, Weber College classes, and even the last earthquake, but Jean Danver's snoring was simply too much for me. " This year's crop of spring poetry takes the cake. Abigail quotes from a well-meaning, lovesick product of Weber's law department: "I'm looking for someone What's my greater part.' That one little someone to Hold to my heart and say, ' I love you' ." Weber's law department must be awful, for surely one of the first things a lawyer must know is that everything you say will be held against you --especially if it's in black and white. Here below lies Donald Kincaid. One summer evening, sultry and hot, His noble heart gave way completely When he missed a ping-pong shot. o POET CONFESSIONS What is a man to do If he has lost his soul? --Glen Bott I long to go back were the cattle roar --Dorothy roulsen GIRLS! BOYS! Drop in our new store 25th & Adams and take note of: GIRLS TENNIS SLACKS--WH I T E GIRLS SHORT-SLEEVED JERSEY GIRLS BLOUSES AND TRUNKS GIRLS ATHLETIC SOX BOYS TENNIS AND GOLF SLACKS BOYS SHORT-SLEEVED JERSEYS BOYS ATHLETIC SOX A full line of attractive jackets, etc. AT VERY MODERATE PRICES TENNIS BALLSAND RACKETS GALORE Weber College Store Foss Heiner, Mgr. I am a flop Because my brain is marred. Binders Re inf orcements Accounting Books Muc i 1 age Writing Ink Erasiers Leads Loose Leaf Material Stationary -Harvard Watts I think that love has come along, Heaven help me if I'm wrong! TENNIS RACKETS --Ruth Carver Bancroft Wilson Have you ever stopped to think? Lee --Norman Christensen Goldsmith Over 200 to Choose From. At times I feel I want to be As strong and firm as an oaken tree. Rackets Restrung --Bernice Lindquist $1.50 up. I sit in the twilight thinking, ArfflStfOnCJ S Thinking of him who means so much to me. 302-25th St. ( --Frances Smith |